Sunday, April 12, 2026

Lords and Ladies (Discworld #14) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: Lords and Ladies
Series: Discworld #14
Author: Terry Pratchett
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 260
Words: 89K
Publish: 1992



My goodness, Pratchett just can’t keep himself from spouting off and preaching at his readers. This could easily have been a 4star read, or higher, as the story is wonderful and I thoroughly enjoyed it. But yeah, I’m not reading a fantasy series to get preached at by some wacko who only gives lip service to such things as logic and theology.

Sigh...

★★★✬☆


From Wikipedia.org

Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, and Magrat Garlick return to Lancre after their recent adventure in Genua. Magrat is stunned when King Verence proclaims their imminent marriage, having already made all the arrangements in her absence. The sudden appearance of crop circles reveals to Nanny and Granny that it is now "circle time", a convergence of parallel universes when the Discworld is susceptible to incursions from the "parasite universe" of the Elves. Elves are capricious and amoral creatures that enter the minds of animals and sentient beings in a more destructive way than witches do, using "glamour" to alter human's perceptions of them. They are normally kept away by a circle of magnetized iron standing stones known as the Dancers. When Nanny and Granny refuse to explain the situation to Magrat, she leaves the coven, disavows witchcraft, and moves into an apartment in Lancre Castle. She soon becomes bored with the courtly lifestyle and unsure of her place.

Mustrum Ridcully, Archchancellor of Unseen University, leads a small group of faculty to attend the wedding. Along the way, they are joined by the Dwarfish lothario Casanunda.

Granny and Nanny discover that a group of local girls, led by Diamanda Tockley and including Agnes Nitt, have formed a new coven whose activities include dancing naked at the Dancers. The two elderly witches try to convince them to stop, with Granny ultimately besting Diamanda in a public witchcraft contest and discrediting the new coven. But a defiant Diamanda later runs through the Dancers into the land of the Elves, where she is knocked unconscious by a poisoned Elven arrow before being rescued by Granny. Nanny subdues an Elf that pursues them back into Lancre, using an iron fireplace poker; Elves and their powers are severely weakened by iron. The witches bring Diamanda and the Elf to Lancre Castle, where Magrat treats Diamanda and Verence agrees to imprison the Elf (though Magrat inadvertently frees it later). Meanwhile, Granny has begun to experience memories of other paths her life has taken in parallel worlds, as well as a growing sense of her own impending death.

Jason Ogg and the other Lancre Morris Men plan a play to be performed for the wedding guests. When they rehearse near the Dancers, the Elves influence them to include Elvish elements in the play. As a result, when the play is performed at the Dancers, it causes sufficient belief—a powerful force on the Discworld—that the Elves are able to make the guests dismantle the stone circle. The Elves arrive, and the Elf Queen plans to legitimize her rule of Lancre by marrying Verence. None of the members of the Lancre coven are present at this time: Magrat has locked herself in her room due to perceived insults in a letter she has discovered, written by Granny to Verence, advising him to plan the wedding; Nanny is being romanced by Casanunda; and Granny has been magically whisked away by Ridcully, who hopes to resume a romantic connection they had when much younger. The women only become aware of what has happened once the Elves begin to wreak havoc in Lancre. Aided only by general dogsbody Shawn Ogg, Magrat fights her way through the infiltrated castle. She discovers a portrait of Queen Ynci, one of the kingdom's legendary founders. Suddenly inspired by the idea of becoming a warrior queen, Magrat finds and dons Ynci's armour. Feeling influenced by Ynci's spirit (and unaware that Ynci is a fiction, the armour constructed from cookware only a few generations previously), she rescues a captured Shawn and sets out for the Dancers. While Granny and Ridcully make their way through the woods, resulting in Granny's capture by the Elves, Nanny and Casanunda travel through a gateway to the abode of the Elf King, who opposes the Elf Queen despite being her spouse.

At the Dancers, Magrat arrives to confront the Elf Queen at the same time as the people of Lancre, rallied by Shawn and Nanny. But the Elf Queen quickly subdues Magrat with glamour. The captive Granny mentally combats the Elf Queen and releases Magrat from the glamour before succumbing to the Elf Queen's attack, her prone body being covered by the bees from her hive, which have swarmed at the Dancers. When the Elf Queen turns her powers on Magrat, attempting to stop her resistance by dismantling her identity, she exposes the unexpectedly valorous core of Magrat's being – something which Granny had deliberately been stoking, aggravating and provoking all along for just this very outcome. Magrat attacks and subdues the Elf Queen just in time for a projection of the Elf King to arrive and send the Elves back to their world.

