Star’s End (Starfishers #3) 2.5Stars

 

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Title: Star’s End
Series: Starfishers #3
Author: Glen Cook
Rating: 2.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 247
Words: 75K

It is a good thing this was the final book in this trilogy. It was empty. Every character was a morass of neuroses and hangups and was so internally focused that they couldn’t and wouldn’t care about anyone else, no matter who they were. That is a revolting mindset to be in.

I have determined that I really don’t like Cook’s science fiction. As such, I’m going to stop exploring his stuff that I haven’t read (not really much by this time to be honest) and concentrate on re-reading his Black Company books, which I really enjoyed the first time around. When the best thing you can say about a book or even a trilogy is that it makes you want to re-read something else by the author, well, that’s just pathetic. That’s probably a good way to end this review. Pathetic...

★★✬☆☆

From the Publisher

At the edge of the galaxy lies the fortress known as Stars’ End, a mysterious planet bristling with deadly automated weapons systems, programmed to slaughter anyone fool enough to come within range. But who built this strange planet of death, placing it within view of the Milky Way’s great lens… and tantalizingly close to the hydrogen-filled feeding grounds of the interstellar dragons known as Starfish and the priceless ambergris they create?
Should the harvestships of the High Seiners, known as Starfishers, gain control of that arsenal, they need never fear the Confederation’s navy nor the armies of the human-like Sangaree again. But intelligent life everywhere now needs the might of Stars’ End—and the expertise of agents Mouse Storm and Moyshe benRabi. For in the midst of the Sangaree wars, a far more sinister enemy approaches, coming from the depths of the galaxy, in hordes larger than a solar system.

Book Recommendations VII (The Final Edition)

 

Please read the Intro Post if you haven’t already. It explains pretty much everything (except how to use your microwave. Nobody can explain that!) Given how many responses I got from the Get-Go, my plans to collect responses over several months fell by the wayside. I was able to start right away. That brings us to this point, the end.

This has been a VERY fun series for me to do. Serious to silly, I've enjoyed the interactions with you all. The biggest problem is that it was TOO successful. My Calibre TBR now stands at over 270 and I've got over 100 on my ereader, which if you do the math, adds up to almost 400 books. That's almost 3 years worth of books. So I am going to stop these posts before I get up to 500. There's no need for that.

Without further ado, here are the final recommendations and my reactions to them!

Recommendations & Responses

Firewater suggested A Simple Plan by Scott Smith. After glancing at the last sentence of the wiki entry, which was depressing as all get out, I'm going with a "No" on this one.

Joelendil recommended Red Harvest by Dashiell Hammett. One of those 1920's hardboiled detective novels. You can tell it is grim and gritty by the guy's mouth on the cover. Going to go with a big fat "No" on this one too.

Brian recommended Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell. Sadly, Brian faded from view before I got this post up, so I'm going to go with another "no" here.

Swords&Spectres recommended The Thursday Murder Club series by Richard Osman. He had reviewed one or two of them and they sounded very interesting. I'm going with "yes" on this.

Fraggle suggested High Vaultage by Chris and Jen Sugden. I read the synopsis and a review by another blogger and decided to go for "yes" on this as well. You can see why my tbr is growing with these posts!

My cousin Darren suggested The Deeds of Paksenarrion by Elizabeth Moon. I've read one other book by Moon and it was the typical woman writer blathering on about feelings and ignoring a good story that was passing the reader by. So I'm not going to tempt fate and subject myself to that again. No.

Nic suggested Wives and Daughters, an unfinished novel by Elizabeth Gaskell. I'd actually read it back in '13, based on the idea that Gaskell was similar to Austen. Not. Even. Close. I'll never try another Gaskell book again.

Chartreuse Flag Hall of Shame

Lashaan suggested Count Zero by William Gibson, a sequel to The Book That Shall Not Be Named. This gets him a Chartreuse Flag without even trying. That book was the worst book ever and left me in a reading funk for over a month, a MONTH! So I'd rather cut off my head then read a sequel to it.

