Sunday, April 19, 2026

14 of My Favorites in Suspense 2.5Stars

 

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Title: 14 of My Favorites in Suspense
Series: ----------
Editor: Alfred Hitchcock
Rating: 2.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Crime Fiction
Pages: 181
Words: 71K
Publish: 1959


I’ve noted this on multiple other Alfred Hitchcock Presents collections, but sometimes they just rub me the wrong way. It’s like the writers are almost gleeful in how they are writing about about madness and murder and mayhem. I do not like that. The problem is that I can’t tell if it is actually the authors or just because of a mood that I’m in and not truly aware of.

I didn’t dislike this collection but I was glad to see the end of it. In the table of contents there are little blurbs for each story with spoilers galore. I’m not particularly worried as I doubt a single one of you will read this book, but just in case, do be aware. The other thing that might happen is that I win a big lottery, become super rich and famous and so some lowlife sues me because I spoiled this book for him. So I’m heading that problem off at the pass! (besides the obvious one, you know, of not buying a lottery ticket in the first place) (except on blogger, so total spoilers here)

★★✬☆☆


Blurb & Table of Contents & Synopses:

Sardonic Shockers

Selected by

Alfred Hitchcock. . .

The not so gentle man who knows all the angles (especially the sharp ones) and all the ropes (the hanging kind). From his deep-freeze of ingenious chillers incredible only to the unimaginative and horrifyingly real to the shrewd and daring—the following fourteen tales of intrigue were cunningly chosen to startle as well as satisfy, while above all holding you in the clammy grasp of. . .

SUSPENSE


 "The Birds" by Daphne du Maurier, the source material for the film Hitchcock would do sometime later.

"Man with a Problem" by Donald Honig is a story about a man about to jump off a building and the beat cop trying to talk him down. The twist is that the cop was having an affair with the jumper’s wife and jumper takes them both over the edge at the end.

"They Bite" by Anthony Boucher is a straight up horror story, in which a foreign agent spying on an American desert installation learns of the ancient, bloodthirsty evil dwelling in the old abandoned adobes and dies.

In "The Enemy" by Charlotte Armstrong, a young man tries to help some kids find out who killed their dog and stumbles across a bold murder attempt.

H.G. Wells' "The Inexperience Ghost" starst with some well-bred gentlemen in their exclusive club telling tales to each other.

In "Sentence of Death" by Thomas Walsh, a cop tries to nab a killer with the help of the only reliable witness, and begins developing feelings for her.

"Spring Fever" by Dorthothy Salisbury Davis: a lonely housewife is tempted, then repelled, by a lecherous neighbor pursuing her, ending with violence.

Matthew Gant's "The Crate at Outpost One" has two soldiers guarding an important box with a secret weapon they have to withhold from the enemy. Turns out to be books.

Guy Cullingford's "My Unfair Lady" is about a man worried that he'll be accused of murdering the woman he found dead in the woods. He tries to find the little girl who initially witnessed the crime, only to discover the little girl has an agenda of her own, blackmailing the handsome murderer for free icecream and candy.

In Carter Dickson's "New Murders for Old", a man trying to recover from a nervous breakdown has either been targeted for murder or is losing his mind.

"Terrified" by C.B. Gifford has a man dying slowly after being run off the road, tormented by the young couple who did it. He dies but the cop easily figures it out at the end.

Joan Vatsik's "The Duel" a disturbed woman becomes convinced that a lothario ghost is in love with her, leading to tragic consequences for her husband who dies while she goes insane.

"Four O'Clock" by Price Day is about a man with the power to show the evil in men’s hearts. He decides to make everyone who is evil half the size of a regular man, at 4pm. With himself getting shrunk too as the twist.

Paul Eiden's "Too Many Coincidences" ends the collection. An insurance man ignores his gut feelings about potential danger to his wife because it goes against “the science of math” and she dies. Serves him right for being such a jackass.




