16 Skeletons from My Closet 2.5Stars

 

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Title: 16 Skeletons from My Closet
Series: ----------
Editor: Alfred Hitchcock
Rating: 2.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Crime Fiction
Pages: 165
Words: 66K
Publish: 1963

These stories did not work well for me at all. In fact, I got the distinct impression that I was reading the Alfred Hitchcock Mystery Magazine leftovers or rejects. I wasn’t, as these had all been published in the AHMM, but this was on par with my read of more recent editions of AHMM than my previous reads of these Alfred Hitchcock Presents anthologies. Most of the time I can pick at least 3-4 stories that leave me with a frisson of enjoyment, no matter how twisted, but this time, every single story just fell flat for me or was completely stale.

Not a particularly enjoyable time was spent on reading this :-(

★★✬☆☆

Blurb & Table of Contents:

ALFIE'S GUARANTEE

If you don't shudder with every twist and sudden thrust of these 16 terror tales...

if you are able to turn off your bedside lamp after closing this volume and drift off to a deep, dreamless sleep...

if you can drink your morning coffee without thinking there just might be a peculiarly bitter taste to it, or turn your back on your spouse or best friend without feeling a funny itching between your shoulder blades...

then that lovable old master of menace, Alfred Hitchcock, apologizes and personally guarantees you your full payment in horror. All you have to do is meet him in the cemetery under the next murderer's moon.…

INTRODUCTION by Alfred Hitchcock

GHOST STORY by Henry Kane

WHERE IS THY STING? by James Holding

THE BUTLER WHO DIDN'T DO IT by Craig Rice

CHRISTMAS GIFT by Robert Turner

THE MAN AT THE TABLE by C. B. Gilford

DEATH OF ANOTHER SALESMAN by Donald Honig

MAN WITH A HOBBY by Robert Bloch

...SAID JACK THE RIPPER by Robert Arthur

A GUN WITH A HEART by William Logan

ASSASSINATION by Dion Henderson 

A LITTLE SORORICIDE by Richard Deming

THE MAN WHO GOT AWAY WITH IT by Lawrence Treat

SECRET RECIPE by Charles Mergendahl

DADDY-O by David Alexander

THE CRIME MACHINE by Jack Ritchie

HOMICIDE AND GENTLEMEN by Fletcher Flora

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Puzzles of the Black Widowers (The Black Widowers #5) 3Stars

 

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Title: Puzzles of the Black Widowers
Series: The Black Widowers #5
Authors: Isaac Asimov
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Mystery
Pages: 144
Words: 68K
Publish: 1990

I felt that I was being generous with giving this 3stars. Most of the stories felt like Henry (the waiter and the guy who always solves the mystery) just pulled a random solution out of a hat. Nothing that he stated was categorically fact like in previous collections. I don’t mind admitting that it might have been me, but I don’t think so. I think Asimov was reaching the end of his rope and it was showing. While the stories were written from 1985 to 1990, the collection wasn’t published until 1990 and Asimov died in ‘92.

There is one more post-humus collection of the Black Widowers. Most of the stories are reprints, but I believe there are a couple of new ones in it. I plan on focusing on those. The fact that I’m spending as much time talking about the next book as I did about this one should tell you how milque-toast this particular collection was.

★★★☆☆

From Wikipedia.org

Introduction

"The Fourth Homonym" (1985)

"Unique Is Where You Find It" (1985)

"The Lucky Piece" (1990)

"Triple Devil" (1985)

"Sunset on the Water" (1986)

"Where Is He?" (1986)

"The Old Purse" (1987)

"The Quiet Place" (1988)

"The Four-Leaf Clover" (1990)

"The Envelope" (1989)

"The Alibi" (1989)

"The Recipe" (1990)

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Coffin Corner 3.5Stars

 

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Title: Coffin Corner
Series: ----------
Editor: Alfred Hitchcock
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Crime Fiction
Pages: 176
Words: 71K
Publish: 1968

As I anticipated, smaller doses worked so much better for me. Unlike the bloated corpse of The Best of Mystery, Coffin Corner was a sleek little svelte book that lured me into the back room, then knocked me over the head with a kosh and stole my wallet. That’s a how a good Alfred Hitchcock Presents book should be.

Doesn’t mean it was all koshes and handcuffs though. There was an August Derleth story, and what’s worse, it was a REPEAT! *gasp!!! The only thing worse than a Solar Pons story is a Solar Pons story that I’ve already read and suffered through. Thankfully, once I realized it was a repeat, I just skipped ahead to the next story in the collection. But imagine, the horror of having to experience more Solar Pons? The mind just boggles. At that point, I was almost ready to ask Little Miss Coffin Corner to forego the kosh and just shoot me dead. Nothing is worth a Solar Pons story. Death is preferrable.

Thankfully, other than that, there were no repeats.

The Last Gourmand by Donald Honig was one of those great stories where nobody gets what they wanted out of a crime. Some guy recovers $5,000 (about $55K now) from a stiff who did a robbery. Only his name gets in the news and the mob captures him and tortures him to get it back. He “makes up” some story about stashing it in an old abandoned house. They don’t find it and kill him. Years later two petty crooks figured he must have really hid it well and figure they’ll tear the house apart to find the money. Turns out all those years ago some retarded crook had followed the original guy and found the money. Only he got stuck in a room with the money and because he was retarded, couldn’t figure out how to get out of the room. So he dies. BUT, he eats the money as he’s dying because he’s hungry. So our two crooks get nothing. Everybody loses! When I’m in the right mood, that kind of story feels real good, like when you were a kid and got the chicken pox and you scratched even though you weren’t supposed to.

