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Title: A Choice of Evils
Series:
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Editor: Alfred Hitchcock
Rating:
4 of 5 Stars
Genre: Crime Fiction
Pages:
343
Words: 134K
Publish: 1983
In March of ‘24, I read “Portraits
of Murder”, a large collection of short stories that I
assumed would be my last hurrah with the Alfred Hitchcock Presents
series. I tried a couple of issues of the Alfred Hitchcock Mystery
Magazine, but the less said about that, the better. Portraits
was the 28th volume I’d read and I had assumed I had
pretty much drained the well dry. Therefore imagine my surprise when
I came across a website dedicated to the “Alfred Hitchcock
Presents” books that listed them all out. Turns out there were at
least another 22. So let the screaming recommence!
One thing that I have come to realize
about these collections vs the magazine is that I “need” a lot
more stories all together than the magazines can provide. Each story
is like a little cream puff of villainy and one or even four will
just leave you wanting more. You need a surfeit of them, a gluttonous
feast that leaves you in a food coma for the next 8-12hrs. THAT is
what these collections attempt to do and definitely succeeded here.
With collections like these, I never
even attempt to take notes for each story. There are 34 stories here.
Can you imagine the size of this review if I tried to write out notes
for 34 stories? I could probably do a short story review for the
entire month if I reviewed one short story a day. Maybe some month
I’ll do that if I don’t feel like reading. I hear that reading
slumps still exist in our world, so maybe it will hit me too. You
could only be so lucky ;-)
The one story that did really stand out
to me was “Knight of the Road” by Thomasina Weber. It’s about a
conman who travels up and down the major highways of the East Coast
of the US looking for women to bamboozle and steal their money. He
gets conned himself and the story ends with him looking forward to
meeting that woman again so they can team up. It just had that
self-effacing, ironic biting humor that can appeal to me. It was also
one of the few stories that didn’t involve murder or violence in
one way or another. It was clever.
So Alfie’s back baby and he’s here
to stay until you’re sick of him.
*slow clap
★★★★☆
Table of Contents:
The
Battered Mailbox by Stanley Cohen
Center of Attention by Dan J.
Marlowe
Lesson for a Pro by Stephen
Wasylyk
Aftermath of Death by Talmage
Powell — AHMM 8(7)
Enough Rope for Two by Clark
Howard
A Change for the Better by Arthur
Porges
A Killing in the Market by Robert
Bloch
Do It Yourself by Charles
Mergendahl
Lost and Found by James
Michael Ullman — AHMM 18(8)
Passport in Order by Lawrence
Block
Moonlight Gardener by Robert
L. Fish
Courtesy Call by Sonora
Morrow
Restored Evidence by Patrick
O'Keeffe
The Standoff by Frank Sisk
A Fine and Private Place by Virginia
Long
Dead, You Know by John
Lutz — AHMM 13(1)
A Certain Power by Edward D.
Hoch
Hunters by Borden Deal
The Driver by William
Brittain
Class Reunion by Charles
Boeckman
Mean Cop by W. Sherwood
Hartman — AHMM 13(11)
Kill, If You Want Me! by Richard
Deming
Welcome to My Prison by Jack
Ritchie
Come into My Parlor by Gloria
Amoury
Lend Me Your Ears by Edward
Wellen
Killer Scent by Joe E.
Hensley
Dear Corpus Delicti by William
Link and Richard Levinson
Knight of the Road by Thomasina
Weber — AHMM 8(9)
The Truth that Kills by Donald
Olson — AHMM 17(12)
Where is Thy Sting? by John
F. Suter
Anatomy of an Anatomy by Donald
E. Westlake
Murder Me Twice by Lawrence
Treat
Not a Laughing Matter by Evan
Hunter
The Graft is Green by Harold
Q. Masur