Sunday, May 31, 2026

May '26 Circum et Pervagatus

 

Raw Data:

Novels/Novellas - 10 ↓

Short Stories - 1 ↑

Manga/Graphic Novels - 0 -

Comics - 1 -

Average Rating - 3.71 ↑

Pages - 2031 ↓

Words - 698K ↓


The Bad:

NONE! Wow, first month in I don't know how long where I didn't read a bad book.


The Good:

Spellbound & Warbound were both 5star re-reads by Larry Correia

Mrs Pollifax Pursued was the best Mrs Pollifax yet and I gave it 4.5Stars. On the first read.


Movie:

Afterlife (Resident Evil #4) was a good time. Alice was back to being human, which is as it should be.


Miscellaneous Posts:


Personal:

This was a fantastic reading month. My average was 3.71. That is stratospheric for me. It helped that I finished up the Grimnoir trilogy re-read :-) I did read less, but I need to get out of the mindset of just mindlessly consuming books.

Wordpress has always had "Achievements" for big milestones like anniversaries of your start date, or getting to 500 followers, or getting your first 100 likes. Things to help new bloggers feel motivated and some things for more seasoned bloggers. Well, part way through this month Wordpress really amped up that idea. If you visit "https://wordpress.com/reader/users/ME/achievements" you can see all of the Achievements you've accomplished so far and the absolutely monster list of more accomplishments you can achieve. It's the gamification of blogging and it stinks like horse manure. THIS is the kind of content WP is spending it's time on? This is why nobody is available on the help forums? This is why basic blogging functions are now behind "premium" paywalls? swearswearswear. Why doesn't most of that effort go into customer relations and customer service? I hate to use the following word, but this is the quintessential example of "Enshittification" and it's happening on Wordpress.com. It represents the idea that Wordpress thinks empty, useless shiny things are good enough while destroying, hiding and lying about core functions like notifications, subscribers (getting randomly unsubscribed from people or having them randomly unsubscribed from me is still happening, albeit much less) and basic statistics like actual "views" instead of allowing hundreds or thousands of bot views to be recorded. Ok, vent over. Except to say that:

Free Speech has consequences and I'm willing to accept those consequences - click to open

Matt Mullenweg can get Luigi'd and I'd not shed a tear. I might not dance with joy but there would be no sadness in Bookstoogeville that day. I am also willing to say this with the full knowledge that WP the fascists might very well close down my blog.

I took last week off from work. I've been needing that for several months and I made the most of it. I'd thought about doing a separate post about it, but with this Circum et Pervagatus post so adequately placed on the last day of my stay-cation, I figured I'd just talk about it here. I do have to go back to work tomorrow after 9 days of not even having to think about work, so this is my last hurrah! ;-) I basically walked to one of several coffee shops each morning, had an iced chai, read a book and took notes on it in a separate notebook from my journal. It was wonderful! The weather even cooperated so I could do the walk (it's about a mile away) and sit outside. Ahhhh, good times.


Cover Love:

The Ghost Pirates by William Hodgson. Not a recommended book but a truly fantastic cover.


Plans for Next Month:

I did a really good job of keeping Wednesdays and Saturdays post free. So for June I'm going to experiment with going post free on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. I haven't hit a words wall in my blogging yet, but I'd like to prevent that if I can and slowing down my blogging is the best way to accomplish that goal.

It helps that I've started reading Isaac Asimov's autobiographical trilogy, which starts with In Memory Yet Green. I'll be reviewing that later this week, but it has slowed my reading waaaay down. It's a dense chunkster of a tome. 


Friday, May 29, 2026

Argentine Deadline (Phoenix Force #1) 3Stars

 

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Title: Argentine Deadline
Series: Phoenix Force #1
Author: Gar Wilson
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Action/Adventure
Pages: 193
Words: 43K
Publish: 1982



When I reviewed Tower of Terror in the beginning of April, I was pretty down on the whole Gold Eagle Mack Bolan spinoff thing. ToT was boring and the dynamics of the three men who made up Able Team made me feel like I was holding a dead, cold fish. Considering that Phoenix Force consisted of five men, and I am the kind of guy who prefers a group to be smaller (One being the best number for a group, hahahaha), my expectations for this book were in the basement. I literally forced myself to start this book just to get it over with.

