Thursday, February 12, 2026

The Black Company (The Black Company #1) 4Stars

 

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Title: The Black Company
Series: The Black Company #1
Author: Glen Cook
Rating: 4 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 223
Words: 89K



It has been a decade, 10 years, since my first original foray into the world of the Black Company by Glen Cook. I initially ignored the Black Company in the 90’s and ‘00’s because of the Dark Fantasy tag and I really didn’t want to get into that. Then I read the Malazan Book of the Fallen and loved it so much and hated it so much that any objection to dark fantasy was swept away. That still wasn’t enough though. What was enough was finding out that Malazan was an homage (some, including myself, would call it a complete ripoff) to the Black Company. So in 2015, I began my campaign to read the Black Company novels. It was a complete success and I swept away all obstacles in my path. It was on that read that I determined that the authors of the Malazan books were complete hacks because of just how much they lifted from the Black Company mythology for their own massive series. I am over that now though. If you like the Black Company, you will probably like the Malazan books. If you like the Malazan books, you will like the Black Company novels (or else!).

There was only one “thing” this time around that I simply didn’t get. It was obvious the characters were referring to something, either another character or situation that we as readers were supposed to infer something from, but while it was staring me in the face, I couldn’t for the life of me figure it out. It really felt like when I read the Russian novels and they leave a sentenced unfinished and expect the reader to figure it out by context, cultural or textural. Honestly, I don’t even remember what the specific incidence was (so I can’t even state it and hope someone can enlighten me) and my reading was not less for not understanding, but it was so painfully obvious that there WAS an inference and I wasn’t getting it. I don’t like that feeling. I want to understand ALL the things.

Doing a re-read really helped my overall understanding because Cook throws the reader into the deep end and we’re expected to start swimming like an olympic athlete from the get-go. Since I have navigated these literary waters once, I didn’t have to spend as much time frantically trying to figure out which direction I was even supposed to swim in. I already knew and therefore could pay more attention to the smaller details that were simply lost in the last read.

This is a good fantasy story with a very rich history and characters that are unique with their own voice. I never once questioned who was who, because Cook writes each character as a true individual. There are no generic characters. Some might only be mentioned once, or twice, but you do not confuse them with anyone else. It helps that Cook does the nickname thing really well. Everybody has a unique name with a story about that name. We might not get that story, but it is hinted at and referenced to, much like would happen in any big, close knit community. Outsiders are excluded on the surface but if they hang around, they’ll find out those stories and become part of that community themselves. Thus it is for the reader. The deeper you go into the annals of the Black Company, the more familiar you will become with them and the more enjoyable your reading will be.

This was a complete success of a re-read and I suspect the rest of the series will be just as enjoyable, if not more so, as I get to them. I highly recommend this series by Cook.

★★★★☆


From Blackcompany.fandom.com


Chapter 1: Legate

The Black Company is in service as bodyguards for the Syndic, the ruler of the Jewel City of Beryl. The band of sell-swords is languishing in the humid city. It is yet another miserable summer, and they are displeased by their current employer and self-conscious of their reduced state compared to prior generations.

The Annalist and physician of the Black Company, Croaker, is curing one of his Company brothers – Curly – for poisoning and questions him for places that he has been eating outside their barracks. Identifying the source, Croaker reports his findings to the Company's leader, the Captain, who sends a sergeant named Mercy, the minor wizard Silent, and a dozen men with Croaker to deal with them. Their target is the Mole Tavern, and they suspect the poisoners are the Blues, the faction which opposes the Syndic. After they kill many of the perpetrators and their sympathizers in a bloodbath, Silent discovers that some of the more conservative members of the Blues are hiding in a cellar. They take them captive to turn them over to the Syndic. On the Avenue of the Syndics, they see a visiting Legate from across the Sea of Torments, accompanied by hard-bitten veterans like themselves. The mysterious masked rider is on the back of a titanic black stallion.

Later, a violent riot erupts in response to the arrest of the Blue leaders. Several Urban Cohorts mutiny when they demand extra pay to deal with the mob and the Syndic refuses. A Company stronghold is attacked, and Mercy is fatally wounded, but the Cohorts are ultimately repulsed.

The next day several members of the Company including Croaker and three of the Company's four wizards (Goblin, Silent, and Tom-Tom) follow a rumor of a legendary creature called a forvalaka escaping from Beryl's Necropolitan Hill. At the opened tomb they discover fifty-four ancient forvalaka skeletons and several freshly-killed soldiers, all drained of blood and missing their hearts and livers. This confirms the rumor about the forvalaka, which frightens Tom-Tom, whose former master N'Gamo was badly mutilated by a young, unrelated forvalaka decades prior.