Granny appears to be dead, but then Nanny and Magrat learn that she has actually borrowed her bees' hive mind, a feat thought impossible. They break open a window in the castle, where Ridcully has reverently laid Granny's body, enabling the bees to get close enough for her to regain consciousness. Nanny points out to Magrat that Granny's letter to Verence has had a great positive impact on Magrat's life, as well as giving her the strength to fight the Elf Queen. Magrat and Verence are married by Ridcully. Later, Granny and Ridcully make peace with their past and their place in the universe. The growing sense of impending death she had been feeling had been due to the impending deaths of some of her parallel-selves.




Saturday, April 11, 2026

Imperatoris Chronicorum II

 

Well, this week then, right?

Sunday started off with Resurrection Sunday, known to the heathens and nominals as Easter. Our church was pretty full and we had a couple of guys in safety vests outside directing people to where they could park. It wasn't quite elbow to elbow room, but for about 9/10ths of the seating, it was. The music team really banged on the drums during the songs and it made me especially glad that I bought some Loop Earplugs. I plan on doing a post in May on the earplugs since by then I'll have a lot more usage out of them. They worked a treat and I didn't feel like my eardrums were being rattled around. Pastor Mike's sermon was on point and I thought he did a great job of preaching to a mixed crowd that included people who had been Christians their whole lives to the people just doing Easter Sunday as their once or twice a year visit. That's a tough line to walk and he did it well. With so many people in attendance, I never know how I'm going to feel afterwards, so we hadn't made any plans.

Thankfully, I was feeling good so we went out for lunch at the one food place open in town(I jest, but thankfully, most places were shut down and I was glad of it). We both got the vegetable omelet and I had the chai latte to drink while Mrs B had a mango smoothie. We went home full but not gluttonized (behold I, Imperator Bookstooge, have created a new word!) The rest of the day was a combination of chores, Munchkins and lazing around while it rained outside. So it was a good day.

Monday was a great way to ease into the work week. Two very easy jobs that we didn't have to rush to finish. It was also sunny! Bonus points for sunshine!

Tuesday morning we woke up to snow covering our cars! Not much, but enough to cover them. And it kept on snowing during the day!! It was ridiculous!!! You can tell because of all the exclamation points I use in this very short paragraph!!!!!

Wednesday, WELL, Wednesday was the king of the week. In preparation for the weekend (When Mrs B is going away to a Ladies Retreat at my old church), I placed an order at Mr Macs. Nothing says being a bachelor for the weekend like an order of Philly Cheese Steak mac and Deluxe Cheeseburger mac :-D Of course, I had to try it out to make sure it wasn't poison. Thank goodness I survived. I was really worried ;-)

Because Wednesday went so well, the balance of the universe had to be restored. Thursday we ended up doing a job in Taxachusetts in a hellhole of a piece of property covered in vines and just crawling with ticks. We were setting missing lot corners and had to set eight 1inch iron pins that were 30inches long. We cut through the vines, trees, whatever, picked the ticks off of us before they imbedded themselves into our flesh and then hammered those blasted pins into the ground until they were flush. Then we repeated that seven more times. I took an ibuprofen at lunch and even with that, my elbow, shoulder and back were killing me by day's end. The only good part of the day was going home and finishing off the philly cheese steak mac and cheese :-D

Friday was sunny and 70F. A bit warm for early April, but I'll take it over snow, any day. My parental pod had flown up to go to the aforementioned Ladies Retreat with Mrs B and so my brother and sister-n-law brought her over and we all met up for dinner at a local restaurant and then she and Mrs B vamoosed. I went home, full of good food, knowing I had even more good food for the rest of the weekend. I watched the sun set through our french door slider and welcomed in the Sabbath. I was out like a light by 9pm.

Today, the plan is to hang out with the inFamous WC Bombfunk (aka my brother). Mrs B made me promise to get out of the house so I don't end up moping the whole weekend. Man, it's like she knows me or something, hahahaha. So he and I are going to do stuff, manly, macho, new england'y things, like wrastle grizzly bears or eat granite chunks or even throw tomahawks at each other, you know, the usual things guys in New England do. If we're feeling particularly cantankerous, we might have a beard growing contest to see who can grow the bushiest beard that afternoon. Of course, being The Imperator, I will win. I win at everything after all.

And that's a wrap for this week with Imperator Bookstooge. 


Friday, April 10, 2026

- Off Air -

 

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Bookstooge's Reviews on the Road will resume normal broadcasting again tomorrow with all new episodes of Imperatoris Chronicorum at 5am. What hijinks and shenanigans will our beloved Imperator get himself into this week? Tune in and find out!


