Argentine Deadline (Phoenix Force #1) 3Stars

 

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Title: Argentine Deadline
Series: Phoenix Force #1
Author: Gar Wilson
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Action/Adventure
Pages: 193
Words: 43K
Publish: 1982

When I reviewed Tower of Terror in the beginning of April, I was pretty down on the whole Gold Eagle Mack Bolan spinoff thing. ToT was boring and the dynamics of the three men who made up Able Team made me feel like I was holding a dead, cold fish. Considering that Phoenix Force consisted of five men, and I am the kind of guy who prefers a group to be smaller (One being the best number for a group, hahahaha), my expectations for this book were in the basement. I literally forced myself to start this book just to get it over with.

And much like the Grinch, something miraculous happened! (No, my heart didn’t get any bigger. The Grinch is a pansy, that is all) The book was half-decent and I enjoyed it from start to finish. Now that’s a Christmas Miracle, in May.

This is an introductory book, so most of the story is taken up with showcasing the five members and their little individual ticks that separate them from the others. In ToT, that bugged the daylights out of me but here, the slower pace of the story worked ok. Part of it was that I liked the guys in Phoenix Force better than I did the guys on Able Team. I can’t point to anything in particular but how Phoenix Force is portrayed just clicked with me. As such, the fact that the rescuing of the hostages happened in the last 20 pages of the book didn’t bother me, not a bit.

By the time I got to the end, I was thinking to myself that I had had a good time reading this and that I was going to search out more Phoenix Force books. I believe there are 50+ and while I don’t think I can stomach that many, I do think I can put a dent in the series and enjoy them. I’m going to do my best anyway. So say hello to Phoenix Force, they’ll be sticking around for a bit.

★★★☆☆

From Grokipedia.com

The Phoenix Force team was assembled by Mack Bolan, with governmental backing, to undertake a high-risk rescue operation in Argentina. [3] Bolan recruited five elite international operatives—British SAS veteran David McCarter, Canadian demolitions expert Gary Manning, Cuban-American underwater specialist Rafael Encizo, French-Israeli veteran Yakov Katzenelenbogen, and Japanese martial arts master Keio Ohara—forming a five-man unit. [3] The men met Bolan for the first time in a round-table briefing where they were quickly oriented to the team's purpose and the urgent mission ahead. [3]Seven scholars, six men and one woman participating in a joint peace-keeping think-tank invited by the Argentine government, had been abducted by the Marxist guerrilla organization Ejército Revolucionario del Pueblo (ERP). [3] The kidnappers mistakenly believed the academics were wealthy corporate executives and demanded a $7 million ransom, threatening to behead one hostage per day if unpaid. [8] With the hostages' deadline approaching, Phoenix Force was deployed to Argentina to locate and free them. [10]Upon arrival, the team split into individual operations to infiltrate ERP strongholds and gather intelligence on the hostages' location. [3] Each member conducted solo missions featuring intense firefights that highlighted their specialized skills, though some encountered setbacks including injuries during these efforts. [10] McCarter and Manning emerged as a particularly effective combat pair, handling much of the heavy fighting. [3] Through these coordinated and independent actions, the team penetrated ERP defenses, located the captives, and launched a decisive assault that freed the hostages and eliminated the guerrilla captors. [3] The mission's success validated Phoenix Force as a highly capable counter-terrorist unit. [3]

The Valley of Mas and Menos (Groo the Wanderer #51) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: The Valley of Mas and Menos
Series: Groo the Wanderer #51
Author: Sergio Aragones
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Comics
Pages: 24
Words: 2K
Publish: 1989

Chakaal continues to wander around doing heroic warrior babe things and Groo follows along like a helpless lovelorn puppy. Rufferto is pretty much given up on separating them and just complains in the background. Chakaal and Groo come across a village that is being used as a battle ground between two other tribes (the Mas and the Menos). Groo wants to fight them all while Chakaal forces him to not-fray, probably for the first time in Groo’s life. Chakaal concocts a plan with the villagers that is based on something Groo said and everybody is impressed with Groo. The villagers send out messengers to the Mas and the Menos to get them into the trap. Of course, Groo takes the place of one of the messengers, and ends up fighting the entire force of the Mas, and because he’s Groo, defeating them. The Mas as a fighting force are no more. Now Groo is worried that Chakaal’s plan won’t happen, so he goes to the Menos and garbles the message so bad (just like the first time) that they attack him and of course, with him being Groo, he defeats them all. So now the Menos are no longer a fighting force. Groo goes back to the village to confess to Chakaal that he ruined her plan, and everybody is happy with Groo! Even Chakaal. Rufferto is pretty worried.