The riots finally quiet down, and thousands of corpses litter the streets. Tom-Tom leads a Black Company delegation which also includes the Lieutenant (the band's second-in-command), Croaker, and Silent. They are received by the masked Legate aboard his colossal ship. The Legate frightens even the wizard Tom-Tom, and, disturbingly, speaks in entirely different voices. He makes them an offer of alternative employment, but this will require treachery on their part against the Syndic.

During a meeting of the Company's senior members, they eventually decide to take the offer via their most honorable deception. That night, the forvalaka attacks the Syndic's residence, the Paper Tower, and slaughters almost everyone inside. The Syndic actually survives, but it is implied that Match finishes him off. When the Company goes after the forvalaka, it kills many of them, including Tom-Tom, much to the horror of Tom-Tom's brother and fellow wizard One-Eye. It escapes down the exterior of the tower.

Leaving the city that night, they kill hundreds of the mutinous Urban Cohorts soldiers in their sleep. They head to a lighthouse on the Pillar of Anguish, where their transportation arrives in the form of the Legate's gigantic ship. The Legate takes the Black Company into the service of the northern empire and reveals that he has captured the forvalaka and has plans for it. Croaker realizes who the Legate is; when the Captain questions him, he reveals the Legate is Soulcatcher, who was buried alive at least three hundred years ago alongside nine other evil sorcerers called the Ten Who Were Taken and their masters, the Dominator and his wife the Lady. They ruled an ancient empire called the Domination before being sealed away. The Company resigns themselves to their new service and One-Eye is deeply troubled that the caged forvalaka on the ship does not have any of the wounds they gave it.

Chapter 2: Raven

After crossing the Sea of Torments, they disembark at the city of Opal, where they stay for a few weeks. They meet with a strange man called Raven at the Gardens to consider his enlistment. After a bizarre confrontation with the powerful Imperial staff general Lord Jalena, the senior Company members witness Raven swiftly murder a woman and two of her companions. They head out to deal with Rebels who are causing trouble in the northern region of the Empire.

The Company enters the province of Forsberg while trying to link up with the Taken called the Limper. The Lieutenant sends Elmo, one of the senior sergeants, to make contact with their advance scouts who are waiting outside a rebellious village. Elmo takes Croaker, Silent, Raven and seven other men with him, and when they arrive at the village, they discover everyone is dying or dead, except for Darling and Flick: a deaf-mute little girl and her elderly grandfather, who are being tortured by the Limper's drunk soldiers. Saving the two victims and later recapturing the fortress at Deal earn the Limper's hatred.

Later during the winter in the fortress at Deal, Raven goes on a weekly supply run ("turnip patrol") to the nearby city of Oar with Candy, Doughbelly, Jolly, and Flick. However when they are sold out by the stablekeeper Cornie, the group is ambushed by about a dozen local thugs hired by the Limper's underlings Captain Lane and Colonel Zouad. Raven is severely wounded and Flick is killed. In retaliation, Elmo leaks the location of the Limper's men to the Rebels, who capture them. But when it becomes a danger that the Company's involvement might be discovered, Soulcatcher sends a fellow Taken called Shapeshifter to help. They infiltrate the Rebel bunker in Oar and spring a trap on the Limper when he arrives to rescue Zouad. Raven goes missing but reappears as the Company moves out from Elm. Rejoining them, he takes the little girl Darling as his ward.

Chapter 3: Raker

Now garrisoned in the huge fortress of Meystrikt in the Salient, the Black Company has earned a reputation as the Lady's elite. During an ambush patrol the Company obtains some of the Rebel sorcerer Rakers' hair. Using this One-Eye, Goblin, and Silent come up with a plan to take him down with a bounty for his head, which Soulcatcher approves. Soulcatcher, Goblin, One-Eye, Croaker, Elmo, Raven, and two more soldiers named Otto and Hagop go to the city of Roses and set the trap. A stunning pile of treasure is planted on one of the frozen streets, protected by ward spells. The trap is powered by the sorcerer's own captured hair, and the loot can only be retrieved safely if someone deposits Raker's head nearby.

The powerful Limper arrives to claim the treasure for himself, and corners the helpless Black Company men in their apartment. But Soulcatcher intervenes, and reveals that the Limper has been humiliated by Shapeshifter due to his unauthorized absence from Elm. The Limper flees in terror that he will be disciplined by the Lady, and they go back to maintaining their vigil over the treasure and trap in the street below.

As planned, Raker discredits himself among his Rebel peers trying to disarm the trap, and his followers lose faith. Finally, after Otto and Hagop are assaulted by Raker, Raven and Croaker take the initiative. Raven uses supernatural tracking senses to track down Raker in the frigid city. Using Croaker as bait, the pair kills him. With Elmos' help they pack up the treasure which they split before they return to the rest of the Company.