And much like the Grinch, something miraculous happened! (No, my heart didn’t get any bigger. The Grinch is a pansy, that is all) The book was half-decent and I enjoyed it from start to finish. Now that’s a Christmas Miracle, in May.



This is an introductory book, so most of the story is taken up with showcasing the five members and their little individual ticks that separate them from the others. In ToT, that bugged the daylights out of me but here, the slower pace of the story worked ok. Part of it was that I liked the guys in Phoenix Force better than I did the guys on Able Team. I can’t point to anything in particular but how Phoenix Force is portrayed just clicked with me. As such, the fact that the rescuing of the hostages happened in the last 20 pages of the book didn’t bother me, not a bit.

By the time I got to the end, I was thinking to myself that I had had a good time reading this and that I was going to search out more Phoenix Force books. I believe there are 50+ and while I don’t think I can stomach that many, I do think I can put a dent in the series and enjoy them. I’m going to do my best anyway. So say hello to Phoenix Force, they’ll be sticking around for a bit.




★★★☆☆


From Grokipedia.com

The Phoenix Force team was assembled by Mack Bolan, with governmental backing, to undertake a high-risk rescue operation in Argentina. [3] Bolan recruited five elite international operatives—British SAS veteran David McCarter, Canadian demolitions expert Gary Manning, Cuban-American underwater specialist Rafael Encizo, French-Israeli veteran Yakov Katzenelenbogen, and Japanese martial arts master Keio Ohara—forming a five-man unit. [3] The men met Bolan for the first time in a round-table briefing where they were quickly oriented to the team's purpose and the urgent mission ahead. [3]Seven scholars, six men and one woman participating in a joint peace-keeping think-tank invited by the Argentine government, had been abducted by the Marxist guerrilla organization Ejército Revolucionario del Pueblo (ERP). [3] The kidnappers mistakenly believed the academics were wealthy corporate executives and demanded a $7 million ransom, threatening to behead one hostage per day if unpaid. [8] With the hostages' deadline approaching, Phoenix Force was deployed to Argentina to locate and free them. [10]Upon arrival, the team split into individual operations to infiltrate ERP strongholds and gather intelligence on the hostages' location. [3] Each member conducted solo missions featuring intense firefights that highlighted their specialized skills, though some encountered setbacks including injuries during these efforts. [10] McCarter and Manning emerged as a particularly effective combat pair, handling much of the heavy fighting. [3] Through these coordinated and independent actions, the team penetrated ERP defenses, located the captives, and launched a decisive assault that freed the hostages and eliminated the guerrilla captors. [3] The mission's success validated Phoenix Force as a highly capable counter-terrorist unit. [3]


Thursday, May 28, 2026

The Valley of Mas and Menos (Groo the Wanderer #51) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: The Valley of Mas and Menos
Series: Groo the Wanderer #51
Author: Sergio Aragones
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Comics
Pages: 24
Words: 2K
Publish: 1989



Chakaal continues to wander around doing heroic warrior babe things and Groo follows along like a helpless lovelorn puppy. Rufferto is pretty much given up on separating them and just complains in the background. Chakaal and Groo come across a village that is being used as a battle ground between two other tribes (the Mas and the Menos). Groo wants to fight them all while Chakaal forces him to not-fray, probably for the first time in Groo’s life. Chakaal concocts a plan with the villagers that is based on something Groo said and everybody is impressed with Groo. The villagers send out messengers to the Mas and the Menos to get them into the trap. Of course, Groo takes the place of one of the messengers, and ends up fighting the entire force of the Mas, and because he’s Groo, defeating them. The Mas as a fighting force are no more. Now Groo is worried that Chakaal’s plan won’t happen, so he goes to the Menos and garbles the message so bad (just like the first time) that they attack him and of course, with him being Groo, he defeats them all. So now the Menos are no longer a fighting force. Groo goes back to the village to confess to Chakaal that he ruined her plan, and everybody is happy with Groo! Even Chakaal. Rufferto is pretty worried.