Wrap Up

This series of 7 posts have been a lot of fun, I must admit. Thank you all who have participated. I'd like to also give a big shout-out to Nic for getting the ball rolling last year. I never would have thought of doing something like this on my own and I'm glad she pointed out the idea.

The only downside is now I have to be "creative" again and think of a new series of posts to write about once a month. Anyone have any ideas?

• Book Recommendations I
• Book Recommendations II
• Book Recommendations III
• Book Recommendations IV
• Book Recommendations V
• Book Recommendations VI

[Art] Maiden of Spring

 

Yesterday was the Spring Equinox. I didn't believe it. But that's why I asked Miss Ross to do a Spring drawing. I needed to see to believe. So here we go. Thank goodness for the sunshine rays in the background.

Conan, Lord of the Black River (Conan the Barbarian #23) 3Stars

 

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Title: Conan, Lord of the Black River
Series: Conan the Barbarian #23
Author: Leonard Carpenter
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 230
Words: 79K

This was slightly better than the previous Conan book by Leonard Carpenter, but it really feels like Carpenter is missing some essential ingredient to really make this feel like a Conan novel. Whatever.

I hadn’t realized that Carpenter has written eleven of these pastiches and did so from 1986 to 1996. As such, it does matter which order you read them. This one, Lord of the Black River, was the last to be written. It makes reference to previous characters (of whom I had no idea who they were) and situations, but it was all surface level stuff so it didn’t REALLY matter.

Unfortunately, this was exactly the same in tone as Conan the Hero. Why TOR allowed Carpenter to write so many Conan novels is beyond me. Maybe because he could churn out one a year for eleven years in a row? I have nine of the eleven on my tbr (including this and the previous one) and I have a feeling that I’m going to end up sounding like a recording for each one. These are adequate hyborean age sword fantasy stories, but they are not Conan stories.

Excitement, that is what is missing! In one scene, Conan and the crews of the ships he is commanding are sailing down a big river. They encounter a gigantic electric eel (this scene is the basis for the cover) and eventually kill it. But the entire scene lacked excitement. It should have been scary, tense, thrilling. Instead, it was very lackadaisical and pedestrian. It was like reading about a group of tourists crossing the street in New York City. And even I can imagine ways to make that exciting. A boring Conan story is anathema to me, so we’ll see how many more I get through before trying another author. (already being in the mindset of quitting is not a good place to be)

★★★☆☆

From Wikipedia

After successfully fulfilling his commission to overthrow a tyrannical baron in Koth, Conan travels into Baalur, a city-state in Shem. The queen of Baalur, Rufia, needs his aid. Baalur is suffering from a plague cast upon it by Zeriti, an old enemy of his previously believed dead. Zeriti seeks to settle a score dating from Conan's previous encounter with the two women, told in the story "Hawks Over Shem", and her curse is transforming Rufia's subjects into hideous zombies.

With an army of Baalurian soldiers, Conan begins his journey to retrieve a white lotus, the primary antidote for removing Zeriti's cruse, said to only bloom near the source of the Styx, the infamous black river. His army marches across the city-state of Nedrezzar before reaching the port city of Asgalun, where they set sail for the Styx, which serves as a boundary between Shem and the ancient kingdom of Stygia. The crew follow the river down a vast tributary to the east and travel south as it flows into the Black Kingdoms. The expedition encounter many dangers along the way, including pirates, hostile local rulers, religious cults, and cannibals before reaching the Styx's headwaters.

At the source of the Styx, they face their worst and final challenge, Zeriti's bloodthirsty undead lover. However, the white lotus is finally secured and Conan's crewmembers return down the river. After a final encounter with Zeriti in Asgalun, they return to Baalur and cure the city's inhabitants.

