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Title: Dragon's Gold
Series: Kelvin of Rud #1
Author: Piers Anthony
Rating: 2 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 248
Format: Digital Edition
Title: Dragon's Gold
Series: Kelvin of Rud #1
Author: Piers Anthony
Rating: 2 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 248
Format: Digital Edition
Synopsis:
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Kelvin has round
ears. His father had round ears as well, but everyone else in the
world has pointed ears. There is prophecy about a Round Ear but
Kelvin has never given it a thought.
His father is
killed by agents of the Queen of Rud, a Usurper. Kelvin and his
younger sister Jon are now out in the Sadlands looking for dragon
scale so as to pay the taxes that the Queen has instituted. Kelvin
ends up killing a dragon on accident and on their way home with its
scales, are captured by a bandit. Jon, who has been dressing up as a
boy, is taken as well and sold to the Boy Mart. Kelvin heads to the
town where the Boy Mart is with the intentions of somehow rescuing
her.
Kelvin finds a
magic glove in a tree and hooks up with a group of people who are
opposed to slavery and to the Queen in General. Said group tries to
buy Jon, but she has come to the attention of the wizard Zantanna and
they are outbid. They end up buying another girl, a round ear who can
astrally project herself if she eats dragon berries. Kelvin and the
group waylay the agent of the wizard and rescue Jon.
Kelvin is setup to
be the Roundear of Prophecy and the group begins making plans to
overthrow the queen. They hire mercenaries and begin the attack.
Kelvin gets captured, finds out his dad is alive and is from earth
and has a lot of technology at his disposal. Big battles, people die,
blah, blah, John Knight and the Queen disappear down a river which
leads to the Flaw, an interdimensional tear.
Jon hooks up with
the son of the leader of the revolutionary group and Kelvin hooks up
with the roundear girl, Heln. The prophecy isn't anywhere close to
being fulfilled but as it is scattered all over the lands, no one has
a complete version so nobody knows when it is finished or not.
My
Thoughts:
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I originally read this series back in the early 90's. I remember it
mainly because of the covers (not the one I have for this edition but
the one I'll be putting at the end) and because of the title names:
Dragon's Gold, Serpent's Silver, Chimera's Copper, Orc's Opal and
Mouvar's Magic. I also have faint recollections of there being
sleazy sexual undertones throughout them all. But when you are 15,
what you consider a sleazy sexual undertone can be quite different
from what you consider when at 40.
Sadly, I remembered correctly. Jon is almost raped when it is
discovered she is a girl whilst imprisoned at the Boy Mart. It wasn't
graphic but considering that she is 14, the author seemed to enjoy
stretching the scene out way more than was needed. From other Anthony
books I've come to the conclusion that he's a pervert and this just
confirmed it. Heln was also raped but before we met her, so that
particular scene wasn't included. However, it was constantly alluded
to every time she or Kelvin had a romantic thought towards the other.
I remember really enjoying the story and being fascinated by the plot
and writing and thinking how good these were. Man, how I've grown up.
This was terribly hackneyed and cliched crap. Ideas of how to forge
ahead are written down like 2 players were playing Magic the
Gathering, ie, one player puts down a card, then the second player
puts down another card to counter it, etc. It was written that way!
Ughh. Then you have people who can't think militarily to save their
life. Yes, lets march 4 days through open land to attack the capital
instead of shipping down the river and being there in 8 hours. And it
was written that way so one character COULD go down the river to
advance a plot point. Ughh again.
The writing itself was pretty bad too. A lot of “then he said so
she did” writing. Along the lines of this (made up):
Kelvin ate the apple. Heln asked him if it was good. Kelvin said “Anything from your hands is good.” Heln blushed. This made Kelvin blush.
Needless to say, a teen probably wouldn't notice it (I certainly
didn't back then) but any halfway competent adult will notice it
right off. And a whole book that?
I had all 5 books lined up to re-read, but after this one I think I'm
going to pass on the other books. I seem to remember the sleaze
increases as well. So au revoir!
Oh, here's some of the covers as I remember them, not the crap this
addition has:
★★☆☆☆
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