Friday, April 17, 2026

[Art] Seasonal Trees

 

Pooja, over at Life's Fine Whine, recently did an Art Therapy post. One of the pictures was this picture of seasonal trees. I'm a huge sucker for Seasonal Anythings, (hence my Maidens of the Year series) so I immediately asked her if I could get a scanned copy for my blog. She was gracious enough to send over a nice version and here we are :-) After the winter we have had, I am SO happy to see pictures of bare ground.

So thank you Pooja. I'm always happy to get new pieces of art for the blog! And the rest of you, have a great day too.


Thursday, April 16, 2026

Debt of Deceit (Empire Rising #17) 3Stars

 

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Title: Debt of Deceit
Series: Empire Rising #17
Author: David Holmes
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 478
Words: 183K
Publish: 2023



The Void War – 440 pages August 2015

A King’s Ship – 490 pages August 2016

Return to Haven – 495 pages December 2016

The Price of Liberty – 566 pages May 2017

Firestorm – 456 pages April 2018

Siege of Earth – 720 pages June 2019

Mutineer – 530 pages November 2019

Empire’s Doom – 544 pages April 2020

Empire’s Birth – 487 pages August 2020

Imperial Command – 487 pages December 2020

Counterstrike – 525 pages April 2021

Last Stand – 522 pages September 2021

Empire’s Gambit – 746 January 2022

Burden of Command – 557 pages May 2022

Into the Breach – 579 pages September 2022

Shadow Strike – 693 pages February 2023

Debt of Deceit – 718 pages June 2023

Call of Honor – 626 pages October 2023

Battle of the Wilds – 726 pages March 2024

Empire’s End – 609 August 2024

Inheritance of War – 560 pages January 2025

Empire Divided – 696 pages May 2025


*new series

The Voyage Home – 572 pages November 2017

Voyage into Darkness – 531 pages November 2018


That is 24 books in 10 years. That is just under 14,000 pages in 10 years. To put that in perspective, Steven Erikson’s Malazan Book of the Fallen was 10 books long, was approximately 11,000 pages long and took 12 years to complete. The complexity and pure pigheadedness shown by the obvious obfuscation of characters and events in Malazan could only have been done by a human. I am still not convinced that DJ Holmes wrote this Empire Rising series on his own, without the help of AI to do all the heavy pushing.

Whether AI was utilized to write this series or not doesn’t affect my decision to finish it. However, it does influence whether I will continue to read anything else by Holmes (that’ll be a big ol’ “NO” in case you were wondering).

This is not bad writing, but neither has it changed in the 10 years that “DJ Holmes” has been writing it. The characters are exactly the same, just with different damaged parts and being “older”, mainly shown by phsyical things. There is no character growth, which means Holmes hasn’t improved as an author either. This will be the first book I’m giving the tag “AI Written”. I am concerned it will not be the last :-(

★★★☆☆



Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Jane Austen: Jack and Alice 3Stars

 

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Title: Jane Austen: Jack and Alice
Series: ----------
Author: Jane Austen
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Satire
Pages: 33
Words: 6K
Publish: 1787


Oh, another delightful read. Jack and Alice are brother and sister and Jack is only mentioned because he dies of being so drunk. Alice is wanting the local godbod boy but doesn’t get him.

This was just so over the top. Drunkards, drama, steel traps, insta-healing. Austen really laid it on thick and it just hit my funny bone. This was caricature in the humorous vein, laid on very thick.

My only issue was with being so short, there were a great many people and I did lose track of who was who for several parts. In fact, I had to read this twice to figure out who the “Jack” in the title is because he is such a non-character in the story :-D

What I enjoyed most about this, humor aside, what that I could see the barest flashes of just who Austen was turning into as an author. The eggs were unbroken, sitting on the counter, and I could tell that one day they would turn into lovely and delicious scrambled eggs. There was a pig out in the yard that would one day turn into bacon to go along with those scrambled eggs. Finally, I could see the wheat out in the fields, just about ready for harvest, which would then be turned into bread and then into toast upon which I would heap my eggs and bacon. The pre-ingredients were here and it was fun to spot them.