The ending story was perfect, as it was one of those “the bad guy gets his just desserts” kind of stories. Blood Kin by Richard Deming was about two brothers and how the one son kills his father for his money. Once he runs through that, he prepares to take out his uncle, who is a chemist. Needless to say, the uncle knows, but can’t prove, that the nephew killed his father and that he’s next. But instead of whining to the police and running away like a ballless coward, he devises a plan whereby the nephew “could” knock him off, but adds a little chemistry to the mix and lets the nephew kill himself. Oh, it was glorious. The best part was that if the nephew hadn’t tried to kill his uncle, he would have been perfectly safe. He reaped the consequences of his own evil and it destroyed him. I love stories like that.

There were 14 stories here and that seems to be just about the right amount. Some are good, some are bad (I’m looking at you August Derleth!) and some are just great.

★★★✬☆

Blurb & Table of Contents:

A is for the arsenic he’s fond of.

L is for his lethal taste in tales.

F is for the fiends who are his best friends.

I is for the icepicks that they use.

E is for the extra-special pleasure he takes in every slaying that’s well done.

Put them all together they spell

ALFIE,

The man who says that murder can be fun.

Here are Alfie’s latest and best, in a gathering guaranteed to make a death’s-head grin:

A WALK ON THE MOUNTAIN

     Richard Hardwick

A TIME FOR RIFLES

     H. A. De Rosso

THE LAST GOURMAND

     Donald Honig

SUDDEN, SUDDEN DEATH

     Talmage Powell

CIRCLE IN THE DUST

     Arthur Porges

JOSHUA

     William Brittain

THE AMATEUR PHILOLOGIST

     August Derleth

THIEVES’ HONOR

     John Lutz

THE FINAL CHAPTER

     Richard O. Lewis

THE HELPFUL HORTICULTURIST

     Mary Linn Roby

DEAD OAK IN A DARK WOODS

     Hal Ellson

A RECIPE FOR EGGS

     Frank Sisk

NOT THE KILLER TYPE

     John Arre

BLOOD KIN

     Richard Deming

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Banquets of the Black Widowers (The Black Widowers #4) 3Stars

 

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Title: Banquets of the Black Widowers
Series: The Black Widowers #4
Authors: Isaac Asimov
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Mystery
Pages: 153
Words: 72K
Publish: 1984

Asimov shakes things up, just a little, by having the club members either break rules or do something completely out of the ordinary here. Not for every story, but enough. It would be like if Rex Stout had his character Nero Wolfe actually leave his house (which while Wolfe states that he won’t leave his house, his actions give the lie to that more often than not, sigh). It shook things up as the routine was broken and that was a good thing. The bickering and outright fighting amongst the members is really getting on my nerves. I’ve got one more book of these to read and then I’ll have finished the series.

I think my favorite story this time around was “The Driver” about a bunch of egghead scientists and a SETI convention and some low IQ driver getting killed. Turns out the driver was pretending and he was a Soviet spy and he let slip one bit of info that would have given him away, so his Soviet Masters had him done away with. It might have been a Cold War, but nobody was phutzing around, that was for sure.

Several of the other stories all revolve around human nature, as Asimov perceived it. I don’t see eye to eye with him on that issue all the time so those stories fell really flat for me. They also irritated me because they involved people being really stupid and even when I think that people ARE stupid, doesn’t mean I want to read about it. I mean, you like being healthy right? So do you want to read stories about weeping, suppurating boils and sores, oozing pus? Yeah, me neither.

★★★☆☆

From Wikipedia.org

"Introduction"

• "Sixty Million Trillion Combinations" (Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, 5 May 1980) – A paranoid mathematician who suspects that his work on Goldbach's conjecture has been stolen. When the authorities demand his cooperation, he sulkily gives a clue to the code which protects his work on a shared computer, suspecting that no one could possibly guess or deduce the code. Fortunately for the agencies who need this information, the Black Widowers are able to come up with the code, purely because one member shares a trait with the mathematician.

• "The Woman in the Bar" (Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, 30 June 1980) – the Black Widowers have as their dinner guest Darius Just, the main character from Asimov's mystery novel Murder at the ABA. Darius finds himself in danger of violent reprisals when he tries to help a frightened woman (he knows she is frightened, but he can have no idea by whom or why). She has given him crucial nonverbal communication clues which the Black Widowers solve. Asimov states that he "thought up" this Black Widowers story just for this character.[4]

• "The Driver" – the Black Widowers consider the mysterious death of a chauffeur at a SETI Institute conference.

• "The Good Samaritan" (Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, 10 September 1980) – in a controversial break with tradition, a woman is invited to attend the men-only club.

• "The Year of the Action" (Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, 1 January 1981) – a historical clue is solved about a comic opera, "The Pirates of Penzance," by Gilbert and Sullivan.

• "Can You Prove It?" (Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, 17 June 1981) – the guest describes his arrest and interrogation behind the Iron Curtain and is unable to explain why he was released.

