Thursday, April 02, 2026

Tower of Terror (Able Team #1) 2.5Stars

 

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Title: Tower of Terror
Series: Able Team #1
Author: Dick Stivers
Rating: 2.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Action/Adventure
Pages: 123
Words: 41K
Publish: 1982



Sigh. I knew after reading The Stony Man Doctrine in January (no review) that this attempt at reading more of the 80’s and 90’s Men’s Adventure Stories probably wasn’t going to be a splendid success. Even still, this was not what I was hoping for.

There is action. Bad guys get beaten up, the good guys get beaten up. People are shot and kabloo’ied and kidnapped to my heart’s content. The problem is that there was a LOT of running around or driving around between those bits and that was so boring that I was going out of my skull.

I was expecting a Die Hard rip off, even though Die Hard hadn’t been produced yet ;-) The actual stuff at the tower takes about the final 10% of the book. Able Teams gets in, kills the bad guys, rescues the hostages and warns all the law enforcement outside about tons of booby traps inside. The End. I wanted some cat and mouse inside the so-called Tower of Terror. Alas, it simply was not to be.

Finding out that the owner of the company that owned the tower was embezzling possible billions of dollars and using the terrorists as a cover, was a good idea. It just didn’t translate into good writing which would have translated into a better story.

I know I loved the Mack Bolan books as a teenager and not so much as an adult (Mack Bolan #448) and that has carried over to these other Gold Eagle productions. I’m not surprised or even disappointed, but I admit I was hoping that maybe the boy inside me would like this more. I’ve got one more “Action Man” book to read, about another group of special forces men, called Phoenix Force and then I’ll be done with these.

★★✬☆☆


From the Publisher

A Wall Street skyscraper had been invaded. Hostages were being held - and, with them, enough confidential banking data to imperil the entire world.

Ugly, city-wide panic was inevitable until Able Team was called in. Carl Lyons, Pol Blancanales and Gadgets Schwarz were the only possible hardmen for such a mission.

The invaders claimed to be FALN, the Puerto Rican terrorist group. But they were not who they said they were, and their huge quantity of devastating armament appeared to have come from. . . the Vietnamese.


Wednesday, April 01, 2026

The Return of the Black Widowers (The Black Widowers #6) 3Stars

 

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Title: The Return of the Black Widowers
Series: The Black Widowers #6
Authors: Isaac Asimov
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Mystery
Pages: 270
Words: 108K
Publish: 2003


This is the final, posthumous volume of the Black Widowers stories. When I started, I was under the impression it was all reprints with a new intro and some blathering by other authors. I was quite glad to find several new stories AND a new Black Widower inspired story by another author.

The intro by Harlan Ellison was a complete failure in my opinion. I’ve never read Ellison and after this intro, I never plan to. I don’t like the man’s humor, his writing style nor how he manages his words. He was supposed to be praising Asimov and maybe in his own way, he was. But I disliked it from the start. The afterwards, from Asimov’s autobiography was a bit better, but that might just be because of my aversion to the Introduction.

What really surprised me, in a good way, was the two guest stories that were excellently done. I was expecting some hackneyed writing that was riding on the coat tails. Instead, I got two stories that I thought were worthy of inclusion with the rest of the Black Widower tales. That’s a good way to end.

It has also inspired me to go read Asimov’s memoirs. I hope I have better luck with that than some of the memoirs I’ve read in the past ;-)

★★★☆☆


From Wikipedia.org

  • "Introduction" (Harlan Ellison)

  • "The Acquisitive Chuckle" (from Tales of the Black Widowers)

  • "Ph As in Phony" (from Tales of the Black Widowers)

  • "Early Sunday Morning" (from Tales of the Black Widowers)

  • "The Obvious Factor" (from Tales of the Black Widowers)

  • "The Iron Gem" (from More Tales of the Black Widowers)

  • "To the Barest" (from Casebook of the Black Widowers)

  • "Sixty Million Trillion Combinations" (from Banquets of the Black Widowers)

  • "The Wrong House" (from Banquets of the Black Widowers)

  • "The Redhead" (from Banquets of the Black Widowers)

  • "Triple Devil" (from Puzzles of the Black Widowers)

  • "The Men Who Read Isaac Asimov" (William Brittain)

  • "Northwestward" (from Magic)

  • "Yes, but Why?"