But fear not Rufferto, for your master is Groo after all.

Groo ends up remembering that the “important” part of Chakaal’s plan was to break the dam. So he breaks the dam and floods the village out and everybody is cursing Groo. Rufferto, Chakaal no longer looks at Groo “like that”, so you are safe.

I’m including this picture because the word “mendicant” shows up and of course that sets Groo off. Hahahahaha, I love recurring jokes like that.

Finally, I am hoping that the character of Chakaal becomes like the Sage or those two witches. Once in a while recurring characters who are not in every comic. Chakaal makes Groo look bad instead of funny and I’m ready for him to move on to new and stupider pastures.

★★★✬☆

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The Strength of Symbols (Warhammer 40K: Astra Militarum) 3Stars

 

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Title: The Strength of Symbols
Series: Warhammer 40K: Astra Militarum
Author: Carrie Harris
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 36
Words: 8K
Publish: 2023

A nice little story about recovering a Regimental Flag so as to boost morale of an entire army. A medic and some troopers are sent on a mission to recover the flag in ork infested territory and they all have a bonding moment. They get the flag, and return just in time to inspire the other troops to win a battle. It was actually pretty hokey.

It also made me wonder why the Army sent a highly trained medic along on a secret mission. Wouldn’t she have been better utilized staying at the main hospital hacking off poor soldiers’s limbs so they can be augmented and returned to the meat grinder of the war.

That is about how the whole WH40K universe works though. If it would make sense or be logical or commonsense, well, THAT kind of thing is very unwelcome in the Empire of Mankind. So just stop thinking, would you? Because if you don’t, the Emperor’s rotting corpse will send the ghost of Horus to haunt you and Horus will bring along his Chaos buddies, who WILL eat your soul, literally.

Ahhh, good times ;-)

★★✬☆☆

From the Publisher:

A medic from a different regiment hatches a plan to retrieve an important relic and earn her place among her new comrades.

READ IT BECAUSE

The Cadians are a proud regiment. Learn what an outsider must do to show them what Valhallans are made of and earn their trust.

THE STORY

Cadian medic Cathris Korr, a Valhallan transplant, is part of a squad sent on a special mission to retrieve a regimental banner stolen by the opposing ork army. When their Chimera is destroyed, Cathris must overcome her fear of the orks and put her skills as a healer to good use in order to bring the banner where it is needed most, and earn her place amongst the Cadians.

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Lord of the Pit - MTG 4E

 

I've talked about why I didn't play the color black in the day, but once again, cards like this are Candidate 1 of why. Playing demons, that looked like demons and using Biblical language, that's a big no-no. It wasn't long after this time that Wizards of the Coast (the company that makes Magic) began moving away from the almost straight up Dungeons and Dragons versions of various creatures. But by that time, parents across the nation associated Magic the Gathering with satan worshipping, baby eating Dungeons and Dragons players. It was too late.

Marvel Champions - The Acquisitioning II

 

Two years ago I began collecting and playing the card game Marvel Champions. I bought the base game and then began collecting a bunch of individual hero packs and various villain scenarios, basically a bunch of stuff to make the game better. I chronicled said adventures in the first Acquisitioning post.

Now, at the same time I was playing with SavageDave and Spalanz via whatsapp. I was having some issues finding some of the hero packs and Dave, living in the great country of Netherlands, was able to track down a collection of 6 hero packs, for about half the price of what I'd pay for the individual packs. He bought them for me. Plans were made for getting it from the Netherlands to the US. Plans fell through. Other plans were made. Those plans fell through. Dave has "connections" with "The Family" and even THEY let us down. (I'll say no more so Dave doesn't get any necktie justice).

In desperation, we turned to the absolute last resort. The least competent, the most corrupt, the worst possible choice. Yes, we turned to the national mail systems of our respective countries. We had truly hit rock bottom. But even the worst can sometimes deliver. And Deliver they did, voila!

To make things even better, Dave sent me a nice birthday card. I loved that! I hope that getting this collection will convince me to do another gaming post on MC. But don't hold your breath, my resistance to games is well known, some might even say legendary.

Sunshine Blogger Award - The 2026 Edition

 

Here’s the participation rules

1. Display the award’s official logo somewhere on your blog
2. Thank the person who nominated you
3. Provide a link to your nominator’s blog
4. Answer your nominator’s questions
5. Nominate up to eleven bloggers
6. Ask your nominees eleven questions
7. Notify your nominees by commenting on their blogs

Veselin nominated me for this award this year. I consider naming him and linking him as thanks enough.