• "The Phoenician Bauble" (Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, May 1982) – a valuable archaeological artefact has been lost.

• "A Monday in April" (Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, May 1983) – concerns a matter of trivia about ancient Rome. The evenings guest feels that his girlfriend cheated in a competition, but Henry's solution casts doubt on that presumption.

• "Neither Brute Nor Human" (Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, April 1984) – the story requires solving a riddle about a poem by Edgar Allan Poe.

• "The Redhead" (Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, October 1984) – a woman disappears into thin air.

• "The Wrong House" – the guest is unable to determine which of his neighbours has been counterfeiting money after witnessing their operation while drunk.

• "The Intrusion" – an uninvited guest crashes the party and asks the Black Widowers for help in finding the man who took advantage of his developmentally challenged sister.

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The Tau Empire (Warhammer 40K: Tau #5) 3Stars

 

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Title: The Tau Empire
Series: Warhammer 40K: Tau #5
Author: Braden Campbell
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 399
Words: 139K
Publish: 2016

Holy smokes, it has been TWO YEARS since I read the novella Farsight. Where does the time go? I bring this up because Farsight is the anchoring novella to this collection of stories centered around the Tau. I did decide to skip reading it again, so that definitely helped me move things along.

One thing I have appreciated about reading the Commander Farsight novels (Farsight, Crisis of Faith, Blade of Damocles, Empire of Lies) is that he is a pretty positive and upbeat character. He really believes in the Greater Good and that he and the Tau can make the universe a better place. That is very unusual in the Warhammer 40,000 literary univerise and to be honest, I kind of took it for granted. Then I read this book and realized I shouldn’t.

Most of the stories here involve other Tau besides Farsight. He is the lead for Farsight and is also featured in Fire and Ice but more as a side character. The other stories deal with other Tau who have orbited Farsight’s sphere of influence in the previously mentioned Tau books. They are much more aligned to the grim darkness of the far future in WH40K. That’s not necessarily a pleasant thing at all.

Peter Fehervari in particular seems to absolutely relish writing stories about death and decay and the collapse of the mind, will and emotions of the characters in his stories. It’s not that everyone dies (as in a Russian story) but that everyone gets broken, very broken, in some manner. It might be their body or their mind or their emotional psyche. After reading these couple of short stories by him, I think I’ll avoid his full novels and collections. I suspect they would be too much for me to handle.

The other two authors, Campbell and Smillie were decent enough but once again, the stories were grim.

I am realizing that much like my foray into Cthulhu’ic Cosmic Horror, I need to limit my reading time in the WH40K universe. I also have to be mindful of which faction I am reading about. I know I enjoy reading about the Necrons (terminator like aliens millions of years old) and to this point, the Tau. What I most enjoy though are the ordinary people in the Empire of Man which I’ve read through the likes of Commissar Gaunt & his Ghosts and Commissar Ciaphus Cain, Hero of the Imperium. I need to seek out some Astra Militarum books (that’s the fancy way of saying the plain old soldiers in WH40K speak) and hope there’s some hope in them :-D I’m not holding out much hope though. Hahahahahahaa.

★★★☆☆

From the Publisher:

It is the manifest destiny of the Tau Empire to rule the stars. Guided by the principle of the Greater Good and driven by the orders of the mysterious ethereals, they conquer worlds, by words or force, and defend them by the might of the fire caste, noble warriors armed with advanced weaponry and powerful battlesuits. 'Shas'o' contains ten tales of the Tau Empire at war, featuring mighty battlesuits battling Imperial tanks, fire warrior snipers duelling with Space Marines and stories of some of the tau's greatest heroes, including Farsight, Shadowsun and Aun'Shi.

ToC:

Farsight – Phil Kelly

Fire and Ice – Peter Fehervari

Aun’Shi – Braden Campbell

A Sanctuary of Wyrms – Peter Fehervari

Commander Shadow – Braden Campbell

Out Caste – Peter Fehervari

Shadowsun: The Last of Kiru’s Line – Braden Campbell

The Patient Hunter – Joe Parrino

The Kauyon – Andy Smillie

The Tau’va – Andy Smillie

Best of Mystery 3.5Stars

 

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Title: Best of Mystery
Series: ----------
Editor: Alfred Hitchcock
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Crime Fiction
Pages: 745
Words: 304K
Publish: 1976

When I started this book of short stories, my intention was to take some notes, as I had kind of, sort of, maybe’ish glanced at the page numbers and my brain registered that this wasn’t one of the normal 200-250 page collections. However, I was using this as a buffer to get through both Skitarius and Tech-Priest (of which not even this book could save Tech-Priest). That didn’t lend itself well to taking notes, so I figured I would just do that after I ended up dnf’ing Tech-Priest.

The problem then became that this beast of a book became a crashing avalanche of stories that I dared not stop lest I become crushed under its ponderous weight. There are 63 stories in this volume. That is just too much. If I had stopped to take notes on even ten of these stories, I probably would have dnf’d this collection just out of despair at so much crime and evil being portrayed. So to continue with the avalanche imagery, I had to keep racing down the literary mountain trying to stay one story ahead. I managed it and I was ok, but I don’t think I’ll try to read another Hitchcock collection that is this big again in the future (not that I have any, mind you. I just looked and the next biggest one is just a shade over 400pages, which I think I can handle). The last time I read a collection this big was Tales of Terror, which had 58 stories.

