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Sunday, August 23, 2026

The Night Land (Standalone) 1.5Stars

 

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Title: The Night Land
Series: (Standalone)
Author: William Hope Hodgson
Rating: 1.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Adventure
Pages: 681
Words: 197K
Publish: 1912



Back in 2020, I tried to read The Well at the World’s End, but had to give up at 9% because of the faux old time’y language the author used. There has been lingering regret about that decision ever since and I have felt like I was defeated by mere words. As someone who thinks that words are the most important, that defeat just stuck in my craw. Which is necessary info to understand why I persevered through this current piece of garbage.

This story could have been 150 pages but Hodgson puffed it up to over 600, mainly because he insisted on detailing everything on an hourly basis, through the narrator. The narrator tells us every time he eats, sleeps and gets outraged at himself (Dictator Xi Jinping now humps a goat) when he doesn’t do those things on the schedule he set up for himself. And then tells how long it has been since he last ate or slept so as to show that he’s aware of breaking his own schedule and somehow trying to secure our sympathy.

And it is all written in Faux 1700’s language.

I have mentioned in previous reviews of Hodgson’s stuff that I’m not surprised he’s been swept aside and forgotten by history. This book really cemented that idea for me though. It also made me realize that I am wasting my time with Hodgson and thus this will be the last book of his I read. There are other authors who HAVE stood the test of time that I should read instead of this guy. Dickens, Dumas, MacDonald, Hugo, etc spring to mind.

I considered giving this a 1star because I was so bored with it and wanted it to end, but 1stars are saved for the truly egregious books that cross moral lines and are poisonous to the reader. This was like a HUGE bag of store brand buttered popcorn that was stale. It’s disgusting but it isn’t poison.


★✬☆☆☆


From Grokipedia

Framing device

The framing device of The Night Land presents the entire narrative as the visionary manuscript of a 17th-century gentleman mourning the death of his beloved wife, Lady Mirdath the Beautiful, who died young. [15] [16] Overwhelmed by grief and loneliness, the narrator experiences a series of dreams and waking visions in which he "waked into the future of this world," perceiving the life and thoughts of his own reincarnation millions of years ahead. [17] These psychic or telepathic impressions reveal events in a distant era after the sun's death, which he recognizes as connected to his soul's eternal continuity. [17]The story is thus conveyed as a "found" record or transcribed vision from this historical narrator, who describes his experiences in an archaic, ceremonious prose reflective of his time. [15] [17] He frames the account as a personal testimony born of sorrow, noting that such knowledge came to him through spiritual sympathy and reincarnation memory, allowing him to witness his future self's existence. [17]This framing structure creates significant temporal distance between the narrator's 17th-century perspective and the remote future events, lending the tale a mythic, prophetic tone that heightens its sense of solemn wonder and cosmic scale. [15] [18] The device also transforms personal bereavement into a broader meditation on enduring love across aeons, offering consolation through the promise of reunion beyond death. [17]

The Last Redoubt and the Night Land

The far-future Earth depicted in The Night Land lies in perpetual darkness, enveloped in an everlasting night after the sun's extinction millions of years earlier, with the planet grown cold and hostile to life. [19]Humanity's last remnants—millions of people—survive within the Last Redoubt, a gigantic pyramid constructed of grey metal, measuring more than five miles along each side of its base and rising to a height exceeding seven miles, surmounted by a tower nearly a mile tall. [19] This colossal structure contains 1,320 stacked cities across its floors and is protected at its base by the Electric Circle, a great ring of light generated by the Earth Current, which extends outward for a mile on every side and forms an invisible barrier that repels monstrous entities and evil forces. [19] The Earth Current serves as humanity's sole remaining power source, sustaining life within the pyramid—including vast underground fields that form a stepped pyramid of country lands reaching a hundred miles deep and wide at the lowest level—and providing illumination, agriculture, and defense, though its finite nature poses an ultimate threat to survival. [20]The surrounding Night Land extends as a vast, lightless wilderness of profound horror, lit only by scattered unnatural sources such as the Red Pit's fiery glare, the Vale of Red Fire, the cold glow of the Plain of Blue Fire, the fitful red light of Giants' Kilns, and low volcanoes along distant borders. [19] This landscape teems with monstrous entities, including the four principal Watchers—immense, immovable beings of hill-like bulk radiating steadfast, hideous intelligence and positioned to menace the pyramid from the north-west, south-east, south-west, and south—as well as giants, Night Hounds, Ab-humans, the Silent Ones, and other grotesque creatures that lurk amid features like the House of Silence, the Pit of the Red Smoke, and the Country Whence Comes the Great Laughter. [19] [21]A smaller, failing outpost known as the Lesser Redoubt exists elsewhere in the Night Land, built as a three-sided pyramid no more than a mile high with a base scarcely three-quarters of a mile along each side. [20] Housing no more than ten thousand inhabitants by the time of renewed contact, it draws upon a comparatively weak stream of the Earth Current through a deep shaft, resulting in long ages of dwindling vitality, listlessness, and premature aging among its people until a recent resurgence restored some vigor. [20]

The journey and resolution

The protagonist establishes a telepathic bond with Naani, a woman from the distant Lesser Redoubt, and recognizes her as the reincarnation of his past love Mirdath.[17] [22] When the Lesser Redoubt loses its protective Earth-Current and is overrun, leaving Naani and a handful of survivors to flee its ruins, he resolves to abandon the safety of the Last Redoubt and undertake a solo quest to find and rescue her despite the immense dangers.[17] He equips himself with the Diskos, a powerful two-handed weapon that draws on Earth-Current to produce a flaming, vibrating blade capable of cleaving through monstrous foes.[17]The outward journey across the Night Land lasts weeks or months and subjects him to extreme isolation and peril. He traverses nightmarish landscapes including the Plain of Blue Fire, the dark Mighty Slope, the Great Gorge with its blue gas flames, and the Country of Seas and Fire dotted with volcanoes and dried seabeds.[17] He must skirt or pass near fixed terrors such as the immense Watchers, the House of Silence, and the Road Where the Silent Ones Walk, while fighting off active threats including packs of giant Night Hounds, great slugs, Humped Men, the four-armed Yellow Beast-Man, and other ab-human and bestial creatures in desperate, prolonged combats.[17] [23] Starvation, exhaustion, and repeated brushes with madness test him, yet the Diskos and his determination sustain him until he reaches the ruined Lesser Redoubt and reunites with the starving, barefoot, and injured Naani along with a small number of other survivors.[17]The return journey, often more grueling than the outward trek, sees most of the accompanying survivors perish from monster attacks, wounds, or fatigue, including a major battle against Humped Men on a raft island in a fiery sea region.[17] Naani repeatedly nears death from cold, hunger, exhaustion, and injuries, forcing the protagonist to carry her for long stretches while fending off continued assaults from Night Hounds, slugs, and other horrors.[17] In the final approach to the Last Redoubt, Naani succumbs to a spiritual assault from the House of Silence and appears to die in his arms just outside the protective Electric Circle.[17] Yet she miraculously revives during the burial procession inside the Pyramid, restored by the Earth-Current.[17]Both recover from their wounds and hardships, marry first in private and later in a grand public ceremony, and share a period of peaceful "Love Days" within the Last Redoubt.[17] The protagonist is commemorated with a statue in the Hall of Honour depicting him forever carrying Naani in his broken armour, symbolizing the triumph of love and endurance.[17]

