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Friday, June 05, 2026

The Black Colossus (Conan Chronicles #4) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: The Black Colossus
Series: Conan Chronicles #4
Author: Robert Howard
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 45
Words: 14K
Publish: 1933


This was a quintessential Conan story. A country is in trouble, threatened by an old time’y sorcerer, Conan gets hired to fight the horde the Sorcerer has raised, there’s a beautiful (probably semi or completely naked) girl involved and Conan kills said old time’y sorcerer with ye olde time’y sword.

I kind of wish there had been more to this story. A 3,000 year old sorcerer is resurrected, begins the conquest of the world and Conan ends the whole shebang by spearing him with a sword. Apparently old time’y sorcerers just aren’t what they used to be. My goodness, back in my day sorcerers used to wipe out whole nations with just a gesture of their hand. To kill one you needed a super secret jewel dipped in extinct alien blood. That’s the kind of sorcerer we had back in the bad old days!

Hahahahahaaa.

Not high on my personal list of Conan stories. Not bad, hence why I’m still giving it 3.5stars but not one I’d voluntarily go back and re-read because I enjoyed it so much.

The cover is pretty cool. It’s by the same publisher that did The Tower of the Elephant. I think I’m going to try to find these covers whenever I can.

★★★✬☆


From Grokipedia.com

"Black Colossus" takes place in the Hyborian Age, opening in the desolate ruins of Kuthchemes in eastern Shem, where the master thief Shevatas penetrates the ivory-domed tomb of the ancient sorcerer Thugra Khotan in search of treasure but meets a gruesome end at the hands of a guardian serpent and the tomb's lingering magic. [14] [15] The narrative shifts to the small kingdom of Khoraja on the Kothian frontier, where Princess Yasmela rules as regent while her brother is held captive in Ophir. Yasmela is plagued by psychic visitations from Natohk the Veiled One, a mysterious desert prophet who has united thirty nomadic tribes, fifteen cities, rebel Stygian elements, and five thousand chariots into a vast invading horde threatening Khoraja. [14] [15]Desperate for guidance, Yasmela consults the ancient oracle of Mitra in a hidden palace shrine. The god's voice instructs her to walk the midnight streets alone and entrust the kingdom's fate to the first man she meets. [14] [16] She encounters Conan the Cimmerian, a scarred mercenary captain serving in the employ of General Amalric's regiment. Despite skepticism from nobles including Count Thespides, Chancellor Taurus, and Amalric himself, Yasmela appoints Conan supreme commander of Khoraja's forces. [14] [17]The Khorajan army, bolstered by mercenaries, Shemitish archers, and aristocratic knights, marches south to intercept the invaders at the strategic Pass of Shamla, with Yasmela accompanying them in a camel litter. Conan deploys the troops defensively around the Well of Altaku, positioning archers on ridges and holding the main strength on the plateau. [15] Natohk's horde emerges from an unnatural mist, and the battle erupts when Count Thespides leads an unauthorized charge that falls victim to Natohk's sorcery—a glittering powder that explodes in blinding white flame, annihilating the knights. [14] [15] The disciplined core of the enemy, including Stygian nobles and mailed Shemitish asshuri, advances relentlessly, clashing in brutal hand-to-hand combat at the pass's narrow neck. [15]Conan directs Amalric's mercenary cavalry on a flanking ride through hidden paths while leading a suicidal downhill charge with Khorajan spearmen on half-wild mounts. The combined assault shatters the horde's cohesion, causing the nomads to panic and the disciplined units to collapse in rout. [14] [15] In the final chaos, Natohk seizes Yasmela in a driverless chariot drawn by a monstrous black creature and flees toward desert ruins. Conan pursues alone, confronts Natohk—who reveals himself as the resurrected Thugra Khotan after three thousand years—and slays the sorcerer with a thrown sword. [14] [15] The invading threat is decisively ended, and the story closes with an intense personal moment between Conan and Yasmela amid the aftermath. [14]





Tuesday, May 26, 2026

The Strength of Symbols (Warhammer 40K: Astra Militarum) 3Stars

 

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Title: The Strength of Symbols
Series: Warhammer 40K: Astra Militarum
Author: Carrie Harris
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 36
Words: 8K
Publish: 2023



A nice little story about recovering a Regimental Flag so as to boost morale of an entire army. A medic and some troopers are sent on a mission to recover the flag in ork infested territory and they all have a bonding moment. They get the flag, and return just in time to inspire the other troops to win a battle. It was actually pretty hokey.

It also made me wonder why the Army sent a highly trained medic along on a secret mission. Wouldn’t she have been better utilized staying at the main hospital hacking off poor soldiers’s limbs so they can be augmented and returned to the meat grinder of the war.

That is about how the whole WH40K universe works though. If it would make sense or be logical or commonsense, well, THAT kind of thing is very unwelcome in the Empire of Mankind. So just stop thinking, would you? Because if you don’t, the Emperor’s rotting corpse will send the ghost of Horus to haunt you and Horus will bring along his Chaos buddies, who WILL eat your soul, literally.

Ahhh, good times ;-)

★★✬☆☆


From the Publisher:

A medic from a different regiment hatches a plan to retrieve an important relic and earn her place among her new comrades.

READ IT BECAUSE

The Cadians are a proud regiment. Learn what an outsider must do to show them what Valhallans are made of and earn their trust.

