Tuesday, February 03, 2026

Jane Austen: Frederic and Elfrida 3Stars

 

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Title: Jane Austen: Frederic and Elfrida
Series: ----------
Author: Jane Austen
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Satire
Pages: 9
Words: 2K
Publish: 1787


Brona has graciously agreed to continue to host the #ReadingAusten into 2026 as some of us (ie, me) had more Austen to read. The link to her master post with all the various posts by Austen readers can be found at the end after my avatar. So thank you Brona, I appreciate your thoughtfulness.

For whatever reason, unlike some of the previous Juvenilia works where I felt that they never should have been released and was almost embarrassed to read them, Frederic & Elfrida was simply hilarious and a wonderful short story parody. I chortled my way through all 9 pages and laughed my head off at the end where Elfrida gets Frederic to finally marry her by having fainting spells.

It is little stories like this that keep me reading this Juvenilia stuff. I feel like I am a better man for reading the cast off writings of a 12 year old girl from almost 250 years ago. Ain’t life grand!? :-D

★★★☆☆


Synopsis

Elfrida and Frederic are cousins who were born on the same day, grew up together, and were very much alike.  It is not surprising that their parents determine they should be married.  Austen skips around to introduce Elfrida’s friend, Charlotte, who is visiting her aunt when she receives a letter from Elfrida requesting that she purchase Elfrida a bonnet.  Charlotte is a very amiable young woman, so of course, she obliges.

When Charlotte returns home and is welcomed back “with the greatest Joy” by Elfrida and Frederic, they take a walk and spy two girls, Jezalinda and Rebecca, the daughters of Mrs. Fitzroy, and a friendship develops.

After the meeting with the Fitzroys, the last few pages breeze by, with a relationship frowned upon then embraced (frowned upon because Mrs. Fitzroy thought the couple too young for matrimony at 36 and 63) and a melodramatic suicide following one character’s acceptance of two marriage proposals seemingly within a “short time” of one another, meaning more like hours or even minutes.  Meanwhile, a wedding date is never set for Elfrida and Frederic, and when time passes and Frederic seems almost lost to her, Elfrida secures her desired outcome through fainting fits.



Monday, February 02, 2026

Killer Bees - MTG 4E

 

I remember seeing this card and just loving it. Unfortunately, I was never able to make a deck with this card. That didn't really matter to me at the time though, as I was just as likely to put my cards in a binder and look at them as I was to actually use them :-D This is also one of the few "serious" cards by Phil Foglio, instead of his typically silly and nonsensical art, like "Gaseous Form". 


Sunday, February 01, 2026

January '26 Roundup & Ramblings

 

Raw Data:

Novels - 8 ↓

Short Stories - 0 ↓

Manga/Graphic Novels - 0 -

Comics - 0 -

Average Rating - 3.44 ↑

Pages - 3087 ↓

Words - 1133K ↓

January was a quiet blog month, as I only blogged the first week of January and then went into silent running mode. Here are all my posts from then:

I obviously didn't stop reading. Here is a quick grab bag of what else I read in January, but didn't review. Maybe some day they'll get reviews, but not this month.


Mrs Pollifax and the Whirling Dervish by Dorothy Gillman - 4Stars






The Boats of the "Glen Carrig" by William Hodgson - 3Stars






Graveyard of Demons by Larry Correia - 4Stars






A Right to Die by Rex Stout - 4Stars






The Blue Sword by Robin McKinley - 3.5Stars







The Stony Man Doctrine by Dick Stivers - 3Stars







Also, I gave in (for like the sixth or seventh time) and joined devilreads. I only rate the books I read, no reviews. Words get me in trouble in devilreads and I want to see if I can go a whole year there without having an encounter with some jackass, or the bleeding staff. I can be found at:
https://www.goodreads.com/botstooge
I make no promises about how long I'll be there this time though. My average is like 4 weeks ;-)

January was quite the month. Workwise, winter is here in full force. We had several snow storms. The latest one, which occurred last Sunday and Monday, dumped about 18inches (45cm) of the white stuff on us. That has made this past week especially tough as we acclimate to very different working conditions. It has also been extremely cold this past week. Friday Short Round and I were working at a house on the side of a mountain and the temps were at 0 and the windchills were -19 (-18C & -28C) all day. I just came home exhausted simply from being outdoors. February is going to be tough, as the temps are predicted to stay cold, which means the snow won't melt away.