Chapter 4: Whisper

Despite their victory, the Company is forced to leave the Salient on account of the Limper's apparent blunders in the north. They head through the Forest of Cloud toward the city of Lords. During the retreat, they stumble upon and ambush a training camp of the Rebel sorceress/general Whisper. They discover her valuable papers which the Lady and Soulcatcher later use to reveal that the Limper is a traitor. The Limper's True Name was uncovered by Whisper, and she has used it to suborn him... the Imperial defeats in Forsberg and the Salient are his treachery.

Croaker and Raven receive some training in Lords, and the pair are sent to ambush both Whisper and the Limper in the forest. The risky operation is a success, and the Lady herself appears to take possession of the prisoners. The Limper is tortured gruesomely by the Lady, and is then carried off by a dragonfly demon. But Whisper suffers a much worse fate: she is subjected to a hideous ritual and transformed into the first of the Lady's new Taken.

Croaker, Raven, and Silent make their way out of the Forest of Cloud to find Lords badly besieged. They cannot enter the city to rejoin their comrades. There is a hellish sorcery duel occurring at the walls: Soulcatcher and Nightcrawler are trading explosive blows with Harden – Whisper's ferocious cousin – and other members of the Circle of Eighteen.

Chapter 5: Harden

After the Taken lose Lords, the Company and a few thousand other Imperials retreat across the Windy Country to the Stair of Tear. They fight against Harden's Rebels almost every step of the way. At the Stair, they hold the enemy forces at bay for a time. In a carefully-planned assassination, four of the Taken (Soulcatcher, Shapeshifter, Stormbringer, and the Hanged Man) take down Harden. But Croaker witnesses an inexplicable and frightening incident during which Soulcatcher and Stormbringer allow the Hanged Man to die, despite Shapeshifter's obvious desire to save the man.

Although Whisper and some of the old Taken are accumulating stunning victories against the Rebel in the east, things are collapsing around the Black Company in the center of the Empire. They are forced to retreat yet again, this time toward the Tower at Charm... the Empire's headquarters. The Great Comet is in the sky, a possible harbinger of doom for the Lady and her followers.

Chapter 6: Lady

The Black Company captures two more Rebel sorcerers for the Lady, young newlyweds called Feather and Journey. On the return trip to deliver the new prisoners, Croaker believes he is targeted by one of the Taken. Strange lime-colored thread threatens him. They hustle away and meet the Howler, who flies them on a giant flying carpet to the Tower.

During the final preparations for Charm's defenses, Croaker meets the Lady again. Soon, a massive accumulation of Rebel armies attempts to crush their enemy in the days-long Battle at Charm. Shapeshifter is reportedly killed in very suspicious circumstances. Croaker is attacked by the forvalaka, last seen in Soulcatcher's possession, but is saved by the huge Taken known as Bonegnasher. Later that night, the Taken suffer even more fatalities. But it is infighting that does them in, not the enemy. Stormbringer mutinies, and she and Bonegnasher kill one another. On another night, Nightcrawler is killed by the Rebels, but the Faceless Man and Moonbiter kill each other.

The Lady sends for Croaker personally, and reveals that the women among the Taken have been betraying her to support the Dominator, who is the true driving force behind the Rebels. She subjects him to the Eye, a dreadful experience, but gives him a beautiful bow with black arrows to use for a special purpose. He uses one of the arrows to chase away a mysterious attacker: a sheet of darkness which fits the description of Soulcatcher's namesake sorcery.

On the final day of the battle, the Rebel leadership claims to have found their long-awaited savior child, the reincarnation of the White Rose. The Company wizards can see that it is a hoax, created to motivate the enemy rank-and-file. Feather and Journey–new Taken alongside Whisper–emerge to stop the Rebel's final push. War elephants burst forth from hidden compartments near the Tower, and the Rebel only defeats them after suffering terrible losses.

Then, the Howler flies over the enemy formations, dropping bizarre orbs. As he returns, there is yet another betrayal among the Taken: Soulcatcher somehow sabotages the Howler's flying carpet, and the diminutive wizard slams into the top of the Tower at high speed. The Lady and Croaker leave the battle to chase after Soulcatcher on the backs of sorcery-enhanced black stallions. After a long pursuit during which Croaker doubts he is in full control of himself, he shoots Soulcatcher with his special arrows, and lops off his target's head. Soulcatcher's morion opens for the first time, unexpectedly revealing the face of a gorgeous woman. The Lady explains that Soulcatcher was her own sister. Where Croaker once entertained fanciful romances about the Lady, now he is thoroughly disgusted. He has no choice but to accompany her back on her badly damaged flying carpet.

