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Title: Hogfather
Series: Discworld
Author: Terry Pratchett
Rating: 5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 304
Format: Digital Edition
Title: Hogfather
Series: Discworld
Author: Terry Pratchett
Rating: 5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 304
Format: Digital Edition
Synopsis:
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It is Hogwatch
Night and the Hogfather is flying across the world in his red suit
and white beard and 4 jolly boars delivering gifts to all the
children. However, this Hogwatch Night the Hogfather is looking a
little different. He's a bit bony in the face, he has to stuff a
pillow up the suit to give him that jolly fat look and his ho ho
ho's are more like HO, HO, HO!
Yes, Death has taken over being the Hogfather for the night.
Now,
where did this all start? The Auditors. Of Reality. They hired the
Assassin's Guild to kill the Hogfather. The head of the Guild,
thinking it an impossible job, assigns it to Mr Teatime, an assassin
who has been causing problems lately with how much he's been killing.
He's got no style, you know? So the HAG (Head of the Assassins Guild)
gives the job to Teatime. Either he'll succeed and the Guild will get
a cavern of gold or Teatime will fail and they can let him go and be
done with him. Teatime has thought about just this kind of situation
and he has answers.
And
that is why Death is pretending to be the Hogfather. He can't
interfere with the Auditors directly but he sets his granddaughter
Susan on the case. She tracks down Teatime, who has used the power of
the Tooth Fairy make children NOT believe in the Hogfather. She and
the newly created god of Hangovers, with the help from a tooth fairy
helper, take down the insane assassin.
It
is revealed that if the Hogfather doesn't exist, the sun won't rise.
This will destroy all life on Discworld and THAT is the final goal of
the Auditors. Life is messy and doesn't really fit into neat check
boxes, so they want to get rid of it. All of it.
Can
Death, Susan and sundry others Save the Most Magical Night of the
Year? Of course! Not even Pratchett was so full of bilious hatred and
vitriol against Christmas that he'd write otherwise. But he gets his
revenge on the readers by getting all metaphysical for at least 3
solid pages. What a rotter.
My
Thoughts:
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My goodness, it has been a bloody decade since I last read this!
Still 5stars, still a favorite and still just as good as last time.
This time around I concentrated on the character of Teatime. And you
know what? He takes up a VERY small portion of the book even while
being a main villain and the killer of the Hogfather. It is like he
casts a huge shadow over the whole book while only being a skinny
little twig. He has such presence though that I “remembered” him
having a much larger role. I think it does say something for
Pratchett's skill that he can make a such a small used character be
so big. Of course, him facing down Death himself right at the end
does show he had some pretty big cojones.
Death gets a great bit of action and I just laughed and laughed. When
Corporal Nobbs, the most venal member of the Watch, gets a super
duper assault crossbow from the big red sack and he goes nutso with
excitement, I just about died. It also made me remember H.P's
review of the lamest Robin Hood movie ever, complete with
“assault crossbows”. Maybe it would have been a good movie if
Knobby Nobbs had showed up, hahahahaa. Anyway, I did a lot of
laughing.
Susan plays a huge part but unlike Teatime she was so exasperated all
the time that she couldn't be “normal” that it wore a little
thin. We get it, she doesn't want to be Death's granddaughter. Honey,
get over it. You don't really get to pick your relatives. She started
out funny with beating the crap out of monsters under the bed with a
poker but became almost grating by the end.
The Unseen Academy and the Wizards are involved, as is HEX the
thinking machine. HEX going insane and taking digital frog pills to
cure itself was just about the highlight for me.
The only downside to this book was the few pages of metaphysics that
Pratchett throws in. All crap about Justice and Mercy and Hope being
nothing but lies. Then he took it do a bad place where you can't
believe those things if you don't believe other lies, like the Tooth
Fairy. What a hopeless and utterly futile way to live. He just
couldn't resist allowing his bitter hatred against God, or even the
idea of God to peek on through. Thankfully, it wasn't enough to
spoil the whole book. However, I tend to think I'll have to wait
another decade before I try this again.
★★★★★