I guess I’m going to chalk this up to a lesson learned, again. Hahahahaa.

★★★✬☆

Table of Contents:

WINTER RUN—Edward D. Hoch

YOU CANT BLAME ME—Henry Slesar

A FLOWER IN HER HAIR—Pauline C. Smith

THE COST OF KENT CASTWELL—Avram Davidson

PSEUDO IDENTITY—Lawrence Block

THAT RUSSIAN!—Jack Ritchie

GALTON AND THE YELLING BOYS—Hillary Waugh

BLIND DATE—Charles Boeckman

PRESSURE—Roderick Wilkinson

THE RUNNING MAN—Bill Pronzini

THE VIETNAM CIRCLE—F. J. Kelly

SADIE WHEN SHE DIED—Ed McBain

A VERY CAUTIOUS BOY—Gilbert Ralston

A TRY FOR THE BIG PRIZE—Borden Deal

VOICE IN THE NIGHT—Robert Colby

UNDERTAKER, PLEASE DRIVE SLOW—Ron Goulart

NEVER SHAKE A FAMILY TREE—Donald E. Westlake

HERE LIES ANOTHER BLACKMAILER—Bill Pronzini

DEAD DUCK—Lawrence Treat

GAMES FOR ADULTS—John Lutz

NIGHT OF THE TWISTERS—James Michael Ullman

VARIATIONS ON A GAME—Patricia Highsmith

CHILD’S PLAY—William Link and Richard Levinson

JUST A LITTLE IMPRACTICAL JOKE—Richard Stark

MURDERER #2—Jean Potts

THE THIRD CALL—Jack Ritchie

DAMON AND PYTHIAS AND DELILAH BROWN—Rufus King

GLORY HUNTER—Richard M. Ellis

LINDA IS GONE—Pauline C. Smith

FRIGHTENED LADY—C. B. Gilford

COME BACK, COME BACK . . .—Donald E. Westlake

ONCE UPON A BANK FLOOR—James Holding

WARRIOR’S FAREWELL—Edward D. Hoch

DEATH BY MISADVENTURE—Wenzell Brown

WITH A SMILE FOR THE ENDING—Lawrence Block

TELEVISION COUNTRY—Charlotte Edwards

ART FOR MONEY’S SAKE—Dan J. Marlowe

NOTHING BUT HUMAN NATURE—Hillary Waugh

MURDER, 1990—C. B. Gilford

PANTHER, PANTHER IN THE NIGHT—Paul W. Fairman

PERFECTLY TIMED PLOT—E. X. Ferrars

#8—Jack Ritchie

ALL THE NEEDLESS KILLING—Bryce Walton

A MELEE OF DIAMONDS—Edward D. Hoch

ONE FOR THE CROW—Mary Barrett

HAPPINESS BEFORE DEATH—Henry Slesar

I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT—Bill Pronzini

NEWS FROM NOWHERE—Ron Goulart

A CASE OF DESPERATION—Kate Wilhelm

AN INTERLUDE FOR MURDER—Paul Tabori

DEATH OVERDUE—Eleanor Daly Boylan

THE BEST-FRIEND MURDER—Donald E. Westlake

PATTERN OF GUILT—Helen Nielsen

A REAL, LIVE MURDERER—Donald Honig

DOCTOR APOLLO—Bryce Walton

THE PURSUER—Holly Roth

FINAL ARRANGEMENTS—Lawrence Page

COUNTDOWN—David Ely

MURDER BETWEEN FRIENDS—Nedra Tyre

CASE OF THE KIND WAITRESS—Henry Slesar

GHOST OF A CHANCE—Carroll Mayers

THE MONTEVIDEO SQUEEZE—James Holding

THE WHITE MOTH—Margaret Chenoweth

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Bleeding Hearts 3.5Stars

 

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Title: Bleeding Hearts
Series: ----------
Editor: Alfred Hitchcock
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Crime Fiction
Pages: 171
Words: 67K
Publish: 1974

Man, engaging stories here.

We start off with a story, The Plays the Thing, about a thespian who finally has his big chance on Broadway to play Hamlet. But he’s gone off the deep end and kills his leading lady and uses her skull in the scene where Hamlet is talking about “Alas, poor Yorick!”. He left her body in a traveling trunk. What a nutjob eh?

The next story that stood out to me was The Sensitive Juror. By the end it strained credulity, as the entire story was based on the murderer being able to psychically manipulate a woman on each jury to be sympathetic to him. Even without that little reveal at the at, it was obvious where this story was going, as the current narrator (the sensitive juror) relates the murder trial, which we then re-tread by following her down the almost exact same path. It was just creepy.

Then we had another Fat Jow story, Fat Jow and Chance. This wasn’t so much a mystery as just a community coming together to right a wrong that the Law didn’t recognize as a wrong. It decided me on looking into the Fat Jow stories as an entity unto themselves. Which figures, because it turns out that they were only written for the Alfred Hitchcock collections and I couldn’t even find out any info on the author Robert Alan Blair. Makes me wonder if he was a “house author” and some poor schlub just wrote several Fat Jow stories to pad things out. Oh well.