But fear not Rufferto, for your master is Groo after all.

Groo ends up remembering that the “important” part of Chakaal’s plan was to break the dam. So he breaks the dam and floods the village out and everybody is cursing Groo. Rufferto, Chakaal no longer looks at Groo “like that”, so you are safe.

I’m including this picture because the word “mendicant” shows up and of course that sets Groo off. Hahahahaha, I love recurring jokes like that.


Finally, I am hoping that the character of Chakaal becomes like the Sage or those two witches. Once in a while recurring characters who are not in every comic. Chakaal makes Groo look bad instead of funny and I’m ready for him to move on to new and stupider pastures.

★★★✬☆






Tuesday, May 26, 2026

The Strength of Symbols (Warhammer 40K: Astra Militarum) 3Stars

 

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Title: The Strength of Symbols
Series: Warhammer 40K: Astra Militarum
Author: Carrie Harris
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 36
Words: 8K
Publish: 2023



A nice little story about recovering a Regimental Flag so as to boost morale of an entire army. A medic and some troopers are sent on a mission to recover the flag in ork infested territory and they all have a bonding moment. They get the flag, and return just in time to inspire the other troops to win a battle. It was actually pretty hokey.

It also made me wonder why the Army sent a highly trained medic along on a secret mission. Wouldn’t she have been better utilized staying at the main hospital hacking off poor soldiers’s limbs so they can be augmented and returned to the meat grinder of the war.

That is about how the whole WH40K universe works though. If it would make sense or be logical or commonsense, well, THAT kind of thing is very unwelcome in the Empire of Mankind. So just stop thinking, would you? Because if you don’t, the Emperor’s rotting corpse will send the ghost of Horus to haunt you and Horus will bring along his Chaos buddies, who WILL eat your soul, literally.

Ahhh, good times ;-)

★★✬☆☆


From the Publisher:

A medic from a different regiment hatches a plan to retrieve an important relic and earn her place among her new comrades.

READ IT BECAUSE

The Cadians are a proud regiment. Learn what an outsider must do to show them what Valhallans are made of and earn their trust.

THE STORY

Cadian medic Cathris Korr, a Valhallan transplant, is part of a squad sent on a special mission to retrieve a regimental banner stolen by the opposing ork army. When their Chimera is destroyed, Cathris must overcome her fear of the orks and put her skills as a healer to good use in order to bring the banner where it is needed most, and earn her place amongst the Cadians.




Monday, May 25, 2026

Lord of the Pit - MTG 4E

 

I've talked about why I didn't play the color black in the day, but once again, cards like this are Candidate 1 of why. Playing demons, that looked like demons and using Biblical language, that's a big no-no. It wasn't long after this time that Wizards of the Coast (the company that makes Magic) began moving away from the almost straight up Dungeons and Dragons versions of various creatures. But by that time, parents across the nation associated Magic the Gathering with satan worshipping, baby eating Dungeons and Dragons players. It was too late.


Sunday, May 24, 2026

Marvel Champions - The Acquisitioning II

 

Two years ago I began collecting and playing the card game Marvel Champions. I bought the base game and then began collecting a bunch of individual hero packs and various villain scenarios, basically a bunch of stuff to make the game better. I chronicled said adventures in the first Acquisitioning post.

Now, at the same time I was playing with SavageDave and Spalanz via whatsapp. I was having some issues finding some of the hero packs and Dave, living in the great country of Netherlands, was able to track down a collection of 6 hero packs, for about half the price of what I'd pay for the individual packs. He bought them for me. Plans were made for getting it from the Netherlands to the US. Plans fell through. Other plans were made. Those plans fell through. Dave has "connections" with "The Family" and even THEY let us down. (I'll say no more so Dave doesn't get any necktie justice).

