Friday, September 11, 2026

Imperatoris Chronicorum VII

 


This was a peculiar week. But not even regularly peculiar, but in fits and jerks.

Sunday was pretty typical. Church, chores and blogging. I drank a couple of Starbucks Mocha Frappucinos and all that sugar allowed me to stay awake all the way until 10:30pm.


Monday was Labor Day, so I had the day off. Mrs B works retail so she didn't have the day off. It was bright and sunny and I spent the entire day inside, on the couch, watching Gilmore Girls and blogging massive amounts (10+ posts). I'd say it was good relaxation for my body, but with another two bottles of Mocha Frappucinos, well, that's a lot of "healthy" sugar and caffeine.

Work. Well, work. My co-worker's wife is expecting their first kid and he's thinking about nothing but that. He's taking his car to job sites, which means I have to drive the work van. Oh, I hate that pig of a van. And when I wasn't working with my usual co-worker, I was working with Slow Boy 2.0. He drives the van, but my goodness, jobs take twice as long when he's involved. Scuttlebutt is that he's not long with the company. Given his slow track record, I'm not surprised. It just made the week a bit miserable, having to work with him :-/


And then today. It is the 25th Anniversary of 9/11. My co-worker was 4 years old when it happened and now he and his wife are having a kid. I think this might be the last year I do a remembrance post. I remember as a kid seeing "Pearl Harbor Day" on the calendar and wondering why that was on the calendar. What did Pearl Harbor have to do with the world I was living in then? And while I hate to say it, that unborn kid is going to grow up and 9/11 is going to be as historical to him as Pearl Harbor was to me. While I will continue to remember 9/11, I'm choosing to let it fully slide into history. I've arrived at this point over the years and that is reflected in the various remembrance posts where I've thought and remembered and pondered. It doesn't hurt anymore to remember that day. It is time to let the past be the past. I'm ready to accept that now.


On a much more positive note, this month Mrs B and I celebrate 18 years of marriage. We're celebrating tonight so I won't be home when this goes live. I'll be responding to comments tomorrow. We're doing our usual Cheesecake Factory run and there is a very good chance that when this post goes live that I'll be in the middle of eating some cheeseburger spring rolls while I wait for my shepherds pie with extra mashed potatoes to be cooked.


I shower you all with blessings of beneficence and cheer. See you tomorrow!


Thursday, September 10, 2026

Atlantic Scramble (Phoenix Force #3) 3Stars

 

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Title: Atlantic Scramble
Series: Phoenix Force #3
Author: Gar Wilson
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Action/Adventure
Pages: 185
Words: 41K
Publish: 1982



Camel humping terrorists (and I’m pretty sure they are referred to in that kind of language) steal a prototype machine gun that is super powerful and could change the balance of power in the middle east. What’s worse, they stole it from under the noses of the CIA and the Army. That can’t stand and so Hal Brognola (the liaison between the US Government and the special strike teams created by Mack Bolan) sends in Phoenix Force to recover the precious cargo.

One of the kickers is that the terrorists have a superserum that turns anyone who ingests it into a total suggestion zombie, but with all their skills still intact. And this is what bothered me. Nobody, and I mean nobody, on the side of the angels, even thinks about getting this drug. It is a plot device for this instance and that is it. Just think, if we could take enemy combatants, drug them with this, they’d then give us everything they knew without a fight, without torture, without any chance of misinformation. And we just ignore it because of laser guided machine guns, sigh.

I did notice a particular weakness of such ghost written franchises, that is, character erraticness. There are five guys in Phoenix Force and each ghost writer writes them a little bit differently. Sometimes that doesn’t matter, but here, it takes two of them and turns them into blood thirsty Rambo-clones instead of the intelligent men we’ve seen in the previous books. I doubt teenage me would have noticed something like this, but middle aged me definitely does. It is not an insurmountable weakness or one that will cause me to dnf the book, but it is a big ding against the series as a whole. It’s the kind of thing that builds and builds until I eventually blow my stack and dnf the series because of it.

Finally, All Hail Hypnotoad!


★★★☆☆


From the Publisher

Phoenix Force was scrambled from the far corners of the world when intelligence learned about Red Anvil.This Libyan terrorist organization had left a trail of blood across the United States, confounding all security systems in a savage, sometimes suicidal, pursuit of a deadly goal - possession of the Dessler Laser Submachine superweapon.The five warriors of Mack Bolan's mercenary force tracked their thieving quarry to the high seas of the Atlantic, where the battle zone descended upon the subchaser U.S.S. Beaumont and continued, bloodily, beneath the waves.The deep-sea shoot-out is the most explosive climax yet for the fabulous, world-encircling Phoenix Force. Here is raw power and magnificent courage in the gut-chilling tradition of the Executioner.