Characters

Protagonist and narrator

The protagonist and narrator of The Night Land is an unnamed man whose existence spans two distinct lifetimes connected through reincarnation. In his first incarnation, in a past age, he falls deeply in love with Mirdath the Beautiful, marries her, and suffers profound grief when she dies in childbirth. [23] [22] This loss haunts him until a mystical connection allows his consciousness to merge with his reincarnated self millions of years in the future. [24] [23]In the far future, he is a Monstruwacan in the Great Redoubt, humanity's last refuge, stationed in the Tower of Observation where he develops his natural telepathic abilities under the guidance of the Master Monstruwacan. [25] He wields the Diskos, a formidable personal weapon consisting of a sharp, spinning disk of grey metal mounted on a rod, charged by the Earth-Current and forming a unique affinity with its owner, often described as a companion in battle. [26]The narrative is delivered in the first person from this future incarnation, employing deliberately archaic and formal prose that reflects the influence of his past life, marked by phrases of solemn devotion and ceremonial gravity. [23] [25] His personality reveals exceptional courage in facing the terrors of the Night Land alone, profound and unwavering devotion to his reincarnated beloved, and an emotional arc shaped by the lingering anguish of past loss and the intense fulfillment of reunion. [22] He briefly establishes telepathic contact with Naani, which propels his journey. [23]

Naani and Mirdath

Naani is a young woman living in the Lesser Redoubt, a smaller pyramid-shaped stronghold housing a dwindling human population far from the Great Redoubt. [17] As the daughter of the Master Monstruwacan of the Lesser Redoubt and a gifted Sensitive capable of strong telepathic perception, Naani possesses unusual abilities to reach across the vast darkness of the Night Land. [17] She initiates faint, exhausting contact with the narrator using the Master-Word and an ancient love-name once reserved for Mirdath the Beautiful, his beloved from a previous life. [17] This recognition reveals Naani to be the reincarnation of Mirdath, whose soul has returned after ages apart, as confirmed by shared spiritual essence, old gestures such as kissing food tablets before eating, and Naani’s emerging memories of their past union. [17]Mirdath the Beautiful, described in the narrator’s earlier existence as his cousin and betrothed, shared a profound romantic bond with him until her death in childbirth, an event that plunged him into lasting grief and inspired tender, sorrowful poetry. [17] The narrator perceives Naani’s voice and presence as Mirdath’s returned, declaring that “she was Naani and she was Mirdath,” with their reunion evoking the sense that “Eternity had been rolled backward.” [17] Their connection underscores a theme of eternal love persisting across vast temporal distances through reincarnation. [27]Naani’s peril escalates when the Earth-Current sustaining the Lesser Redoubt fails suddenly and catastrophically, draining vitality from the inhabitants and leading to widespread madness, despair, and a fatal exodus into the monster-haunted Night Land. [17] Left alone amid the destruction, Naani wanders starving and exposed for a prolonged period, her calls growing fainter and more desperate as she faces imminent death from exposure, hunger, and lurking threats. [17] Her dire situation and continued telepathic pleas, invoking the past love-name and signaling her mortal danger, serve as the central impetus for the narrator’s resolve to leave the safety of the Great Redoubt and cross the Night Land to save her. [17]

Antagonistic forces

The Great Redoubt stands besieged by an array of malevolent forces that surround it in the eternal darkness of the Night Land. The most formidable of these are the Watchers, immense, mountain-like entities positioned at various points around the pyramid, embodying a hideous, steadfast intelligence as they observe without cease. Described as "mountains of living watchfulness and hideous and steadfast intelligence," they remain immobile, never sleeping or moving perceptibly, having watched "from the Beginning" through eternity. One, the Watcher of the South, is portrayed as "a living hill of watchfulness... squat and tremendous, hunched over," having approached slowly over twenty thousand years until halted by a rising protective dome. Other Watchers exhibit distinctive features, such as the North-West Watcher with its vast chin lit by red pit glow, the South-East Watcher as a "squat monster" with a lumbered-forward head, and the North-East Crowned Watcher marked by a blue luminous ring and a constantly quivering bell-ear.[26][26][28][26]Abhumans represent another category of threat, consisting of mutated and degenerated descendants of humanity who have become evil, bestial beings adapted to the harsh outer world. These include various tribes such as the Humped Men—squat, powerfully built figures with humped shoulders, large teeth, and brown hair who hunt in predatory packs—and other brutish or giant-like forms, often described as half-man and half-beast, incredibly hardened to suffering and hostile to the Redoubt's inhabitants.[26]Additional antagonistic entities encompass a range of monstrous creatures, including giant slug-things—black, beslimed, and wrinkled with eye-stalks and long white tongues that move slowly and emit a dreadful stink—as well as large serpents thick as a man's body, night hounds great as horses that bay and tear in packs, and hybrid horrors such as four-armed yellow beings with talons or low, bristled yellow things resembling living hillocks that attack with poisonous hairs and sharp legs. Evil spirits and psychic forces also lurk, particularly in locations like the House of Silence, which exerts an irresistible drawing power.[26]These threats are held at bay by the Earth Current, a fundamental energy drawn from beneath the pyramid that sustains the Redoubt's light, heat, agriculture, weapons, and communications while generating protective barriers. Chief among these defenses is the great Electric Circle of light, burning eternally within a transparent tube around the pyramid's base and creating an invisible wall of safety, such that "none of the monsters have power to pass across it" and it affects the weaker minds of lesser creatures.[26]


Tuesday, July 07, 2026

The Joy Makers (Standalone) 2Stars

 

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Title: The Joy Makers
Series: Standalone
Author: James Gunn
Rating: 2 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 223
Words: 67K
Publish: 1961



Back in 2024 (waaaaaaay back then, a whole two years, whoooohoooooo), I did a series of posts asking for book recommendations. In one such post (Book Recommendations III), Marzaat recommended this book to me. The names “James Gunn” caught my interest because that’s the director for several Super Hero movies that I’ve enjoyed. Obviously this was a different Jame Gunn and one that I hoped was superior to that pathetic excuse of a human that trafficked in total mediocrity ;-)

If you’ve paid attention, you’ll have already seen my rating and deduced that it was not a smashing success for me.