• The “Essential Conan” Trilogy

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Tales of the Black Widowers (The Black Widowers #1) 3Stars

 

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Title: Tales of the Black Widowers
Series: The Black Widowers #1
Authors: Isaac Asimov
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Mystery
Pages: 179
Words: 69K

This was a collection of short stories (as are all the books in this series) and so I knew that I would enjoy them. Asimov was an absolute master of the short story, and whether it was in SF or Mystery (as in here), he knew how to convey the most info in the shortest amount of words and STILL knock your lights out with a hidden right hook to the jaw.

So you would think this would have had a higher rating. I did too. And it would have, except for one thing, that was consistent across all the stories. The members of the club are petty and argue about the stupidest little thing, and generally made me wonder WHY they were all in the same club. They did not seem to hate each other, but they also didn’t seem to click with each other like friends do. If this was my introduction to friendship, I would want no part of it.

Without that aspect, the stories and mini-mysteries would have gotten an easy 4stars from me. Quick and punchy and never overstaying it’s welcome. Asimov also talks about each story, where it was published and something interesting about it. But! And this is most important, he does it AFTER the story is done. I get to read the story, make up my own mind about it and then he throws his own light on it. I’ve read too many anthologies where the editor thought their words and ideas were the most important and put them before the story, thus ruining the whole thing for me. Asimov was smart enough to know that The Stories the Thing. Because of that, I was able to enjoy what he wrote about them. Most of the stuff he talked about was title changes. The mystery magazine would change the title and he’d talk about why he agreed or didn’t with that decision. It also led to talking about whether he kept the title change for the story in his own book or used the original. It was all done with a very light hand and there wasn’t a note of bitterness or acrimony in it all.

I am looking forward to the rest of the series but am hoping the members become less pigheaded to each other.

★★★☆☆

From Wikipedia.org

This book is the first of six that describe mysteries solved by the Black Widowers, based on a literary dining club Asimov belonged to known as the Trap Door Spiders. It collects twelve stories by Asimov, nine reprinted from mystery magazines and three previously unpublished, together with a general introduction, and an afterword following each story by the author. Each story involves the club members' knowledge of trivia.

• "The Acquisitive Chuckle"

• "Ph as in Phony"

• "Truth to Tell"

• "Go, Little Book!"

• "Early Sunday Morning"

• "The Obvious Factor"

• "The Pointing Finger"

• "Miss What?"

• "The Lullaby of Broadway"

• "Yankee Doodle Went to Town"

• "The Curious Omission"

• "Out of Sight"

• All of My Asimov Reviews

Lesley Castle 3Stars

 

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Title: Lesley Castle
Series: ----------
Author: Jane Austen
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Juvenilia unfinished story
Pages: 35
Words: 10K

I am glad to be reading these juvenilia stories by Austen, but between them being unfinished and them being written in her teens, it leaves a lot to be desired.

That being said, she shows more talent as a raw teenager than about 9/10ths of the adult hacks today who think that writing a book is just putting words down on paper. If you want to write a book, then I highly encourage you to read this. If what you are writing isn’t even this good, you should give up. Because nobody wants to read your crap and you should stop clogging up the book pipeline. Let the good books get written. And if that hurts your feelings or makes you feel “bad”, then you should also give up, because nobody has time for pansy writers with paper thin skin.

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★★★☆☆

From Bookstooge

A series of letters between multiple overlapping female acquaintances. No overarching plot and simply ends randomly after the tenth letter.

• Jane Austen’s Minor Works (2013 Review)

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• Reading Austen 2025 Master Post

Glasses of Urza - MTG 4E

 

I was never the type of player who could strategize well enough to take advantage of a card like this. Knowing what my opponent had never gave me enough to turn the game to my favor. Black had a lot of cards that would allow you to force your opponent to discard, which this card would synergize with quite well, but I never played black back in the day either, so I was STILL out of luck :-D

Starfishers (Starfishers #2) 3Stars

 

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Title: Starfishers
Series: Starfishers #2
Author: Glen Cook
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 211
Words: 72K

The boy narrator from the previous book is now just one of two undercover agents for Luna Command, the military machine of humanity. They have infiltrated a Starfisher world ship to discover its secrets for all of humanity. The Sangaree, the humanoid aliens also from the previous book, have also sent their own undercover agent. She ends up outing BenRabi and Mouse but they for some inexplicable reason don’t out her. This allows her to get a Sangaree Clan fleet to attack the world ship and then there’s some space sharks (I’m not kidding) and there’s big battles, blah, blah, blah.