And there is nothing that dictator Xi Jinping the goat humper can do about it.


Tuesday, September 08, 2026

Farmer Boy (Little House #3) 4Stars

 

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Title: Farmer Boy
Series: Little House #3
Author: Laura Ingalls Wilder
Rating: 4 of 5 Stars
Genre: MG Historical Fiction
Pages: 143
Words: 52K
Publish: 1933



I enjoyed this as much as the previous entries. My vague earlier memories were that this all took place out in the west, on the frontier, just like the previous Little House stories, so imagine my surprise when I found out this took place in New York, deep in Yankee Country. I also hadn’t remembered that the main character (Almanzo) was the son of a very successful farmer, so there was no hardship beyond what was inherent to farming in the 1800’s.

Almost every story involved food in one way or another. By the book’s end I wanted to go eat and eat and eat! It wasn’t really surprising though. Almanzo is 9 turning into 10 during this book and he works hard, so he needed that food. Since his family was successful, they had plenty of food and didn’t stint.

There was one funny incident where Almanzo’s father refuses to use some piece of new farm equipment (maybe a corn husker or wheat berry stripper or something) because he claims it will make people lazy and it will waste some of the corn/wheat. Then the next paragraph is the father using some other form of new farm equipment that makes their lives much easier. I’m sure that was included deliberately to make his father more human. It made me laugh though, because I think the exact same thing about some stuff today and act exactly like the father. So I’m definitely living in a glass house as it were.

The cover I’m using here isn’t the one I grew up with or that fits with the previous books, but it really shows how much horses were a part of Almanzo’s life. He wanted to raise and train horses and in this book, he wasn’t old enough and was strictly forbidden from it. So it is a big focus for him and all he wants is to become a farmer so he can train horses. We’ll be meeting Almanzo again in later books, so we’ll see how he turns out then :-)

★★★★☆


From Grokipedia

Farmer Boy chronicles the daily life of nine-year-old Almanzo Wilder on his family's prosperous farm in upstate New York during the winter of 1866 through the following year. The narrative centers on Almanzo's experiences with farm chores, family responsibilities, and personal milestones, portrayed through a series of seasonal activities that highlight the rhythm of rural existence.[15]The story opens in winter with Almanzo attending school for the first time alongside his older siblings—thirteen-year-old Royal, twelve-year-old Eliza Jane, and ten-year-old Alice—trudging through deep snow to a one-room schoolhouse. There, a confrontation arises when older boys attempt to bully the new teacher, Mr. Corse, but he subdues them with a blacksnake whip, establishing order. At home, the family engages in essential winter tasks, such as cutting blocks of ice from a nearby pond with hired workers French Joe and Lazy John, hauling them to the icehouse for summer use. Almanzo assists Father and Royal, narrowly escaping a fall into the icy water, and learns the value of caution from Father's stern but fair discipline. Evening routines include carding wool by the fireside, where Mother supervises the children, and maple sugaring, during which the family boils sap into syrup over an outdoor fire, sharing the labor and the sweet rewards.[16][17]On his ninth birthday in February, Almanzo receives a special gift from Father: a yoke for two young calves named Star and Bright, marking his growing trustworthiness. He spends the spring training them to pull a bobsled and later a wagon, demonstrating patience and skill as they mature into reliable draft animals. Family dynamics shine through Mother's meticulous cooking—preparing vast meals from farm produce—and Father's emphasis on hard work and honesty. Siblings contribute uniquely: Royal handles heavier tasks with a mischievous streak, Eliza Jane focuses on studies and household duties, and Alice helps care for the younger children while tending the baby. Spring brings planting season, with the family harrowing fields, sowing corn, potatoes, and other crops, and tending to calving; when one cow's calf weakens, Almanzo helps revive it, fostering his bond with the animals. Occasional visitors, like neighbors or the peddler, add variety, but the core revolves around collective farm maintenance.[15][17]Summer intensifies with haying and harvesting, where Almanzo drives the team of oxen to mow fields under the hot sun, enduring long days but reveling in the farm's bounty. The Fourth of July celebration in town offers a rare break, with parades, fireworks, and family outings. As fall arrives, the narrative shifts to the county fair, where Almanzo exhibits a massive pumpkin he cultivated, winning a blue ribbon and a silver dollar, while his sisters display needlework and preserves. He also returns a lost pocketbook containing $1,500 to its owner, earning a $200 reward and Father's commendation for integrity. School resumes with disruptions when a harsh new teacher arrives, leading to tensions, but Almanzo prioritizes farm duties like potato digging and apple picking. In a pivotal moment, with parents away, Royal's poor management of the household—allowing pigs inside and wasting food—contrasts with Almanzo's steadier approach, teaching lessons in responsibility.[18][19][20]The year culminates in late fall with logging operations to harvest timber for a new barn, where Father teaches Almanzo advanced ox-driving techniques. Thanksgiving brings a grand family feast, reuniting extended relatives and reflecting on the harvest's success. Turning ten, Almanzo faces a choice from Father: an apprenticeship as a wagon-maker or continuing on the farm. Opting for farming, he earns the colt Starlight as his own horse, symbolizing his readiness for greater independence and foreshadowing his future as a farmer. The story closes on this note of achievement, encapsulating a full cycle of growth amid unyielding farm labor.