THE STORY

Cadian medic Cathris Korr, a Valhallan transplant, is part of a squad sent on a special mission to retrieve a regimental banner stolen by the opposing ork army. When their Chimera is destroyed, Cathris must overcome her fear of the orks and put her skills as a healer to good use in order to bring the banner where it is needed most, and earn her place amongst the Cadians.




Thursday, May 21, 2026

Little House in the Big Woods (Little House #1) 4Stars

 

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Title: Little House in the Big Woods
Series: Little House #1
Author: Laura Ingalls Wilder
Rating: 4 of 5 Stars
Genre: MG Historical Fiction
Pages: 87
Words: 33K
Publish: 1932



What a delightful gem of a book! While I’m stating this is middle grade level, it is simple enough that it could easily be read by elementary school age kids. We get a year in the life of the Ingalls family from the viewpoint of Laura, who is 4 at the beginning of the book and 5 by the time the story wraps up. It is a very positive outlook to things, just like you’d expect from the memories of someone that young. They wouldn’t understand some of the bad and would just accept things as they are, because they don’t know any different.

My mom read these to me growing up before I could read on my own and then I read them on my own at some point. Might have even read them a couple of times. But I never did read them as an adult and since I needed some ya/childrens books to keep me from being a total old grump, I decided on these. This book delighted me and I feel like I’ve made a great choice to go through the Little House series and I am looking forward to reading more. That makes a book a success in my eyes.

★★★★☆


From Grokipedia

The narrative of Little House in the Big Woods follows the Ingalls family's experiences through the seasons in their log cabin in the Wisconsin wilderness. In the fall and early winter, Pa hunts deer and other game to stock the larder, and with Uncle Henry's help butchers their fattened pig, preserving the meat as roasts, sausages, headcheese, lard, and other provisions while hanging venison and storing vegetables outside to freeze.   During the long winter evenings, Pa plays his fiddle for family singing and tells vivid stories of past encounters with bears and panthers, including Grandpa's sled ride chased by a panther and Pa's own narrow escapes, which both delight and unsettle young Laura.  Pa also molds bullets by melting lead over the fire and pouring it into a bullet mold to prepare ammunition for his rifle. Laura frequently feels afraid of the wild animals surrounding the cabin, such as wolves howling close by at night, the time Ma mistook a bear for the cow Sukey and slapped it before fleeing with Laura back to safety, or imagining panthers lurking in the shadows, yet she feels protected and secure inside the sturdy little house with her family nearby.  Christmas brings a joyful gathering when Uncle Peter, Aunt Eliza, and their children visit, filling the cabin with relatives, homemade gifts including a new rag doll named Charlotte for Laura, mittens, candy, festive food, and storytelling around the fire. As late winter transitions to spring with a "sugar snow," the family travels to Grandpa's for sugaring-off, collecting maple sap from the trees, boiling it into syrup and sugar, and celebrating with neighbors at a lively dance featuring music and food.   In spring, preparations lead to the family's first trip to town, where Laura and Mary marvel at the store and village sights.  Summer brings visits to and from neighbors, along with garden tending and other warm-weather activities. In fall, harvest time involves relatives helping Pa and Ma with field work and grain processing, while the family resumes preparations for the coming winter. 


Wednesday, April 22, 2026

The Sum of Its Parts (Warhammer 40K: Astra Militarum) 3Stars

 

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Title: The Sum of Its Parts
Series: Warhammer 40K: Astra Militarum
Author: Rhuairidh James
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 33
Words: 8K
Publish: 2023



These little snippets of stories from the Warhammer 40K universe are working out for me perfectly. Just enough to keep my appetite whetted without actually filling me up. The perfect appetizer.

That’s what these are and I’m ok with that. Doesn’t make for great reviews but hey, not everything can make that cut, you know?

★★★☆☆


From the Publisher:

Follow the history of one of the Guard’s finest weapons.

THE STORY
Through a series of vignettes, we learn the history of the Leman Russ tank Sebastian's Lance over hundreds of years of Imperial warfare.



Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Jane Austen: Jack and Alice 3Stars

 

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Title: Jane Austen: Jack and Alice
Series: ----------
Author: Jane Austen
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Satire
Pages: 33
Words: 6K
Publish: 1787


Oh, another delightful read. Jack and Alice are brother and sister and Jack is only mentioned because he dies of being so drunk. Alice is wanting the local godbod boy but doesn’t get him.

This was just so over the top. Drunkards, drama, steel traps, insta-healing. Austen really laid it on thick and it just hit my funny bone. This was caricature in the humorous vein, laid on very thick.

My only issue was with being so short, there were a great many people and I did lose track of who was who for several parts. In fact, I had to read this twice to figure out who the “Jack” in the title is because he is such a non-character in the story :-D

What I enjoyed most about this, humor aside, what that I could see the barest flashes of just who Austen was turning into as an author. The eggs were unbroken, sitting on the counter, and I could tell that one day they would turn into lovely and delicious scrambled eggs. There was a pig out in the yard that would one day turn into bacon to go along with those scrambled eggs. Finally, I could see the wheat out in the fields, just about ready for harvest, which would then be turned into bread and then into toast upon which I would heap my eggs and bacon. The pre-ingredients were here and it was fun to spot them.