The whole time BenRabi has been having an existential crisis and he’s as whiny as a 15 year old. It gets real old real fast. I wanted to slap him across the face so many times and tell him to grow up and stop being such a baby. Why Cook chose to write him this way is beyond me.

In the end BenRabi chooses to abandon Luna Command and join in with the Starfishers. Which is what they also wanted. However, Mouse is Luna Commands long term bullyboy BenRabi going over was all part of his plan. Aye yi yi.

This wasn’t a waste of my time and I actually enjoyed this a tiny bit more than the first book, but my goodness, BenRabi made it very hard to enjoy the story. It almost seems like Cook is deliberately writing his SF to be as unpalatable as possible. Why, I have zero idea. Maybe Cook has a split personality and the side that wrote SF hated everybody, but especially the people who read his SF? OR! Cook didn’t actually write his SF. He subcontracted it out to guy named Vladimir Gonzalez from China who only wrote in Bavarian and then used a corgi to re-translate it into english. Hey, that works for me! It neatly explains everything.

The REAL Glen Cook

★★★☆☆

From the Publisher

Starfish: Treasure troves of power. They were creatures of fusion energy, ancient, huge, intelligent, drifting in herds on the edge of the galaxy, producing their ambergris, the substance precious to man and the man-like Sangaree alike. In deep, starless space the herds were protected by the great harvestships of the Seiners, or Starfishers - the independent, non-Confederation people who dared to skirt the deadly boundaries of Stars' End and battle the Sangaree. It is with them on the harvestship Danion that Confederation agents Mouse Storm and Moyshe BenRabi have to fly and fight, probing mystery and myth. And where BenRabi, man of many names, must surrender his dreams and his mind itself to the golden dragons of space and their shepherds, the gathering... Starfishers.

A New ERA Begins

I have been using ereaders since ‘08. However, in 2017 I bought a Kindle Oasis. It was everything I wanted in an ereader. It was small and light enough to hold comfortably in one hand. It had a warm front light so I didn’t need to sit directly under a lamp to see what I was reading. It worked with Calibre without a hitch. Most importantly, it had BUTTONS. I hate touching a screen when I am reading. Mainly because I half the time I am eating and my fingers might be greasy, etc. Thus, for the last 7 ½ years I have enjoyed ereading bliss. Sadly, the battery is beginning to wear out on the Oasis (it has the bulk of the battery in the cover) and I have to charge it twice a week now (when I first bought it, it would last from 7-10 days on a charge). It has also begun to show signs of software degradation as well as hardware degradation (screen might take a double tap to select something, or a button will have to be pressed several times to get it to respond). I realized it was time to get a new ereader.

The landscape has changed dramatically since ‘17 though. Amazon no longer makes an ereader with buttons. They have also begun seriously locking down their kindle devices in much the same way that Apple has screwed their Iwhatever users over. So a new kindle wasn’t an option this time around. In fact, most ereader makers had stopped making devices with buttons. I ended up going with the Pocketbook Era, a device from ‘22 that still had buttons.

I knew there would be a learning curve and I had hoped that any issues would all fall into that category. One positive thing from the get-go was that I didn’t need to register the device or create an account at Pocketbook to use the Era, unlike any kindle device. I created my various collections (series or authors) and then began moving books onto the device from Calibre. I only moved a couple at first, as I didn’t know how things would go and I am glad I started small.