I like when a story totally subverts your expectations, like how M. Night Shyamalan would put twists into his movies. Well, that happens with Motive: Another Woman in a big way. The story starts out describing a marriage that almost fell apart due to the husband’s philandering. He and his wife work things out and he gets back on the straight and narrow, for 5 years. Then he starts going out to the movies every Sunday evening and his wife doesn’t go with him because the crowded theatre gave her headaches. One day she overhears her husband talking about seeing a young Mrs Bennet the other night. The woman realizes her husband has gone back to his philandering ways, so she plans out a home invasion cover story where she “accidentally” kills her husband thinking he is a burglar. Only for the story to end with her seeing the title of the latest movie at the theatre “The Young Mrs Bennett”. And it just ends. We’re left to imagine what the woman is thinking and feeling, realizing her husband was still staying faithful to her and that she had just murdered him.

I think this is going to be my new “format” for these Hitchcock collections. Just talk about 3-4 stories and let that be the review. Unless I am feeling funny and write a post to amuse myself with my trademark wit and wonder ;-)

★★★✬☆

Table of Contents:

Introduction by Alfred Hitchcock

THE PLAY’S THE THING by Robert Bloch

THE EXECUTIONER by H. A. DeRosso

MAN ON A LEASH by Jack Ritchie

THE DEEP SIX (Novelette) by Richard Hardwick

HIDDEN TIGER by Michael Brett

THE SENSITIVE JUROR by Richard Deming

FAT JOW AND CHANCE by Robert Alan Blair

SLAY THE WICKED (Novelette) by Frank Sisk

INTO THE MORGUE by Hal Ellson

I’LL BE LOVING YOU by Fletcher Flora

MOTIVE: ANOTHER WOMAN by Donald Honig

THE BROTHERHOOD by Theodore Mathieson

THE FINAL REEL by John Lutz

CHIMPS AIN’T CHAMPS by Talmage Powell

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John the Balladeer (Silver John #6) 3Stars

 

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Title: John the Balladeer
Series: Silver John #6
Author: Manly Wade Wellman
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Folk Fantasy
Pages: 222
Words: 90K
Publish: 1988

This was a good end to my Silver John read by Manly Wade Wellman. I will say though, Wellman likes telling us that the women in the stories (if they are bad) don’t wear underwear. Make of that what you will.

This was a collection of the short stories that Wellman wrote about Silver John from 1951-1987 and showcases many of the instances that John references in the full novels. We also get the story of how John and Evadaire meet and marry. There is a section of what I’d call “micro-fiction”, little stories 1-2 paragraphs long that still manage to tell a whole story. I was actually quite impressed with the ability of Wellman to get an Idea across with so few words. No blather and filler here!

I don’t see myself ever re-reading these Silver John books. I enjoyed my time with them, really enjoyed the covers and it brought back good memories of seeing the books in the public library in the 90’s. Speaking of covers, I’m including the 2023 re-release version here. Not sure why, as it seems like the artist was on drugs when he drew it, but it still captures that fey and wild feel of American Folklore that Wellman was going for with Silver John.

★★★☆☆

From the Publisher & Table of Contents

In John the Balladeer, Manly Wade Wellman created one of the great characters in all of horror and fantasy literature. Armed with his silver-stringed guitar and an endless trove of folk songs, John travels the backwoods of Appalachia, battling supernatural evil with his own brand of down-home charm and endless resourcefulness. In these tales, John wanders the Southern mountains, encountering hoodoo men and witch women, strange supernatural beasts, malevolent spirits, and even George Washington's ghost.

Edited by horror legend Karl Edward Wagner, this volume contains the complete John the Balladeer stories in their original, unaltered form, as they first appeared in magazines and anthologies between 1951 and 1987. Also featured is a foreword by Wellman's friend and literary executor David Drake and an introduction by Wagner.

Introduction to the
Electronic Publication
of John the Balladeer

O Ugly Bird!
The Desrick on Yandro
Vandy, Vandy
One Other
Call Me From the Valley
The Little Black Train
Shiver in the Pines
Walk Like a Mountain
On the Hills and Everywhere
Old Devlins Was A-Waiting
Nine Yards of Other Cloth
Wonder as I Wander:
Farther Down the Trail
Trill Coster's Burden
The Spring
Owls Hoot in the Daytime
Can These Bones Live?
Nobody Ever Goes There
Where Did She Wander?

Behind the Death Ball 3.5Stars

 

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Title: Behind the Death Ball
Series: ----------
Editor: Alfred Hitchcock
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Crime Fiction
Pages: 155
Words: 58K
Publish: 1974

Whenever I see August Derleth’s name in these collections, I grimace, because I know I am getting a “Solar Pons” story. Pons is a poorly executed Sherlock Holmes ripoff and Derleth’s story telling just isn’t up to the original. So I grit my teeth, read as fast as I can and try to get it done with, much like eating broccoli. Thankfully, other stories were much better.