Finally, that cover. It is a 100% disgrace. It looks like some young adult romance trash instead of the comedic send up that this story is. While I would never read a book based on this cover, if I were the kind of reader who did and I read this, I would cry foul and I would cry it loudly. I might even get up and start some sort of petition! Oh, you all were barely saved from an “online petition”.
*insert eye roll

★★★☆☆


From Coursehero.com

Jane Austen dedicates "Jack and Alice" to Francis William Austen (1774–1865). Francis William Austen was Jane Austen's brother who at the time served as a midshipman on board the H.M.S. Perseverance which was a British Royal Navy warship. The story is divided into nine chapters. The first chapter begins with Mr. Johnson deciding to throw a masquerade party for his 55th birthday. He invites his short list of friends and acquaintances which includes Lady Williams, Mr. Jones and Mrs. Jones, Charles Adams, and Sukey Simpson and her two sisters. Mr. Johnson and his guests all live in a neighborhood called Pammydiddle. The most admired guest at the party is Charles Adams who is "so dazzling a Beauty that none but Eagles could look him in the Face." Everyone at the party is particularly amazed by a male guest who appears to wear a mask that represents the sun. The sunbeams that come from the eyes are so bright that no one can look directly at the mysterious masked man. The man half closes his eyes and is revealed to be Charles Adams who is not wearing a mask at all. He is simply too overwhelmingly attractive that no one is able to look directly at his face. The guests enjoy a night of "elegant & well managed Entertainment" after which they all head home "Dead Drunk."

The people of Pammydiddle continue to talk about the masquerade party for three months afterward. The presence of Charles Adams at the party is the most popular topic of conversation. Almost all the ladies and Alice Johnson in particular desire him. Alice has had a bit too much wine and decides to distract herself from her thoughts of Charles by visiting her friend Lady Williams. Lady Williams has experienced too much misery at the hands of her first love and thus avoids engaging in any more romance. She proceeds to tell Alice a story which abruptly ends after the two women repeatedly disagree over whether a woman can have "too much colour." However, their disagreement is short-lived because Lady Williams views Alice's conduct as a result of the young lady's inebriation and Alice simply has too much respect for Lady Williams to stay angry for long. The two women go for a walk a few days later that leads to Charles Adams's horse pond and notice a young woman "lying apparently in great pain" under a citron tree. The young woman named Lucy shares with Lady Williams and Alice the unfortunate story of how she ended up in her current predicament. Lucy is an extremely accomplished young woman from North Wales. She has lived for the past eight years with her mother's sister who provided her with renowned instructors. Under their instruction Lucy learned "Dancing, Music, Drawing & various Languages." Lucy says that she led a happy life until the last few months. Charles Adams visited his estate in her neighborhood in Wales and Lucy was so enchanted by the handsome young man that she wrote him a letter offering him her hand in marriage. Charles responded with "an angry & peremptory refusal." Lucy says that she assumed that Charles's refusal might be due to his modesty and thus continued to write to him but she received no response. Charles soon left the country so Lucy followed him which is how she ended up in her present situation. Her leg got stuck in a steel trap when she entered Charles's grounds. His servants heard her screams and released her from the trap but not before her leg was completely broken. Alice and Lady Williams are moved to tears and sympathy upon hearing Lucy's story and Lady Williams immediately proceeds to set Lucy's leg "with great skill" despite the fact that she had never performed such an operation. Alice is quite taken with the beautiful and elegant Lucy. Lady Williams informs Lucy to be wary of Alice because Alice drinks too much but insists that Alice is a charming and sweet woman whom she deeply adores.

The narrator of "Jack and Alice" says that at this point she must mention Alice's brother Jack who is "the Hero of this Novel." She says she has had little opportunity to speak of Jack due to his constant state of inebriation which eventually led to his death. The narrator returns then to Alice who is still desperate for a union with Charles and asks her father to go to Charles with a proposal. Charles gives a lengthy response in which he rejects the offer because he is "a perfect beauty." He claims, "I expect nothing more in my wife than my wife will find in me—Perfection." Alice is disappointed at Charles's refusal but soon drinks away her troubles. Meanwhile Lucy is "conquering every heart at Bath" and has forgotten Charles "with tolerable Ease." She writes to Lady Williams about a marriage proposal she has received from an elderly gentleman "of noble fortune." Lady Williams returns her correspondence with a confusing note in which she simultaneously urges Lucy to marry the gentleman and to reject his proposal and come live with her even though she cannot afford it. Lucy never receives her friend's advice because she dies before the letter arrives. Sukey Simpson whom Lucy lives with feels "Envy & Malice" toward Lucy and has poisoned her. Meanwhile in Pammydiddle everyone is surprised to find that Charles Adams intends to marry. They are shocked when Charles marries Lady Williams.



Tuesday, April 07, 2026

The Tower of the Elephant (Conan Chronicles #3) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: The Tower of the Elephant
Series: Conan Chronicles #3
Author: Robert Howard
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 30
Words: 9K
Publish: 1933


This Conan story goes back into the past, when Conan is still a young thief. He is in a new city, chasing down a legendary and quite possibly fictional, treasure called the Heart of the Elephant. It is contained within a wizard’s tower.