Thursday, April 09, 2026

Shadows Linger (The Black Company #2) 4Stars

 

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Title: Shadows Linger
Series: The Black Company #2
Author: Glen Cook
Rating: 4 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 208
Words: 91K
Publish: 1984



As I was reading this, I kept going to myself “Self, I don’t remember ANY of this, did I actually read this book before?” and then I’d trot off to the most magical book place in the world, my little website (Bookstooge.wordpress.com) and search for “Shadows Linger” and sho’nuff, there it was, back in 2015. Everything I wrote in that review showed that yes, I had read the book and that yes, this was the same book but that my brain had just remembered exactly 0% of it.

However, in my defense….

Two weeks after I finished this book, I barely remembered a thing about it, again! (I’m writing this well before the time it has been publicly scheduled for you all to fawn over and adore) That actually makes me feel better.

I remember enjoying the Black Company when I read it a decade ago, but I don’t remember many details. And so far, I’ve really enjoyed Black Company and Shadows Linger, but nothing truly memorable is sticking in my head. Big picture things, like what I wrote about back in 2015. But if you start asking me little detail oriented questions about this book, I’m just going to look at you vacantly and drool copiously on your foot.

The Black Company is working for The Lady and her magical minions, the Taken. The Taken are a bunch of backstabbers and some of them have it in for the Black Company. So the Black Company ends up at the end of the book being decimated and on the run from The Lady, even though most of what they did was in self-defense against the Taken. And in the background is the threat of The Lady’s husband, The Dominator, who once ruled the world with an iron fist. He’s not dead, just magically entombed.

And what’s with that anyway? Why this (&&^%!%$)@ idea that you can just put people in prison and that will solve the problem? It just kicks the can down the road and some poor sod of a generation will have to deal with the return of that villain again, and again, and again. Just kill that son of a biscuit the first time and have done with it.



Because I had such a good time, I upped my rating to 4stars (from 3.5 last time).

For a slightly less ranty review, please check out One Reading Nurses review of this book.

★★★★☆


From BlackCompany.fandom.com

Plot summary

Two young children are acting as lookouts for their Rebel uncle. They see the grizzled soldiers of the Black Company approaching. The band's reputation has preceded them, and the children know the identities of some the Company men. When they turn to notify their uncle, they are captured by Goblin.

Suppressing the Rebel in Tally province

The Black Company is garrisoned in Tome, one of only two substantial towns in Tally, the most easterly province of the Lady's Empire in the northern continent. An advance team of Company veterans – the physician and Annalist Croaker, the wizard Silent, Candy, Pawnbroker, Kingpin, and Otto – is embedded in Madle's tavern, waiting for local Rebels to arrive. The uncle of the captured children – Neat – and some other Rebels arrive. They are killed in the ambush, and several other groups of local Rebels fall for the same trap. The Company men play tonk between each action. The tavern is eventually swamped by a massive mob of furious Rebels. The Company men fight for every inch, and the Rebels soon resort to burning them out. They barely survive the grueling combat.

New orders: relocate to the Barrowland

They soon receive orders to march thousands of miles across the Lady's vast empire to the Barrowland in the far north. After a 146-day march from Tome to Frost, Croaker is airlifted alongside Elmo and Kingpin by Whisper on her flying carpet directly to the Barrowland. Croaker spends 6 comfortable weeks there. Then they learn they are all to go to someplace called Juniper, a frigid port city far outside the Empire's bounds in the distant northwest corner of the map. Croaker is again spared another long march – this one much longer and more grueling than the one from Tome – when he, 24 other Company men, and a handful of Imperial men are whisked across the continent to Juniper by the new Taken. In addition to Croaker, others in this elite group include: the sergeant Elmo, the wizard Goblin, the veterans Pawnbroker, Kingpin, and Otto, and other trusted soldiers like Sharkey, Tickle, Walleye, Crake, and Stork. They are spared the long westerly march across the northern continent and through the frigid Wolander Mountains.

In Juniper: Raven, Darling, and Marron Shed

Two familiar faces are already in Juniper. Raven (who deserted the Company during the Battle at Charm) and his mute ward Darling have taken up residence in the lodgings above the Iron Lily, a downtrodden tavern in the poor quarter called the Buskin. Darling assists the barkeeper Marron Shed, while Raven has been somehow accumulating a fortune. Shed, a notorious coward, is broke and remains at the mercy of a gangster named Krage who has designs to seize the Lily from him.