Returning to the Tower, Croaker sees windrows of dead men. Tens of thousands have been killed by the deadly sorcery in the Howler's orbs. Many dropped dead in formation. While most of the dead were Rebels, a significant number were Imperials. He also briefly sees Darling among the basalt wasteland which surrounds the field of battle. Arriving at the Tower, the Limper is revealed to have been reeducated by the Lady and newly loyal. The remaining Rebel have been killed via ambushes and traps in the Tower.

Chapter 7: Rose

Raven is believed to have died in the battle, but Croaker and Silent surmise otherwise and eventually track him down. The two determine, as Raven had beforehand, that Darling is the true reincarnation of a historical hero called the White Rose due to strange events which surrounded the girl during the battle. Raven had deserted with Darling to protect her from the Lady. After Croaker persuades the highly-stressed Raven that they are not there to harm Darling, they give him horses, rations, and money (Raven's share of the treasure from the entrapment of Raker in Roses). Croaker wisely recommends that Raven choose some other direction other than Opal and Beryl. In case Croaker finds himself subjected to the Lady's Eye again, he interrupts Raven before their new destination is disclosed. After a tender farewell with Darling in finger speech, Croaker and Silent ride back toward Charm and the Black Company, and Raven and Darling continue their trek into hiding.



Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Resident Evil (Resident Evil #1) (2002 Movie)

 


Movie Details:

Series – Resident Evil #1
Director – Paul WS Anderson
Release – 2002
Rating – R
Time – 1hr 40min


My Thoughts:

This movie, and the whole franchise in fact, is the kind of movie that shouldn’t work for me. Live action tie-ins to video games usually leave me apathetic at best to downright cold at worst. Now, my only knowledge about the Resident Evil franchise is what I garnered reading the horrible game tie-in books in 2011 (Umbrella Conspiracy, Zero Hour, Caliban Cove). I’ve never played the games but I have watched the movies multiple times and enjoyed them immensely, to the point where I bought a “Complete Collection” on bluray last year.

Resident Evil the movie is almost 25 years old and in some ways it shows. The scenes where it is “computer graphics” copying the style of the game is rough and uneven and not what you’d see today. Other than that though, I thought it holds up remarkably well.

I do have to say that you need to turn your brain off to truly enjoy these. This is a zombie action movie and you can pick it apart all day long. I suspect many of the roots of that come from the game itself but Hollywood does have a way of inserting its own stupidity into things, so I’m also blaming them. I’m not here to nit-pick though. But it is a fair warning. Turn your brain off and enjoy.

The music is spot on. You have a pulse pounding techno-something-metal whenever the action is about to ramp up or is happening. It is played a lot during times when the team is initially invading the Hive (the underground complex where everything is happening). It makes even simple scenes of the team running up/down stairs more engaging. But at the same time, it is not overused. I felt like whoever the musical director/choreographer was did a tremendous job of making the music add to the movie without overwhelming or distracting. I also really liked the theme music. Here is the opening theme and it is just plain creepy:



The progression of enemies is stepped just like in a video game. You start out with the Red Queen (the AI that is actually trying to keep the world safe from the T-Virus) and her defense mechanisms taking out like half the team. Four team members die in just one scene and I was a little disappointed it wasn’t spaced out more.


Then the zombies are introduced and the surviving members have to battle them, unsuccessfully at first as they don’t know that only a bullet to the head puts the zombies down permanently. Then Alice, the hero of the movie franchise, meets some doberman pinschers and whooowheee, they looked BAD! And one of the coolest looking scenes happens with that. She runs out of bullets and there is still one dog left and it leaps to attack her. She runs at a wall intersection and runs up one wall, pushes off it, bounces off the supporting wall and kicks the dog and breaks its neck. It is physically impossible but boy, it looked awesome!


Then the team meets the final Big Bad and it is some sort of humanoid mutating monster that is all exposed muscle and teeth and claws and a tongue like a whip. (I didn't use any of the actual scenes from the movie because they were all too dark, so you get this drawn version) It manages to kill off the remainder of the team and only Alice and some guy who was trying to save his sister survive. They make it out of the Hive just as the blast doors sealing it off come down.


Only for the two survivors to be medicalized by Umbrella scientists in bio-hazard suits. The guy has a t-virus infection that isn’t killing him and Alice is being kept under observation. The movie ends with her waking up and ripping out all her monitors and escaping the lab. She is in Racoon City and it is obvious the t-virus has escaped. She grabs a shot gun and that’s how the movie ends.

I am happy to own this movie and am so glad it has stood up to repeated viewings. This was a LOT more than I was expecting to write, which goes to show how much I liked it :-D I’ll also add that you shouldn’t expect this much wordage from me when I review the next 5 Resident Evil movies. So stock up on shotgun shells, sharpen your machetes and make sure your harley davidson motorcycle is fueled up, because we’ve got a lot of adventure left to get through!