What’s your favorite book and why

Favorite book, singular?

Dune by Frank Herbert.

Can you share some obscure/unusual words you like to use when writing

The problem is that while I have a wide vocabulary, I don't compare it to the nitwits of today. So most of the words I use are completely normal. If you are me. If you're not me, well, you're el crewedso. See, I'm multilingual too.

Do you have pets (if yes, photos!)

Nope. Never have, never will.

What brings you joy?

Sitting at an outdoor cafe, sipping an iced sweet chai, while writing for hours in my current journal. Just looking off into the distance, thinking, writing.

If there’s anything that can make you look forward to tomorrow, what would that be?

Knowing I have the day off so I can go to the aforementioned cafe ;-)

Best vacation destination from your experience?

Hawaii. Best place ever. As long as you don't have to do the driving.

Do you count steps?

Don't have time. Work keeps me moving.

Favorite meal?

Pizza! I could eat pizza forever.

The last song you listened on repeat?

The Resident Evil theme song. By Marilyn Manson of all people :-D

How many blogs do you have?

What’s your favorite quote?

give me neither poverty nor riches;
    feed me with the food that is needful for me,
9 lest I be full and deny you
    and say, “Who is the Lord?”
or lest I be poor and steal
    and profane the name of my God.
~Proverbs 30: 8b-9 ESV

Now I'm supposed to nominate 11 other bloggers and ask 11 new questions. However, I know something about you all that you don't.

You. Aren't. Hardcore. Enough!

Little House in the Big Woods (Little House #1) 4Stars

 

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Title: Little House in the Big Woods
Series: Little House #1
Author: Laura Ingalls Wilder
Rating: 4 of 5 Stars
Genre: MG Historical Fiction
Pages: 87
Words: 33K
Publish: 1932

What a delightful gem of a book! While I’m stating this is middle grade level, it is simple enough that it could easily be read by elementary school age kids. We get a year in the life of the Ingalls family from the viewpoint of Laura, who is 4 at the beginning of the book and 5 by the time the story wraps up. It is a very positive outlook to things, just like you’d expect from the memories of someone that young. They wouldn’t understand some of the bad and would just accept things as they are, because they don’t know any different.

My mom read these to me growing up before I could read on my own and then I read them on my own at some point. Might have even read them a couple of times. But I never did read them as an adult and since I needed some ya/childrens books to keep me from being a total old grump, I decided on these. This book delighted me and I feel like I’ve made a great choice to go through the Little House series and I am looking forward to reading more. That makes a book a success in my eyes.

★★★★☆

From Grokipedia

The narrative of Little House in the Big Woods follows the Ingalls family's experiences through the seasons in their log cabin in the Wisconsin wilderness. In the fall and early winter, Pa hunts deer and other game to stock the larder, and with Uncle Henry's help butchers their fattened pig, preserving the meat as roasts, sausages, headcheese, lard, and other provisions while hanging venison and storing vegetables outside to freeze.   During the long winter evenings, Pa plays his fiddle for family singing and tells vivid stories of past encounters with bears and panthers, including Grandpa's sled ride chased by a panther and Pa's own narrow escapes, which both delight and unsettle young Laura.  Pa also molds bullets by melting lead over the fire and pouring it into a bullet mold to prepare ammunition for his rifle. Laura frequently feels afraid of the wild animals surrounding the cabin, such as wolves howling close by at night, the time Ma mistook a bear for the cow Sukey and slapped it before fleeing with Laura back to safety, or imagining panthers lurking in the shadows, yet she feels protected and secure inside the sturdy little house with her family nearby.  Christmas brings a joyful gathering when Uncle Peter, Aunt Eliza, and their children visit, filling the cabin with relatives, homemade gifts including a new rag doll named Charlotte for Laura, mittens, candy, festive food, and storytelling around the fire. As late winter transitions to spring with a "sugar snow," the family travels to Grandpa's for sugaring-off, collecting maple sap from the trees, boiling it into syrup and sugar, and celebrating with neighbors at a lively dance featuring music and food.   In spring, preparations lead to the family's first trip to town, where Laura and Mary marvel at the store and village sights.  Summer brings visits to and from neighbors, along with garden tending and other warm-weather activities. In fall, harvest time involves relatives helping Pa and Ma with field work and grain processing, while the family resumes preparations for the coming winter.