In desperation, we turned to the absolute last resort. The least competent, the most corrupt, the worst possible choice. Yes, we turned to the national mail systems of our respective countries. We had truly hit rock bottom. But even the worst can sometimes deliver. And Deliver they did, voila!

To make things even better, Dave sent me a nice birthday card. I loved that! I hope that getting this collection will convince me to do another gaming post on MC. But don't hold your breath, my resistance to games is well known, some might even say legendary.


Friday, May 22, 2026

Sunshine Blogger Award - The 2026 Edition

 

Here’s the participation rules

  1. Display the award’s official logo somewhere on your blog
  2. Thank the person who nominated you
  3. Provide a link to your nominator’s blog
  4. Answer your nominator’s questions
  5. Nominate up to eleven bloggers
  6. Ask your nominees eleven questions
  7. Notify your nominees by commenting on their blogs

Veselin nominated me for this award this year. I consider naming him and linking him as thanks enough.


What’s your favorite book and why

    Favorite book, singular?

    Dune by Frank Herbert.


    Can you share some obscure/unusual words you like to use when writing

      The problem is that while I have a wide vocabulary, I don't compare it to the nitwits of today. So most of the words I use are completely normal. If you are me. If you're not me, well, you're el crewedso. See, I'm multilingual too.


      Do you have pets (if yes, photos!)

        Nope. Never have, never will.


        What brings you joy?

          Sitting at an outdoor cafe, sipping an iced sweet chai, while writing for hours in my current journal. Just looking off into the distance, thinking, writing.


          If there’s anything that can make you look forward to tomorrow, what would that be?

            Knowing I have the day off so I can go to the aforementioned cafe ;-)


            Best vacation destination from your experience?

              Hawaii. Best place ever. As long as you don't have to do the driving.


              Do you count steps?

                Don't have time. Work keeps me moving.


                Favorite meal?

                Pizza! I could eat pizza forever.


                The last song you listened on repeat?

                  The Resident Evil theme song. By Marilyn Manson of all people :-D




                  How many blogs do you have?


                    What’s your favorite quote?

                    give me neither poverty nor riches;
                    feed me with the food that is needful for me,
                    9 lest I be full and deny you
                    and say, “Who is the Lord?”
                    or lest I be poor and steal
                    and profane the name of my God.
                    ~Proverbs 30: 8b-9 ESV


                      Now I'm supposed to nominate 11 other bloggers and ask 11 new questions. However, I know something about you all that you don't.

                      You. Aren't. Hardcore. Enough!




                      Thursday, May 21, 2026

                      Little House in the Big Woods (Little House #1) 4Stars

                       

                      This review is written with a GPL 4.0 license and the rights contained therein shall supersede all TOS by any and all websites in regards to copying and sharing without proper authorization and permissions. Crossposted at WordPress & Blogspot by Bookstooge’s Exalted Permission


                      Title: Little House in the Big Woods
                      Series: Little House #1
                      Author: Laura Ingalls Wilder
                      Rating: 4 of 5 Stars
                      Genre: MG Historical Fiction
                      Pages: 87
                      Words: 33K
                      Publish: 1932



                      What a delightful gem of a book! While I’m stating this is middle grade level, it is simple enough that it could easily be read by elementary school age kids. We get a year in the life of the Ingalls family from the viewpoint of Laura, who is 4 at the beginning of the book and 5 by the time the story wraps up. It is a very positive outlook to things, just like you’d expect from the memories of someone that young. They wouldn’t understand some of the bad and would just accept things as they are, because they don’t know any different.

                      My mom read these to me growing up before I could read on my own and then I read them on my own at some point. Might have even read them a couple of times. But I never did read them as an adult and since I needed some ya/childrens books to keep me from being a total old grump, I decided on these. This book delighted me and I feel like I’ve made a great choice to go through the Little House series and I am looking forward to reading more. That makes a book a success in my eyes.