The opening scene shows how brash Conan is as a young man. He demands answers. He’s, not exactly insecure, but unsure of the situation in the inn due to his inexperience with merchants and this city. Thus his confrontation with the merchant and his having to leave rather quickly. He might be unsure of some things, but he’s never at a loss when it comes to “doing” things.

And that leads him to attempt the robbery of the tower that very night. No planning, no reconnaissance, just Conan going to the tower to try to break in. Once again, it shows his young brashness but he’s not stupid. He meets a skilled thief who is also attempting to rob the wizard and the team up. This is why I say Conan isn’t stupid. He knows the other thief has more experience and knowledge and is more than willing to go along with him. The old thief dies in a trap and that puts Conan on his guard. Because he really wasn’t before, even though he was robbing a wizard’s tower of its most treasured and magical possession.

When Conan meets the wizard’s mentor, who is now a mutilated being imprisoned on a throne of jade, things move slightly into the cosmic horror side of things. And that is a good thing because Conan isn’t just a barbarian fighting other humans, but a Force of Nature that those cosmic beings crash against. It’s very much the “Yes, there are terrible, horrible, no-good things out there. But our indomitable human spirit will conquer all!” kind of attitude that I like in my stories. Don’t give me this defeatist crap we see in books today where everything is hopeless and wrecked beyond recovery and everybody just sits on their ass bewailing how “done bad” they’ve been. Get off your ass and DO something, no matter how small. There are times I wish characters like Conan were real just so he could kill off all those lousy purveyors of despair and hopelessness. Anyway…. the mentor ends up helping Conan kill the sorcerer and Conan escapes with his life and nothing else.

That is one thing I’m not a fan of about Conan, he’s not a wise financial decision maker ;-) Hahahahaa.

★★★✬☆


From Wikipedia

In the Zamorian city of Arenjun also known as the "City of Thieves,” Conan drinks in a tavern. He overhears a Kothic rogue describe a fabulous jewel known as the "Heart of the Elephant," which is kept in a tower by an evil sorcerer named Yara.

Conan ventures into Yara's garden to steal the jewel and encounters Taurus of Nemedia, known as the "Prince of Thieves,” who has the same agenda. Taurus is wily and fat, but amazingly agile. Impressed by Conan's daring, Taurus agrees to work together. After battling lions in the tower gardens, the thieves ascend Yara's spire. Upon reaching the top, Taurus enters a treasure vault and is killed by the venomous bite of a giant spider. Conan crushes the spider with a chest of gems, then continues his search for the Heart of the Elephant.

He discovers a strange being with the body of a man and the head of an elephant. The creature, Yag-kosha, is a blind and tortured prisoner of Yara.

Yag-kosha reveals to Conan the pre-cataclysmic saga of his people, their arrival on Earth, and how he taught Yara the art of magic only to have his apprentice betray him. At Yag-kosha's request, Conan grabs the fabled jewel, kills the being, extracts the heart from his corpse, and drips its blood over the Heart of the Elephant. When he sets the blood-infused relic in front of Yara in his sleeping-chamber, the gem's magic shrinks and draws the sorcerer into the jewel. Inside, a revived Yag-kosha, limbs and wings restored, pursues the screaming Yara, and the Heart vanishes.

Obeying Yag-kosha's instructions, Conan leaves, emerging empty-handed from the tower at dawn as it collapses behind him. He has nothing after his night's work except for his sword, loin-cloth, and sandals.



Wednesday, March 25, 2026

Hell Fist (Warhammer 40K: Astra Militarum) 3Stars



 

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Title: Hell Fist
Series: Warhammer 40K: Astra Militarum
Author: Justin Woolley
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 26
Words: 8K
Publish: 2023



This was a story about some orks discussing the legendary Hell Fist, a jungle warrior able to appear out of thin air and disappear at will in a swirl of smoke. One of the orks is a Kommando, trying to train the other ork to also be a Kommando. The senior ork tells the younger one about a battle where he ran into Hell Fist and survived. The younger ork disbelieves everything he says and tells him he is a coward and that he (the younger ork) would totally krump Hell Fist. So of course Hell Fist shoots the senior ork dead and then punches the younger ork dead with his mechanical arm.

This was kind of funny, because the orks are so argumentative but at the same time, they are more deadly than most of the other foes that Humanity faces simply because they produce from spores, so the only way to truly cleanse a world of them is to burn it to bedrock. Scorched earth tactics are not a viable long term solution. I’ve often wondered how the orks deal with the Chaos gods and how a clan of Chaos Orks would act. Not wondered very hard, mind you, but just a little.

Anyway, this was a fun little read and with the humor, it wasn’t grim at all. Unless you count both the orks dying at the end “grim”, which I totally don’t.

★★★☆☆


From the Publisher:

Two orks discuss the legendary Hell Fist, a mythic Catachan Devil who appears as if by magic and fights as if possessed… To them, he represents the best fight they'll ever have, but will he give them the fight they actually want?



Thursday, February 26, 2026

Blood Sands (Warhammer 40K: Astra Militarum) 3Stars

 



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Title: Blood Sands
Series: Warhammer 40K: Astra Militarum
Author: Victoria Hayward
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 28
Words: 8K
Publish: 2023


Some Imperial mech drivers are supposed to be fighting a Chaos Gene Cult (chaos infects the humans and turns them into mutants) and putting an electronic marker on some supply dump so the rest of the Imperials can blow it to kingdom come. Only they are ambushed at every turn and it becomes obvious their top secret mission has been leaked to the mutants. Only two people could have done that, the Commander of the base or the Commissar. The final two mech drivers survive and blow the dump and return to confront the traitor. Turns out it was the Commander and that a bunch of other Imperials might be infected too. The story ends with the two survivors joining the Commissar on a hunt to cleanse the compound.

