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Tuesday, February 10, 2026

The Scarlet Citadel (Conan Chronicles #2) 3Stars

 

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Title: The Scarlet Citadel
Series: Conan Chronicles #2
Author: Robert Howard
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 44
Words: 16K
Publish: 1933


This takes place after The Sword and the Phoenix, as a character and the attempted coup, are mentioned as having happened in the past. Conan gets betrayed but with some help, comes back stronger than ever.

This is one story where wizardry is both hurtful and helpful. But through it all, Conan doesn’t like it nor does he trust the wizard helping him, as it is obvious the wizard is simply using Conan to get his own revenge on the “bad” wizard. But it is stories like this that set the stage for the idea of Conan fighting any and all wizardry.

It is also quite interesting to see Conan near the apogee of his career. He’s king of a country, but has no offspring (I don’t know if any ever exist in the official Conan timeline or not. He does have kids in some of the pastiches I read) and is as strong but alone as ever. He’s at the top, but now he has to deal with holding onto it instead of just trying to take it like he did earlier in life. He even considers giving up here and starting over, but then his famous temper comes to the fore and he decides no one, especially a wizard, is going to push him around.

There is also a good bit of monster’y stuff. There’s a giant snake and in relation to that several mentions of his time as a river pirate Amra. Conan has to go through an underground tunnel system and encounters several denizens of hell, so the idea of cosmic horror and evil from the great darkness were inherent in Conan’s mythos right from the get-go. There’s no question of that in my mind now. Conan doesn’t just fight usurpers or tigers and animals, but he’s in a world of monsters and he’ll fight them as soon as spit at them.

Reading these original “Chronicles” is giving me a much better grasp on Conan as a character, even though I’ve only read just over 50 pages. Howard imbues Conan with characteristics that have survived to this day, both characteristics of personality and situation. While these stories aren’t ones that I would consider “great”, they are solidly good and I am glad I am taking my time to read them. Not even a shadow of the dreaded “I wasted my time” :-D

★★★☆☆


From Conan.fandom.com

Conan's army is destroyed on the plains of Shamu, having answered a plea for help from his ally Amalrus of Ophir. Amalrus has treacherously joined forces with Strabonus of Koth and the wizard Tsotha-lanti, in an attempt to overwhelm Conan's army and capture him. While Strabonus wants the king dead, Tsotha wants him alive. With a touch of poison, he paralyze Conan and has him bound in chains. While Strabonus orders his general, Arbanus, to invade Aquilonia through Shamar, both he and the wizard bring Conan to Khorshemish, capital of Koth.

Conan stands before Strabonus and Amalrus, while they dictate terms - they want him to turn over control of Aquilonia to Prince Arpello of Pellia. Conan scoffs at the kings and insults them, spitting in Amalrus' eye. The enraged king moves closer to kill Conan for his defiance, but Tsotha blinds him, reminding the king who the real power is as Strabonus pretends he doesn't notice. Tsotha sends Conan to the dungeon, guarded by his eunuch servant, Shukeli, and leaves him in complete darkness before going to assist the siege at Shamar.

Conan tests his restraints and finds them too strong to break. The stories he has heard of Tsotha's dungeons and inhuman experiments actually strikes fear in the barbarian's heart. His fear is amplified when he hears a rustling sound and, in the shadows, sees a tremendous snake, over 80 feet long, slither into the chamber. Conan stands motionless as venom drips from the snake's fangs and burns his thigh. Suddenly, the sound of a door opening from inside the prison chamber forces the snake to flee. A gigantic naked black man, who calls Conan by his pirate name Amra, has come with the keys and asks what he would pay for them. This is merely a ruse, however, as the man wants Conan dead for killing his brother during his travels with BĂȘlit. Fortunately, just as he's about to deal a killing blow towards Conan, the snake rears up behind him and constricts the man in its coils, causing the keys, along with a sword, to fall onto the floor at Conan's feet. He manages to grasp the keys with his feet and free himself, only to find the door barred from the outside. Shukeli appears outside the barred window and shrieks with laughter. However, in a flash, Conan stabs through the bars with his sword and instantly skewers Shukeli in the stomach. Because the barred door can only be opened from the outside, Conan is still trapped and realizes he must go down the same corridor where the snake came in from. Conan creeps down the corridor, ignoring the passages on either side, until he hears a sobbing sound and diverts himself towards an adjacent tunnel. However, he is horrified upon discovering the source of this weeping - a tentacled, amorphous blob-like creature who, when it sees Conan, becomes overjoyed with laughter and starts chasing him. He quickly outpaces it, but trips and drops his torch, thrusting himself into darkness as he scrambles up before continuing his escape. He creeps along the nearest passage and stops before a large pit in the ground. Obviously, he has gone in the wrong direction. However, before he can decide on what to do, Conan senses something unseen rising from the pit and turns back the way he came. He comes across the final embers of his torch, manages to get it fully lit again, and hurries his way back towards the central corridor, again feeling the invisible presence engulfing him. He flees in sheer horror, while hearing the sounds of different monsters and beasts down each tunnel. As Conan is wondering why these beasts won't come out into the central opening, he realizes the giant serpent is already slithering behind him. It seems as though even the monsters are afraid of this serpent. He hurries down a side passage and, through the window of a prison door, witnesses a monstrous plant torture an unconscious captive entwined within its grasp. Conan enters the cell and slices away the plant's stem, as it hisses while waving its tentacles and blossoms at him. Soon, the plant dies upon having its stem chopped away and the man is freed. The man, Pelias, tells Conan how his rival, Tsotha-lanti, has held him captive for almost a decade. His powers are beginning to return and he leads Conan back to the entrance. The snake, identified by Pelias as Satha, emerges and moves in to attack. However, once it sees Pelias, its eyes widen in terror and it flees. When they reach the barred door, Pelias re-animates Shukeli's corpse and has him unlock the door. The two go to Tsotha's private chambers, where Pelias uses the wizard's crystal ball to show Strabonus' army laying siege to Shamar and chaos engulfing Tarantia, as, with word spreading of Conan's alleged death, Prince Arpello of Pellia has moved to take over the kingdom. Conan laments that the capital is almost a week away by fastest steed, and Strabonus's army lie along the path, but Pelias summons a batlike creature to fly him directly towards Tarantia.

