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Title: Esio Trot
Authors: Roald Dahl
Rating: 3.5 of 5
Stars
Genre: Short Story
Pages:
14
Words: 4.5K
From Wikipedia.org
Mr
Hoppy is a shy elderly man who lives alone in an apartment, tending
to his many plants, which have been the centre of his life since he
retired from his job in a bus garage several years before. For many
years, he has had a secret love whose name was Mrs Silver. She lives
in the flat below his, and he frequently leans over his balcony and
exchanges polite conversations with Mrs Silver, but his courage fails
him whenever he prepares to hint at his true feelings for her.
Mrs
Silver has a small pet tortoise, Alfie, who is the centre of her
world. One morning, Mrs Silver mentions to Mr Hoppy that even though
she has owned Alfie for many years, he has only grown a tiny bit and
has gained only 13 ounces in weight. She confesses that she wishes
she knew of some way to make her little Alfie grow into a larger,
more dignified tortoise. Mr Hoppy suddenly thinks of a way to give
Mrs Silver her wish and win her heart.
Mr
Hoppy tells Mrs Silver that he — in fact — knows a way to make a
tortoise grow bigger. He writes the following words on a slip of
paper, and lowers it down to Mrs Silver:
ESIO
TROT, ESIO TROT,
TEG
REGGIB REGGIB,
EMOC
NO, ESIO TROT,
WORG
PU, FFUP PU, TOOHS PU,
GNIRPS
PU, WOLB PU, LLEWS PU!
EGROG!
ELZZUG! FFUTS! PLUG!
TUP
NO TAF, ESIO TROT, TUP NO TAF,
OG
NO, OG NO, ELBBOG DOOF.
Mr
Hoppy explains that these magic words, when whispered in Alfie's ear
three times a day, will cause Alfie to grow bigger and bigger. Mrs
Silver is doubtful, but agrees to try. (The words are, reversed,
Tortoise, tortoise, get bigger bigger! Come on, tortoise, grow up,
puff up, shoot up! Spring up, blow up, swell up! Gorge! Guzzle!
Stuff! Gulp! Put on fat, tortoise, put on fat! Go on, go on, gobble
food!)
Over
the next few days, Mr Hoppy carries out the second part of his plan.
He visits every pet shop in the city, and buys many tortoises of
various sizes, but none that weigh less than 13 ounces. Mr Hoppy
brings all the tortoises back to his flat and installs them in a
makeshift corral in his living room. Next, Mr Hoppy builds a special
tool to help him snatch the tortoise from Mrs Silver's balcony. He
fastens a handle to the end of a long metal tube, and a tiny claw at
the bottom. By pulling the handle, the arms of the claw gently open
and close.
The
following day, when Mrs Silver left for work, Mr Hoppy selects a
tortoise from his living room that weighs exactly 15 ounces. He
carefully picked Alfie up from the lower balcony, and exchanged him
with the new tortoise. When Mrs Silver returned home, she faithfully
whispers the magic words in Alfie's ear, but does not notice that an
exchange has been made.
Over
the next 8 weeks, Mr Hoppy continues to switch Mrs Silver's current
pet with a slightly larger tortoise, but she still does not perceive
that her pet is growing in size. One afternoon, Mrs Silver comments
to Mr Hoppy that Alfie seems a bit bigger, but can not tell for sure.
Suddenly, Mrs Silver notices that Alfie can no longer fit through the
door to his house, and exclaims to Mr Hoppy that his spell is sure to
be working. Mrs Silver runs inside and weighs her pet, and is
surprised to find that Alfie now weighs 27 ounces, more than double
the weight he was before. Mr Hoppy summons his courage and asks Mrs
Silver if he can come down and see the effect for himself. Mrs
Silver, in raptures over her pet's transformation, gladly grants his
request.
Mr
Hoppy runs down the stairs, nervous and excited to be on the brink of
winning Mrs Silver's love. Mrs Silver flings open the door, embraces
Mr Hoppy, and expresses her admiration for Mr Hoppy's magical spell.
However, the tortoise cannot fit in the house now, so Mr Hoppy tells
Mrs Silver to say the magic spell properly. On the next night he
secretly replaces this tortoise with one slightly smaller one. His
part works splendidly, and Mr Hoppy, suddenly emboldened by Mrs
Silver's warm smile, asks Mrs Silver for her hand in marriage. Mrs
Silver delightedly accepts Mr Hoppy's proposal, then adds that she
thought he would never get around to asking. "All due to Alfie!"
she cries.
Mr
Hoppy secretly returns all the tortoises in his living room back to
their respective pet shops, telling all the owners that they didn't
need to pay. Mr Hoppy and Mrs Silver are happily married a few weeks
later. The "original" Alfie is bought by a girl called
Roberta Squibb after he is returned to a pet shop; moreover, after
many years, he does indeed grow to double his size before.
You know, I ended up thinking the EXACT SAME THING as I did when I
read this in '12. An overly complicated solution to something that
could have been sorted out in 5minutes. That's not necessarily bad,
but I was hoping for a new revelation (as it were).
Of course, being a short story of just 14 pages (with pictures mind
you), it's hard to get to the bones of the story, as it doesn't have
any :-D
★★★✬☆
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