Synopsis from Wikipedia:

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Underneath Raccoon City, a genetic research facility called the Hive is owned by the Umbrella Corporation. A thief steals the genetically engineered T-virus and contaminates the Hive with it. In response, the facility's artificial intelligence, the Red Queen, seals the Hive and kills everyone inside to prevent the virus from leaking into the outside world.

Alice wakes up in the bathroom of a deserted mansion, suffering amnesia. An unknown person tackles her as a group of commandos led by James Shade breaks in. Alice's attacker claims to be Matt Addison, who just transferred as a cop in Raccoon P.D. Alice and Matt are ordered to go down to the Hive with the group, where they find another amnesiac, Spence, hidden in their train. The commandos explain that everyone in the group except Matt is an employee of the Umbrella Corporation, and Alice and her partner Spence were assigned to guard the Hive's secret entrance beneath the mansion under the pretense of being married.

A laser defense system kills Shade and three more commandos outside the Red Queen's chamber. Despite the Red Queen's pleas for the group to leave, Kaplan disables it, causing the power to fail and all of the doors in the Hive to open. This releases the zombified staff and containment units holding Lickers, creatures created through experimentation with the T-virus. The horde attacks the group, and J.D. dies while the rest are separated. During that moment, Rain loses her keys and Matt, taking advantage of the chaos, sweeps the keys to escape his handcuffs. Alice starts regaining her memories while Matt finds his sister Lisa, who is one of the zombies. Alice saves him, and Matt explains that he and Lisa were environmental activists. Lisa infiltrated Umbrella to smuggle out the evidence of illegal experiments and shut Umbrella down. Alice remembers that she was Lisa's contact in the Hive but does not tell Matt. The survivors reunite at the Red Queen's chamber, where the commandos explain they have one hour before the Hive traps them inside automatically. Alice and Kaplan activate the Red Queen to find an exit; they rig a remote shutdown to ensure her cooperation.

As they escape through maintenance tunnels, zombies ambush them, and a reanimated J.D. bites Rain before she shoots him dead. They reach safety except Kaplan, who is bitten and separated from the group. Alice remembers that an anti-virus is in the lab, but they find it missing. Spence's memory returns, revealing he was the thief who stole and purposefully released the T-virus in the beginning; he hid both the T-virus and anti-virus on the train. Spence turns against the others but is bitten by a zombie before trapping the survivors in the lab. Spence retrieves the anti-virus but is killed by a Licker. The Red Queen offers to spare Alice and Matt if they kill Rain, who has been infected. A power outage occurs. Kaplan appears, having shut down the Red Queen to open the lab doors. The group heads to the train, where Alice retrieves the anti-virus and kills a reanimated Spence.

On the train, they inject Rain and Kaplan with the anti-virus. The Licker attacks them, clawing Matt and killing Kaplan. Alice subdues the Licker before a zombified Rain attacks Matt, the anti-virus having failed to cure her. He shoots Rain dead.

At the mansion, Matt's wound begins mutating. Before Alice can give him the anti-virus, a group of Umbrella scientists seizes them. They reveal Matt is to be put into the Nemesis Program, and the Hive is to be re-opened for an investigation into the incident.

Sometime later, Alice wakes up at the Raccoon City Hospital strapped to an examination table. She escapes outside, only to find Raccoon City in ruins. She retrieves a shotgun from an abandoned police car for defense.






Tuesday, February 10, 2026

The Scarlet Citadel (Conan Chronicles #2) 3Stars

 

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Title: The Scarlet Citadel
Series: Conan Chronicles #2
Author: Robert Howard
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 44
Words: 16K
Publish: 1933


This takes place after The Sword and the Phoenix, as a character and the attempted coup, are mentioned as having happened in the past. Conan gets betrayed but with some help, comes back stronger than ever.

This is one story where wizardry is both hurtful and helpful. But through it all, Conan doesn’t like it nor does he trust the wizard helping him, as it is obvious the wizard is simply using Conan to get his own revenge on the “bad” wizard. But it is stories like this that set the stage for the idea of Conan fighting any and all wizardry.

It is also quite interesting to see Conan near the apogee of his career. He’s king of a country, but has no offspring (I don’t know if any ever exist in the official Conan timeline or not. He does have kids in some of the pastiches I read) and is as strong but alone as ever. He’s at the top, but now he has to deal with holding onto it instead of just trying to take it like he did earlier in life. He even considers giving up here and starting over, but then his famous temper comes to the fore and he decides no one, especially a wizard, is going to push him around.