Raven helps Shed by intimidating Red and Count, two of Krage's enforcers. He soon shares the secret of his wealth to Shed. He has been selling the corpses of the poor people who die overnight in the frozen Buskin nights to bizarre humanoids which inhabit a mysterious and shunned structure called the black castle. Raven even lets him participate in the corpse-selling scheme, first as an equal partner, then as an assistant. When they learn that the homeless man called Asa has been robbing the sacred Catacombs beneath the Enclosure, they accompany him to loot the corpses to sell to the black castle. There, Asa is seriously wounded by a Guardian, but Raven slays the tomb defender and they escape with their lives and the loot.

The black castle

Meanwhile, Croaker attends a meeting within the palace of Duretile between the city's leadership (including Duke Zimerlan, senior Custodian Hargadon, and chief Inquisitor Bullock) and those in Croaker's group who represent the Lady's Empire (led by the Taken Whisper and Feather). There he learns that Duke Zimerlan had requested help from the Lady regarding the growing black castle. The duke explains what his people know about the structure's bizarre history. When it was first discovered generations in the past, it was tiny. After some of his ancestors died investigating it, the population of the city would come to fear and ignore the frightening edifice. Hargadon explains that there is a sharp decrease in the number of bodies being collected by his Custodians for deposition in the Catacombs.

Croaker and Bullock both speak the language of the Jewel Cities, so they work together to determine who has been selling corpses to the black castle. They check out Shed and Asa.

Escalating violence between Raven and Krage

Soon, the antagonism between Krage and Raven escalates. Raven kills some of Krage's men, including wounding Count, and even targets the gangster himself. It culminates in a bloodbath where Raven and even Shed himself ambush Krage and his troop of thugs in a wild fight across the frozen rooftops and alleys of the Buskin. Krage, who is paralyzed, and the bodies of his men are sold to the black castle for a sizable stack of coins.

The Crater raid; Raven flees with Darling

Eventually, Croaker and Bullock orchestrate a perfectly-executed raid on an establishment called the Crater, where a handful of tired Rebel fugitives from the Empire occasionally gather to reminisce about their failed attempt to overthrow the Lady back during the days of the Circle of Eighteen. Two of the captured prisoners do confess to selling a handful of corpses to the black castle, but, this does not account for the significant volume of traffic in recent years. As it happens, Raven missed being ensnared in this raid by pure luck. Croaker had by this time learned about his old comrade's presence in the city, and was relieved that Raven had escaped. Raven's capture and subsequent interrogation would have exposed that his ward Darling was the reincarnation of the White Rose, a prophesied enemy of the Lady. Croaker and some other veteran members of the Black Company had ensured that she and Raven escaped the Empire unnoticed after the Battle at Charm. Instead, Raven took Darling and quickly fled the city aboard his own ship, which he had ordered built and crewed using his fortune from the black castle corpse deliveries.

The connection between the black castle and the Barrowland

Whisper finally explains to Croaker the connection between the Barrowland and Juniper, and the reason why they are all in this city so far outside the Empire. The black castle overlooking Juniper from the Wolander Mountains is the focal point of an upcoming escape attempt orchestrated by the imprisoned Dominator, a terrible sorcerer of unrivaled magnitude who is the Lady's husband and arch-nemesis. Raven, by selling the corpses to the black castle to financially support Darling, had been unwittingly fueling the sorcery which will unleash the most evil tyrant in the continent's history. The more bodies he sold to the creatures within, the larger the castle grew. Once the structure reaches a certain size, the Dominator will be released from the Great Barrow, his prison beneath the Barrowland, after about 413 years of confinement.

Marron Shed's downward spiral at the Iron Lily

At the Iron Lily, Marron Shed enjoys the good fortune of newfound wealth for a time. Krage and his menacing gang are dead, and many workmen from the thawed harbor are coming to his tavern to get drunk. Shed buys a cottage near the Enclosure for his frail, blind mother June and hires servants – Bo and Lana and their daughter – to be her caregivers. But his luck takes a steep downturn. Shed's cousin Wally, who helped him run the Lily, stole a large sum of money to pay a gambling debt. Shed confronts him and unintentionally beats him to death in a rage. After selling his body to the black castle creatures, Shed then supported Wally's wife Sal and their children out of guilt, acquiring further dependents in addition to his mother and her servants.

Shed is also seduced by a prostitute named Sue, a honeypot hired by the Buskin loan shark named Gilbert. Deeply in love, he squanders a fortune and brings his finances to the brink of disaster. When he discovers the truth about Gilbert, he is heartbroken, but resolves to get vengeance because Sue's scheme would have resulted in the foreclosure of the Lily. He kidnaps Sue and takes her to the black castle, where he was paid a fortune for her because she was alive.