Ever since I finished I’ve been wondering how to write what I really think without casting any aspersions on Marzaat for suggesting the book to me :-) It has been a real struggle, because despite my sometimes brash and gruff words, I care deeply what the people who know me think of me. If Marzaat was just some rando on Devilreads, I’d roast him without a thought. Which is why I don’t review books for people I know.

This was a philosophically oriented SF story. About hedonism. That’s the first strike. It is the rise and fall and then steadying out of Hedonism as a thoughtful philosophy to live your life by.

That is so ridiculous that I won’t even go down the rampaging path. Saying that Hedonism is a viable lifestyle for the human race is like saying that Moloch worship is a viable way for Humanity to live.


So I’m chalking this one up to Experience and moving on. I’m definitely not going to read any more by Gunn and I’ll leave him to those who enjoy his brand of ivorytower-SF.

★★☆☆☆


From TheRuinedChapel.com

The first section deals with a company called Hedonics, Inc., a business which promises to make people happy, or give them their money back. A hardboiled businessman thinks he sees through this obvious scam. But after awhile, he starts to find that maybe it isn’t just a scam after all.

In part two, Hedonics has basically taken over the world, to the point where there are professional “hedonists,” who are essentially doctors assigned to make sure that their charges are in a state of happiness. This section follows one such hedonist, whose name we learn very late in the section, is Morgan. Morgan gradually uncovers… let’s say… issues within the structure of the government-sponsored philosophy of absolute happiness.

The third section deals with a Venus-born man returning to Earth to warn of what appears to be an impending alien attack. What he finds on returning to Earth is that it has been nearly entirely taken over by machines, whose prime directive is ensuring that humans are happy at all times. And being machines, they followed this logic to its inevitable conclusion.


Sunday, February 15, 2026

Small Gods (Discworld #13) 2Stars

 

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Title: Small Gods
Series: Discworld #13
Author: Terry Pratchett
Rating: 2 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 227
Words: 91K
Publish: 1992



I originally read this back in 2004 and for the most part, the humanistic belief system was brand new to me and thus it came across as “profound”. Twenty years later, with much more experience under my belt, this was complete garbage.

The basic idea, and Pratchett carries this through all his books, is that Man is the center of the universe and everything springs from him. It is a very “mushy” philosophy and thus is used by people like Pratchett who don’t want to get down to the nuts and bolts of theology. It allows for everyone to feel pretty good about themselves while being totally self-contradicting and also completely illogical.

Pratchett’s humor is still here in the story, but man, I could not overlook such shoddy theology. It is just plain bad.

The more I re-read of Discworld, the less inclined I am to ever re-read it again. There are individual books that are standing out as very well done, but overall, the underpinnings are slop and this makes the books themselves slop. Like this one.

★★☆☆☆


From Wikipedia.org

The Great God Om tries to manifest himself once more in the world, as the time of his Eighth Prophet is nigh. He finds himself in the body of a tortoise, stripped of his divine powers except for the ability to singe eyebrows with tiny thunderbolts. In the gardens of Omnia's capital of Kom, he addresses the novice Brutha, the only one able to hear his voice. Om has a hard time convincing the boy of his godliness as Brutha is convinced that Om can do anything he wants and would not want to appear as a tortoise.

Brutha is gifted with an eidetic memory and is therefore chosen by Vorbis, the head of the Quisition, to accompany him on a diplomatic mission to Ephebe as his secretary. Despite his amazing memory, Brutha is illiterate and rarely thinks for himself. This begins to change after Brutha discovers Ephebe's philosophers; the idea of people entertaining ideas they are not certain they believe or even understand is an entirely new concept to him.

With the help of Ephebe's Great Library and the philosophers Didactylos and his nephew Urn, Om learns that Brutha is his only genuine believer. All others either just fear the Quisition's wrath or go along with the church out of habit. After learning that Vorbis had facilitated the death of the missionary Brother Murduck to cover up his being mocked by Ephebian citizenry and to provide a reason for war against Ephebe, Brutha uses his memory to reluctantly aid an Omnian raid through the Labyrinth guarding the Tyrant's palace. Because of his authorship of De Chelonian Mobile (The Turtle Moves), which contradicts Omnian dogma about the shape of the Discworld, Didactylos is brought before Vorbis to face reprisal. Seemingly conceding his previous views about the shape of the world and willing to write a retraction extolling Omnian interpretations, Didactylos escapes after hitting Vorbis with his lantern. Ordered by Vorbis to burn down the Library, Brutha memorizes many scrolls in order to protect Ephebian knowledge as Didactylos sets fire to the building to stop Vorbis reading its scrolls. Completely unrelated to the story, the Librarian of the Unseen University travels through L-Space to rescue several of the abandoned scrolls.

Fleeing the ensuing struggle in Urn's steam-powered boat, which is destroyed as the price for an earlier deal made between Om and the Sea Queen, Brutha and Om end up washed up on the desert coast. Trekking home to Omnia with a catatonic Vorbis, they encounter ruined temples dedicated to long-dead, long-forgotten gods, the faint ghost-like small gods yearning to be believed in to become powerful, the small-god-worshipping anchorite St Ungulant, and the human cost of Vorbis's plan of leaving caches of water in the desert to attack Ephebe. Realising his 'mortality' and how important his believers are to him, Om begins to care about them for the first time.

While Brutha, Vorbis, and Om are in the desert, the Tyrant of Ephebe manages to regain control of the city and contacts other nations who have been troubled by Omnia's imperialistic ambitions. Sergeant Simony, whose native Istanzia had been conquered by Omnia in his youth, brings Didactylos and Urn to Omnia to lead the Turtle Movement in a rebellion against the Church.