Like I noted in Less than Human, these stories are simply meant to keep my toes in the WH40K universe. This story, while short, did that admirably. You had violence and mayhem, you had the threat of gene cultists and then you had the ever present fear of Chaos infecting the Imperials. Just little bits of seasoning to give my literary taste buds something to remember everything. Obviously with so little page time characterization is almost nil, but in all fairness, even most WH40K novels have almost no characterization either, so it wasn’t exactly a great loss.

★★★☆☆


From the Publisher:

An Astra Militarum Short Story

The Astra Militarum stands as a redoubtable bulwark in the face of endless attacks on the Imperium from xenos empires and warp-born horrors alike. From Cadia to Catachan, Krieg, Mordian, and Armageddon, the Emperor's will wields the Imperial Guard in the defence of Humanity.

READ IT BECAUSE
The Astra Militarum has been infiltrated by an insidious foe – but how far has the corruption spread?

THE STORY
A squad of Sentinels crosses a desert on a covert mission against the Genestealer Cults. But is there a traitor in their midst?


Tuesday, February 24, 2026

Less Than Human (Warhammer 40K: Astra Militarum) 3Stars

 




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Title: Less Than Human
Series: Warhammer 40K: Astra Militarum
Author: Steve Lyons
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 34
Words: 8K
Publish: 2023



Black Library (the company that publishes the Warhammer 40K stuff) calls this a short story and I can understand. However, since this is MY blog and I determine the fate of every word, and I have written a post recently on this very subject (PSA: Novel vs Novella vs Short Story), this gets the Novella tag because it is over 25 pages long.

The reason I read this short story is that last year I burned out on WH40K stuff. It is the original Grimdark and that kind of thing gets to me after a time of exposure. Couple that with it being winter and my tendency towards SAD (seasonal affective disorder), I thought it would be a wise decision on my part to not subject myself to 100’s of pages of hopelessness, despair and overweening arrogance. At the same time, I didn’t want to completely get out of the WH40K pool altogether for fear that I might never get back in. When I am feeling good, I can handle anything Black Library throws at me and I can even enjoy it. So how to stay in the pool without drowning? That was the question I was asking myself. Graeme, of Lord Samper’s Library, had recently reviewed an anthology of short stories about the Astra Militarum, which in regular speak means the regular army guys who aren’t super powered gene supermen. There were 12 short stories in it and that is when the idea struck me like a genius bolt from the skies. Read one short story a month for 2026 to keep my interest awake but without overwhelming me. It also gives me time to recover and dive back into full novels in 2027. That is how this little project came about. I suspect that after this post, where I over-explain everything, that these will be mini-posts running around 200 words where I basically say if I liked the story or not :-D

This story is about the Death Korps of Krieg and the Mordians (some troops from the planet Mordia I guess?) fighting against the Tau. The Mordian commander wants to get the war over with very quickly and figures a frontal assault will do the job. She also thinks that the Death Korps should bear the brunt of the assault so that she can save her troops for other battles. The commander of the Death Korps doesn’t agree but since he is outranked, has to go along, for a bit. He pulls some shenanigans that forces the Mordians to come to the fore and the Tau get the crap beaten out of them, with “acceptable” losses split amongst the Death Korps and the Mordian. Everybody goes home unhappy. Which is what the WH40K universe is all about, hahahahaha.

While I’m only giving this 3stars, it did exactly what I was hoping it would. It kept me entertained, kept me in the WH40K universe and most importantly, didn’t depress me as I wasn’t exposed long enough to the universe to be affected. I really can’t ask for more than that given what I was hoping for.

Each novella/short story has its own individual cover, which I am including in the post itself; but for the featured image, I am using the Death and Duty cover that is used on the anthology. That has some character, some oomph, some guns&goryglory going on that the individual covers totally lack.

★★★☆☆


From the Black Library:

An Astra Militarum Short Story

The Astra Militarum stands as a redoubtable bulwark in the face of endless attacks on the Imperium from xenos empires and warp-born horrors alike. From Cadia to Catachan, Krieg, Mordian, and Armageddon, the Emperor's will wields the Imperial Guard in the defense of Humanity.

READ IT BECAUSE
Disrespect the warriors of Krieg at your peril…

THE STORY
A Mordian colonel pulls rank over a regiment of Death Korps of Krieg in an attempt to quickly end a war against the T'au Empire.



Friday, February 13, 2026

PSA: Novels vs Novellas vs Short Stories

 

This is going to be one of those posts, mercifully short, where I define something so that you can understand me better. I put most text based books into one of three categories:

  • Novel
  • Novella
  • Short Story

Because I list page and word count in each of my reviews, this post is not as critical as it might have been even 5 years ago. But when I call a book a Novel or a Novella or a Short Story, I'd like you to know how I define that so we're all speaking the same language, at least on this blog. Once you leave the safety of Bookstoogelandia, all bets are off in regards to definitions.

