Ironroot Treefolk - MTG 4E

 

More than you EVER wanted to know about the mating habits of treefolk. But if you're a perv and into that kind of thing, then this is the card for you!

Ironclaw Orcs - MTG 4E

 

He's big, ugly and scary on the outside. But inside, inside is the soul of a poet. A poet that wants to eat your guts. Bring your own bbq-sauce...

Instill Energy - MTG 4E

 

Now, was ol' Dameon giving homage to "Adam's Creator" or just outright stealing the idea? Michelangelo is rolling in his grave either way!

Inferno - MTG 4E

 

Lord Ith was the ruler of the Conclave until Mairsil usurped his power and imprisoned him below the Conclave's citadel, installing himself as the First Among the Equals.

Later, the conclave was attacked by a Church of Tal army led by Primata Delphine. Mairsil faced the Primata directly, and after draining away her magical defenses with the Wand of Ith, he stabbed her to death. However, in the chaos surrounding the assault, Jodah freed Ith, who was almost completely mad by that point. An enraged Ith destroyed Mairsil before Jodah cured his mind.

However, Mairsil had imbued his life into a small ruby ring, and his essence survived for the next 2,000 years. The artifact was found during the Ice Age by a soldier named Lim-Dûl, who gained vast necromantic abilities thanks to the power of the ring. In the service of Leshrac, he terrorized Ice Age Terisiare with undead hordes until being defeated by an alliance between Kjeldor and Balduvia.

Magic had a rich and complicated story to go along with the cards. Bits and pieces of that story were revealed in the errata on the cards (the stuff in italics). Some people collected the cards JUST to get more info about the stories going on. It sure does take all kinds!

Immolation - MTG 4E

 

The flames dance, a hungry orange tongue,
Lapping at skin, a story unsung.
Each nerve alive, a vibrant, searing cry,
As flesh surrenders, reaching for the sky. 

No scream escapes, only a silent plea,
For release from this fiery decree.
The body writhes, a fragile, burning shell,
Consuming all, a dark and smoky spell. 

Yet in this blaze, a truth begins to bloom,
A cleansing fire, dispelling inner gloom.
The old self fades, a wisp upon the breeze,
While new beginnings stir among the trees.

The heat subsides, the embers start to gleam,
A promise whispered, a resurrected dream.
From ashes rising, a phoenix takes its flight,
Transformed by fire, bathed in golden light

~ Ember and Ash, a poem by James Zoller

Hypnotic Specter - MTG 4E

 

I hated playing against this card. A flyer that made you discard from your hand. And discard at random too. That could really hurt sometimes. You had the perfect card but weren't ready to use it and then BAM, you have to discard it. Flying creatures weren't as ubiquitous as they are now, so Hypnotic Specter was a serious threat.

Hurr Jackal - MTG 4E

 

He'll not only eat your liver, but your face as well! THEN he'll steal all your chickens ;-)

Hurricane - MTG 4E

 

I never liked this card. It damages me as well as the other players. Unless I'm playing a blue player who relies on flying creatures. Then yeah, jam it in and bring those suckers down!

Hurloon Minotaur - MTG 4E

See, that's the kind of hymnody I don't want to deal with!

Hurkyl's Recall - MTG 4E

 

Drafna, that dawg. Somebody should punch him in the head for stealing his own wife's work. And then give him another punch in the head for hitting on his own student. Shame on Drafna!

Howling Mine - MTG 4E

 

In Magic, drawing extra cards is one of the top things you want to do. Card Draw is King, you might say. So a card like this is fantastic.

EXCEPT

It also gives your opponent card draw. Which is bad, very bad. As I found out every time I tried to play this card. I always got the short end of the Card Draw stick when I played this, so I ended up giving up on it. Even when I coupled it with Black Vise and jammed in 4 Howling Mines and 4 Black Vises, I lost every time. Looking back, I think it was because I wasn't a very good player ;-)

Howl from Beyond - MTG 4E

 

That is one ugly monster. Glad he's not related to me! It is also cards looking like this that kept me from playing black back in the day. If my parents had seen this, they probably would have been like "Nuh uh, you're not playing THAT game any more". I knew this, so I just avoided the whole issue. Who says teens are dumb? 

Holy Strength - MTG 4E

 

Unlike last week's "Holy Armor", this actually looks "holy" to me. I can practically hear the angelic choirs singing in the background.

1. Holy, holy, holy! Lord God Almighty!

Early in the morning our song shall rise to thee.
Holy, holy, holy! merciful and mighty!
God in three Persons, blessed Trinity!

2. Holy, holy, holy! all the saints adore thee,
Casting down their golden crowns around the glassy sea.
Cherubim and seraphim, falling down before thee,
Who was and is and evermore shall be.

3. Holy, Holy, Holy! though the darkness hide thee,
Though the eye of sinful man thy glory may not see,
Only thou art holy; there is none beside thee,
Perfect in pow'r, in love, and purity.

4. Holy, holy, holy! Lord God Almighty!
All thy works shall praise thy name, in earth, and sky, and sea;
Holy, holy, holy! merciful and mighty!
God in three Persons, blessed Trinity.

There you go, your weekly dose of hymnary. Bet you didn't expect that :-D

Holy Armor - MTG 4E

 

I don't know, that doesn't really scream "HOLY" to me, not at all. The horns, that's what doesn't really work for me on this picture, as well as the face. 

Hill Giant - MTG 4E

 

I think he's wearing trousers. I HOPE he's wearing trousers! We'll have NO kilt-clad Hill Giants on this blog...

Helm of Chatzuk - MTG 4E

 

You think that mug is ugly looking? Wait until you read the rules for Banding!

Any creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band. Bands are blocked as a group. If any creatures with banding a player controls are blocking or being blocked by a creature, that player divides that creature’s combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it’s being blocked by or is blocking.

Wow, that is some seriously ugly wording. And that is why Banding fell out of favor, and for good reason I might say.

Healing Salve - MTG 4E

 

It's amazing to me how just having armless hands and that funky red background gives this whole picture a djinni, arabian nights vibe. 

Grizzly Bear - MTG 4E

 

OR....

...........you can knock your friend down and hope the bear eats him instead! Worth a shot, right? 

Green Ward - MTG 4E

 

I never used the wards very much because they only affected one creature and I was always about getting as many creatures out onto the field as I could. I think they would be much more effective now in the Commander variant, giving your commander protection from whatever threats you faced across the table.

Green Mana Battery - MTG 4E

 

This doesn't look like ANY sort of battery, but it looks wicked cool. That was enough for me back in '95 anyway :-D