Thursday, April 23, 2026

Chakaal, Again! (Groo the Wanderer #50) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: Chakaal, Again!
Series: Groo the Wanderer #50
Author: Sergio Aragones
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Comics
Pages: 44
Words: 4K
Publish: 1989



Ahhh, a 50th issue. It’s a big milestone for any comic, especially back in the late 80’s. At the end of issue 49, Groo was in a land where nobody knew him and was trying to force a village to hire him to protect them and came across a female warrior who seemed to know him.

Well, in this double issue we find out all about Chakaal and how Groo “helps” her at every turn with rather usual Groo results, hahahaaha.

Groo had proposed marriage to Chakaal long ago and wouldn’t take no for an answer. So Chakaal sailed to the farthest land she could find and started protecting a village from a bunch of amazons. Chakaal has a Master Plan to discover the amazon’s hidden fortress but Groo obviously messes that up. Then when Chakaal gets captured and Groo goes to “rescue” her, he messes up her Master Plan B, predictable as the sun rising. Finally, when he gives up trying to rescue her, he accidentally blows up the island and reveals its location to the kings navy and they invade and set all the captives free. Chakaal still tells Groo “no” and this time he finally gets it.

Even though this was a double issue, it did not feel any longer than usual. It helped that there was a concurrent side story running about Rufferto (Groo’s mongrel dog) being super jealous of Chakaal. Rufferto isn’t much smarter than Groo and doesn’t realize that Chakaal just won’t have Groo, period. So he’s worried and jealous the whole comic and it is funny :-D


★★★✬☆



Wednesday, April 22, 2026

The Sum of Its Parts (Warhammer 40K: Astra Militarum) 3Stars

 

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Title: The Sum of Its Parts
Series: Warhammer 40K: Astra Militarum
Author: Rhuairidh James
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 33
Words: 8K
Publish: 2023



These little snippets of stories from the Warhammer 40K universe are working out for me perfectly. Just enough to keep my appetite whetted without actually filling me up. The perfect appetizer.

That’s what these are and I’m ok with that. Doesn’t make for great reviews but hey, not everything can make that cut, you know?

★★★☆☆


From the Publisher:

Follow the history of one of the Guard’s finest weapons.

THE STORY
Through a series of vignettes, we learn the history of the Leman Russ tank Sebastian's Lance over hundreds of years of Imperial warfare.



Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Way-farer (Kensho #1) 2.5Stars

 

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Title: Way-farer
Series: Kensho #1
Author: Dennis Schmidt
Rating: 2.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: SFF
Pages: 170
Words: 67K
Publish: 1978



This is one of those books I read as a teen, then a 20something, then a 30something now as a 40something. I loved this book, I loved it a lot. This time, not so much. This is a much younger man’s book and it is time for me to acknowledge that fact.

I desperately wanted to give this 5stars, like all my previous times but I’m honest enough with myself to know I can’t. This is a vanity project by the author about Zen Buddhism wrapped inside a science fiction story that is actually a swords and sorcery story.

Ahhhh, another youthful book that I’ve finally outgrown. That’s not a good or bad thing, it just is. While that makes a part of me sad, another part acknowledges that is just how it is, like aching joints and reduced energy levels. Well, if I managed to push off growing up for 48 years, I’d say that was a good run.

Ok cranky old man stage, here I come!!!

★★✬☆☆


From the Publisher

According to every reading it was a paradise planet—a warm and fecund world far more desirable than the teeming, polluted warrens of the planet-city that Earth had become. Yet when the last of the one-way transports had landed its cargo of Pilgrims, the men of Earth were to learn of a danger that no machine could detect, and against which no machine could defend them—the Mushin, mental entities that stimulate and amplify the dark streak of violence that lies near the core of every human being.Seven generations would pass before a descendant of the scattered remnant of the original colonists would be ready to face the power of the Mushin. But first he would have to learn to wield the weapon that is no weapon—and that only where there is no Will, is there a Way…His name is Jerome. This is his story. He is the WAY-FARER.