                      ★★★★☆


                      From Grokipedia

                      The narrative of Little House in the Big Woods follows the Ingalls family's experiences through the seasons in their log cabin in the Wisconsin wilderness. In the fall and early winter, Pa hunts deer and other game to stock the larder, and with Uncle Henry's help butchers their fattened pig, preserving the meat as roasts, sausages, headcheese, lard, and other provisions while hanging venison and storing vegetables outside to freeze.   During the long winter evenings, Pa plays his fiddle for family singing and tells vivid stories of past encounters with bears and panthers, including Grandpa's sled ride chased by a panther and Pa's own narrow escapes, which both delight and unsettle young Laura.  Pa also molds bullets by melting lead over the fire and pouring it into a bullet mold to prepare ammunition for his rifle. Laura frequently feels afraid of the wild animals surrounding the cabin, such as wolves howling close by at night, the time Ma mistook a bear for the cow Sukey and slapped it before fleeing with Laura back to safety, or imagining panthers lurking in the shadows, yet she feels protected and secure inside the sturdy little house with her family nearby.  Christmas brings a joyful gathering when Uncle Peter, Aunt Eliza, and their children visit, filling the cabin with relatives, homemade gifts including a new rag doll named Charlotte for Laura, mittens, candy, festive food, and storytelling around the fire. As late winter transitions to spring with a "sugar snow," the family travels to Grandpa's for sugaring-off, collecting maple sap from the trees, boiling it into syrup and sugar, and celebrating with neighbors at a lively dance featuring music and food.   In spring, preparations lead to the family's first trip to town, where Laura and Mary marvel at the store and village sights.  Summer brings visits to and from neighbors, along with garden tending and other warm-weather activities. In fall, harvest time involves relatives helping Pa and Ma with field work and grain processing, while the family resumes preparations for the coming winter. 


                      Tuesday, May 19, 2026

                      Death of a Doxy (Nero Wolfe #42) 3.5Stars

                       

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                      Title: Death of a Doxy
                      Series: Nero Wolfe #42
                      Author: Rex Stout
                      Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
                      Genre: Mystery
                      Pages: 139
                      Words: 51K
                      Publish: 1966

                      While this was an ok entry in the long running Nero Wolfe series, I find myself not enjoying these post 1950’s books as much as the earlier ones. Stout has moved Wolfe through time and the culture has changed significantly (not for the better in my opinion) and so the tone of the books are different. That might work very well for some people, but for me, not so much.

                      Orrie Cather is one of Wolfe’s helpers but he has always played such a small role that to have him thrust into the middle of things was unsettling. Coupled with the fact that he’s not actually involved in this book (he spends almost all of it in jail) made it doubly unsettling to me. The whole subject matter (a whore, who is pregnant, blackmail, infidelity) left a bad taste in my mouth and I don’t know if I’d ever read this particular book again.

                      It is still well-written and up to snuff in regards to Stout’s skill, but I just didn’t like the subject matter from start to finish. And that is why I’ve knocked a half-star from my usual rating of a Nero Wolfe book.

