Sunday, November 01, 2026

Announcement: Barbara Cartland Buddy Read 2026

Well, after last year’s debacle where I dnf’d the Barby book and left everyone on the hook, I debated whether I wanted to do another for 2026. Thankfully, I manned up and told myself “Imperator, you ARE going to do another Barbara Cartland Buddy Read and you ARE going to read the entire book and you WILL enjoy it”. Two out of three isn’t bad, right?

This year’s selection is “A Ghost in Monte Carlo”. It is slightly longer than previous years selections. It is a bit over 200 pages long and has 15 chapters.

Now, before anyone gets worried that I’ll dnf the book (again!), I can assure you that I won’t, by the simple expedience of stating that I’ve already read it by the time this post has gone up. I’ll obviously re-read it for the weekly chapter updates in December. Speaking of that, here’s the schedule for things in December:

  • Chapters 1-3 – Tuesday, December 1st
  • Chapters 4-6 – Tuesday, December 8th
  • Chapters 7-9 – Tuesday, December 15th
  • Chapters 10-12 – Tuesday, December 22nd
  • Chapters 12-15 – Tuesday, December 29th
  • Review of “A Ghost in Monte Carlo” – Sunday, January 3rd, 2027

Scheduling stuff so far in advance might seem a bit much, but this gives everyone plenty of time to think about it, decide if they want to participate, read the book, write their thoughts on the chapters and then write their review, all before December even hits, if they so desire. December can be a busy month and if you have posts already scheduled, that will help with the blogging burden.

In any post you choose to mention this buddyread, please do include the tag “Barbara Cartland Buddy Read”, as it will help others find your posts.

Any questions? Ask away in the comments! Au Revoir….

ps,
this has been crossposted at BookstoogeandBarbaraCartland.wordpress.com, as will all my updates and reviews for Barbie. I will be creating a Master Post for “A Ghost in Monte Carlo” and if you should choose to do any linking, that will be the post to link to:
A Ghost in Monte Carlo Master Post

pps,
If anyone would like to participate and reads ebooks, I will be buying some additional copies to distribute to those in need. Feel free to email me at myname at proton male dotcom.

ppps,
I think you are going to enjoy this book, I really do, and if you happen to enjoy the camaraderie of a buddy read, so much the better ;-)

Saturday, October 31, 2026

October ’26 Circum et Pervagatus

 

Raw Data:

Novels/Novellas - 16 ↑

Short Stories - 1 ↓

Manga/Graphic Novels - 0 -

Comics - 1 -

Average Rating - 3.28 ↓

Pages - 2735 ↓

Words - 896K ↑

The Bad:

Jane Austen: A Life - 2star dnf@16%

Sir William Mountague - 2star short story

The Good:

Brian Barr's King in Yellow - 4stars of disturbing KiY stories

On the Banks of Plum Creek - 4stars of good middle grade story telling

Miscellaneous Posts:

Personal:

The month started out very well with the Pumpkinius Festivalus. That really helped set the tone for the whole month. I needed it though.

Slowboy 2.0 tortured us all with his continued presence until about the middle of the month. It was getting to the point where the guy he was working with told the office manager he'd look for work elsewhere if they kept him with Slowboy2. But now he's gone so we don't have to worry about him. Now we can just tell stories and let the healing begin.

We got our Subaru undercoated. We do that each year to help prevent rust, as that's a huge issue here in New England. I had a couple of rain days, but a single day off didn't make me feel any less tired. It was nice not to work those days, but it wasn't restorative like I had hoped it might be.

I can't nail it all down, but the month just "felt" busy the entire time. I was either tired or we were doing things. Blogging 6 days a week definitely contributed to that feeling.

Cover Love:

Mrs Pollifax Unveiled was the final book in the series and I love this style of cover. It was hard to choose though, as there were several covers that I thought might deserve this spot. But being the last book, that helped push Mrs Pollifax over the finish line!