There is also a good bit of monster’y stuff. There’s a giant snake and in relation to that several mentions of his time as a river pirate Amra. Conan has to go through an underground tunnel system and encounters several denizens of hell, so the idea of cosmic horror and evil from the great darkness were inherent in Conan’s mythos right from the get-go. There’s no question of that in my mind now. Conan doesn’t just fight usurpers or tigers and animals, but he’s in a world of monsters and he’ll fight them as soon as spit at them.

Reading these original “Chronicles” is giving me a much better grasp on Conan as a character, even though I’ve only read just over 50 pages. Howard imbues Conan with characteristics that have survived to this day, both characteristics of personality and situation. While these stories aren’t ones that I would consider “great”, they are solidly good and I am glad I am taking my time to read them. Not even a shadow of the dreaded “I wasted my time” :-D

★★★☆☆


From Conan.fandom.com

Conan's army is destroyed on the plains of Shamu, having answered a plea for help from his ally Amalrus of Ophir. Amalrus has treacherously joined forces with Strabonus of Koth and the wizard Tsotha-lanti, in an attempt to overwhelm Conan's army and capture him. While Strabonus wants the king dead, Tsotha wants him alive. With a touch of poison, he paralyze Conan and has him bound in chains. While Strabonus orders his general, Arbanus, to invade Aquilonia through Shamar, both he and the wizard bring Conan to Khorshemish, capital of Koth.

Conan stands before Strabonus and Amalrus, while they dictate terms - they want him to turn over control of Aquilonia to Prince Arpello of Pellia. Conan scoffs at the kings and insults them, spitting in Amalrus' eye. The enraged king moves closer to kill Conan for his defiance, but Tsotha blinds him, reminding the king who the real power is as Strabonus pretends he doesn't notice. Tsotha sends Conan to the dungeon, guarded by his eunuch servant, Shukeli, and leaves him in complete darkness before going to assist the siege at Shamar.

Conan tests his restraints and finds them too strong to break. The stories he has heard of Tsotha's dungeons and inhuman experiments actually strikes fear in the barbarian's heart. His fear is amplified when he hears a rustling sound and, in the shadows, sees a tremendous snake, over 80 feet long, slither into the chamber. Conan stands motionless as venom drips from the snake's fangs and burns his thigh. Suddenly, the sound of a door opening from inside the prison chamber forces the snake to flee. A gigantic naked black man, who calls Conan by his pirate name Amra, has come with the keys and asks what he would pay for them. This is merely a ruse, however, as the man wants Conan dead for killing his brother during his travels with Bêlit. Fortunately, just as he's about to deal a killing blow towards Conan, the snake rears up behind him and constricts the man in its coils, causing the keys, along with a sword, to fall onto the floor at Conan's feet. He manages to grasp the keys with his feet and free himself, only to find the door barred from the outside. Shukeli appears outside the barred window and shrieks with laughter. However, in a flash, Conan stabs through the bars with his sword and instantly skewers Shukeli in the stomach. Because the barred door can only be opened from the outside, Conan is still trapped and realizes he must go down the same corridor where the snake came in from. Conan creeps down the corridor, ignoring the passages on either side, until he hears a sobbing sound and diverts himself towards an adjacent tunnel. However, he is horrified upon discovering the source of this weeping - a tentacled, amorphous blob-like creature who, when it sees Conan, becomes overjoyed with laughter and starts chasing him. He quickly outpaces it, but trips and drops his torch, thrusting himself into darkness as he scrambles up before continuing his escape. He creeps along the nearest passage and stops before a large pit in the ground. Obviously, he has gone in the wrong direction. However, before he can decide on what to do, Conan senses something unseen rising from the pit and turns back the way he came. He comes across the final embers of his torch, manages to get it fully lit again, and hurries his way back towards the central corridor, again feeling the invisible presence engulfing him. He flees in sheer horror, while hearing the sounds of different monsters and beasts down each tunnel. As Conan is wondering why these beasts won't come out into the central opening, he realizes the giant serpent is already slithering behind him. It seems as though even the monsters are afraid of this serpent. He hurries down a side passage and, through the window of a prison door, witnesses a monstrous plant torture an unconscious captive entwined within its grasp. Conan enters the cell and slices away the plant's stem, as it hisses while waving its tentacles and blossoms at him. Soon, the plant dies upon having its stem chopped away and the man is freed. The man, Pelias, tells Conan how his rival, Tsotha-lanti, has held him captive for almost a decade. His powers are beginning to return and he leads Conan back to the entrance. The snake, identified by Pelias as Satha, emerges and moves in to attack. However, once it sees Pelias, its eyes widen in terror and it flees. When they reach the barred door, Pelias re-animates Shukeli's corpse and has him unlock the door. The two go to Tsotha's private chambers, where Pelias uses the wizard's crystal ball to show Strabonus' army laying siege to Shamar and chaos engulfing Tarantia, as, with word spreading of Conan's alleged death, Prince Arpello of Pellia has moved to take over the kingdom. Conan laments that the capital is almost a week away by fastest steed, and Strabonus's army lie along the path, but Pelias summons a batlike creature to fly him directly towards Tarantia.