One final delivery to the black castle

Shed allows Lisa Daele Bowalk, a young woman who had previously acted as a barmaid for him, to assume part ownership of the Lily and control over his finances. Lisa tricks him into admitting his part in selling bodies to the black castle creatures, and forces him into continuing the venture. Together they kill Gilbert and deliver his body to the castle. There, Shed resists the temptation to sell Lisa to the creatures within. Moments after departing the castle, they are both captured by a group of Black Company men including Croaker, who had been posted to guard the pathway.

Oh. What eyes. Fire and steel. The Lady will love this one.Feather, describing Lisa

Croaker realizes that if his new prisoner Shed is turned over to the new Taken, he will be subject to the Lady's Eye, and the truth about Raven and Darling will be exposed. So he quickly comes up with a plan: he persuades Shed to play dead, and will only turn over Lisa. It succeeds. When the Taken called Feather arrives on her flying carpet, she has been diminished by a sorcery attack of some kind that was just sent up to her from the black castle. The young sorceress buys their story that Shed was killed trying to escape. Feather is impressed with the captive and flies off with her. Shed is returned to the Lily where Pawnbroker keeps close tabs on him.

The main force of the Black Company, including the Captain, the Lieutenant, One-Eye, and Silent, finally makes its way down the Wolanders. Croaker and Elmo and their advance team reunite with the rest of their brethren.

The Battle of Juniper

After the Lady arrives in person, the Battle of Juniper breaks out. The castle creatures use thunderous sorcery to strike at the new Taken in the sky, and they use superior combat skills to cut down the conventional forces. The creatures scramble to bring the dead and injured into the castle to complete their portal for their master the Dominator. Even Feather is killed. The Limper joins the combat on the ground and turns the tide there with his formidable battlefield sorcery. A frightening airborne sorcery duel ensues, and the Lieutenant brings powerful siege engines to bear. A barrage of sorcery bombs is sent careening from Duretile to plaster the black castle. Soon, the Limper inspires droves of people, including Elmo and many Black Company men, to rush into the castle itself.

Before the battle is done, Silent arrives and hustles dozens of Company men away from the action toward the harbor. They are deeply confused but comply on the direct orders of the Captain himself as conveyed by Silent. They board a ship and read a letter from the Captain, who has uncovered a plot among the new Taken to betray the Black Company. He has ordered the senior members away from the battle to protect them and give them time to flee.

From the deck, they watch as a colossal human shape made of a fountain of fire tower out of the black castle. It is the Dominator, coming through the portal. The Lady, unseen inside Duretile, finally joins the battle. She sends an awesome sorcery out, and it strikes the fiery representation of the Dominator. Suddenly, the men witness the Captain streaking toward them on the Lady's personal flying carpet, apparently trying to join them. But their patriarch cannot control the craft, and it smashes through the ship's rigging; the Captain plunges to his death in the waters. The Company men are stunned: their numbers are horribly reduced, they have been betrayed by their employer, and now their trusted leader is dead. They cannot even see if the Lady or the Dominator won the battle. The only silver lining is that all the flying carpets have been destroyed, which will confine whomever the Lady will send to pursue them to horseback.

Shed's escape to Meadenvil

During the fighting, Shed sneaks out and makes it to the harbor. Narrowly escaping a hail of deadly arrows shot by Pawnbroker and other Company soldiers, he takes the same sea route as Raven had taken, south to Meadenvil. There, Shed finds Asa and is eager to make a new start for himself in the refreshing city. He arranges to become a co-owner with Selkirk, the owner of the Ruby Glass. But Selkirk reveals that recent disappearances were shaking things up in Meadenvil, and Shed realizes he had been spotted by at least one surviving black castle creature. Unwilling to let the monsters endanger a second city, he tracks down Bullock in a Meadenvil prison. He uses Bullock's information to track down a newly-formed black castle which the surviving creatures are working to grow in the secluded countryside. This is the location where Asa reportedly witnessed Raven's death.

The Company arrives in Meadenvil… shadowed by the Taken

Concurrently, the Black Company survivors from Juniper disembark in Meadenvil. They are unaware that they are being pursued by the Limper and Whisper, who have disregarded the orders of the Lady, and have taken a cadre of at least 50 newly-acquired former-Black Company men (including Shaky) into Meadenvil via the exhausting overland route on horseback. Their goal was to pursue the Company veterans and to steal some documents which contained the Limper's True Name from them. At the port, the new Taken were confronted by the Prince of Meadenvil and his guard. Exhausted from the ride, the Limper's former-Company men were almost wiped out. But the Limper turned the tide with the help of a terrifying demon which he summoned into the fray, a monster that devoured a sergeant in the Prince's guard.