  • "Lost in a Space Warp"

  • "Police at the Door"

  • "The Haunted Cabin"

  • "The Guest's Guest"

  • "The Woman in the Bar" (from Banquets of the Black Widowers)

  • "The Last Story" (Charles Ardai)

  • "Afterword" (from I. Asimov)



Tuesday, March 31, 2026

March '26 Circum et Pervagatus

 

Raw Data:

Novels/Novellas - 13 ↑

Short Stories - 0 ↓

Manga/Graphic Novels - 0 -

Comics - 1 -

Average Rating - 3.32 ↑

Pages - 2667 ↑

Words - 934K ↑


The Bad:

Grunge - 2stars of REALLY bad theology

The Hero and the Crown - 2stars of teen girl cringiness


The Good:

The Doorbell Rang - 4stars of Nero Wolfe, fightin' da mahn!

Drumindor - 4stars of returning to a beloved franchise


Movie:

Apocalypse, the second in the Resident Evil movie franchise, was fun. I like these movies :-)


Miscellaneous Posts:


Personal:

We have a saying here in New England: "In Like a Lion, Out like a Lamb". This is in reference to March's weather. You can also reverse it. So if March starts off, say, by dumping almost 2feet of snow on you and then continues to snow every week, well, that's coming in like a lion. It means we're supposed to get gradually better and ease into April with warmer temps and smaller amounts of moisture. Ha! Ha I say. March came roaring in like a lion and dragged our carcass all over the place the entire month and then we got ticks from that lion when he left. Boooooo!

Work has changed a bit. We had one of the crew chiefs (we have 3 crews, each consisting of 2 men) leave end of February, beginning of March and one of the other instrument operators (not a crew chief) left last Friday. So we are down to 2 crews, just as the spring is coming and our busy season is starting to ramp up. Not that we haven't been busy before, mind you. There is a lot of work and we don't have the manpower to handle it. I'm glad I don't have to deal with that problem in the office.

The medication that Mrs B has been taking for close to 15 years now for her crohns disease is no longer effective so her GI dr (gastroenterologist) is trying to switch her to something else. We'll see how that shakes out with insurance. It'll be the same battle as her old medication but on a new hill, sigh. I'm also dealing with my own insulin changes but without the help of a Endocrinologist, just my family practice doctor. It is just going from name brand to generic, so it's more about the doctors office filling out the prescription correctly so the insurance accepts it. Let me digress for a second...

(Health Insurance is the worst thing to happen to our medical system here in the US, ever. There have been times that I have wanted to off every single Health Insurance CEO and their entire board of directors. They will burn for their crimes in the afterlife, for sure!)

Mrs B and I were introduced to the card game Munchkins last year and for Christmas we got 7 of the expansions to the game. We've been playing a game a couple of times a month and it's been fun. It is a simple game but with just enough complexity to keep me interested while not being so complex that Mrs B throws up her hands in despair (like Magic the Gathering). I like it enough that I'm even considering getting the Munchkins: Warhammer 40,000 version :-D That would all depend on whether Mrs B will play that or not.


Finally, since I changed the boring "My Week" posts to the sizzling and exciting "Imperatoris Chronicorum", I decided to latinize these Monthly Roundup & Rambling posts as well, because nothing says sizzling and exciting like a re-branding of the same exact product ;-)
Ave, Caesar Bookstooge, morituri te salutant!


Cover Love:

Nothing was good enough to take the effort to put a full size picture in my dropbox account, create and edit the dropbox link so that WP will accept it and then put it here. Sometimes it is worth it and sometimes not. This was a "Not" month.


Plans for Next Month:

RE: Extinction will be reviewed next week.

Magic cards every Monday! Whooowheee ;-)


Exactly the same as this month. I'm still fighting the (losing) battle to keep Wednesdays free but I'm not giving in completely.

FREEEEEEEDOM!!! (to not blog if I don't want to)


Monday, March 30, 2026

Lifeforce - MTG 4E

 

Why anybody would choose this name (Lifeforce) for a card is beyond me. I am certain somebody knew that horrible movie (Brian's Review), which was based on an even worse book (Bookstooge Survived "Space Vampires", but barely). But they sure would have had to have a sick mind to think it would be funny to put that name on a Magic card. Shame on them!


Sunday, March 29, 2026

The Hero and the Crown (Damar #2) 2Stars

 

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Title: The Hero and the Crown
Series: Damar #2
Author: Robin McKinley
Rating: 2 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy / Middle Grade
Pages: 207
Words: 80K
Publish: 1984



A story about a girl with no self-confidence, even as she kills a dragon and defeats her half-demonic uncle and prevents him from taking over her country. I got totally sick of the main character thinking everyone was making fun of her or was talking behind her back or putting a negative spin on every interaction she had with every other person.