On the desert's edge, a recovered Vorbis attempts to finish off Om's tortoise form, knocks out and abducts Brutha, and proclaims himself as the Eighth Prophet, elevating Brutha to archbishop to buy his silence. After Urn accidentally activates the hydraulic system which secretly operates the doors of the Great Temple, Brutha interrupts Vorbis's ordainment. As a result, Brutha is to be publicly burned for heresy but Om comes to the rescue, dropping from an eagle's claws onto Vorbis' head, killing him. The great crowd witnesses this miracle and comes to believe in Om, making him powerful again. In the ethereal desert, Vorbis learns to his horror that what he thought was the voice of Om was in fact his own voice echoing inside of his own head, plunging him into despair and leaving him unable to cross the desert and face judgement.

Om manifests himself over the citadel and attempts to grant Brutha the honour of establishing the Church's new doctrines. However, Brutha wishes to establish a 'constitutional religion' whereby Om Himself obeys Omnianism's new commandments and answers some of the prayers of his followers in exchange for a steady source of belief, believing that Om will lose his power again otherwise.

Ephebe has allied with several other nations along the Klatchian coast and has sent an army against Omnia, establishing a beachhead near the citadel. Brutha attempts to establish diplomatic contact with the generals of the opposing army, wishing to stop the war before it starts by surrendering. Despite trusting Brutha, the leaders state they do not trust Omnia and that bloodshed is necessary. At the same time, Simony leads the Omnian military including Urn's 'Iron Turtle' war engine to the beachhead in order to fight the anti-Omnian alliance.

Om attempts to physically intervene in the battle, but Brutha demands he does not interfere with the actions of humans. Om is infuriated but obeys Brutha, and instead travels to Dunmanifestin, where gods gamble on the lives of humans in order to gain or lose belief. Om unleashes his fury on the other gods and causing a storm that disrupts the battle. Eventually he compels all other gods of the forces at the battle to tell their soldiers to stop fighting and make peace.

In the aftermath Brutha becomes the Eighth Prophet, ending the Quisition's practice of torture and reforming the church to be more open-minded and humanist, with the citadel becoming home to the largest non-magical library on the Discworld. Om also agrees to forsake the smiting of Omnian citizens for at least a hundred years. A hundred years to the day after Om's return to power Brutha dies. In the afterlife he finds the spirit of Vorbis and, taking pity on him, guides him to his judgement. It is revealed that this century of peace was originally meant to be a century of war and bloodshed which the History Monk Lu-Tze changed to something he liked better.




Tuesday, November 11, 2025

Rise of the Warrior Cop (Non-Fiction) 1Star DNF@63%

 

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Title: Rise of the Warrior Cop
Series: (Non-Fiction)
Author: Radley Balko
Rating: 1 of 5 Stars DNF@63%
Genre: Non-Fiction
Pages: 459 / 290
Words: 176K / 111K
Publish: 2021 (updated)



When the author apologized for his whiteness and his editor’s whiteness in the “updated” introduction, I knew this was going to be a rough read. When the author made it clear that he wanted to legalize marijuana on a national scale and claimed that there were no harmful side effects to using it, the ride got rougher. When the author used personal attacks against one political party for doing something, then softballed the other political party when they did the exact same thing, it became Defcon 6. Finally, the ride went straight off a 1,000 foot waterfall when he claimed that ecstasy was harmless and that doctors who “over-prescribed” opioids were victims of a federal government witch hunt.

With all of that, I simply cannot trust ANYTHING he writes about in the book. You and I, as readers, don’t get to pick and choose what we want from an author when he makes it obvious he isn’t telling the truth. He’s either lying his little political ass off, or he isn’t.

Balko made it plain that he is a druggee and lying sack of politically filled bullshit. Which is just too bad because I was looking forward to reading on this subject.

What makes it even worse, personally, is that this is my THIRD dnf in the last two weeks. I have got to start picking out my books better than this. My monthly average rating is going to tank at this rate :-(

★☆☆☆☆


From the Publisher

The last days of colonialism taught America’s revolutionaries that soldiers in the streets bring conflict and tyranny. As a result, our country has generally worked to keep the military out of law enforcement. But according to investigative reporter Radley Balko, over the last several decades, America’s cops have increasingly come to resemble ground troops. The consequences have been dire: the home is no longer a place of sanctuary, the Fourth Amendment has been gutted, and police today have been conditioned to see the citizens they serve as an other—an enemy.

Today’s armored-up policemen are a far cry from the constables of early America. The unrest of the 1960s brought about the invention of the SWAT unit—which in turn led to the debut of military tactics in the ranks of police officers. Nixon’s War on Drugs, Reagan’s War on Poverty, Clinton’s COPS program, the post–9/11 security state under Bush and Obama: by degrees, each of these innovations expanded and empowered police forces, always at the expense of civil liberties. And these are just four among a slew of reckless programs.

In Rise of the Warrior Cop, Balko shows how politicians’ ill-considered policies and relentless declarations of war against vague enemies like crime, drugs, and terror have blurred the distinction between cop and soldier. His fascinating, frightening narrative shows how over a generation, a creeping battlefield mentality has isolated and alienated American police officers and put them on a collision course with the values of a free society.


Friday, November 07, 2025

The Resolve of Immortal Flesh (Collision #1) 2Stars DNF@45%

 

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Title: The Resolve of Immortal Flesh
Series: Collision #1
Author: Rich Colburn
Rating: 2 of 5 Stars DNF@45%
Genre: Thriller
Pages: 543 / 242
Words: 212K / 95K
Publish: 2016



I really tried to give this book the benefit of the doubt, mainly because it had been recommended to me in the Book Recommendations V post. However, the guy who wrote this made that impossible. He’s a bad writer with a terrible sense of pacing, an ego that demands he blather on and on about his pet philosophy and the lack of ability to write realistic characters that are more than cardboard.

This should have been a 300 page book, tops. But we spend an inordinate amount of time following the main character as he grows up in a broken home with insane parents. Things randomly happen with no apparent connection. The main character is also an asshole. I’d have gladly chopped his self-centered head off with my Tool of the Trade.