Voodoo Doll had an ending I simply did not see coming. I WAS expecting the voodoo doll (it was going to be a toyline) to end up having real power, but when it was given to the little girl who always broke her toys, well, the story ends with one of the creators sitting in a chair while his head is on the other side of the room. It was absolutely ghoulish :-D

The Hitchhikers was also rather ghoulish. It had something like 4-5 double crosses within the story and it was like getting walloped with a couple of left-right-left-right-right in the boxing ring. I did see the final double cross coming, but it was so obvious that I didn’t feel “clever” knowing it was coming. It had that “inevitable” feel more than anything.

The Fat Jow stories, unlike the Solar Pons, are always a good read. I suspect Fat Jow is a ripoff of Charlie Chan, but I am not familiar enough with Chan to know for sure. Jow is a student of human nature and the stories just kind of flow, not a lot of drama. But they still have kick and I like that.

The final story, The Ghost & Mr. Grebner, was amusing, quiet and yet possibly horrific. It didn’t strike me as horrific when I read it, unlike The Hitchhikers. In fact, I thought it was a gentle, amusing end to the collection. A widower is contemplating marriage to a widow and his dead wife’s ghost appears to him and tells him “no”. He argues with the ghost in that distracted, old man way and the ghost goes away. Mr Grebner proposes and leaves the building. Once he gets to the street, he sees a crowd clustered around a body that obviously came from the apartment he was just in. And it ends. So we’re left with that ambiguity of did the ghost somehow force the widow out the window? Is Mr Grebner completely insane and he threw the widow out the window? Is he having hallucinations about everything? We simply don’t know. The entire story is written in that distracted old man way. He doesn’t question talking to his wife’s ghost, he’s more concerned about what is for dinner. It’s a very mellow story and I thought it was a great book end to this collection.

★★★✬☆

Publisher’s Blurb & Table of Contents
Any artist is only as good as his audience. That master orchestrator of terror, Alfred Hitchcock, is no exception. What good is his fearful brand of fiendish fun if he's no nerves to twist, no teeth to set chattering, no vocal chords to strum into high notes of terrified hysteria? That’s where you come in, dear reader. Just put yourself in his skillful hands. He’ll give you a screaming good time with personally selected stories & novelettes by masters of menace & the macabre

1. Perfect Shot-Lawrence Treat

2. The Amateur Philologist-August Derleth

3. The Glint-Arthur Porges

4. The Seventh Man-Helen Nielsen

5. Voodoo Doll-Henry Slesar

6. A Friendly Exorcise-Talmage Powell

7. Many Women Too Many-C.B. Gilford

8. Till Death-Fletcher Flora

9. The Hitchhikers-Bruce Hunsberger

10. Store Cop-Ed Lacy

11. Doom Signal-John Lutz

12. See What’s in the Bag-Hal Ellson

13. Fat Jow & the Walking Woman-Robert Alan Blair

14. The Ghost & Mr. Grebner-Syd Hoff

• All of My “Alfred Hitchcock” Reviews

Monster Hunter Files (MHI #7) 4Stars

 

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Title: Monster Hunter Files
Series: MHI #7
Author: Larry Correia
Rating: 4 of 5 Stars
Genre: Urban Fantasy
Pages: 300
Words: 117K
Publish: 2017

When I originally read this back in ‘17, I gave it 4stars. I was hoping that maybe I could inch this up a halfstar, but sadly, the Jane Yellowrock story ("She Bitch, Killer of Kits") still kept that from happening, again. I just dislike Jane Yellowrock, period. I did skip the John Ringo story, as it was just a chapter from the final Monster Hunter Memoirs book and I’ve since read that trilogy.

When I went to read this, this time, I saw Schmidt’s name on the cover and thought “huh, that name sounds familiar”. Turns out he had compiled and edited a couple of Predator collections that I had read, namely Eyes of the Demon and If It Bleeds. Eyes was just a horrible collection of modern writers who didn’t know diddly squat about the Predators and Schmidt should have been ashamed of himself for allowing such a collection. That is the reason he’s not getting a spot in the “Authors” part of the info block from me this time around. He’s a dink.

And on to the positive.

I think that A Knight of the Enchanted Forest was once again my favorite story. I never thought about dipping pepperoni pizza in ranch dressing before this story and to be honest, while it does sound yummy (in an excess kind of way), I still haven’t worked up the courage to actually try it. Maybe 2025 will be the year! (actually, make that exclamation point a question mark, I’m still not brave enough)

Mr Natural by Jody Nye was the story about a group of hippies who raised a demon that enhanced nature, but at the cost of human sacrifice. That was the story that I talked about shooting hippies and commies and ended up getting in trouble in a group over on Librarything about it. Ahhh, good memories, that’s what that is :-)

"Huffman Strikes Back" was a surprise, in a good way. Of course, it was coauthored by The Dink, so I’m giving ALL the credit to the co-author, Julie Frost. This story was about the brother of the werewolf that Owen Zastava Pitt (the main character in the MHI series) threw out of a skyscraper in the first book. Huffman was just as insane and twisted as his brother. He was also just as petty and small minded. It was good to see him get his!

Another good re-read in the MHI universe and I am happy to report that the series is holding strong. Onward!

★★★★☆

Publishers Blurb and Table of Contents

For well over a century, Monster Hunter International has kept the world safe from supernatural threats small and large—and in some cases very, very large. Now, join us as MHI opens their archives for the first time. From experienced Hunters on their toughest cases, to total newbies' initial encounters with the supernatural, The Monster Hunter Files reveals the secret history of the world's most elite monster fighting force.

