Mr Zip Wants You!

 

Wondering what to do with your pointless, aimless existence? Wonder no more!

Sgt. Zip needs YOU in the Bookstooge Freedom Militia to fight the commy pinkos that are, at this exact second, invading your grocery stores and stealing all the eggs. That is why eggs are so expensive. The threat is real, will you step up and confront it?

You will? Fantastic! Sgt Zip approves of your healthy enthusiasm to keep our country safe from egg stealing commy pinkos. But first things first, time to get you your Official Bookstooge Freedom Militia haircut, provided at no extra charge. Sgt Zip is ready.

There, don't you feel more natural and patriotic? The correct answer is "Sir, yessir, Sgt Sir!!!"

Ok soldier, now you're a fully fledged member of the Bookstooge Freedom Militia. Now get out there and protect our vital assets, those cartons of eggs!

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