Then presto-chango, right at the end of the book, she’s all confident due to the power of love, but mainly because she’s now in love with 2 men, one a mortal king and one an immortal magician. No thank you.

In many ways, stylistically, this reminded me of Patricia McKillip, but at about half the skill and none of the positive that McKillip always brought to her stories, even in the darkest moments. I’m done with this Damar series and I’m very definitely done with McKinley.

★★☆☆☆


From Wikipedia

Part one

Aerin is the only child of Arlbeth, king of Damar, and his second wife. Aerin inherits her mother's pale skin and fiery red hair, setting her apart from all other Damarians and causing her to be feared and ostracized. Her particular nemesis at court is Galanna, a beautiful but vain young woman, who spread rumors that Aerin's mother was a witch and that Aerin is illegitimate. Galanna taunts Aerin for having failed to develop the Gift, known as kelar, an ability to use magic that all members of the royal family inherit to some degree. During one of their regular fights, Galanna convinces Aerin to eat the leaves of the surka plant, which is poisonous to all those not of royal blood. While eating the surka plant does not kill Aerin, it makes her extremely ill.

During her recovery, Aerin stumbles upon a book about the history of Damar and the enormous dragons of old that used to terrorize it, of which only much smaller relatives still exist. Seeking privacy in the pasture of her father's now-injured war horse, Talat, Aerin reads through the book while forging a friendship with the stubborn and proud horse. At the back of the book she finds a recipe for kenet, an ointment meant to protect the wearer from the effects of fire. While experimenting with the ointment, she also trains herself on mounted combat with Talat. Eventually, she sneaks off to slay a small dragon that has been terrorizing a village. Her success earns her some minor notoriety and requests for assistance from other villages. In the meantime, trouble comes from the north, in the form of one of the western barons, Nyrlol, who threatens civil war.

Part two

Arlbeth fears that the Hero's Crown, an item of power, has finally fallen into the hands of the demonic Northerners, and that Nyrlol's madness is a symptom of their growing power. He is forced to ride west with many of his court, including Tor (his male heir and Aerin's only friend), to deal with Nyrlol, but denies Aerin's request to join him. However, just as Arlbeth prepares to ride north, a messenger arrives bearing news that the last of great dragons, Maur, has reappeared and is terrorizing Damar. Arlbeth has no choice but to deal with Nyrlol first. But Aerin, having been left behind, decides to fight Maur on her own.

After a tremendous battle, Aerin narrowly defeats Maur, claiming as her trophy a red stone left behind when his body burns itself to ashes. Aerin is severely injured but manages to drag herself onto Talat, who carries her home. Maur's skull is brought to the castle as a trophy but its presence seems to taunt Aerin and her health does not improve. In her declining state, Aerin dreams of a blond man by a lake who beckons her to come to him so that he may help her. Aerin leaves Tor a note and rides off on Talat to find this man, Luthe.

Luthe, a sorcerer, heals Aerin by placing her in the Lake of Dreams, which causes her to become "no longer quite mortal". Luthe teaches her some magic and Aerin learns that it is the kelar that gives the royal family their magical abilities. Luthe then reveals that Aerin's mother and uncle, Agsded, along with Luthe, were students of a master mage. Agsded was the best student but used his abilities for evil. A prophecy foretold that one of Agsded's own blood would defeat him; in fear, Aerin's mother fled to the south to have a child (Aerin) with Arlbeth. When Aerin is fully recovered, Luthe sends her north with the dragon's red bloodstone and Gonturan, The Blue Sword, to challenge Agsded.

As she travels, Aerin is joined by armies of foltsza (large mountain cats) and yerigs (large wild dogs). After an extensive magical battle in which Agsded is eventually defeated and the Hero's Crown is recovered, Aerin is rescued by Luthe, who escorts Aerin back as far as his lake on her way home. They become romantically involved; Aerin leaves him but promises to return one day, as they are both immortal.

She returns to find the kingdom losing a battle with the Northern demons. Using Gonturan and her army of foltsza and yerigs, and giving the Hero's Crown to Tor, she helps defeat the Northerners, but at the cost of many lives, including Arlbeth's. Aerin, with Tor's help, finally rids the kingdom of Maur's evil skull, but in the process the skull turns Damar into a desert. Aerin marries Tor, whom she truly loves in her own way, and they help rebuild the kingdom together as its rulers.