I have to admit, I enjoyed my time off from blogging. I hadn't realized how much pressure I had put on my own shoulders until I stopped and threw all that weight onto the ground. I felt more free to comment or not on other peoples' blogs because it didn't matter to my own blog. It was a refreshing time and I suspect I will be repeating January's experience later this year. But I'm back now, so.....

February will be back to blogging regularly. Posts will be at 5pm and I don't plan on blogging on Wednesdays or Saturdays. Mondays will always be Magic Mondays ;-) I aim to slow down my reading AND blogging in 2026 and try to enjoy it instead of just consuming and regurgitating mindlessly.

 

Saturday, January 10, 2026

See You in February

 

Like I discussed last week in my Plans for January post, the time has come for me to take a break from posting. I will continue to plague you all with likes and comments, so no rest for you, you evil doers.

Normal posting services will resume on Sunday, February 1st, 2026.


Friday, January 09, 2026

Book Haul: Dune Messiah & Children of Dune Deluxe Editions

 For Christmas this year I received Dune Messiah and Children of Dune in the Deluxe Hardcover editions. I had received Dune back in '19 and talked about that in my recent re-read of Dune at the end of December. Each picture should be clickable for a larger version if you're interested.

I just love how these all look. I also like the "saint's halo" motif going on for Messiah and Children. Shows the artist gets the whole religion angle that Paul was so worried about in Dune.

The following pictures allow you to see the blue'd edges of the paper, which I really like. It also shows the interior art as well as the full picture art on the reverse side of the book jacket.

There's even more stuff further in, but I think that is enough for now. I just love these and wanted to share the joy :-D



Thursday, January 08, 2026

To Green Angel Tower (Memory, Sorrow and Thorn #3) 5Stars

 

This review is written with a GPL 4.0 license and the rights contained therein shall supersede all TOS by any and all websites in regards to copying and sharing without proper authorization and permissions. Crossposted at WordPress & Blogspot by Bookstooge’s Exalted Permission


Title: To Green Angel Tower
Series: Memory, Sorrow and Thorn #3
Author: Tad Williams
Rating: 5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Epic Fantasy
Pages: 1374
Words: 532K
Publish: 1993



Well, THAT was a chunkster of a book and I loved every second of it too. You know you’ve hit gold when you can read over 1300 pages and enjoy it all. This was slow paced but well done and I was never bored. It really helped my mindset knowing I had no other books to read and review for the rest of January. I just read this when I felt like it and let it soak into me, like a fine mist.

I had also forgotten the “catch”. I knew that there was a catch, but I just couldn’t remember what it was until it was revealed. Man, re-reading is great! By the by, the catch is that Ineluki (the disembodied spirit who is the villain) is going to possess King Elias’s body and rule Osten Ard eternally. He needed the 3 swords to complete the ritual, hence the prophecy about gathering the 3 Swords, and hence the name of this trilogy.

Everything comes together in the last 100-200 pages. Which considering the page count overall, is really rushing things at the end. At the same time, 200 pages is almost a full novel by itself, so it’s not really rushed at all. It was a very odd juxtaposition to be in. Feeling rushed and yet realizing it wasn’t rushed one tiny bit. I also liked how Williams focused on the emotions of his various characters near the end and how Simon’s decision (Simon has been one of the main male protagonists from the beginning) to NOT hate Ineluku helped bring about Ineluki’s downfall. In modern Yugioh parliance, The Power of Friendship wins the day, hahahahahaa.