Monday, April 20, 2026

Lightning Bolt - MTG 4E

 

While Sol Ring might be the face card of Magic the Gathering to me, to the community at large, Lightning Bolt IS the card that embodies every aspect of Magic the Gathering in one distinct picture. Part of that is the card itself. Doing three damage for one red pip is about the best you can hope for. But the image as well just sits in your mind. Everyone has seen lightning at one point or another in their lifetime and they can relate to this image in some way. Some of us love lightning, some of us hate lightning, but none of us simply shrug lightning aside. That is why I think this became the face card of Magic for the general community.

If you disagree with me, well, I play Lightning Bolt and kill your argument, which is only a 2/2 creature, ha! ;-)


Sunday, April 19, 2026

14 of My Favorites in Suspense 2.5Stars

 

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Title: 14 of My Favorites in Suspense
Series: ----------
Editor: Alfred Hitchcock
Rating: 2.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Crime Fiction
Pages: 181
Words: 71K
Publish: 1959


I’ve noted this on multiple other Alfred Hitchcock Presents collections, but sometimes they just rub me the wrong way. It’s like the writers are almost gleeful in how they are writing about about madness and murder and mayhem. I do not like that. The problem is that I can’t tell if it is actually the authors or just because of a mood that I’m in and not truly aware of.

I didn’t dislike this collection but I was glad to see the end of it. In the table of contents there are little blurbs for each story with spoilers galore. I’m not particularly worried as I doubt a single one of you will read this book, but just in case, do be aware. The other thing that might happen is that I win a big lottery, become super rich and famous and so some lowlife sues me because I spoiled this book for him. So I’m heading that problem off at the pass! (besides the obvious one, you know, of not buying a lottery ticket in the first place) (except on blogger, so total spoilers here)

★★✬☆☆


Blurb & Table of Contents & Synopses:

Sardonic Shockers

Selected by

Alfred Hitchcock. . .

The not so gentle man who knows all the angles (especially the sharp ones) and all the ropes (the hanging kind). From his deep-freeze of ingenious chillers incredible only to the unimaginative and horrifyingly real to the shrewd and daring—the following fourteen tales of intrigue were cunningly chosen to startle as well as satisfy, while above all holding you in the clammy grasp of. . .

SUSPENSE


 "The Birds" by Daphne du Maurier, the source material for the film Hitchcock would do sometime later.

"Man with a Problem" by Donald Honig is a story about a man about to jump off a building and the beat cop trying to talk him down. The twist is that the cop was having an affair with the jumper’s wife and jumper takes them both over the edge at the end.

"They Bite" by Anthony Boucher is a straight up horror story, in which a foreign agent spying on an American desert installation learns of the ancient, bloodthirsty evil dwelling in the old abandoned adobes and dies.

In "The Enemy" by Charlotte Armstrong, a young man tries to help some kids find out who killed their dog and stumbles across a bold murder attempt.

H.G. Wells' "The Inexperience Ghost" starst with some well-bred gentlemen in their exclusive club telling tales to each other.

In "Sentence of Death" by Thomas Walsh, a cop tries to nab a killer with the help of the only reliable witness, and begins developing feelings for her.

"Spring Fever" by Dorthothy Salisbury Davis: a lonely housewife is tempted, then repelled, by a lecherous neighbor pursuing her, ending with violence.

Matthew Gant's "The Crate at Outpost One" has two soldiers guarding an important box with a secret weapon they have to withhold from the enemy. Turns out to be books.

Guy Cullingford's "My Unfair Lady" is about a man worried that he'll be accused of murdering the woman he found dead in the woods. He tries to find the little girl who initially witnessed the crime, only to discover the little girl has an agenda of her own, blackmailing the handsome murderer for free icecream and candy.