Friday, March 27, 2026

Who Bookstooge Is, According to AI

 Bookstooge

One notable example is his readalong of Love Saves the Day by Barbara Cartland, where he engaged with fellow bloggers and readers, discussing the book's plot, style, and the intriguing context of it being part of the posthumous Barbara Cartland Pink Collection—a series of 160 unpublished manuscripts published after Cartland’s death. His commentary often includes sharp observations on writing style, historical accuracy, and genre conventions. 

Bookstooge has also inspired other bloggers, such as The Orangutan Librarian, who cited him as a key influence in her own blogging journey.  His work has been featured on platforms like LibraryThing and shared across multiple blogs, highlighting his active role in the online book community.

Bookstooge, whose real name is not publicly disclosed, is the pseudonymous author behind the book blog Bookstooge's Reviews on the Road.  He is a prolific reader and reviewer, known for reading over 100 books annually. His blog serves as a personal platform where he shares candid, in-depth, and often humorous reviews across genres like science fiction, fantasy, classics, and mysteries. 

Key Aspects of Bookstooge

  1. Blogging Philosophy
    Bookstooge values authenticity and freedom in reviewing. He left Goodreads (which he now calls "Devilreads") due to its restrictive policies and censorship, particularly during the 2013 "Great Censorship Debacle." He believes reviews should be personal expressions rather than formulaic book reports, stating:"A book review is simply a blog post with my thoughts... My book reviews are tiny little snapshots of me as a whole person, glimpses into my soul." 
  2. Personal Background
    • Identifies as a devout Christian, with a blend of Baptist and Seventh-day Adventist beliefs. 
    • Works full-time as a land surveyor in New England, often outdoors year-round. 
    • Married to Mrs. Bookstooge, and describes himself as not a "people person," often needing recovery time ("chicken fingers") after social interactions. 
  3. Reading Habits and Technology
    • Prefers e-readers with physical buttons for comfort during long reading sessions. 
    • Recently transitioned from a Kindle Oasis to a Pocketbook Era due to Kindle's declining usability and locked-down software. 
    • Criticizes modern e-reader trends, especially touch-only interfaces and proprietary ecosystems.
    • Uses Calibre to manage his digital library, prioritizing ownership and backup of e-books.
  4. Influence and Community
    • Recognized and appreciated by fellow bloggers like The Orangutan Librarian and Out of Babel Books.
    • Participates in readalongs, such as his well-known readalong of Love Saves the Day by Barbara Cartland, which inspired others to join and blog about the experience. 
    • Avoids mainstream social media, maintaining a presence only on WordPress, Blogspot, and LibraryThing
  5. Writing Style and Themes
    • Reviews are lengthy, reflective, and deeply personal, often weaving in life experiences, faith, and philosophical musings.
    • Advocates for reading outside the mainstream, urging readers to "STEP OUT OF LINE AND READ SOMETHING NONE OF YOUR PEERS ARE READING!!!"
    • Uses a GPL 4.0 license for his blog posts, asserting his rights to free expression and redistribution. 

Bookstooge remains a distinctive voice in the book blogging community—unapologetically opinionated, deeply committed to literary freedom, and dedicated to the joy of reading as a transformative, personal journey. 



The above is the amalgamation of both search engine summaries cut and pasted into one summary. Thank goodness it is relatively positive. This could put wikipedia out of business! What do you think, is it semi-accurate and are you concerned about yourself being summed up like that by an algorithm?


Thursday, March 26, 2026

The Protector (Groo the Wanderer #49) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: The Protector
Series: Groo the Wanderer #49
Author: Sergio Aragones
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Comics
Pages: 25
Words: 2K
Publish: 1989



In Issue 48, Groo sailed on a ship and didn’t sink it. This brought him to a land where nobody knew who he was. Unfortunately for Groo, this meant nobody knew how great he was at fray’ing, so he has to get a job as a miner. He hears of a village that is in search of a protector and takes off to there. He attacks a group of bandits and wins the town’s approbation. The bandits are smarter than Groo though and slowly take all the town’s goods using a variety of disguises. Groo eventually leaves and comes across another town. This town won’t hire him because it already has a protector, and it is apparently someone Groo knows from the past. I guess we’ll be learning more in Issue 50.


★★★✬☆



Tower of Terror (Able Team #1) 2.5Stars

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