In Tarantia, Trocero desperately tried to keep the peace as rioters and looters, mystically encouraged by Tsotha-lanti to believing Conan is dead, rampage through the streets. Prince Arpello made his play for the crown and managed to get the council to surrender, when he won the support of the public. Trocero abandons the city with 1500 soldiers upon realizing he would have to fight the citizens themselves. The chancellor, Publius, had been imprisoned and heavy taxes laid on the merchants of the city, with anyone protesting hanged. Soon, armed men from the Pellian army quickly and violently clamp down on any acts of disloyalty within the city. When word spread that the Kothian army had taken Shamar, the people turned to Arpello for reassurance, but he simply drank some wine and laughed at them. When a small insurgency headed by the student Athemides is quelled, the young man is smuggled out of the city to the camp of Trocero to plead with him to return. It's then, with Arpello loudly proclaiming from the ramparts that he is now king, Conan arrives on the wings of the demon. A shocked Arpello charges Conan, but the true king picks up the Prince and throws him off the castle walls.

The siege of Shamar continues, and although the city is hopelessly outnumbered, its strong walls have prevented it from being entirely overrun. Strabonus grows anxious, as he would like to continue into Aquilonia but doesn't want to leave his flank unprotected. Suddenly, a bugle is heard and a galloping army rides from within the country. When Tsotha sees it is Conan leading the charge he realizes Pelias must have helped, Strabonus frantically sends his men to the attack, but the outnumbered Aquilonians burst through the ranks and Amalrus is trampled to death under the charge. Conan ends up face to face with Strabonus. Strabonus takes one desperate swing at Conan, but is run through immediately. The Kothian army is routed and slaughtered as Conan turns his attention to Tsotha. Although Tsotha hurls magic at Conan, the king lops off the wizard's head, though it still lives and glares at Conan...until a giant eagle swoops down the pick up the head and fly away. The body of Tsotha rises and runs off in the direction of the eagle, who laughs with the voice of Pelias and Conan, though grateful for Pelias's help, hopes never to see him again.



Monday, February 09, 2026

Kismet - MTG 4E

 

I remember this card, mainly because of the tiger. I don't think I used this card because making your opponent's "everything" come into play tapped means they can't use it the turn it comes into play, which slows the game down AND makes your opponent feel like they can't play. Maybe from a competitive side it makes sense, but when you're playing with your friends, there's no sense in alienating them or making the game feel "unfun". Getting back to the tiger. I don't know why I remember it, because it isn't like it is a creature or anything. But somehow, that image stuck in my head and even now, I can shake my head and remember the card :-D


Sunday, February 08, 2026

Thorn (The Dracula Files #4) 3Stars

 

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Title: Thorn
Series: The Dracula Files #4
Author: Fred Saberhagen
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 254
Words: 97K
Publish: 1980



This dual storyline is about Dracula before he became Dracula and about him today. It is a loose sequel to Friend of the Family in that a character or two from Friend are tangentially involved, but that is as far as that goes. Basically the early storyline is him chasing down a princess gone wild named Helen and how he marries her and finds a painting done of her by Da Vinci. The second, modern, storyline is about him chasing down the painting and finding out Helen has gone nosferatu (second tier vampire I guess?) and when she dies, he goes crazy and kills people. There’s other stuff going on, but it is just adding flesh to the story and not changing it in any significant way.

If I had been more cognizant of the overall storyline, I might have picked up on the fact that the Helen in the modern story was the Helen from the past. But even with the reveal, there is nothing said about HOW she became what she was. It really felt deus ex machina, so I don’t feel bad about not picking up on it earlier. It also didn’t really add anything to the story except to link the history part with the modern part. Since the history part was half the book, I did expect a stronger link.

Oh well, that is why these Dracula Files books are only getting 3stars. They’re decent reads but nothing great or something I ever plan on re-reading. And we all know how much I like to re-read the Good Books :-D

★★★☆☆


From Fandom.com

Jonathan Thorn, a vampire, tries to recover an unknown painting by Leonardo da Vinci from Ellison Seabright, who is suspected of murdering his half brother to acquire the priceless work

A Love Affair for the Ages. Five hundred years ago their paths first crossed. He possessed her totally, not quite against her will. Until she fled. And was captured. And was punished. And fled. And is fleeing still…

Dracula tells the story of his life and his great love before he became undead. The portrait of his beloved from those precious living days is in the hands of villains. The Prince must pursue and possess this link with his breathing life. The Southerlands, particularly Judy, are ready to assist an old friend of the family.