Before Shaky attacks Pawnbroker on the harbor, he revealed that the Lady had been victorious in Juniper. But she began plundering the Catacombs, a sacrilege which outraged the populace. When Hargadon led a revolt against their new occupiers, the Lady unleashed a devastating sorcery which apparently leveled much of the city.

The Lieutenant barely gets away from Whisper and the Limper via a sea route at Meadenvil's port with most of the men. But Croaker, Shed, Silent, Goblin, One-Eye, and a few others are left behind.

Croaker and his small Black Company crew want to reunite with the Lieutenant, but they gamble on confronting whomever is chasing them. First, they bring Bullock, and intercept Marron Shed at the site of the nascent black castle outside Meadenvil. Dismayed, they find what looks to be the remains of Raven. They survive a close encounter with two of the Dominator's castle creatures, killing their assailants only with One-Eye's sorcery and overwhelming numbers.

Ambushing the Limper

Still in the countryside, Croaker prepares an ambush for whichever of the new Taken is coming for them. It turns out to be the Limper, who is accompanied by 9 former-Company men who survived the recent combat with the Prince's forces. With the help of a local innkeeper (whose brother was the sergeant in the Prince's guard that was eaten by the Limper's demon at the harbor), the Company turns the tables on the ancient sorcerer. In the ambush, the Limper's arm is hacked off by Bullock, and he is beaten unconscious for a brief time. His remaining men march him into the innkeeper's establishment, which is the second part of Croaker's trap. At the last moment, the Limper regains consciousness, and realizes the danger.

As more violence breaks out, Croaker impales the Taken with his sword, but the Limper in turn punches the wind out of him. Despite the Taken's brutalized condition, he also beats down One-Eye and kills several of the innkeeper's ravenous dogs that have been set upon on him, each with single hits. Goblin lures him to a pig shed, into range of a small hidden ballista that is operated by Pawnbroker, who is lying in wait. After being pierced by two missiles from the ballista, the Limper is cut to pieces and battered to a pulp by Pawn, Croaker, and the vengeful innkeeper. Croaker presumes his prey is dead, and finally hangs him from a tree, stuffing the last of the Dominator's black castle "seeds" into his mouth for the Lady to find and destroy.

The long run begins

Croaker and his group make their way southward to Chimney, a major city on the long Salada Peninsula which extends into the western ocean. They reunite with the Lieutenant and his larger group, the ones who escaped by sea from the Taken at Meadenvil. The Lieutenant reports that he found Raven's ship, and Darling is already safely with them. But when he sought Raven, he arrived just in time to see his remains consumed in a freshly-lit funeral pyre. Apparently, Raven had recently died in a slip-and-fall accident in Chimney's public bath. Darling was genuinely devastated, and her emotions lend credence to what looks suspiciously like yet another faked death. Raven would never lie to her. The Lieutenant takes employment with the private constabulary of one of Chimney's mercantile factors. He adds his men's names to the roll as soon as they recuperate.

Nineteen days after Croaker's arrival in Chimney, there is another warm reunion. Elmo and 70 other brothers who were assumed dead surprised the rest of the men by riding into town, having escaped Juniper on horseback. They even carry the Company's treasure chest. The whole Black Company now has a new purpose: to be the "bedraggled joke of a nucleus" for Darling's New White Rose Rebellion. As they cast off from Chimney, the Company leadership shares a toast "to the 29 years", which, according to the astronomical cycle, is when the Great Comet will return and prophesy fortune in their new movement against the Lady.



Wednesday, April 08, 2026

Extinction (Resident Evil #3) (2007 Movie)

 

Movie Details:

Title - Extinction
Series – Resident Evil #3
Director – Russell Mulcahy
Release – 2007
Rating – R
Time – 1hr 34min

My Thoughts:

This was my least favorite of the movies so far, and if memory serves, of the entire 6 movie franchise.

Firstly, Alice now has superpowers. Yeah, they are “psychic” powers, but it amounts to the same thing. She’s not just a kickbutt heroine any more and I really didn’t like that change. One example of this was when she meets up with the convoy and saves them all from undead crows. She uses her jedi mind powers to burn up the entire sky full of crows.