                      ★★★✬☆


                      From Grokipedia

                      Death of a Doxy opens with Orrie Cather, a recurring freelance operative for Nero Wolfe, asking Archie Goodwin to enter the apartment of Isabel Kerr, a former showgirl living as the kept mistress of wealthy banker Avery Ballou, to retrieve personal possessions that Isabel had taken and was using to threaten Orrie's engagement to airline stewardess Jill Hardy.[5][3] Archie discovers Isabel bludgeoned to death with an ashtray, leaves the scene without alerting authorities, and informs Orrie of the murder.[5] Isabel's sister, Stella Fleming, subsequently finds the body and notifies the police, who identify Orrie's fingerprints and belongings at the scene, leading to his arrest as the prime suspect.[5][3]Despite lacking a paying client, Nero Wolfe commits to proving Orrie's innocence, joined by Archie, Saul Panzer, and Fred Durkin, who conclude—based in part on Saul's reasoning that Orrie would not have involved Archie if guilty—that Orrie is innocent.[3][5] The investigation focuses on those aware of the secret apartment, including Stella and her husband Barry Fleming, a mathematics teacher, and Isabel's close friend, nightclub singer Julie Jaquette (real name Amy Jackson).[3][5] Wolfe coerces cooperation from Avery Ballou by threatening to publicize his affair with Isabel, eliciting the revelation that Ballou had been blackmailed by someone using the alias Milton Thales—a name referencing a figure in the history of mathematics.[5] This clue points suspicion toward Barry Fleming.[5]The inquiry also uncovers that Isabel was pregnant, complicating motives surrounding her death.[5] To expose the killer, Wolfe recruits Julie Jaquette to serve as bait in a carefully orchestrated trap, placing her at risk as the murderer attempts to eliminate her.[3] For her protection, Julie is brought to stay in Wolfe's brownstone, where she actively participates in the plan.[3] The ruse, involving a substantial cash offer tied to keeping certain facts private, forces the culprit into the open, resulting in the identification of Barry Fleming as both the blackmailer Milton Thales and Isabel Kerr's murderer, with his motive connected to preventing blackmail and protecting personal secrets.[6][7][3] Orrie Cather is exonerated and released.



                      Monday, May 18, 2026

                      Lord of Atlantis - MTG 4E

                       

                      I distinctly remember this card because I bought four of them to build my first real themed deck, one built around merfolk. It cost $2 a card and I was making minimum wage of $4.25 helping my neighbor who was a painter. Once I took taxes and tithes out, it cost me an entire half day to buy the four cards. Four Cards, that I could only use in ONE deck. It was a big commitment but at the time, it felt worth it. I made that merfold deck and then was promptly beaten every time I used it. I didn't win a single game against my friend, hahaahahaa. He was a better player than me and he was a better deck builder than me.

                      I had a lot of fun playing that deck however. Not "quite" enough to overcome losing every time, but I didn't hate playing it. I guess I couldn't have asked for much more as a teen.


                      Sunday, May 17, 2026

                      The Silent Death (The Shadow #27) 3.5Stars

                       

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                      Title: The Silent Death
                      Series: The Shadow #27
                      Authors: Maxwell Grant
                      Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
                      Genre: Crime Fiction
                      Pages: 160
                      Words: 50K
                      Publish: 1933



                      It’s been a while since we had a good Mad Scientist type story and this fit the bill perfectly. Mixing in the Gang Leader brought in a bunch of toughs for The Shadow to fight with as well and that is always good.

                      Another story that I enjoyed.

                      ★★★✬☆


                      From Bookstooge

                      A Mad Scientist, who has been experimenting with various ways to kill people with invisible means (ie, electrical, chemical, etc), teams up with a crooked Investor and a Gangster. They plan to kill other investors that will help the Crooked Investor, thus spreading the wealth amongst the three.

                      Things go wrong when The Shadow intervenes at the first attempt and it becomes a duel between the Mad Scientist and The Shadow to see who can kill the other first. The Shadow rewires one of the Mad Scientist’s traps and the Mad Scientist ends up electrocuting himself to bbq. Yum, the other, other white meat!



                      Friday, May 15, 2026

                      Imperatoris Chronicorum III

                       

                      Here we go, another thrilling post where Imperator Bookstooge wows you with thrills and chills and amazes you with his Indiana Jones style adventures. Oh wait, that's that other blog. Here we just sit around on the couch and complain about those kids playing their music too loud. Yeah, that sounds more like it.