This is bad writing by a bad writer and I’m glad to see that he hasn’t churned out any more trash after 2017 when he put out the sequel to this book. Harsh, yes, but writers like this guy are polluting the literary landscapes like microplastics are polluting our water supply. They should be ashamed of putting out such sub-par garbage. They aren’t skilled enough and they are also teaching a whole generation of readers to accept writing that isn’t good. I’m going to stop there before I start talking about their “special” place in the afterlife :-(

★★☆☆☆


From the writer

What if the spirit world was rampant with technology sophisticated beyond anything mankind
has imagined?
What if a sociopath got his hands on a powerful piece of this technology?
What if you couldn’t die no matter how much damage your body sustained?
Join a reluctant hero on his quest to discover what the heck he should do with his time now that he has unlimited power and the world as he knew it collides with the “unseen” world. Will demon-possessed biomechanical monsters kill everyone? Will there be enough coffee to last through to the end of the world? Will that play into our hero’s decision whether or not to bother saving it? These are questions we’ve all wondered about. Explore these and other important philosophical questions as you follow the adventure that was contrived to do just that.

On a more serous note:
The Collision series offers a technological explanation for the supernatural. Human psychology, questions of life and death, and the nature of the supernatural play a critical role in the story of a man who becomes aware of the technology used by beings existing in higher modes of reality. The story is filled with humorous situations and comments, fantasy machines, and philosophical discussion.
The target audience is young adult to adult. The book does include some supernatural horror and some violence.


Tuesday, October 14, 2025

Conan and the Mists of Doom (Conan the Barbarian #34) 1.5Stars

 

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Title: Conan and the Mists of Doom
Series: Conan the Barbarian #34
Author: Roland Green
Rating: 1.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 184
Words: 71K
Publish: 1995


This was one of the worst Conan stories I’ve read so far, and I’ve read some real stinkers. It was an accumulated weight of misery that built up over time and I just couldn’t take it any more. When I finished this book, I swore off of these pastiches. Not necessarily for good, but at least until I go and read ALL the original Conan stuff by Howard.

This was a garbage story and the writing was that of a hack. It felt very much like Green had written his own “adventure” story and when it wouldn’t sell (because it was so boring and dumb and stupid), repurposed it into a Conan story. This wasn’t just “not good”, but it was “bad”. I shouldn’t feel like I’m reading some highschooler’s “story” when I’m reading a Conan novel. I need the skill and talent in the writing that makes me feel that sizzle, that zing as the sword chops through the monster. Just describing the action isn’t writing the action and I’m afraid this writer doesn’t have the skill to do that.

Blehhhhhh...

★✬☆☆☆


From Wikipedia

The story is set in the Kezankian Mountains and the borderlands of Turan. After Conan's time spent with the Afghulis begins to sour, he leads a band of tribesmen away from the Afghuli mountains and towards Koth. During their journey, the tribesmen are intercepted by a force of Turanian cavalry, led by Khezal, an old acquaintance of Conan's.[2] Khezal offers Conan and his warriors freedom if they help combat the Mist of Doom, a life-draining force that is attacking Khezal's territory near the mountains. Unbeknownst to ether Conan or Khezal, the Mist is controlled by the Lady of the Mists, who is gathering captives to feed to the Mist, in hopes of controlling it.

The Afghulis and Turanians meet up with a third group of desert nomads, the Ekinari, led by Bethina, an attractive young warrior woman. The three groups combine forces in an effort to defeat the Mist before it grows out of control. In the climactic battle, the Lady of the Mist is killed, but not before she can summon an elemental. The two magical forces collide, destroying the valley and each other. Conan's chief advisor, Farad, and Bethina stay in the valley to repopulate it while Conan rides on into Koth.



Friday, October 10, 2025

Lavondyss / DNF (Mythago Wood #2) 2Stars

 

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Title: Lavondyss / DNF
Series: Mythago Wood #2
Author: Robert Holdstock
Rating: 2 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 200/325
Words: 84K/137K
Publish: 1988



I wasn’t particularly enjoying this read but wasn’t really hating it either, so I guess I was coasting along, being lazy.

Then one of the characters says to another something along the lines of “Now you’re just talking nonsense” and it suddenly hit me, this entire book is nonsense and the WHOLE idea by Holdstock is nonsense and so I just stopped reading without further ado.

I was wasting my time on utter nonsense and when I realized that, I stopped. Not as good as not starting the nonsense in the first place, but much better than continuing it to the end and allowing it to infest my mind, even if negatively. I’m also giving this book the “garbage” tag because it’s not fun nonsense :-(

The cover is awesome however. I would have picked this book up based on it alone. It’s a real shame such garbage is hiding inside.



★★☆☆☆


From Wikipedia

During her formative years, Tallis encounters the British composer Ralph Vaughan Williams (not a mythago, but real flesh and blood). Tallis sings him a song that she thinks she has made up herself, but the composer identifies its tune as that of a folk song he has collected personally in Norfolk. Slowly Tallis's links with the wood intensify. She makes ten chthonic wooden masks, each of which represents one of the ten first legends in Ryhope wood. Within the context of the story, these masks are talismans that help to engage certain parts of her subconscious and so link her with the characters and landscapes which are forming within the wood. When properly used (especially later in the book), these masks allow Tallis to see things that cannot be seen without them, and they can also be used to create 'Hollowings' — pathways in space and time which allow her to step into far-off places within the wood which would otherwise take days, weeks, or even months to travel to on foot. Tallis makes the masks in the following order:

  1. The Hollower — made from elm, this female mask is painted red and white.

  2. Gaberlungi — made from oak and painted white, this mask is known as "memory of the land".

  3. Skogen — made from hazel and painted green, this mask is known as "shadow of the forest".

  4. Lament — made from willow bark, this simple mask is painted gray.

  5. Falkenna — the first of three journey masks is painted like a hawk; this mask is known as "the flight of a bird into an unknown region".

  6. Silvering — the second of three journey masks is painted in colored circles; this mask is known as "the movement of a salmon into the rivers of an unknown region". The Silvering is also the name of a short story included in Merlin's Wood.

  7. Cunhaval — the third of three journey masks is made from elder wood; this mask is known as "the running of a hunting dog through the forest tracks of an unknown region".

  8. Moondream — made from beechwood, this mask is painted with moon symbols on its face. This mask plays a prominent role in The Hollowing.

  9. Sinisalo — made from wych elm and painted white and azure, this mask is known as "seeing the child in the land".

  10. Morndun — this mask appears dead from the front, but alive from behind and is known as "the first journey of a ghost into an unknown region".