Discover what happened when Agent Franks took on the Nazis in World War Two. Uncover how the Vatican’s Combat Exorcists deal with Old Ones in Mexico. And find out exactly what takes place in a turf war between trailer park elves and gnomes. From the most powerful of mystical beings to MHI’s humble janitor, see the world of professional monster hunting like never before.

Introduction by Albert Lee

"Thistle" by Larry Correia

"Small Problems" by Jim Butcher

"Darkness Under the Mountain" by Mike Kupari

"A Knight of the Enchanted Forest" by Jessica Day George

"The Manticore Sanction" by John C. Wright

"The Dead Yard" by Maurice Broaddus

"The Bride" by Brad R. Torgersen

"She Bitch, Killer of Kits" by Faith Hunter

"Mr. Natural" by Jody Lynn Nye

"Sons of the Father" by Quincey J. Allen

"The Troll Factory" by Alex Shvartsman

"Keep Kaiju Weird" by Kim May

"The Gift" by Steve Diamond

"The Case of the Ghastly Spectre" by John Ringo

"Huffman Strikes Back" by Bryan Thomas Schmidt and Julie Frost

"Hunter Born" by Sarah A. Hoyt

"Hitler's Dog" by Jonathan Maberry

Afterword

Biographies

• Monster Hunter Files (2018 Review)

• All of My “MHI” Reviews

Casebook of the Black Widowers (The Black Widowers #3) 3Stars

 

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Title: Casebook of the Black Widowers
Series: The Black Widowers #3
Authors: Isaac Asimov
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Mystery
Pages: 161
Words: 75K
Publish: 1980

Another enjoyable set of short stories. The secrets and mysteries involved here were much less “intense” than in previous books, just a step up from cozy in my opinion and I enjoyed the more laid back feeling.

Onward!

★★★☆☆

From Wikipedia.org

Every month, the Black Widowers convene for sumptuous food, fine wine, and a cosmically baffling mystery. Attended by Henry, the all-knowing waiter, these gentle rogues ponder such imponderables as: * the one-syllable middle name that represents what every schoolboy knows, yet doesn't... * a murder by solar eclipse very far out in space... * a Soviet spy's dying message utilizing a Scrabble set and a newspaper sports page... * a satanic cult leader's Martian connection... * a computer criminal's strange equation of Christmas and Halloween... * an ancient symbol that provides the key to a woman's mysterious disappearance...

Contents:

* The Cross of Lorraine
* The Family Man
* The Sports Page
* Second Best
* The Missing Item
* The Next Day
* Irrelevance!
* None So Blind
* The Backward Look
* What Time Is It?
* Middle Name
* To the Barest

• All of My Asimov Reviews

Bone Swans 2Stars

 

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Title: Bone Swans
Series: -----
Author: Claire Cooney
Rating: 2 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 236
Words: 95K
Publish: 2015

Last year Bookforager reviewed this collection. In her review, she sounded exactly how I felt when I would read a Patricia McKillip book. As McKillip is now dead and will not be writing any more stories, I was hoping that maybe this Cooney girl could pick up the slack. Saying I had high hopes was putting it mildly.

Things got off to a rocky start. There was an introduction by Gene Wolfe, as he knew Cooney. I despise Wolfe’s writings, so when he praises someone, that’s a big old warning sign to me. I knew that biased me so I went into the actual stories determined not to let Wolfe ruin this for me. No fear on that account, Cooney did that all by herself with no help from anyone.

I have described McKillip’s writing as fire and silk, rounded stones in a small brook creating that soothing babbling sound. Her writing was poetry in lyrical form. Cooney had that same poetical format and even I could appreciate it. However, Cooney was rotting granite (if you have ever come into contact with rotting rock, you know how vile it is) in the midst of a swamp of effluent. Every story set my teeth on edge. My back was completely riled. I hated this collection. I’m not going to go into specifics in this review because I don’t want to give any more of my time to even thinking about Cooney. I know nothing about her beyond the introduction by Wolfe and I want to keep it that way.

If you are curious about the book’s contents, read Bookforager’s review. She did an admirable job and I have no hesitation about recommending her review.

★★☆☆☆

From the Publisher & ToC

A swan princess hunted for her bones, a broken musician and his silver pipe, and a rat named Maurice bring justice to a town under fell enchantment. A gang of courageous kids confronts both a plague-destroyed world and an afterlife infested with clowns but robbed of laughter. In an island city, the murder of a child unites two lovers, but vengeance will part them. Only human sacrifice will save a city trapped in ice and darkness. Gold spun out of straw has a price, but not the one you expect.

Introducing C. S. E. Cooney

Life on the Sun

The Bone Swans of Amandale

Martyr’s Gem

How the Milkmaid Struck a Bargain with the Crooked One

The Big Bah-Ha

A Choice of Evils 4Stars

 

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Title: A Choice of Evils
Series: ----------
Editor: Alfred Hitchcock
Rating: 4 of 5 Stars
Genre: Crime Fiction
Pages: 343
Words: 134K
Publish: 1983

In March of ‘24, I read “Portraits of Murder”, a large collection of short stories that I assumed would be my last hurrah with the Alfred Hitchcock Presents series. I tried a couple of issues of the Alfred Hitchcock Mystery Magazine, but the less said about that, the better. Portraits was the 28^th volume I’d read and I had assumed I had pretty much drained the well dry. Therefore imagine my surprise when I came across a website dedicated to the “Alfred Hitchcock Presents” books that listed them all out. Turns out there were at least another 22. So let the screaming recommence!