Plans for Next Month:

First up, there will be a reblog announcement for the Barbara Cartland buddy read tomorrow. All the details will be in the post.

Second, after posting 6 days a week in October, I've decided to scale back and do the whole 5 days a week instead. Wednesday and Saturdays will remain open and I'll not post then. It was too much in October and I know what I need to do now.

Third, I will have my annual Thanksgiving post, I'm planning on reviewing the latest Minions Movie (Minions & Monsters) and I'm going to be participating in Shelf Control the first Friday of each month until year's end. It will be business as usual, just extra busy.

Friday, October 30, 2026

RIP: Guac Croc

 

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to honor the memory of one of the Great Unknowns. If you don't know who Guac Croc was, we will gladly enlighten you so you can mourn properly with the rest of us.

Guac Croc was born on Rocket Cat's blog and his was a birth of trial and trouble. Born from the chaos of the death of a Pastor Pat clone who was searching for the clone ship, Guac had humble beginnings. A true native Guacamolian, Guac haunted the bowls of dip across America, until one day a very stupid man stuck his fingers into the dip. Eating those fingers allowed Guac to grow on many levels. It allowed him to realize that it was his DESTINY to find the Mythic RPG (rocket propelled grenade) and carry on Pastor Pat's mission to destroy the clone ship.

Sadly, it was not an easy journey. Cursed with the superpower of Empathy, Guac would cry at the drop of a hat. Even when he ate an entire wedding cake at a ghost wedding, to help him grow bigger, he was bawling the entire time. When he ate Ethan Hawke (the washed up actor nobody cares about), he was crying like a baby. Every time he ate, Guac grew bigger and smarter. His coup d'etat was eating 3 or 4 drunken highschoolers in one evening.



But as with most success stories, the success itself bred the seeds of the hero's own destruction. Guac thought he was invincible. He was 7ft tall now, could do advanced calculus with just pen and paper and he could eat a whole bag of chips and guac in just 10minutes. Guac knew he needed the power of flight to reach the clone ship, so his next step was to eat a superhero who nobody would miss. He settled on Polaris. If you don't know who Polaris is, don't worry, nobody else does either.

Unfortunately for Guac, Polaris was part of the Grrrrl Power franchise sisterhood. Facing down over 20 superpowered women, Guac knew he was in for the literal fight of his life. During his previous adventures Guac had acquired the Legendary RPG (the step-cousin to the Mythic RPG) and he had 6 missiles for it. Even taking out 2 superheroines per rpg, Guac was doomed. He fought bravely to the end, but couldn't overcome the odds stacked against him. But the memory of Guac lives on today as the remaining Super Heroines turned him into 5 crocodile skin purses.

So raise a chip and dip it into the guacamole in memory of Ol' Guac Croc. The world is a sadder place without him.


Thursday, October 29, 2026

The Marylebone Drop (Slough House #5.5) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: The Marylebone Drop
Series: Slough House #5.5
Author: Mick Herron
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Thriller
Pages: 52
Words: 19K
Publish: 2018



This was another Slow Horses adjacent novella about the same set of characters from the other novella, The List. In fact, if you hadn’t read The List, you’d be lost because the events chronicled there play a direct part of this story. The main character is a screwup who is definitely headed to Slough House at some point and so you know this isn’t going to be a story of blazing success and derring-do.

Grimey, that’s the word that I’m deciding on when it comes to Herron’s body of work. Doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy them, but I don’t come out of them feeling good about myself or anything. I think there’s a danger in indulging in that kind of thinking very often, which is why I’m not racing through these books hell for leather. I am going at a slow, deliberate pace which allows me to enjoy the story, confront the grime and hopeless feeling Herron indulges in and call it out for the lazy lie it is.

And I think that’s enough for this. Man, writing more reviews this month has really seen my words per review just plummet.

★★★✬☆


From the Internet


Plot Summary

  • The Incident: Retired Cold War asset Solomon Dortmund witnesses a suspected dead drop (or coffee shop brush pass) in Marylebone and reports it to his destitute, low-level MI5 handler, John Bachelor.