My first, and probably biggest, issue with the Era was that I couldn’t go into a collection and then add multiple books to it. Everything on the Era is built around books as individual files and how everything is handled is based on that. That meant that I had to select each individual book and move it into the collection I wanted. That is totally bassackwards! It was also incredibly frustating as I had to do this for all 80’ish books. There is a plugin for Calibre called Pocketbook Collections that was created to take care of this problem, but most plugins are created by people who live this kind of stuff and so what seems easy, commonsense and “duh” to the creators are like calculus problems for the rest of us, while blindfolded. I gave it 10min of my time and then gave up. I was already frustrated and trying to do something “more” while frustrated would just lead to more frustrations. So I moved each individual book into its proper collection, one by *&^% one. I will not do that again. Which means I will have to conquer the plugin. I’ve conquered other Calibre plugins, so I know I can conquer this one too. The slight hitch is that I have recently quit Mobileread.com (where the Calibre and plugin help forums are) because I told someone from Massachusetts to step in front of a bus. That’s not acceptable behavior and so I closed down my account so there wouldn’t be any repeats of it. I can’t act like that and I won’t accept it in myself. But that means its up to me and my pal Google (the lying piece of trash) to figure this thing out. I will, albeit very slowly. But I work best in first gear anyway. It’s just annoying when you know you could be going 60mph.

So everything was loaded up and I got the light settings how I wanted, the text size and spacing just how I wanted and the margins how I wanted. I was good to go! Then I experienced the second issue.
The bleeping buttons, of all things. They were not the softpress buttons like all of the kindles I have used to date, but were much more “haptic” (a hard press until it literally “clicks”) like the Barnes and Noble Simple Touch of years gone by. The reason that is a problem is that kind of hard pressing does a number on your thumb after a while. Considering that I will read for hours at a time, necessitating a LOT of button pushing, I could tell my thumb would end up hurting after an hour or so. Now, the Era also has a touch enabled screen so I could touch the screen, but I don’t like being forced that way.
That’s it, my only problems. Both are surmountable and something I’ll get use to. But for anyone thinking about the Era, they need to be aware of those issues.

The biggest thing I like about this Era is that it is bigger than my Oasis. That means I can use the same font size and have more words on the page to read. And the Era actually weighs a little less. More words on the page means more reading between page turns, which adds up to more time reading overall. While it might only mean an extra minute or two per book, given the number of books I read per year means an extra book or two per year. That’s not a lot and for some people it would mean nothing but that they are worrying about numbers. But I LIKE to read and getting the opportunity to read even one extra book a year is a wonderful thing.

As I begin to use the Era on a full time basis, I’m sure I’ll stumble over other negatives and positives. But this is my reader now and I’ll simply have to accept those for the quirks they are. 

My Week XX

 

I hope Netnanny doesn't block this post from me!

The time change here in the US happened this past weekend. "Springing" forward always does a number on me, but man, this time around, it hit me harder than it ever has before. It also messed Mrs B up too. I ended up waking up Sunday morning at 9:45am (I'm usually up at 5am) and that was when Mrs B finally got to sleep. Needless to say, we didn't go to church that morning. Of course, church was having issues with their equipment so there was no livestream.

The discombobulation continued throughout the week. Several days I fell asleep before 8pm and then woke up at 2am. THAT made for some miserable work days. But to balance things out, it was mostly sunny and warm! No snow shoes, hurrrahhh! That made my mood much better. I am hoping to reset my internal clock this weekend.

I also bought a box of Twinkies. That really helped my mood :-D Sugar and fat sure do taste yummy.

My reading has been really off. Sleeping such odd hours has made it almost impossible to focus on reading for hours on end like I'm used to. The flip side of that is that I've been able to do a bit of blogging. I'm fully 3 weeks ahead with some extra random days in April already done. That makes me feel good.

Speaking of feeling good. I am in a much better place than last month but I'm still pretty fragile. Kind of like I'd gotten a wound over winter and it has finally scabbed over and begun healing under the surface. Unfortunately, I've still got a couple of situations ahead of me that might just rip the scab off and force me to start healing all over again. But I hope it goes better than my pessimistic self believes :-)

I just want to have enough energy to read again. I think that will be my goal for the next two weeks.