Finally, that cover. It is a 100% disgrace. It looks like some young adult romance trash instead of the comedic send up that this story is. While I would never read a book based on this cover, if I were the kind of reader who did and I read this, I would cry foul and I would cry it loudly. I might even get up and start some sort of petition! Oh, you all were barely saved from an “online petition”.
*insert eye roll

★★★☆☆


From Coursehero.com

Jane Austen dedicates "Jack and Alice" to Francis William Austen (1774–1865). Francis William Austen was Jane Austen's brother who at the time served as a midshipman on board the H.M.S. Perseverance which was a British Royal Navy warship. The story is divided into nine chapters. The first chapter begins with Mr. Johnson deciding to throw a masquerade party for his 55th birthday. He invites his short list of friends and acquaintances which includes Lady Williams, Mr. Jones and Mrs. Jones, Charles Adams, and Sukey Simpson and her two sisters. Mr. Johnson and his guests all live in a neighborhood called Pammydiddle. The most admired guest at the party is Charles Adams who is "so dazzling a Beauty that none but Eagles could look him in the Face." Everyone at the party is particularly amazed by a male guest who appears to wear a mask that represents the sun. The sunbeams that come from the eyes are so bright that no one can look directly at the mysterious masked man. The man half closes his eyes and is revealed to be Charles Adams who is not wearing a mask at all. He is simply too overwhelmingly attractive that no one is able to look directly at his face. The guests enjoy a night of "elegant & well managed Entertainment" after which they all head home "Dead Drunk."

The people of Pammydiddle continue to talk about the masquerade party for three months afterward. The presence of Charles Adams at the party is the most popular topic of conversation. Almost all the ladies and Alice Johnson in particular desire him. Alice has had a bit too much wine and decides to distract herself from her thoughts of Charles by visiting her friend Lady Williams. Lady Williams has experienced too much misery at the hands of her first love and thus avoids engaging in any more romance. She proceeds to tell Alice a story which abruptly ends after the two women repeatedly disagree over whether a woman can have "too much colour." However, their disagreement is short-lived because Lady Williams views Alice's conduct as a result of the young lady's inebriation and Alice simply has too much respect for Lady Williams to stay angry for long. The two women go for a walk a few days later that leads to Charles Adams's horse pond and notice a young woman "lying apparently in great pain" under a citron tree. The young woman named Lucy shares with Lady Williams and Alice the unfortunate story of how she ended up in her current predicament. Lucy is an extremely accomplished young woman from North Wales. She has lived for the past eight years with her mother's sister who provided her with renowned instructors. Under their instruction Lucy learned "Dancing, Music, Drawing & various Languages." Lucy says that she led a happy life until the last few months. Charles Adams visited his estate in her neighborhood in Wales and Lucy was so enchanted by the handsome young man that she wrote him a letter offering him her hand in marriage. Charles responded with "an angry & peremptory refusal." Lucy says that she assumed that Charles's refusal might be due to his modesty and thus continued to write to him but she received no response. Charles soon left the country so Lucy followed him which is how she ended up in her present situation. Her leg got stuck in a steel trap when she entered Charles's grounds. His servants heard her screams and released her from the trap but not before her leg was completely broken. Alice and Lady Williams are moved to tears and sympathy upon hearing Lucy's story and Lady Williams immediately proceeds to set Lucy's leg "with great skill" despite the fact that she had never performed such an operation. Alice is quite taken with the beautiful and elegant Lucy. Lady Williams informs Lucy to be wary of Alice because Alice drinks too much but insists that Alice is a charming and sweet woman whom she deeply adores.