  • The Fallout: The report triggers internal maneuvering by Diana Taverner and pulls in innocent analyst Alec Wicinski. Meanwhile, MI5 operative Hannah Weiss operates secretly as a triple agent for Germany's BND to pass along Brexit intelligence.

  • Resolution: BND operative Martin Kreutzmer frames Wicinski for child pornography and accidentally causes Solomon's death, while Bachelor ends up squatting in Solomon's flat and Hannah transfers to the Brexit office.

Key Characters

  • John Bachelor: An impoverished MI5 handler tasked with keeping tabs on retired assets.

  • Solomon Dortmund: A retired Cold War spy whose sharp eyes spot the initial drop.

  • Hannah Weiss: An MI5 officer secretly working as a German triple agent.

  • Alec Wicinski: An MI5 analyst who gets wrongfully dragged into the fallout.

  • Diana Taverner: Senior MI5 management manipulating bureaucratic committees



Wednesday, October 28, 2026

Rogues in the House (Conan Chronicles #7) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: Rogues in the House
Series: Conan Chronicles #7
Author: Robert Howard
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 48
Words: 10K
Publish: 1933


“Even the Wind tastes sweet when one is in love” is not the sentiment expressed in this novella. Conan dangles a prostitute off of a high tower and throws her into a pile of muck down in the street. In his defense, she’d sold him out to the authorities and his head had been on the chopping block before he escaped.

The rest of the story is Conan and the noble who hired him fighting against a priest and his half-human servitor, who is more apebeast than man. This was more “sword” than “sorcery” but that’s how a lot of Conan stories were told. New adventures in strange lands, no magic needed. But my preference is for stories that do have some magic in them.

★★★✬☆


From Grokipedia.com

Characters

The primary protagonist is Conan the Cimmerian, a barbarian warrior hailing from the grim northern hills of Cimmeria in the fictional Hyborian Age. He is depicted as a towering, powerfully built figure whose thick-muscled limbs combine the raw strength of a grizzly bear with the lithe quickness of a panther, crowned by a tangled black mane and lit by fierce blue eyes that blaze with unquenchable savagery. Conan adheres to a strict personal code of honor that compels him to fulfill obligations, even as he survives in civilized lands as a mercenary and thief. Murilo is a young aristocrat of the city, characterized by scented black curls and foppish apparel, though he is no weakling and pursues sophisticated intrigue by bribing officials and selling state secrets to rival powers. Nabonidus, known as the Red Priest, is the true power behind the throne, a master manipulator who controls the king, chancellor, and populace through razor-keen intellect and ruthless ambition. Often clad in scarlet robes and hood, he resides in a mansion rigged with elaborate mechanical death-traps and possesses expertise in poisons, including the deadly gray lotus dust. Thak is a grotesque, semi-human creature, transitional between ape and man, captured as a cub from the high eastern mountains of Zamora. His thick, stooped body is covered in furlike black hair, with unnaturally wide shoulders, a flat nose featuring great flaring nostrils, loose lips revealing huge yellow fangs, and small, pig-like eyes that glare redly. He formerly served as Nabonidus' bodyguard and servant, demonstrating unusual quickness in learning human behaviors. Supporting figures include Athicus, a bribable guard stationed in the dungeon; Joka, Nabonidus' tall, silent, and saturnine servant; Petreus, a young nobleman heading a group of conspirators; and an unnamed yellow-haired woman from the city's slums.