                      Sunday started out like most Sundays, waking up about 6am. Have a lazy morning of blogging and sipping on a rockstar, deciding what sounds good for breakfast. That first choice of the week is the most important after all. We made our daily run to the local grocery store for donuts or apple turnovers and then we headed to church. All I can say is thank goodness for my Loop ear plugs! Those drums were LOUD. We had a little going away party for one of the families, who are moving to the deep south. Once we got home it was lunch, chores and then Mrs B took off for work. I continued the chores theme while doing blogging and watching tv. Sunday afternoon is the time I watch tv. That's it, so while I don't actually care that much WHAT I watch, I just like the routine of it.

                      Monday, I woke up with a food hangover. Because I'm by myself for Sunday afternoon and evenings, I tend to overeat and for whatever reason, it always makes me feel terrible Monday mornings. I blame the diabetes, even if my sugars stay good. The job for the day didn't help, as we were pretty much thrown a folder and told "figure it out" by the Company President. The site itself was covered in poison ivy. Most of the big pine trees had the 2inch thick hairy vines that are the signature of mature poison ivy. When we got back to the office we used a whole bunch of post-contact poison ivy wipes. And when I got home, I scrubbed down again with Tecnu. I've been using that stuff since the 20teens and boy does it work! Haven't had a serious case of poison ivy since starting it. I was exhausted though and I think I feel asleep around 8pm.

                      Tuesday I felt much better when I woke up. Then I got to work and found out we were setting "blue tops" (technically pink, like in the picture above) at a nearby site. They are a 8in nail with a bunch of colored "feathers" stick up so the heavy machine operator can see them without getting out of his bulldozer or driller or whatever. They aren't bad if you're hammering them into a lawn, as shown above. The problem was that the developer of the site we were working had pulled off all the good topsoil and replaced it with total garbage soil that was over 50% rocks the size of softballs and 25% of smaller rocks mixed in with the remaining dirt. Meant we had to use our power drill to get these pinktops into the ground. I also had to wear knee pads because there is no way you can kneel on those stones. So 125 pink tops later, the work day was done. And we had 125 to look forward to for the next day. With rain forecasted, whooowheee!

                      Wednesday continued the pinktop adventures. I took an Aleve as soon as I got up that morning to get ahead of the pain I knew I was going to be experiencing. And pain there was. My back hurt from bending over. My knees hurt from kneeling on stony ground. The back of my knees hurt from the strap of the kneepads I had to wear, because it chafed something fierce. My shoulders ached from using the power drill and then hammering the big nails into the ground. I came home and once I did some necessaries, went straight to bed.

                      Thursday was a rain day. Our office manager texted us all Wednesday evening that we weren't working Thursday because it was going to rain all day, quite heavy at times. Under those conditions, you just can't get anything done. Mrs B didn't have to go into work until midmorning, so we got up at our usual time and went to a local diner on the Oval. It was really nice to eat hot comfort food on a raw morning and to know we didn't have to rush. So we dawdled and then came home. Mrs B took a short, food induced, nap before heading off to work and I spent the day on the couch recovering from the previous two days. Did some blogging and watching the weather out the windows. It always cheers me up to watch it pour outside (we got close to an inch of rain that day) when I am comfortably ensconced inside.

                      Friday started out really well. We had 3 small jobs and we absolutely blew through the first 2. Then the third job hit and we just stalled and stalled hard. Both of us were grumpy by days end but we finished and went home. I ended up doing chores before Sabbath and then ate dinner. For whatever reason, food always tastes better to me when I'm grumpy. It's not worth it but it is a small consolation when I'm feeling like life is just roughing me up.

                      Saturday is obviously in the future, but I have it on good authority that I'll be going to men's meeting in the morning, that we will be going to the SDA church, that Mrs B will be leading the singing during service and that we will come home and do a whole lot of nothing. If that all pans out, I'll be ok with it!

                      Stay tuned for next month's installment, when Imperator Bookstooge will amaze you all by staying up until 10pm. Yes folks, it could happen!


                      Magical Hack - MTG 4E

                        This guy's work would go a lot faster if he used a computer. What a schlub! Of course, maybe I could hire this guy to destroy AI ...