Before setting foot in the wood, Tallis has one particular encounter that has major repercussions through the rest of the story: with the 'help' of one of the mythagos, she 'hollows' (creates a Hollowing) and observes Scathach, a young warrior, dying on a battlefield beneath a tree. Tallis' misdirected magic used to help this young warrior changes both her story and Harry Keeton's story in Ryhope wood.

Deep within Ryhope wood Tallis eventually meets up with Edward Wynne-Jones (human, not mythago) who was only mentioned in Mythago Wood. He is now living in the wood as a shaman to a small village of ancient people. Through his understanding of the wood (which he studied with the scientist George Huxley from the first book), Tallis herself gains an understanding of her connections with all that surrounds her; most importantly, she asks him how she might find her lost brother Harry Keeton


Sunday, April 13, 2025

The Infinity Gate (Pandominion #1) 1Star

 

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Title: The Infinity Gate
Series: Pandominion #1
Author: Mike Carey
Rating: 1 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 523
Words: 163K
Publish: 2023



I was intrigued by the writing and the storytelling. I stayed up late one night, when I couldn’t really afford it.

Technically, this is a duology. The reality is that it was one long book that he just randomly cut in two and called it a duology. This just ended, abruptly. No resolution, no closure, nothing. I was so pissed off that I was on the edge of just abandoning the next book and sending Carey to hell. Yes, you heard that right. I have that power. I have chosen to be merciful and let him live though.

I will also be reading the next book, hopefully enjoy it, mark it 1star and also label Carey as an author to avoid. Authors who don’t know how to actually write individual books within a series, even a duology, are trash in my eyes.

★☆☆☆☆


From the Publisher

Infinity is only the beginning.
The Pandominion: a political and trading alliance of a million worlds - except that they're really just the one world, Earth, in many different realities. And when an AI threat arises that could destroy everything the Pandominion has built, they'll eradicate it by whatever means necessary, no matter the cost to human life.
Scientist Hadiz Tambuwal is looking for a solution to her own Earth's environmental collapse when she stumbles across the secret of inter-dimensional travel. It could save everyone on her dying planet, but now she's walked into the middle of a war on a scale she never dreamed of.
And she needs to choose a side before it kills her.


Tuesday, November 05, 2024

Neuromancer (The Sprawl #1) 1/2Star Hate Read

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Title: Neuromancer
Series: The Sprawl #1
Author: William Gibson
Rating: 0.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Cyberpunk
Pages: 251
Words: 84K


Because this might be seen by more than the usual suspects, I spoil my reviews. So read at your own risk. But if you’re reading Neuromancer, you deserve whatever you get. No sympathy from me. This is a rage fueled hate re-read of this book and I plan on venting my spleen at John Wick levels, and I have pencils. You have been warned.


PART I
Chapter 1 – In which Bookstooge meets some Main Characters, and Hates them.

Having read this once before, back in 2011 (2011 Neuromancer Review) I was passably familiar with what I was getting into. My review back then left a lot to be desired, even by me, someone who is usually pithy and pointed and rather economical with my words. However, it bloody well sums up this whole first chapter to a flipping Tee. Maybe my pithy pointedness was more spot on than I realized.

We are introduced to Case, a drug addicted hacker who stole data from the wrong people (those employing him, dumbass!) and they burnt out his nervous system so he could never jack into the system (here called The Matrix. Hmmmmm, sound familiar?) again. Case is 24 and on such a downward trajectory that he’ll commit suicide by risky job within a month.

Everyone who Case knows, or comes into contact with, is as much a junkie and a loser as himself. We are talking scum of the Earth here. Case’s dealer is trying to steal from him, his ex-girlfriend lies to him to steal 3megabytes of RAM (oh, did I laugh out loud at THAT!!!). Case is so strung out that he can’t function without drugs.

Speaking of drugs, Gibson for sure was a damned junkie himself at some point. His use of terminology and slang is way too prolific to have been learned using a dictionary and thesaurus. I HATE drugs. They destroy the very essence of a person and leave them a shambling wreck that only causes pain and ruin to those around them. As far as I’m concerned, drugs are the physical embodiment of spiritual evil. And our main character Case has deliberately placed himself within that web of evil.

Rage fueled hate read? Oh, game on!

Chapter 2 – In Which Bookstooge meets some other characters

At chapter’s beginning we meet Case’s new employer, an Ex-Special Forces military guy and his crazy teched out assassin girl. Who has Wolverine style fingernails. Case gets his matrix jockey ability back, has sex with the tech assassin, watches his ex-girlfriend get whacked by a former employer and is disappointed that his new mods make drugs of no use to him any more.

Wow, what a bunch of scumbags killing each other. I wasn’t sad about that at all. Case proves what a man whore he is and between that and his former drug use, if he dies I’ll be happy. When you hate the main character from the get-go, and that hatred only grows in the second chapter, it just doesn’t bode well for the book as a whole.

Gibson really throws around a lot of tech terms in this chapter. I don’t know enough to tell if he was using some real terminology or if it was just mystical mumbo jumbo garbage. I think it was all complete bullshit, but then I’m not exactly unbiased about Gibson.

PART II

Chapter 3 – In Which Bookstooge reads a metric ton of technobabble and rolls his eyes a lot

I seriously thought of giving up in this chapter. Chase gets his online mojo back, has a lot of sex with Molly the ninja/assassin/thingy and finds out that he is biologically boobytrapped to help him stay loyal to his employer. Then Gibson throws around even MORE technobabble, to the point where it didn’t make any sense to me and my mind just skipped over it. And I didn’t feel like it made one iota of difference to the story.

Chapter 4 – In Which terrorists help our protagonist to steal something from a library

Booo! Stealing from a library, booo!!!!!! I don’t care if it’s some super duper secret locked down online only library, it’s just plain despicable to steal from one. Even if it’s a digital version of Case’s old mentor who taught him every cowboy trick he knew (apparently Gibson didn’t foresee that Brokeback Mountain would be a thing in the future and that we could make endless jokes about cowboys). While the graphic sex scene happened earlier in the book, there’s still pornographic levels of description included. Bad people, worse people, and then people I don’t know how to describe other than plain and simple evil, doing bad things, doing worse thing and doing evil things.