Friday, February 06, 2026

My Week XXXI with Pictures

 

Sunday saw the dramatic return of Imperator Bookstooge as he swept back into the blogosphere. Spheres of influence were shaken and the status quo destroyed as he vowed to take over Devilreads and make it safe for everyone, not just illiterate dumb dumbs who wouldn't know a good book if it hit them over the head. The Imperator knows he has a long struggle ahead of him and that defeat is most likely, but this has not deterred our intrepid hero. All Hail Imperator Bookstooge!

Monday was one of those days I got home from work and all plans evaporated because of how tired I was. I had visions of doing laundry, vacuuming, sweeping, mopping, etc. 2 weeks ago we got hit by a snow storm that dumped over a foot of snow on us and it is sticking around. I'm trudging around each day through snow that has piled up to my knees in places. I come home exhausted.

Tuesday I was by myself as Short Round went with his wife to an ultrasound to see their newly conceived baby. It was a nice day (above freezing) and while the job sucked (to be fair, all jobs suck this time of year with this much snow), I still had energy at the end of the day. I did laundry. Go me!!!!! I also listened to a lot of Enya's albums as I needed something very easy and soothing to help me settle down from doing all those laundries ;-)

Wednesday was the day I overcame and did even MOOOOR chores. I hadn't vacuumed our place in over a month (don't judge me) and it was time. I broke out ye olde Rainbow Vac and got a ton of stuff off our floors and out of the carpets. Every time I vacuum, I tell myself I need to do it weekly (I do!) but then a month passes and this situation happens, time after time after time. I guess I just don't like vacuuming. But in my defense, Mrs B likes doing vacuuming even less than I do, so you can consider me the clean freak of the pair ;-) Whilst I was vacuuming, I shanghaied Mrs B into sweeping and mopping. I might be the clean freak, but the freaky deaky has to be shared.

Thursday, well Thursday turned into a good day. It was sunny, it was at the freezing mark (amazing how warm freezing feels when you been below it for weeks) AND I got some Mr Macs Deluxe Cheeseburger mac-n-cheese for lunch. Considering it was between 800 to 1000 calories you know it was good. Mrs B had a good day too, so that made for a good evening together as we enjoyed the general goodness of the day.

Friday wasn't as fun as Thursday.  The job wasn't easy and by the time we were done I was hurting. I was setting pins on a property line and the ground was frozen, so I had to use a power drill and then whale on the pin itself to drive it flush. THEN I had to put a wooden tall stake next to it as a witness. Oh, did I mention I had to shovel out a foot of snow at each point, enough so I could kneel down and do all that work? Yeah, it was brutal. Ended up taking 2 extra strength tylenol for my shoulder and elbow when I got home.


Saturday I have plans.  I'm part of our church's men's group that meets twice a month from 8-9:15am. We're currently studying 2nd Peter. On a good Saturday we'll get through 5 verses :-D  Then my brother is coming over and we'll shoot the breeze or maybe play some Munchkin.  Finally, at 2pm I'm heading out to play some Magic with one of the teens from church. We're going to try some of the "new" Precon Commander decks I have from '21 or '22. I am really looking forward to playing some Magic!

And that's a wrap for the week!


Thursday, February 05, 2026

Puzzles of the Black Widowers (The Black Widowers #5) 3Stars

 

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Title: Puzzles of the Black Widowers
Series: The Black Widowers #5
Authors: Isaac Asimov
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Mystery
Pages: 144
Words: 68K
Publish: 1990


I felt that I was being generous with giving this 3stars. Most of the stories felt like Henry (the waiter and the guy who always solves the mystery) just pulled a random solution out of a hat. Nothing that he stated was categorically fact like in previous collections. I don’t mind admitting that it might have been me, but I don’t think so. I think Asimov was reaching the end of his rope and it was showing. While the stories were written from 1985 to 1990, the collection wasn’t published until 1990 and Asimov died in ‘92.

There is one more post-humus collection of the Black Widowers. Most of the stories are reprints, but I believe there are a couple of new ones in it. I plan on focusing on those. The fact that I’m spending as much time talking about the next book as I did about this one should tell you how milque-toast this particular collection was.

★★★☆☆


From Wikipedia.org

Introduction

"The Fourth Homonym" (1985)

"Unique Is Where You Find It" (1985)

"The Lucky Piece" (1990)

"Triple Devil" (1985)

"Sunset on the Water" (1986)

"Where Is He?" (1986)

"The Old Purse" (1987)

"The Quiet Place" (1988)

"The Four-Leaf Clover" (1990)

"The Envelope" (1989)

"The Alibi" (1989)

"The Recipe" (1990)



The Black Company (The Black Company #1) 4Stars

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