Monday, September 07, 2026

Merfolk of the Pearl Trident - MTG 4E

 

This was the only other Merfolk card in 4th Edition. The other was "Lord of Atlantis", which has been showcased already. I built a Merfolk deck, which meant that to get the prerequisite 60 cards, I had to go exploring other Magic the Gathering releases to find Merfolk card. I just looked at the official Magic the Gathering database and in 2026 there are only about 40 Merfolk cards. So you can imagine just how many there were in '95 :-D

But that kind of exploration, that was half the fun of Magic back then. There was no big internet database, so you had to comb through price guide magazines like Scrye OR go to your local game store and literally pick through their boxes of hundreds of unsorted cards. Which is great fun when you are a teenager and everything is new. Now, 30 years later, that kind of thing isn't fun for me. Scrye is now out of business, I don't really play Magic anymore and Doctor Who got his own set of Magic the Gathering cards.

Hmmmm. See, this is the problem with maundering thoughts. You never know where you are going to end up.

Sunday, September 06, 2026

Death of a Dude (Nero Wolfe #44) 4Stars

 

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Title: Death of a Dude
Series: Nero Wolfe #44
Author: Rex Stout
Rating: 4 of 5 Stars
Genre: Mystery
Pages: 151
Words: 59K
Publish: 1969


This was nearly the biggest adventure mystery yet! Wolfe ends up going out west (to Montana) to take over an investigation that threatens to keep Archie occupied for several weeks or even months. Wolfe is highly motivated to wrap things up and he calls in favors to get himself on the case and whammo, things start really moving along.

These are still good stories but the background stuff just isn’t for me. I’ve mentioned this before, but once things moved past the 50’s, I stopped enjoying the background. I hadn’t realized how much enjoyment I was getting from that until it has stopped. It’s not that the background is suddenly bad, it’s just not interesting to me any more. I only have a couple more books until the series wraps up, so I can hang in. At least I hope so!