The narrator of "Jack and Alice" says that at this point she must mention Alice's brother Jack who is "the Hero of this Novel." She says she has had little opportunity to speak of Jack due to his constant state of inebriation which eventually led to his death. The narrator returns then to Alice who is still desperate for a union with Charles and asks her father to go to Charles with a proposal. Charles gives a lengthy response in which he rejects the offer because he is "a perfect beauty." He claims, "I expect nothing more in my wife than my wife will find in me—Perfection." Alice is disappointed at Charles's refusal but soon drinks away her troubles. Meanwhile Lucy is "conquering every heart at Bath" and has forgotten Charles "with tolerable Ease." She writes to Lady Williams about a marriage proposal she has received from an elderly gentleman "of noble fortune." Lady Williams returns her correspondence with a confusing note in which she simultaneously urges Lucy to marry the gentleman and to reject his proposal and come live with her even though she cannot afford it. Lucy never receives her friend's advice because she dies before the letter arrives. Sukey Simpson whom Lucy lives with feels "Envy & Malice" toward Lucy and has poisoned her. Meanwhile in Pammydiddle everyone is surprised to find that Charles Adams intends to marry. They are shocked when Charles marries Lady Williams.



Tuesday, April 14, 2026

Dominion (The Dracula Files #5) 3Stars

 

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Title: Dominion
Series: The Dracula Files #5
Author: Fred Saberhagen
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 242
Words: 91K
Publish: 1982



The more I read of this “series” the more I am convinced that Saberhagen wrote a whole bunch of standalone fantasy stories and then when he couldn’t sell them because they stunk so bad that no good editor would touch them, reworked them into a Dracula Files series by bookending each story with Dracula and tying it into that mythos. Editors love series, no matter how iffy they might be.

This time around Dracula, going by the name Talisman, is involved in Arthurian Legend and the Sword in the Stone. He has to stop a super bad evil badguy magician from stepping into our current time from the past, where the super bad evil badguy magician was about to be defeated by Arthur, Merlin and his forces.

Dracula only appears near the beginning and the end and plays almost no part. That is reserved for a Merlin who is a drunkard and willfully forgetting the past and some stage magician who is related to the events of the summoning of the super bad evil badguy magician. Stage Magician is just a dupe who we follow to see the events unfolding. I can’t even remember if he survives or not, that’s how much charisma and “presence” he had in the story.

These books are not a “super bad evil badbook magically delicious” way to spend your time, but they aren’t a very good way either. You’d be better served doing your laundry or going to work and earning money to pay off your mortgage. Or even just eating a bowl of Lucky Charms.



★★★☆☆


From the Publisher

A Chicago police detective investigates a series of bizarre murders and becomes involved with vampires, sorcerers and the deadly fight to gain control of a magical sword


Monday, April 13, 2026

Lifetap - MTG 4E

 

Oh noez! An evil vampire leprechaun is hurting da treez! Won't somebody doooooo something?

*announcer voice*

As Adventurer [insert your name], it will be your job to stop Lucky, the Evil Wizard Leprechaun, from stealing all the Lucky Charms from the Tree People. And remember kids, knowing is 713/1425th's of the battle!

This Magic Card brought to you by Hasbro, the money whore of the world.

Sunday, April 12, 2026

Lords and Ladies (Discworld #14) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: Lords and Ladies
Series: Discworld #14
Author: Terry Pratchett
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 260
Words: 89K
Publish: 1992



My goodness, Pratchett just can’t keep himself from spouting off and preaching at his readers. This could easily have been a 4star read, or higher, as the story is wonderful and I thoroughly enjoyed it. But yeah, I’m not reading a fantasy series to get preached at by some wacko who only gives lip service to such things as logic and theology.

Sigh...

★★★✬☆


From Wikipedia.org

Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, and Magrat Garlick return to Lancre after their recent adventure in Genua. Magrat is stunned when King Verence proclaims their imminent marriage, having already made all the arrangements in her absence. The sudden appearance of crop circles reveals to Nanny and Granny that it is now "circle time", a convergence of parallel universes when the Discworld is susceptible to incursions from the "parasite universe" of the Elves. Elves are capricious and amoral creatures that enter the minds of animals and sentient beings in a more destructive way than witches do, using "glamour" to alter human's perceptions of them. They are normally kept away by a circle of magnetized iron standing stones known as the Dancers. When Nanny and Granny refuse to explain the situation to Magrat, she leaves the coven, disavows witchcraft, and moves into an apartment in Lancre Castle. She soon becomes bored with the courtly lifestyle and unsure of her place.