Therefore, let it be known throughout all nations and peoples and tongues and tribes, that from this day forward, a Novel shall be a book consisting of 100+ pages, a Novella shall be a book consisting of 26-99 pages and a Short Story shall be a book consisting of 1-25 pages.



Tuesday, February 10, 2026

The Scarlet Citadel (Conan Chronicles #2) 3Stars

 

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Title: The Scarlet Citadel
Series: Conan Chronicles #2
Author: Robert Howard
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 44
Words: 16K
Publish: 1933


This takes place after The Sword and the Phoenix, as a character and the attempted coup, are mentioned as having happened in the past. Conan gets betrayed but with some help, comes back stronger than ever.

This is one story where wizardry is both hurtful and helpful. But through it all, Conan doesn’t like it nor does he trust the wizard helping him, as it is obvious the wizard is simply using Conan to get his own revenge on the “bad” wizard. But it is stories like this that set the stage for the idea of Conan fighting any and all wizardry.

It is also quite interesting to see Conan near the apogee of his career. He’s king of a country, but has no offspring (I don’t know if any ever exist in the official Conan timeline or not. He does have kids in some of the pastiches I read) and is as strong but alone as ever. He’s at the top, but now he has to deal with holding onto it instead of just trying to take it like he did earlier in life. He even considers giving up here and starting over, but then his famous temper comes to the fore and he decides no one, especially a wizard, is going to push him around.

There is also a good bit of monster’y stuff. There’s a giant snake and in relation to that several mentions of his time as a river pirate Amra. Conan has to go through an underground tunnel system and encounters several denizens of hell, so the idea of cosmic horror and evil from the great darkness were inherent in Conan’s mythos right from the get-go. There’s no question of that in my mind now. Conan doesn’t just fight usurpers or tigers and animals, but he’s in a world of monsters and he’ll fight them as soon as spit at them.

Reading these original “Chronicles” is giving me a much better grasp on Conan as a character, even though I’ve only read just over 50 pages. Howard imbues Conan with characteristics that have survived to this day, both characteristics of personality and situation. While these stories aren’t ones that I would consider “great”, they are solidly good and I am glad I am taking my time to read them. Not even a shadow of the dreaded “I wasted my time” :-D

★★★☆☆


From Conan.fandom.com

Conan's army is destroyed on the plains of Shamu, having answered a plea for help from his ally Amalrus of Ophir. Amalrus has treacherously joined forces with Strabonus of Koth and the wizard Tsotha-lanti, in an attempt to overwhelm Conan's army and capture him. While Strabonus wants the king dead, Tsotha wants him alive. With a touch of poison, he paralyze Conan and has him bound in chains. While Strabonus orders his general, Arbanus, to invade Aquilonia through Shamar, both he and the wizard bring Conan to Khorshemish, capital of Koth.

Conan stands before Strabonus and Amalrus, while they dictate terms - they want him to turn over control of Aquilonia to Prince Arpello of Pellia. Conan scoffs at the kings and insults them, spitting in Amalrus' eye. The enraged king moves closer to kill Conan for his defiance, but Tsotha blinds him, reminding the king who the real power is as Strabonus pretends he doesn't notice. Tsotha sends Conan to the dungeon, guarded by his eunuch servant, Shukeli, and leaves him in complete darkness before going to assist the siege at Shamar.

Conan tests his restraints and finds them too strong to break. The stories he has heard of Tsotha's dungeons and inhuman experiments actually strikes fear in the barbarian's heart. His fear is amplified when he hears a rustling sound and, in the shadows, sees a tremendous snake, over 80 feet long, slither into the chamber. Conan stands motionless as venom drips from the snake's fangs and burns his thigh. Suddenly, the sound of a door opening from inside the prison chamber forces the snake to flee. A gigantic naked black man, who calls Conan by his pirate name Amra, has come with the keys and asks what he would pay for them. This is merely a ruse, however, as the man wants Conan dead for killing his brother during his travels with Bêlit. Fortunately, just as he's about to deal a killing blow towards Conan, the snake rears up behind him and constricts the man in its coils, causing the keys, along with a sword, to fall onto the floor at Conan's feet. He manages to grasp the keys with his feet and free himself, only to find the door barred from the outside. Shukeli appears outside the barred window and shrieks with laughter. However, in a flash, Conan stabs through the bars with his sword and instantly skewers Shukeli in the stomach. Because the barred door can only be opened from the outside, Conan is still trapped and realizes he must go down the same corridor where the snake came in from. Conan creeps down the corridor, ignoring the passages on either side, until he hears a sobbing sound and diverts himself towards an adjacent tunnel. However, he is horrified upon discovering the source of this weeping - a tentacled, amorphous blob-like creature who, when it sees Conan, becomes overjoyed with laughter and starts chasing him. He quickly outpaces it, but trips and drops his torch, thrusting himself into darkness as he scrambles up before continuing his escape. He creeps along the nearest passage and stops before a large pit in the ground. Obviously, he has gone in the wrong direction. However, before he can decide on what to do, Conan senses something unseen rising from the pit and turns back the way he came. He comes across the final embers of his torch, manages to get it fully lit again, and hurries his way back towards the central corridor, again feeling the invisible presence engulfing him. He flees in sheer horror, while hearing the sounds of different monsters and beasts down each tunnel. As Conan is wondering why these beasts won't come out into the central opening, he realizes the giant serpent is already slithering behind him. It seems as though even the monsters are afraid of this serpent. He hurries down a side passage and, through the window of a prison door, witnesses a monstrous plant torture an unconscious captive entwined within its grasp. Conan enters the cell and slices away the plant's stem, as it hisses while waving its tentacles and blossoms at him. Soon, the plant dies upon having its stem chopped away and the man is freed. The man, Pelias, tells Conan how his rival, Tsotha-lanti, has held him captive for almost a decade. His powers are beginning to return and he leads Conan back to the entrance. The snake, identified by Pelias as Satha, emerges and moves in to attack. However, once it sees Pelias, its eyes widen in terror and it flees. When they reach the barred door, Pelias re-animates Shukeli's corpse and has him unlock the door. The two go to Tsotha's private chambers, where Pelias uses the wizard's crystal ball to show Strabonus' army laying siege to Shamar and chaos engulfing Tarantia, as, with word spreading of Conan's alleged death, Prince Arpello of Pellia has moved to take over the kingdom. Conan laments that the capital is almost a week away by fastest steed, and Strabonus's army lie along the path, but Pelias summons a batlike creature to fly him directly towards Tarantia.