One thing that I have come to realize about these collections vs the magazine is that I “need” a lot more stories all together than the magazines can provide. Each story is like a little cream puff of villainy and one or even four will just leave you wanting more. You need a surfeit of them, a gluttonous feast that leaves you in a food coma for the next 8-12hrs. THAT is what these collections attempt to do and definitely succeeded here.

With collections like these, I never even attempt to take notes for each story. There are 34 stories here. Can you imagine the size of this review if I tried to write out notes for 34 stories? I could probably do a short story review for the entire month if I reviewed one short story a day. Maybe some month I’ll do that if I don’t feel like reading. I hear that reading slumps still exist in our world, so maybe it will hit me too. You could only be so lucky ;-)

The one story that did really stand out to me was “Knight of the Road” by Thomasina Weber. It’s about a conman who travels up and down the major highways of the East Coast of the US looking for women to bamboozle and steal their money. He gets conned himself and the story ends with him looking forward to meeting that woman again so they can team up. It just had that self-effacing, ironic biting humor that can appeal to me. It was also one of the few stories that didn’t involve murder or violence in one way or another. It was clever.

So Alfie’s back baby and he’s here to stay until you’re sick of him.

*slow clap

★★★★☆

Table of Contents:

The Battered Mailbox by Stanley Cohen

Center of Attention by Dan J. Marlowe

Lesson for a Pro by Stephen Wasylyk

Aftermath of Death by Talmage Powell — AHMM 8(7)

Enough Rope for Two by Clark Howard

A Change for the Better by Arthur Porges

A Killing in the Market by Robert Bloch

Do It Yourself by Charles Mergendahl

Lost and Found by James Michael Ullman — AHMM 18(8)

Passport in Order by Lawrence Block

Moonlight Gardener by Robert L. Fish

Courtesy Call by Sonora Morrow

Restored Evidence by Patrick O'Keeffe

The Standoff by Frank Sisk

A Fine and Private Place by Virginia Long

Dead, You Know by John Lutz — AHMM 13(1)

A Certain Power by Edward D. Hoch

Hunters by Borden Deal

The Driver by William Brittain

Class Reunion by Charles Boeckman

Mean Cop by W. Sherwood Hartman — AHMM 13(11)

Kill, If You Want Me! by Richard Deming

Welcome to My Prison by Jack Ritchie

Come into My Parlor by Gloria Amoury

Lend Me Your Ears by Edward Wellen

Killer Scent by Joe E. Hensley

Dear Corpus Delicti by William Link and Richard Levinson

Knight of the Road by Thomasina Weber — AHMM 8(9)

The Truth that Kills by Donald Olson — AHMM 17(12)

Where is Thy Sting? by John F. Suter

Anatomy of an Anatomy by Donald E. Westlake

Murder Me Twice by Lawrence Treat

Not a Laughing Matter by Evan Hunter

The Graft is Green by Harold Q. Masur

• All of My “Alfred Hitchcock” Reviews

More Tales of the Black Widowers (The Black Widowers #2) 3Stars

 

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Title: More Tales of the Black Widowers
Series: The Black Widowers #2
Authors: Isaac Asimov
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Mystery
Pages: 197
Words: 77K
Publish: 1976

This was exactly more of the same from Tales of the Black Widowers. I am ok with that. I love short story collections and Asimov was master of that craft. Having him switch from Science Fiction to Mystery hasn’t changed anything in his story telling ability. Thankfully.

I probably would have bumped this up half a star since I enjoyed the stories just as much as before, but once again, the interpersonal interactions between the members of the Black Widowers Club just grated on my nerves. They are jerks to each other, they are jerks to the invited guest and I can only imagine what they must be like out in the world at large. I find it very unpleasant. Reading these Tales is like having some of that sweet and sour sauce and I’m not a fan of the sour.

This cover is very well done, in that it contrasts with the first cover (which was solid white, with one black widow spider). I like little flourishes like that. It doesn’t actually make the stories themselves any better or worse, but it adds to the overall “insert pretentious french phrase about making things better in small ways”. There, now that you haven’t learned anything at Bookstoogiversity, class is dismissed!

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★★★☆☆

From Wikipedia.org

This book is the second of six that describe mysteries solved by the Black Widowers, based on a literary dining club Asimov belonged to known as the Trap Door Spiders. It collects twelve stories by Asimov, nine reprinted from mystery or science fiction magazines and three previously unpublished, together with a general introduction, and an afterword following each story by the author. Each story involves the club members' knowledge of trivia.

Contents

• "Introduction"

• "When No Man Pursueth"

• "Quicker Than the Eye"

• "The Iron Gem"

• "The Three Numbers"

• "Nothing Like Murder"

• "No Smoking"

• "Season's Greetings!"

• "The One and Only East"

• "Earthset and Evening Star"

• "Friday the Thirteenth"

• "The Unabridged"

• "The Ultimate Crime"

• All of My Asimov Review