Mustrum Ridcully, Archchancellor of Unseen University, leads a small group of faculty to attend the wedding. Along the way, they are joined by the Dwarfish lothario Casanunda.

Granny and Nanny discover that a group of local girls, led by Diamanda Tockley and including Agnes Nitt, have formed a new coven whose activities include dancing naked at the Dancers. The two elderly witches try to convince them to stop, with Granny ultimately besting Diamanda in a public witchcraft contest and discrediting the new coven. But a defiant Diamanda later runs through the Dancers into the land of the Elves, where she is knocked unconscious by a poisoned Elven arrow before being rescued by Granny. Nanny subdues an Elf that pursues them back into Lancre, using an iron fireplace poker; Elves and their powers are severely weakened by iron. The witches bring Diamanda and the Elf to Lancre Castle, where Magrat treats Diamanda and Verence agrees to imprison the Elf (though Magrat inadvertently frees it later). Meanwhile, Granny has begun to experience memories of other paths her life has taken in parallel worlds, as well as a growing sense of her own impending death.

Jason Ogg and the other Lancre Morris Men plan a play to be performed for the wedding guests. When they rehearse near the Dancers, the Elves influence them to include Elvish elements in the play. As a result, when the play is performed at the Dancers, it causes sufficient belief—a powerful force on the Discworld—that the Elves are able to make the guests dismantle the stone circle. The Elves arrive, and the Elf Queen plans to legitimize her rule of Lancre by marrying Verence. None of the members of the Lancre coven are present at this time: Magrat has locked herself in her room due to perceived insults in a letter she has discovered, written by Granny to Verence, advising him to plan the wedding; Nanny is being romanced by Casanunda; and Granny has been magically whisked away by Ridcully, who hopes to resume a romantic connection they had when much younger. The women only become aware of what has happened once the Elves begin to wreak havoc in Lancre. Aided only by general dogsbody Shawn Ogg, Magrat fights her way through the infiltrated castle. She discovers a portrait of Queen Ynci, one of the kingdom's legendary founders. Suddenly inspired by the idea of becoming a warrior queen, Magrat finds and dons Ynci's armour. Feeling influenced by Ynci's spirit (and unaware that Ynci is a fiction, the armour constructed from cookware only a few generations previously), she rescues a captured Shawn and sets out for the Dancers. While Granny and Ridcully make their way through the woods, resulting in Granny's capture by the Elves, Nanny and Casanunda travel through a gateway to the abode of the Elf King, who opposes the Elf Queen despite being her spouse.

At the Dancers, Magrat arrives to confront the Elf Queen at the same time as the people of Lancre, rallied by Shawn and Nanny. But the Elf Queen quickly subdues Magrat with glamour. The captive Granny mentally combats the Elf Queen and releases Magrat from the glamour before succumbing to the Elf Queen's attack, her prone body being covered by the bees from her hive, which have swarmed at the Dancers. When the Elf Queen turns her powers on Magrat, attempting to stop her resistance by dismantling her identity, she exposes the unexpectedly valorous core of Magrat's being – something which Granny had deliberately been stoking, aggravating and provoking all along for just this very outcome. Magrat attacks and subdues the Elf Queen just in time for a projection of the Elf King to arrive and send the Elves back to their world.

Granny appears to be dead, but then Nanny and Magrat learn that she has actually borrowed her bees' hive mind, a feat thought impossible. They break open a window in the castle, where Ridcully has reverently laid Granny's body, enabling the bees to get close enough for her to regain consciousness. Nanny points out to Magrat that Granny's letter to Verence has had a great positive impact on Magrat's life, as well as giving her the strength to fight the Elf Queen. Magrat and Verence are married by Ridcully. Later, Granny and Ridcully make peace with their past and their place in the universe. The growing sense of impending death she had been feeling had been due to the impending deaths of some of her parallel-selves.




14 of My Favorites in Suspense 2.5Stars

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