Grizzly Bear - MTG 4E

 

OR....

...........you can knock your friend down and hope the bear eats him instead! Worth a shot, right? 

Green Ward - MTG 4E

 

I never used the wards very much because they only affected one creature and I was always about getting as many creatures out onto the field as I could. I think they would be much more effective now in the Commander variant, giving your commander protection from whatever threats you faced across the table.

Green Mana Battery - MTG 4E

 

This doesn't look like ANY sort of battery, but it looks wicked cool. That was enough for me back in '95 anyway :-D

Greed - MTG 4E

 

Hurray, another funny Foglio piece of art! And this time I actually like it :-D

Gray Ogre - MTG 4E

 

Thank goodness that club is strategically placed. Some things I simply do not want to see.

Grapeshot Catapult - MTG 4E

 

Goblin Rock Sled - MTG 4E

 

[Art] The Darknesses Cry Goodbye

 

“My breaking heart and I agree, that you and I could never be, so with my best... my very best, I set you free” ― Rachel Yamagata

The pain will fade and I know that, but right now, it hurts. Just like back then. I hate having a heart. And this time, I will not keep it to myself. While I might not be telling everyone I know, in essence I am telling the world. 

Goblin King - MTG 4E

 

He's no David Bowie, that's for sure!

Goblin Balloon Brigade - MTG 4E

 

Gloom - MTG 4E

 

Ahhh, good old specific enemy colored cards. It gave each color much more character and separated them from each other. Not subtly, but with sledgehammers. Magic was raw and untamed then. I miss those days.

[Art] Maiden of Spring

 

Yesterday was the Spring Equinox. I didn't believe it. But that's why I asked Miss Ross to do a Spring drawing. I needed to see to believe. So here we go. Thank goodness for the sunshine rays in the background.

Glasses of Urza - MTG 4E

 

I was never the type of player who could strategize well enough to take advantage of a card like this. Knowing what my opponent had never gave me enough to turn the game to my favor. Black had a lot of cards that would allow you to force your opponent to discard, which this card would synergize with quite well, but I never played black back in the day either, so I was STILL out of luck :-D

Giant Tortoise - MTG 4E

 

Hey look at that, the Foglio's can draw something that isn't all cartoony and jiggly! Color me surprised. I wouldn't have guessed that in a million years. Of course, back in the day I never paid attention to who the artists are anyway. That's changing as I'm doing these posts though.

Giant Strength - MTG 4E

 

He'd be a little more impressive if he didn't have that potbelly, you know?

Giant Spider - MTG 4E

 

Gross, gross, gross!

[Art] Tainted Love

 

This is the dark side of love. There are times when the feelings of love simply cannot be. That is when you must decide what is most important to you: your feelings or what you know is right? I feel so bad for people caught in a web like that :-(

Giant Growth - MTG 4E

 

What a great card! Magic cards had varying "speeds" of cards. That basically meant that if a faster card was played, you couldn't play a slower card in response. The speeds were (from fastest to slowest) Interrupts, Instants, Sorceries, everything else. So this was an instant speed, which meant it could be played on your opponents turn (sorceries and slower could only be played on your turn). That set things up for shenanigans during the Combat phase. You could defend with a smaller creature and your opponent would think he'd won and SUDDENLY, OUT OF NO WHERE, your creature gets Instant Growth'd and BAM, your opponent's creature dies and he is left sobbing in the dirt like the chump he really is. Moment's like that are why people like me play Magic the Gathering ;-)

Ghost Ship - MTG 4E

 

Regenerate is a mechanic (game ability) wherein a player can pay the cost (in this case, three blue mana) and at the end of his turn, if his creature was going to die, it won't. It will be on the field of battle, ready to go again. Which fits with the theme of a ghost ship perfectly. Can't kill it, and it just keeps coming back.

But another reason I've been posting these cards and looking back is because it brings into stark contrast the power creep that has happened over the years. This is an expensive card in terms of mana (4 to cast it and then 3 dedicated blue to regenerate it) and by today's standards, it is completely unplayable. That is just sad because Magic's game play was predicated on the idea of new cards being thoughtfully created to synergize with ALL of the old cards and not to simply replace them. Wizards of the Coast hasn't done that. They have simply increased the power of cards and decreased costs because that is an easier way to sell cards than to come up with good, well balanced cards. It takes time and money to do Magic cards right and Hasbro (Wizards of the Coasts' alcoholic abusive stepdad) is only interested in pimping Magic out for the money it can bring in every 3 months.

Gaseous Form - MTG 4E

 

Phil Foglio was the artist for this card. Ol' Phil knew how to draw his women, that's for sure, even the ghostly, insubstantial ones. So to pair his art up with a Shakespeare quote is just eye rollingly bad taste. I'm sure 17 year old me laughed my head off at it.