In Tarantia, Trocero desperately tried to keep the peace as rioters and looters, mystically encouraged by Tsotha-lanti to believing Conan is dead, rampage through the streets. Prince Arpello made his play for the crown and managed to get the council to surrender, when he won the support of the public. Trocero abandons the city with 1500 soldiers upon realizing he would have to fight the citizens themselves. The chancellor, Publius, had been imprisoned and heavy taxes laid on the merchants of the city, with anyone protesting hanged. Soon, armed men from the Pellian army quickly and violently clamp down on any acts of disloyalty within the city. When word spread that the Kothian army had taken Shamar, the people turned to Arpello for reassurance, but he simply drank some wine and laughed at them. When a small insurgency headed by the student Athemides is quelled, the young man is smuggled out of the city to the camp of Trocero to plead with him to return. It's then, with Arpello loudly proclaiming from the ramparts that he is now king, Conan arrives on the wings of the demon. A shocked Arpello charges Conan, but the true king picks up the Prince and throws him off the castle walls.

The siege of Shamar continues, and although the city is hopelessly outnumbered, its strong walls have prevented it from being entirely overrun. Strabonus grows anxious, as he would like to continue into Aquilonia but doesn't want to leave his flank unprotected. Suddenly, a bugle is heard and a galloping army rides from within the country. When Tsotha sees it is Conan leading the charge he realizes Pelias must have helped, Strabonus frantically sends his men to the attack, but the outnumbered Aquilonians burst through the ranks and Amalrus is trampled to death under the charge. Conan ends up face to face with Strabonus. Strabonus takes one desperate swing at Conan, but is run through immediately. The Kothian army is routed and slaughtered as Conan turns his attention to Tsotha. Although Tsotha hurls magic at Conan, the king lops off the wizard's head, though it still lives and glares at Conan...until a giant eagle swoops down the pick up the head and fly away. The body of Tsotha rises and runs off in the direction of the eagle, who laughs with the voice of Pelias and Conan, though grateful for Pelias's help, hopes never to see him again.



Tuesday, December 16, 2025

The Phoenix on the Sword (Conan Chronicles #1) 3Stars

 

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Title: The Phoenix on the Sword
Series: Conan Chronicles #1
Author: Robert Howard
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 27
Words: 9K
Publish: 1932


After my last Conan pastiche (Conan and the Mists of Doom), which was horrible, like several of the previous pastiches, I gave up. When one sours on pastiches, it usually means it is time to return to the original material. I had read The Essential Conan (comprising The Hour of the Dragon, People of the Black Circle and Red Nails) back in ‘18 and thoroughly enjoyed it. But trying to track down the other original Conan stories seemed like a real chore, as it was a mix of short stories, novellas and novels and they were scattered all over the place and in various collections by various companies at various times. It was a gigantic ball of messiness and I wanted nothing to do with it. Reading is meant to be fun, not a flipping second job. Then I discovered that Delphi Classics had released one of those Complete Collections of Robert Howard and suddenly I was on easy street. That collection has all his other stuff too, but the Conan stories are linked in the TOC by publication date, so I just have to click on that and I am set.