Chapter 5 – In Which Bookstooge learns that AI are really pulling the strings and Case meets the digital version of his old boss

I have such issues with how AI are used in stories and in popular culture. Digital selves as well. It all springs from the idea that our minds are self-existing containers and as long as you scoop all the info-goop, you can dump that goop somewhere else and still have that mind. I call it the harddrive fallacy. We are more than just containers for data. There is a reason every human is unique. Genes, dna, bits of broken biology, etc. It all comes together to make the person. We are our minds, our bodies and our wills/emotions/spirits. Take away one and it changes everything. Plus, the idea that sentience can come out of non-sentience is so bullshit that how any intelligent person can give it credence in real life is ridiculous. Most of the time I don’t mind, because it’s just a plot line like “aliens” or superheroes. We all know the X-Men aren’t real nor can they be. But imagine if people actually thought they could be and started irradiating themselves. And a whole culture lived that way. It would be madness. And our culture is descending into madness and the promise of “AI” is just one step down along that path.

Chapter 6 & 7– In Which Bookstooge just gives up.

I’m reading the rest of the book, but it’s not worth any more commentary than these blasted 1000 words I’ve already given it. Pure trash. Drivel. Garbage. Filth.

There, that’s three pencils in Gibson’s eye! I hope it hurts, a lot.

PART III

Chapter 8 – In which Bookstooge keeps writing

because that’s what I do. I don’t do drugs, or whore around or kill people. I write. So if I have to suffer this wretched book, then I’m going to make sure you suffer as much as I possibly can make you with my words. In fact, you are simply:

USELESS

LOSER

SCUMBAG

UNLOVABLE

WASTE OF SPACE

INSIGNIFICANT

STUPID

GULLIBLE

FAT

UGLY

STINKY

DIRTY

There, did I manage to hurt your feelings at all? I hope so. Now you don’t have to read this book and hurt your brain.

Chapters 9-16 – In Which Bookstooge wishes he was dead

This book is only 250 pages and it feels like I have spent a veritable eternity here. It’s horrible, just horrible I tell you! This is the book that simply will not end. No matter how much time I spend reading this, it just keeps going! It’s like I’m stuck in some sort of horror themed Dr Who episode where terrible things are happening just offscreen but the terror is palpable.

I guess, let me put it this way. Last month I had a needle stuck in each of my eyes. I would rather do that again than continuing this. But I am so tough, so macho, so manly and totally a man’s man that I’m going to cry like a little baby and keep on reading!

~strikes macho pose

Don’t even think about questioning my utter hatred of this absolute piece of moldering, maggot infested tripe. I hate this enough to finish it.

Chapters 17-End – In Which Bookstooge proves that nothing is more implacable than him.

I finished this. I finished this disgusting piece of shit and I feel bad. I feel terrible. I feel terrible that I wasted my time. I feel terrible that a person can exist whose mind is even capable of writing utter drivel and dreck like this. There is NO justification for this novel or it’s influence on Cyberpunk. But it explains why I’ve always hated cyberpunk. I probably blocked out the details of my previous read but my subconscious kept the truth just out of focus, but still there.

This is the exact scenario I imagine when I don’t listen to my gut and a read goes disastrously wrong. I knew I was going to hate this, based on my original read from years ago, but I had no idea it would be this bad. I know I haven’t given you analytical details. But when your eyeballs have been gouged out and your entrails are sliding out of your sliced up stomach, will you really tell someone “Oh boy, this really hurts. Gibson just scooped my eyeballs out, cut my abdomen open and is in the process of ripping my guts out.” No, you’d be screaming and clawing and too busy dying horribly. That is my experience with this book. Melodramatic? Absolutely! Is this is horrible book? Even MORE absolutely.

I have serious regrets about re-reading this book. It sucked all the joy out of reading for me for weeks on end. It has burned out my desire to write reviews and I don’t know when I’ll recover. But as I view the wreckage that is my literary self, I can cross my arms in satisfaction, KNOWING that I was tougher than this book. I beat it. I finished it. AND I BLOODY WELL WROTE ABOUT EVERY EXCRUCIATING EXPERIENCE. I am scalped, I am gutted, I am sliced to pieces but I stand here, screaming out into the internet, I STILL STAND!!!! I am tougher than this book. I am more determined than Gibson ever could be. I am victorious because I beat this book to a bloody pulp and it’s not getting up and walking away from this, while I am.

This was a crucible experience and now I am on the other side. Let the healing begin.


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✬☆☆☆☆


From Wikipedia

Synopsis – click to open

Henry Dorsett Case is a low-level hustler in the dystopian underworld of Chiba City, Japan. Once a talented computer hacker and “console cowboy”, Case was caught stealing from his employer. As punishment, Case’s central nervous system was damaged, leaving him unable to access the virtual reality dataspace called the “matrix”. Case is approached by Molly Millions, an augmented “razorgirl” and mercenary on behalf of a shadowy US ex-military officer named Armitage, who offers to cure Case for his services as a hacker. Case agrees, and his nervous system is repaired, though sacs of poison are placed in his blood vessels. If Case completes the job, Armitage will have the sacs removed; if not, they will burst and cripple him again.

Armitage has Case and Molly steal a ROM module that contains the saved consciousness of one of Case’s mentors, legendary cyber-cowboy McCoy Pauley.

Case and Molly discover Armitage’s former identity as Colonel Willis Corto. Corto was a member of “Operation Screaming Fist,” meant to disrupt Soviet computer systems. As his team attacked a Soviet computer center, EMP weapons shut down their flight systems. He and a few survivors escaped over the Finnish border, but their helicopter was shot down, killing everyone except for Corto. After months in a hospital, Corto was visited by a US government official, who returned him to the United States to receive psychotherapy and reconstructive surgery. After providing what he came to realize was false testimony, misleading the public and protecting corrupt military officers, Corto snapped, killed the official who contacted him, and disappeared into the criminal underworld, becoming Armitage.

In Istanbul, the team recruits Peter Riviera, a sociopathic thief and drug addict. The trail leads Case to Wintermute, an artificial intelligence created by the Tessier-Ashpool family. The Tessier-Ashpools spend their time in cryonic preservation at Freeside, a cylindrical space habitat which functions as a Las Vegas-style space resort for the wealthy.

Wintermute reveals itself to Case and explains that it is one half of a super-AI entity planned by the family. It has been programmed with a need to merge with its other half, Neuromancer, and has recruited Armitage and his team since it cannot achieve this goal by itself. Case is tasked with entering cyberspace to pierce the software barriers with an icebreaker program. Riviera is to obtain the password to the lock from Lady 3Jane Marie-France Tessier-Ashpool, the CEO of the family’s corporation.