★★★★☆


From Grokipedia

The novel opens with Archie Goodwin vacationing at Lily Rowan's Bar JR Ranch in Lame Horse, Montana, where he becomes embroiled in a murder investigation after Philip Brodell, a wealthy visitor from St. Louis staying at a neighboring ranch, is found shot twice in the back while picking huckleberries.[6][7] The local authorities quickly arrest Harvey Greve, the ranch manager, on suspicion of the crime due to a clear motive—Brodell had seduced and impregnated Greve's eighteen-year-old daughter Alma the previous year, prompting Greve to threaten revenge—but Archie remains convinced of Greve's innocence, noting that Greve is an expert marksman who would not shoot an unarmed man in the back and that the shooting appears amateurish.[6] Sheriff Morley Haight, who harbors a personal grudge against Greve, conducts a superficial investigation and focuses almost exclusively on him, dismissing other possibilities and displaying hostility toward outsiders like Archie who question the case.[6]Unable to make headway with the distrustful locals and unwilling to abandon Greve, Archie writes to Nero Wolfe that he will remain in Montana indefinitely to clear the accused man, prompting Wolfe—irritated by the disruption to his routine—to use political connections for initial research before taking the rare step of traveling to Montana himself.[2] Wolfe arrives and stays at Lily Rowan's ranch alongside other guests, including actress Diana Kadany and author Wade Worthy, who is researching a biography of Lily's father.[6] With the help of county attorney Thomas Jessup, who is skeptical of Haight's work and rivals him politically, Wolfe secures official status as a public investigator for himself and Archie, granting them greater access to witnesses and forcing the locals to cooperate.[6]The investigation reveals tensions at Brodell's ranch and points to cowhand Sam Peacock as someone withholding key information, but efforts to question him are thwarted by Sheriff Haight at a local dance.[6] Soon after, Peacock's body is discovered hidden in Wolfe and Archie's car, bludgeoned to death with a rock to the head, leading Haight to briefly jail Archie while placing Wolfe under house arrest.[7] Wolfe then dispatches operative Saul Panzer to St. Louis to probe Brodell's background and potential connections to the ranch's out-of-town guests.[6]Panzer's research uncovers that Wade Worthy is actually Carl Yaeger, a fugitive wanted for strangling a young woman in St. Louis with a belt; Brodell had recognized Yaeger during his stay and threatened to expose him, providing Yaeger with a motive to shoot Brodell in order to silence the threat.[7] Yaeger then killed Peacock after learning that Brodell had confided the secret to him, eliminating the additional witness.[7] Wolfe reveals this identification to the household guests and subtly suggests that Lily Rowan and Diana Kadany go fishing, prompting Yaeger to panic and flee the ranch.[6]As planned by Wolfe in coordination with Jessup and state police, Yaeger is apprehended by highway patrol away from the ranch to avoid embarrassing Lily Rowan with an on-site arrest and to publicly humiliate Sheriff Haight for his biased and incompetent handling of the case.[6] Harvey Greve is exonerated and released, and Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin return to New York, with Wolfe briefly experiencing the discomforts of rural Montana during his stay.



Friday, September 04, 2026

[Art] Day & Night, Sun & Moon

 

Another drawing by Mrs B. These are the Mokonas from the two manga series, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles and xxxHolic. They are psychically linked and provide a connection between the universes in those manga. They are cute and funny and have some attitude. 


Thursday, September 03, 2026

The Golden Grotto (The Shadow #29) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: The Golden Grotto
Series: The Shadow #29
Authors: Maxwell Grant
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Crime Fiction
Pages: 145
Words: 44K
Publish: 1933



For whatever reason, I had a very good time reading this, despite the fact that Harry Vincent gets kidnapped, yet again.

There are three potential villains who Harry is investigating and one of them was so obvious that I knew it couldn’t be him, because all the clues (or clews) were pointing at him. So it came down to an artist or a psychologist. My bet was the artist because most of them are bleeding commies at heart but of course I was wrong. That is why I don’t gamble. No matter my reasoning, or second guessing myself, I usually pick the wrong “thing”. I was ok with that though, because this is a book and I don’t mind being wrong about the outcome of a story :-D

Now I am going to go down a rabbit trail a bit. The word “clew”. The Shadow novels use this variant spelling of the word “clue” since the beginning and use it consistently. I did a little bit of googling and “clew” was/is an old time spelling that fell out of use in the 1700 and 1800’s when some standardization was applied to the English language, ie, “clew” to “clue” or “blew” to “blue”. Therefore, the author’s use of it is deliberate and not just the way they wrote it in the 1930’s. Now, “why” he did that is something I can only speculate on. My first guess is that he was a grouchy old crank who wanted to educate the stupid kids of his day with some semi-classical english spellings so they wouldn’t grow up to read nothing but comic books and rot their brains. My second guess is that because “clew” was still an acceptable variant, he wanted to use it simply because he could. Nobody was going to tell him what words he could or could not use! My third, and final, gess (I’m ahead of the curve here by removing the “u”. Totally new-new-new-new wave here) is that he was just being a douche. Some people are like that, just because. I can identify though, because I still use “Dostoyevsky” and refuse all other spellings, no matter how prevalent they become.

★★★✬☆


From Bookstooge

A psychologist who is a Utopian, selects a group to start his experiments on. To further his aims, he steals two million in gold and kidnaps several influential people. The Shadow gets on the case, sends in Harry Vincent to an area where the gold was probably dropped off. Vincent gets kidnapped, The Shadow attacks the cruise ship where all the other people are and he eventually rescues Vincent and the kidnappee’s from a grotto. The psychologist tries to drown everyone but ends up just killing himself. The gold is returned and The Shadow lets Harry Vincent take all the glory for rescuing everyone.


Imperatoris Chronicorum VII

  This was a peculiar week. But not even regularly peculiar, but in fits and jerks. Sunday was pretty typical. Church, chores and b...