Which brings us to now. I am going to read all of the original Conan stuff by Howard, story by story, and take my time enjoying the pulpy goodness of it all. I am dividing these up into three different categories: Short Stories, Novellas and Novels. I am calling any story with 10K or less of words a short story while a Novella will be 10K-40K and a Novel will be anything over 40K. Of course, the lines are all squishy, so I might take page numbers into account too, but that gives you the general idea. There are only two full novels and approximately nineteen short stories and novellas. That means I’ll be reading a lot more short stories about Conan over the next couple of years. And with that long winded introduction out of the way, onto the actual review.

This short story takes place much later in Conan’s career. He is currently king of Aquilonia (the big cheese kingdom) and several nobles are trying to depose him. One of them has a pet wizard who breaks free and summons a demon to kill all the nobles (for how they looked down on him) and Conan so that said wizard can become king. Well, there’s another Good Wizard sleeping away in limbo and he summons Conan in a dream and gives him a magic sword that allows him to slay the demon. Thus Conan stays king of Aquilonia.

It is kind of odd to start off with Conan nearer the end of his life than at the beginning, but Howard never allows us to forget that Conan is still a powerful barbarian. It also sets out the template for Conan stories. Some disgruntled people, some magic, some regular fighting, some magic fighting and then Conan kicking butt. The magic also has hints of the cosmic horror about it, which just fits so much better into this Hyborean age than bleeding Merlin with his disneyfied bippity boppity boo.

Thoth-Amon would have their guts for garters...

We are also introduced to Thoth-Amon, a wizard of dark Stygia who plays a role in more than one pastiche. He is the one that summons the demon and his fate is left unresolved, unlike the plotters who all die at the claws of the demon or Conan’s sword.

While I only gave this 3stars, I was still pretty pleased with it. Howard gives us all of the information we need for “this” story with just hints at the wider world of Conan without over burdening the reader. Reading a short story by itself is whole different beast than reading a novel or a whole series of novels or even a whole book of short stories. As such, you’ll have to give me a few stories to find my review footing, as it were. My standard rating will be 3stars until I have a better grasp of Conan as a whole and can be a bit more nuanced, if I feel like it. Or I might just stick with my more typical “I liked/disliked it, the end” kind of review.

I am also calling these official Howard stories about Conan the “Conan Chronicles” to easily separate them from all the Conan the Barbarian pastiches I’ve been reading. It is messy and the organizational part of my soul winces, but I do not want the official stories mixed in with the pastiches. I am including a link under my avatar at the end to all the pastiches though, so if someone wants to they can see what a minefield they have to navigate.

I was able to find an actual cover for this one. Most of what I found was the Weird Stories magazine cover that it was originally in. I hope to have an actual cover for each story, but am not counting on it. I’m certainly not going to be generating my own, even though that would be really nice.

★★★☆☆


From Wikipedia

A middle-aged Conan of Cimmeria tries to govern the turbulent kingdom of Aquilonia.

Conan has recently seized the crown from King Numedides after strangling the tyrant on his throne, but the Cimmerian is more suited to swinging his broadsword than signing official documents. The Aquilonians who originally welcomed Conan as their liberator have turned against him due to his foreign blood, and construct a statue to Numedides' memory in the temple of Mitra; priests burn incense before their slain king, hailing it as the holy effigy of a saintly monarch who was killed by a red-handed barbarian.

A band known as the Rebel Four forms: Volmana, the dwarfish count of Karaban; Gromel, the giant commander of the Black Legion; Dion, the fat baron of Attalus; and Rinaldo, the hare-brained minstrel. Their goal is to put the crown in the hands of someone with royal blood, and to this end they recruit the services of a southern outlaw named Ascalante. However, Ascalante secretly plans to betray his employers and claim the crown. Ascalante also enslaves Thoth-Amon, a Stygian wizard who has fallen on hard times: A thief had stolen Thoth-Amon's ring and left him defenseless, forcing him to flee from Stygia; while disguised as a camel driver, he was waylaid in Koth by Ascalante's reavers. The rest of his caravan was slaughtered, but Thoth-Amon saved himself by revealing his identity and swearing to serve Ascalante.

The conspirators plan to assassinate King Conan when he is unprepared and defenseless, but Thoth-Amon discovers that his ring of power is in Dion's possession, murders him and summons a fanged ape-like demon to slay Ascalante. Conan in turn is warned of this event in a dream by a long-dead sage named Epemitreus, who marks Conan's sword with a mystical phoenix representing Mitra, a Hyborian god. Conan awakens and, prepared for the attack, slays the three remaining members of the Rebel Four, breaking his sword upon the helm of Gromel and using a battle-axe against the rest of his would-be assassins. Conan hesitates to kill Rinaldo, whose songs once touched the King's heart - this scruple proves costly, as Rinaldo manages to stab him before being killed. Ascalante, his goal in reach, moves to finish off the wounded king, but is killed by Thoth-Amon's demon before he can strike, and the demon is then slain by Conan with the shard of his enchanted sword.

Conan's courtiers hesitate to believe his tale, as the demon has evaporated, until they spot the shape its blood has left on the floor.



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