Then there is a scene near the end where some superzombies are transported to where Alice and the convoy are (Las Vegas) to kill everyone and capture Alice. It is one shipping container, but by the end of the fight scene, I counted over 50 superzombies. They kept coming out of the container like clowns out of a clown car. The numbers were simply impossible.

My final complaint is the big boss at the end. The Big Boss Fight for each of the RE movies doesn’t tend towards the long and drawn out and while I’ve been ok with that, this time I just wanted more. I don’t know why, but this Tyrant felt like he should have had more time as the Tyrant and less time building up to him becoming the Tyrant. It didn’t help that he had to share screen time with the Chairman of Umbrella Corporation.

Now, what I did like. I LOVED that almost the entire movie took place during daylight hours. I could actually see everything going on. I loved how the opening mimicked the first opening, so there was that slight sliver of “did I get the wrong movie?” feeling. It started us as viewers on the back foot and that was great. While I complained about various things above, they did provide for a lot of intense action scenes and that is what Resident Evil movies are all about.

The music was pretty good too. We got back to the hive music, which just represents Resident Evil to me.

I also watched the commentary track for the movie. It was wicked weird though. There were 3 guys talking about it, but it was obvious there were two different commentaries going on at once. Two guys were talking to each other while the other guy was simply monologuing the entire time. It was so obvious, and like I said, weird, that it really threw me out from listening to what they were actually saying. Kind of a waste of a commentary track if you ask me.

A decent addition to the franchise, but like I said at the beginning, my least favorite.

Synopsis from Wikipedia:

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A cloned Alice wakes up in a mansion, wanders through its halls, and is forced to escape several security traps. However, she is eventually killed by a bounding mine hidden on the floor. Her body is dumped into a pit filled with dozens of other Alice clones, representing the failed results of the Umbrella Corporation's ongoing Project Alice.

Five years after Umbrella's attempts to cover up the contamination of Raccoon City,[a] the T-virus has spread around the world, causing ecological destruction to all life. The real Alice wanders the wasteland and, after fighting off marauders, discovers information in an abandoned notebook referring to a supposedly uninfected area in Alaska.

Simultaneously, a convoy of survivors led by Claire Redfield and Raccoon City survivors Carlos Oliveira and L.J. Wade travels across the country in search of supplies and safe harbor. While searching a motel, L.J. is bitten by a zombie. Fearing the harsh fate that awaits him, he chooses not to tell the other survivors about the injury. The next morning, the convoy is attacked by a murderous flock of infected crows. With the team nearly overwhelmed, Alice appears and destroys the remaining crows with her newfound telekinesis, though she falls unconscious. Awaking shortly thereafter, Alice is introduced to Claire and tells her about the notebook, convincing her to take the convoy to Alaska.

Isaacs' attempts to domesticate the infected lead to creating a new zombie breed. Albert Wesker's security officer, Captain Alexander Slater, reports on Isaacs' disregard for Umbrella regulations. Wesker tasks Slater with watching Isaacs, telling him to kill the scientist if he disobeys orders again. Tracing an energy pattern sent out by Alice's telekinesis, Umbrella triangulates her location. Desperate to reclaim Alice to achieve his goals, Dr. Isaacs sends his new zombies to ambush the convoy against Wesker's specific orders. During the attack, most of the convoy is killed, and L.J. succumbs to his infection, biting Carlos before he kills him. Umbrella tries to shut Alice down remotely, but she breaks free from Umbrella's programming and continues to fight. She finds Isaacs at the scene, and he is bitten as he flees via helicopter. Alice and a girl from Claire's convoy named K-mart use Isaacs' computer to track the helicopter's flight path, leading them to Umbrella's underground facility.

As the convoy arrives at the Umbrella Facility, Carlos, dying from his bite, sets out to sacrifice himself, giving some goodbyes to the convoy, including Alice. Carlos takes a tanker truck with dynamite to destroy the zombie horde blocking the entrance to the Umbrella Facility. The dynamite explodes, killing him. Alice and Claire get everyone else onto a helicopter to get them to safety, but Alice stays behind.

Entering the underground facility, Alice meets a holograph of the Red Queen's "sister" AI, the White Queen. She informs Alice that her blood can cure the T-virus, defends the Red Queen's prior actions, and reveals what happened to Dr. Isaacs. On her way to the lab's lower levels, Alice encounters one of her clones, which awakens but appears to die from shock soon after. Alice discovers Isaacs/Tyrant, defeating him after leading him to the replica of The Hive's laser corridor featured in the film's opening. Just as Alice is about to meet the same fate, the system is deactivated by the clone, who is still alive.

Later in Tokyo, Wesker informs his fellow Umbrella executives that the North American facility has been lost. Alice appears during the meeting, declaring that she and her "friends" (the other clones) are coming for him.