Synopsis

"Rogues in the House" opens with Murilo, a young aristocrat in an unnamed city-state, receiving a severed human ear in a gold box from Nabonidus, the Red Priest who holds true power in the city. Recognizing the ear as belonging to a bribed court secretary, Murilo understands that Nabonidus has uncovered his treasonous plotting and intends to destroy him. Rather than flee, Murilo resolves to assassinate the priest and recruits Conan, a Cimmerian barbarian imprisoned for killing a treacherous priest.Murilo visits Conan in the dungeon, frees him from his chains, and strikes a bargain: Conan will kill Nabonidus that night in exchange for gold and a horse for escape. The plan falters when the bribed guard is arrested, replaced by an incorruptible jailer who discovers Conan's freedom. Conan kills the jailer with a sharpened beef bone, takes his keys and dagger, and escapes the prison. Believing Conan still confined, Murilo decides to infiltrate Nabonidus's mansion alone.At midnight, Murilo climbs the garden wall and finds the guard dog and Nabonidus's servant Joka both dead with broken necks. Inside the house, he sees a figure in Nabonidus's scarlet robes and approaches to stab it, only to discover it is Thak, a monstrous ape-like creature with a fanged face and red eyes, who has donned the priest's garments. Overcome by horror, Murilo faints. Meanwhile, Conan enters the mansion through the sewers, settling a prior score along the way, but becomes trapped in the pits beneath the house when an iron grille falls behind him.Murilo awakens in the pits and encounters Conan; soon after, they find the unconscious Nabonidus. Upon reviving, Nabonidus explains that Thak, an almost-human beast he raised as a servant, rebelled the previous night, attacked him, killed the dog and Joka, stripped him, and assumed his robes. Using mirrors and tubes, Nabonidus shows the trio the chamber above, where Thak guards the exit stairs. Nabonidus reveals Thak has mastered the mansion's deadly traps, including one that releases gray lotus dust to induce murderous madness.A group of conspirators enters the chamber intending to kill "Nabonidus," but Thak reveals his bestial form, triggers the trap, and seals the room with glass panels while releasing the dust. The men go mad and slaughter one another as Thak watches delightedly from outside. After the dust clears, Thak departs briefly, allowing Nabonidus, Murilo, and Conan to ascend to the house. Thak returns and hunts them; Nabonidus positions Conan to ambush the creature while Murilo lures it.Thak charges Murilo, passing the curtain where Conan leaps onto its back and stabs repeatedly with his poniard. In the fierce struggle, Murilo strikes Thak's head with a heavy chair, stunning it long enough for Conan to drive the blade into the beast's heart, killing it. Nabonidus retrieves his keys from Thak's body and leads the others to a chamber where he pours wine. As Murilo tends Conan's wounds, Nabonidus attempts to activate another trap to kill them both and dispose of their bodies, but Conan hurls a stool that strikes and kills the priest instantly.At dawn, Murilo and Conan leave the mansion through the garden. Murilo decides to remain in the city now free of Nabonidus's threat, while Conan, still wanted for his crimes, takes the waiting horse and departs the kingdom


Tuesday, October 27, 2026

Jane Austen: Sir William Mountague 2Stars

 

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Title: Jane Austen: Sir William Mountague
Series: ----------
Author: Jane Austen
Rating: 2 of 5 Stars
Genre: Satire
Pages: 2
Words: 600
Publish: 1787


Not a big fan, even satirically of people getting married and then planning on breaking those vows. I think my rating is definitely about the subject matter than anything in particular about Austen’s writing itself.

★★☆☆☆


Synopsis

William Mountague falls in love with a variety of women and gets married to one of them. Only to start the falling in love cycle all over again.



Monday, October 26, 2026

Mons's Goblin Raiders - MTG 4E

 

Most goblin cards are funny or amusing and make light of the goblins as a race. Cards like this try to show that they are a real threat in Dominaria (the land where Magic takes place) and shouldn't be taken lightly. A finely tuned goblin deck will over run its opponents with a ton of cheap goblins and you'll be dead before you know what is going on. Bits of story lore like on this card help shape Magic into a cohesive whole instead of just being random cards. While that isn't important to competitive players, for casual players who want a story as much as a game, it is extremely important. 


Announcement: Barbara Cartland Buddy Read 2026

Well, after last year’s debacle where I dnf’d the Barby book and left everyone on the hook, I debated whether I wanted to do another for 202...