Armitage’s personality starts to revert to the Corto personality as he relives Screaming Fist. It is revealed that Wintermute had originally contacted Corto through a computer during his psychotherapy, creating his Armitage persona. As Corto breaks through, he is uncontrollable, and Wintermute ejects him into space.

Riviera meets Lady 3Jane and tries to stop the mission, helping Lady 3Jane and Hideo, her ninja bodyguard, capture Molly. Under orders from Wintermute, Case tracks Molly down. Neuromancer traps Case within a simulated reality after he enters cyberspace. He finds the consciousness of Linda Lee, his girlfriend from Chiba City, who was murdered by one of his underworld contacts. He also meets Neuromancer, who takes the form of a young boy. Neuromancer tries to convince Case to remain in the virtual world with Linda, but Case refuses.

With Wintermute guiding them, Case goes to confront Lady 3Jane, Riviera, and Hideo. Riviera tries to kill Case, but Lady 3Jane is sympathetic towards Case and Molly, and Hideo protects him. Riviera flees, and Molly explains that he is doomed anyway, as she had spiked his drugs with a lethal toxin. The team makes it to the computer terminal. Case enters cyberspace to guide the icebreaker; Lady 3Jane is induced to give up her password, and the lock opens. Wintermute unites with Neuromancer, becoming a superconsciousness. The poison in Case’s bloodstream is washed out and he and Molly are profusely paid, while Pauley’s ROM construct is apparently erased at his own request.

Molly leaves Case, who finds a new girlfriend and resumes his hacking work. Wintermute/Neuromancer contacts him, claiming it has become “the sum total of the works, the whole show” and is looking for others like itself. Scanning recorded transmissions, the super-AI finds a transmission from the Alpha Centauri star system.

While logged into cyberspace, Case glimpses Neuromancer standing in the distance with Linda Lee, and himself. He also hears inhuman laughter, which suggests that Pauley still lives. The sighting implies that Neuromancer created a copy of Case’s consciousness, which now exists in cyberspace with those of Linda and Pauley.

Wednesday, October 02, 2024

Mostly Harmless (THGttG #5) 1Star

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Title: Mostly Harmless
Series: THGttG #5
Author: Douglas Adams
Rating: 1 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 148
Words: 64K


In the first book, I stated that the philosophy of Hedonistic Nihilism portrayed by Adams disturbed me. That got some good comments going.

Well, I feel flipping vindicated. The book ends with the Vogons destroying every version of Earth on every possible space/time continuum. And Arthur just sits back and enjoys the thought of the coming total nonexistence coming his way.

I cannot state strongly enough how abhorrent I find that attitude.

★☆☆☆☆

ps,

Two sub-2star books in a row is a REALLY BAD WAY TO START THE MONTH!!! Just saying…


From Wikipedia

Synopsis – click to open

Arthur Dent plans to sightsee across the Galaxy with his girlfriend Fenchurch, but she disappears during a hyperspace jump, a result of being from an unstable sector of the Galaxy. Depressed, Arthur continues to travel the galaxy using samples of his bodily tissues/fluids to fund his travels, assured of his safety until he visits Stavromula Beta, having killed an incarnation of Agrajag at some point in the future at said planet. During one trip, he ends up stranded on the homely planet Lamuella, and decides to stay to become a sandwich maker for the local population.

Meanwhile, Ford Prefect has returned to the offices of the Hitchhiker’s Guide, and is annoyed to find out the original publishing company, Megadodo Publications, has been taken over by InfiniDim Enterprises, which are run by the Vogons. Fearing for his life, he escapes the building, along the way stealing the yet-unpublished, seemingly sentient Hitchhiker’s Guide Mk. II. He goes into hiding after sending the Guide to himself, care of Arthur, for safekeeping.

On Lamuella, Arthur is surprised by the appearance of Trillian with a teenage daughter, Random Dent. Trillian explains that she wanted a child, and used the only human DNA she could find, thus claiming that Arthur is Random’s father. She leaves Random with Arthur to allow her to better pursue her career as an intergalactic reporter. Random is frustrated with Arthur and life on Lamuella; when Ford’s package to Arthur arrives, she takes it and discovers the Guide. The Guide helps her to escape the planet on Ford’s ship after Ford arrives on the planet looking for Arthur. Discovering Random, the Guide, and Ford’s ship missing, the two manage to find a way to leave Lamuella and head for Earth, where they suspect Random is also heading to find Trillian. Ford expresses concern at the Guide’s manipulation of events, noting its “Unfiltered Perception” and fearing its potence and ultimate objective.

Reporter Tricia McMillan is a version of Trillian living on an alternate Earth who never took Zaphod Beeblebrox’s offer to travel in space. She is approached by an extraterrestrial species, the Grebulons, who have created a base of operations on the planet Rupert, a recently discovered tenth planet in the Solar System. However, due to damage to their ship in arriving, they have lost most of their computer core and their memories, with the only salvageable instructions being to observe something interesting with Earth. They ask Tricia’s help to adapt astrology charts for Rupert in exchange for allowing her to interview them. She fulfills their request and conducts the interview, but the resulting footage looks so fake that she fears it will destroy her reputation if broadcast. She is called away from editing the footage to report on a spaceship landing in the middle of London.

As Tricia arrives at the scene, Random steps off the ship and begins to yell at her, mistaking Tricia for her mother. Arthur, Ford, and Trillian arrive and help Tricia to calm Random. They remove her from the chaos surrounding the spacecraft and take her to a bar. Trillian tries to warn the group that the Grebulons, having become bored with their mission, are about to destroy the Earth. Random disrupts the discussion by producing a laser gun she took from her ship. Arthur, still believing he cannot die, tries to calm Random, but a distraction causes her to fire the weapon, sending the bar into a panic. Arthur tends to a man hit by the blast, who drops a matchbook with the name of the bar – “Stavro Mueller – Beta” – and Arthur realizes that this is the scene of Agrajag’s final death. He sees Ford laughing wildly at this turn of events and experiences a “tremendous feeling of peace”.[1]

The Grebulons destroy the Earth, believing that their horoscopes will improve if it is removed from their astrological charts. It is revealed that the Vogons designed the Guide Mk. II to achieve their desired outcome by manipulating temporal events. As a result, every version of the Earth in all realities is obliterated, fulfilling the demolition order that was issued in the first novel. Its mission complete, the Guide collapses into nothingness.

Atlantic Scramble (Phoenix Force #3) 3Stars

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