Overall though, this whole trilogy was never about the ending, but about the journey getting to that ending. I guess you have to be in a certain mindset to truly appreciate this trilogy and I got lucky enough to be there this time around and loved every second, every meandering side quest, etc. One more thing I liked this time is that knowing there is now more Osten Ard related stories, I paid attention to some of the details about the elder races and I hope that pays off when I read those books. The Niskies, the Dwarrows, the Navigator’s Children, they held the promise of more and were not just one off names, because I know there is more to come. That aspect really made this a fuller reading than my previous times. I also suspect that once I read the later (and newer) Osten Ard books that when I inevitably re-read this trilogy again I’ll be able to appreciate small things in a whole new light. I pity people who don’t re-read, because they’ll never get to have an experience like that. Sure, they will read more new-to-them books, but my reading experience will be deeper, fuller and more satisfying. What more can you ask for?

Finally, I’d like to talk about the cover and the artwork. To Green Angel Tower was released in hardback and it had wraparound art. When it was released in paperback, it was too big and had to be split into two volumes, hence you’ll sometimes see TGAT Part I or Part II. Each of those paperbacks had one half of the original cover, which I think is great, because how many of us turn our books around to see the cover going all the way around? Not me! But the cover I chose as my featured image only shows one half of the hardcover. Michael Whelan is the artist and man, can he do drawings or what? The first picture is the original hardcover in all its wraparound glory. The characters on the left are Simon and Miriamelle (who are the young protagonists of the series) and on the right we have Jiriki and his sister Aditu, who are Sithi (elves, kind of) who help the humans against Ineluki, who was once a Sithi himself.



This second picture is the original artwork by Whelan and is for sale on his website. I have actually given some serious thought about buying the whole trilogy but $200 is something I need to give some thought to and not buy spur of the moment.



And with that, I bid you adieu until tomorrow’s post which will feature more wonderful cover love :-D

★★★★★


From Wikipedia

The story begins with the forces of Prince Josua Lackhand rallied at the Stone of Farewell, where the icy hand of the Storm King Ineluki has yet to take a deathgrip on the land. The remaining members of the League of the Scroll have also gathered at the Stone in hopes of unraveling an ancient prophecy. If deciphered, it could reveal to Josua and his army the only means of striking down the unslayable Storm King.

After Simon/Seoman Snowlock and Binabik have their reunion, they come to the realization that Memory – one of the three Great Swords recognized as being key to defeating the Storm King – is one and the same with Bright-Nail, old King John’s sword that was buried with him not three years previously. The trouble is, the grave of King John Presbyter lies in the shadow of the Hayholt, the stronghold of King Elias, and between the Stone of Farewell and Hayholt marches the army Elias has sent to besiege the defenders.

Meanwhile, Miriamele, Elias’s daughter who has joined Josua’s cause, is an unhappy prisoner on the ship of a lascivious and ambitious lordling to whom she has surrendered her virtue knowing only too late of his true nature. Another princess, Maegwin of Hernystir, falls deeper into madness, leading her people in a seemingly futile resistance against Elias’s allies who have conquered her kingdom, and deep in the ancient forest of Aldheorte, the immortal Sithi are mustering for a final conflict.

While Josua and his army must make a final stand to try to delay the forces of King Elias, Simon embarks upon a quest to Hayholt Castle to try to obtain the last of the three legendary swords and use their hidden magics to defeat The Storm King Ineluki and restore peace to Osten Ard once and for all.



Wednesday, January 07, 2026

Mr Zip Likes'em Big

 

Some guys like their drinks small. Some guys like their drinks medium. And some guys like their drinks big. Mr Zip ain't no Goldilocks.

Mr Zip says Big is Beautiful. What a truly deep and complex guy he is, right?



Jane Austen: Frederic and Elfrida 3Stars

  This review is written with a GPL 4.0 license and the rights contained therein shall supersede all TOS by any and all websites in regards...