Tuesday, April 07, 2026

The Tower of the Elephant (Conan Chronicles #3) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: The Tower of the Elephant
Series: Conan Chronicles #3
Author: Robert Howard
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 30
Words: 9K
Publish: 1933


This Conan story goes back into the past, when Conan is still a young thief. He is in a new city, chasing down a legendary and quite possibly fictional, treasure called the Heart of the Elephant. It is contained within a wizard’s tower.

The opening scene shows how brash Conan is as a young man. He demands answers. He’s, not exactly insecure, but unsure of the situation in the inn due to his inexperience with merchants and this city. Thus his confrontation with the merchant and his having to leave rather quickly. He might be unsure of some things, but he’s never at a loss when it comes to “doing” things.

And that leads him to attempt the robbery of the tower that very night. No planning, no reconnaissance, just Conan going to the tower to try to break in. Once again, it shows his young brashness but he’s not stupid. He meets a skilled thief who is also attempting to rob the wizard and the team up. This is why I say Conan isn’t stupid. He knows the other thief has more experience and knowledge and is more than willing to go along with him. The old thief dies in a trap and that puts Conan on his guard. Because he really wasn’t before, even though he was robbing a wizard’s tower of its most treasured and magical possession.

When Conan meets the wizard’s mentor, who is now a mutilated being imprisoned on a throne of jade, things move slightly into the cosmic horror side of things. And that is a good thing because Conan isn’t just a barbarian fighting other humans, but a Force of Nature that those cosmic beings crash against. It’s very much the “Yes, there are terrible, horrible, no-good things out there. But our indomitable human spirit will conquer all!” kind of attitude that I like in my stories. Don’t give me this defeatist crap we see in books today where everything is hopeless and wrecked beyond recovery and everybody just sits on their ass bewailing how “done bad” they’ve been. Get off your ass and DO something, no matter how small. There are times I wish characters like Conan were real just so he could kill off all those lousy purveyors of despair and hopelessness. Anyway…. the mentor ends up helping Conan kill the sorcerer and Conan escapes with his life and nothing else.

That is one thing I’m not a fan of about Conan, he’s not a wise financial decision maker ;-) Hahahahaa.

★★★✬☆


From Wikipedia

In the Zamorian city of Arenjun also known as the "City of Thieves,” Conan drinks in a tavern. He overhears a Kothic rogue describe a fabulous jewel known as the "Heart of the Elephant," which is kept in a tower by an evil sorcerer named Yara.

Conan ventures into Yara's garden to steal the jewel and encounters Taurus of Nemedia, known as the "Prince of Thieves,” who has the same agenda. Taurus is wily and fat, but amazingly agile. Impressed by Conan's daring, Taurus agrees to work together. After battling lions in the tower gardens, the thieves ascend Yara's spire. Upon reaching the top, Taurus enters a treasure vault and is killed by the venomous bite of a giant spider. Conan crushes the spider with a chest of gems, then continues his search for the Heart of the Elephant.

He discovers a strange being with the body of a man and the head of an elephant. The creature, Yag-kosha, is a blind and tortured prisoner of Yara.

Yag-kosha reveals to Conan the pre-cataclysmic saga of his people, their arrival on Earth, and how he taught Yara the art of magic only to have his apprentice betray him. At Yag-kosha's request, Conan grabs the fabled jewel, kills the being, extracts the heart from his corpse, and drips its blood over the Heart of the Elephant. When he sets the blood-infused relic in front of Yara in his sleeping-chamber, the gem's magic shrinks and draws the sorcerer into the jewel. Inside, a revived Yag-kosha, limbs and wings restored, pursues the screaming Yara, and the Heart vanishes.

Obeying Yag-kosha's instructions, Conan leaves, emerging empty-handed from the tower at dawn as it collapses behind him. He has nothing after his night's work except for his sword, loin-cloth, and sandals.



Monday, April 06, 2026

Lifelace - MTG 4E

 

This is the Green lace card. Black had "Deathlace" and Red had "Chaoslace". While I like the idea of the "Lace" cards, as a beginning player I never found a good use for them. Even now, I suspect I wouldn't be able to find a good use for them. Cards like these are the chaff of the set and you would have to try really hard to make something good work out of them. But for some people, that is half the fun, ie, trying to make "jank" (the magic term for garbage cards, I have no idea where it came from) cards work. I am not one of those people though. So I will just look at the card and admire the art and call it a day. 


Lords and Ladies (Discworld #14) 3.5Stars

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