In Tarantia, Trocero desperately tried to keep the peace as rioters and looters, mystically encouraged by Tsotha-lanti to believing Conan is dead, rampage through the streets. Prince Arpello made his play for the crown and managed to get the council to surrender, when he won the support of the public. Trocero abandons the city with 1500 soldiers upon realizing he would have to fight the citizens themselves. The chancellor, Publius, had been imprisoned and heavy taxes laid on the merchants of the city, with anyone protesting hanged. Soon, armed men from the Pellian army quickly and violently clamp down on any acts of disloyalty within the city. When word spread that the Kothian army had taken Shamar, the people turned to Arpello for reassurance, but he simply drank some wine and laughed at them. When a small insurgency headed by the student Athemides is quelled, the young man is smuggled out of the city to the camp of Trocero to plead with him to return. It's then, with Arpello loudly proclaiming from the ramparts that he is now king, Conan arrives on the wings of the demon. A shocked Arpello charges Conan, but the true king picks up the Prince and throws him off the castle walls.

The siege of Shamar continues, and although the city is hopelessly outnumbered, its strong walls have prevented it from being entirely overrun. Strabonus grows anxious, as he would like to continue into Aquilonia but doesn't want to leave his flank unprotected. Suddenly, a bugle is heard and a galloping army rides from within the country. When Tsotha sees it is Conan leading the charge he realizes Pelias must have helped, Strabonus frantically sends his men to the attack, but the outnumbered Aquilonians burst through the ranks and Amalrus is trampled to death under the charge. Conan ends up face to face with Strabonus. Strabonus takes one desperate swing at Conan, but is run through immediately. The Kothian army is routed and slaughtered as Conan turns his attention to Tsotha. Although Tsotha hurls magic at Conan, the king lops off the wizard's head, though it still lives and glares at Conan...until a giant eagle swoops down the pick up the head and fly away. The body of Tsotha rises and runs off in the direction of the eagle, who laughs with the voice of Pelias and Conan, though grateful for Pelias's help, hopes never to see him again.



Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Jane Austen: Evelyn 3Stars

 

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Title: Evelyn
Series: ----------
Author: Jane Austen
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Satire
Pages: 32
Words: 10K
Publish: 1792


This was an over the top satire about the amiability of the English. It also satirizes most of the other subjects that Austen touches on as an adult in her later novels. The power of love, and people dying from it. The power of family, and people ignoring theirs.

The title is taken from the town that the main character lives in. Evelyn is not a woman, despite what the cover I have used here tries to make you think. I suspect someone saw the title, thought “Aha, a woman’s name” and slapped a woman on a background and tried to sell this on Amazon or Kobo or something. That’s the danger of not doing your research. On that note, in the state of Pennsylvania, there is a town called Intercourse. Right next to it is another town called Peach Bottom. Imagine what the cover to those (imaginary) books would look like! Certainly wouldn’t be Jane Austen approved.

When I read the previous juvenilia story by Austen (Catharine) I wondered if I could keep on going with these juvenilia shorts. Evelyn has shown me that I can. I simply have to frame my reading in the appropriate context, ie, Austen was a child or teenager when she wrote these for her family and are not meant to be judged as her novels are, being publicly and intentionally released.

★★★☆☆


From CourseHero.com

The story's title is the name of a tranquil, idyllic town that exists without illness or unhappiness. A man named Mr. Gower is passing through the town and falls in love with it. He decides he must find a house in town for himself. He stops at a small inn to ask about any available houses. He learns that there are no available houses because so many people love the town of Evelyn. Mr. Gower is approached by Mrs. Willis before he can despair and she tells him about a possible house for him. Mr. Gower quickly travels to this house to meet the owners Mr. Webb and Mrs. Webb. Mr. Gower meets Mrs. Webb who is incredibly generous and provides a feast and a generous sum of money to Mr. Gower immediately upon his arrival. Mr. Webb enters and asks Mr. Gower what else they can do. Mr. Gower asks for their house and grounds which both Webbs agree to without question. The Webbs introduce their daughters as they prepare to leave. Mr. Gower falls in love with the oldest Webb daughter Maria Webb and they are married the next day.