In Carter Dickson's "New Murders for Old", a man trying to recover from a nervous breakdown has either been targeted for murder or is losing his mind.

"Terrified" by C.B. Gifford has a man dying slowly after being run off the road, tormented by the young couple who did it. He dies but the cop easily figures it out at the end.

Joan Vatsik's "The Duel" a disturbed woman becomes convinced that a lothario ghost is in love with her, leading to tragic consequences for her husband who dies while she goes insane.

"Four O'Clock" by Price Day is about a man with the power to show the evil in men’s hearts. He decides to make everyone who is evil half the size of a regular man, at 4pm. With himself getting shrunk too as the twist.

Paul Eiden's "Too Many Coincidences" ends the collection. An insurance man ignores his gut feelings about potential danger to his wife because it goes against “the science of math” and she dies. Serves him right for being such a jackass.




Friday, April 17, 2026

[Art] Seasonal Trees

 

Pooja, over at Life's Fine Whine, recently did an Art Therapy post. One of the pictures was this picture of seasonal trees. I'm a huge sucker for Seasonal Anythings, (hence my Maidens of the Year series) so I immediately asked her if I could get a scanned copy for my blog. She was gracious enough to send over a nice version and here we are :-) After the winter we have had, I am SO happy to see pictures of bare ground.

So thank you Pooja. I'm always happy to get new pieces of art for the blog! And the rest of you, have a great day too.


Thursday, April 16, 2026

Debt of Deceit (Empire Rising #17) 3Stars

 

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Title: Debt of Deceit
Series: Empire Rising #17
Author: David Holmes
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 478
Words: 183K
Publish: 2023



The Void War – 440 pages August 2015

A King’s Ship – 490 pages August 2016

Return to Haven – 495 pages December 2016

The Price of Liberty – 566 pages May 2017

Firestorm – 456 pages April 2018

Siege of Earth – 720 pages June 2019

Mutineer – 530 pages November 2019

Empire’s Doom – 544 pages April 2020

Empire’s Birth – 487 pages August 2020

Imperial Command – 487 pages December 2020

Counterstrike – 525 pages April 2021

Last Stand – 522 pages September 2021

Empire’s Gambit – 746 January 2022

Burden of Command – 557 pages May 2022

Into the Breach – 579 pages September 2022

Shadow Strike – 693 pages February 2023

Debt of Deceit – 718 pages June 2023

Call of Honor – 626 pages October 2023

Battle of the Wilds – 726 pages March 2024

Empire’s End – 609 August 2024

Inheritance of War – 560 pages January 2025

Empire Divided – 696 pages May 2025


*new series

The Voyage Home – 572 pages November 2017

Voyage into Darkness – 531 pages November 2018


That is 24 books in 10 years. That is just under 14,000 pages in 10 years. To put that in perspective, Steven Erikson’s Malazan Book of the Fallen was 10 books long, was approximately 11,000 pages long and took 12 years to complete. The complexity and pure pigheadedness shown by the obvious obfuscation of characters and events in Malazan could only have been done by a human. I am still not convinced that DJ Holmes wrote this Empire Rising series on his own, without the help of AI to do all the heavy pushing.

Whether AI was utilized to write this series or not doesn’t affect my decision to finish it. However, it does influence whether I will continue to read anything else by Holmes (that’ll be a big ol’ “NO” in case you were wondering).

This is not bad writing, but neither has it changed in the 10 years that “DJ Holmes” has been writing it. The characters are exactly the same, just with different damaged parts and being “older”, mainly shown by phsyical things. There is no character growth, which means Holmes hasn’t improved as an author either. This will be the first book I’m giving the tag “AI Written”. I am concerned it will not be the last :-(

★★★☆☆



Chakaal, Again! (Groo the Wanderer #50) 3.5Stars

  This review is written with a GPL 4.0 license and the rights contained therein shall supersede all TOS by any and all websites in regards...