The couple is incredibly happy for several months until Mr. Gower is reminded of his sister. Mr. Gower's sister Rose fell in love with a high-ranking man named Henry but Henry's father did not approve of the match. Henry was forced to travel to the Isle of Wight by ship before the couple could marry. The ship was wrecked and Henry died. Rose is so overcome with this loss that Mr. Gower wants to do something to ease her pain. Mr. Gower decides to go to Henry's father and ask for a portrait of Henry for Rose. Unfortunately Mr. Gower gets distracted by the beauty and peace of Evelyn before completing his mission. Mr. Gower feels he must complete his mission but first sends a letter home to make sure his sister is still alive. The letter Mr. Gower receives in response tells him that Rose died six weeks earlier. Mr. Gower is overwhelmed by the loss but sets off to learn whether Henry's father would approve of the match if the two lovers were still alive. Henry's father states that he would not. Mr. Gower returns home to find that Maria died a few hours after he left. Mr. Gower is upset, makes arrangements for her funeral, and returns to his family home to be comforted.

Mr. Gower enters his family home and he sees his sister Rose sitting on the couch. He learns that Rose lied about her death to make Henry's family feel bad. She actually learned of Henry's death only a few days earlier when she met Mr. Davenport. Mr. Davenport brought the news of Henry's death and proposed to Rose on the spot. She accepted and the couple was married. Mr. Gower is shocked but congratulates the happy couple and walks to a local inn for a drink. At the inn Mr. Gower meets Mrs. Willis again and immediately asks for her hand in marriage. She agrees and the couple returns to Evelyn. Mr. Gower writes a letter after the couple arrives back home explaining the death of Maria to Mr. and Mrs. Webb. The Webbs' response is short and appreciative and does not show any sign of grief or sadness.



Tuesday, December 09, 2025

Trio for Blunt Instruments (Nero Wolfe #39) 4Stars

 

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Title: Trio for Blunt Instruments
Series: Nero Wolfe #39
Author: Rex Stout
Rating: 4 of 5 Stars
Genre: Mystery
Pages: 198
Words: 72K
Publish: 1964


This was an enjoyable trio of novellas about Archie and Wolfe getting involved with “dames” and solving the various mysteries. I have to admit, I am not such a fan of these collections of novellas versus the full novels. Next time I go through the Wolfe series, I plan on reading each novella on its own and reviewing just it.

This was published in 1964 and the first Wolfe novel, Fer De Lance, was published in 1934. You can tell the difference in the culture that each book was written in. It is kind of shocking to see the changes in just 30 years. But then I realize what 30 years has done in my life time, so I really shouldn’t be surprised.

★★★★☆


From Wikipedia

Kill Now—Pay Later

Wolfe's aging Greek bootblack is accused of murder and Wolfe feels he owes him something since he (apparently) listens eagerly to Wolfe's dissertations on ancient Greek culture during every shoe-shining session and moreover has told the police that "Wolfe is a great man"


Murder Is Corny

The story, apart from its crime detection aspects, is a story about how a simple, very beautiful, country girl comes to the big city, enters the world of high fashion, but cannot escape the risqué side of big city life. Nor is the country life in Putnam County devoid of moral failings, and they both play a part in the final resolution of this story.


Blood Will Tell

Archie is sorting through the mail one Tuesday morning when an unusual envelope catches his attention. Bearing the return address of composer James Neville Vance, the envelope contains a bloodstained tie and a note for Archie to keep it until Vance makes contact with him. After receiving a call claiming to be from Vance instructing him to destroy the envelope and contents, Archie heads to Vance's apartment to investigate.

Vance denies any knowledge about the envelope, though he admits the tie is one of nine he owns, designed uniquely for him, adding that one is missing and another was gifted to a friend. When the janitor and a patrol officer come to ask Vance for access to the apartment belonging to Bonny & Martin Kirk, Archie joins them; together, they discover Bonny's corpse, head smashed in with a vodka bottle.

The next day, a disheveled Martin Kirk comes to the brownstone to hire Wolfe, who immediately takes him on as a client. Kirk reveals that Vance gifted him one of his neckties two months ago and that Bonny was a serial adulterer, with one of her lovers being another neighbor, Paul Fougere. During the conversation, Paul's wife Rita arrives, having followed Kirk. Wolfe sends Kirk home to look for the necktie and speaks with Rita, who reveals that she knew about the affair and that she is in love with Kirk.

Kirk calls and informs them that the necktie is missing; he and Rita decide to visit Vance to ask him about the envelope. The meeting turns bloody when Paul shows up unannounced, and Kirk accuses Paul of killing Bonny out of jealousy. After the fight subsides, Sergeant Stebbins arrives to take Kirk in for questioning.

Wolfe asks Archie to use the threat of a defamation lawsuit in order to bring Paul in, and the Fougeres do come to the brownstone four hours later. They find out from Paul that Vance has also been pining for Bonny.

As the conversation ends, Archie and Wolfe independently determine the identity of the culprit. When Inspector Cramer arrives, Wolfe lets him in on their deductions, asking him to hold the culprit for question and sending Archie, Saul, Fred, and Orrie to search that person's residence. While there, they find not only the clue that confirms their deductions but also a grisly trophy of the crime.



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