Friday, April 11, 2025

My Week XXII



 Ohhhhhh, what an up and down week!

This was the third week I was with New Guy and I really felt like we were starting to gel. He's learning our procedures and we were starting to create that rapport that a field crew needs to function long term. I was pretty happy about it. Then on Wednesday the head of the Environmental Department came over and told him he would be starting work over in the Enviro Dep on Monday. That blindsided me and on Thursday I let my mouth run free on the job about it. Well, he took what I said seriously and was suddenly all worried about going over there, so he went to the head of the Survey Department and expressed his concerns. And in the process made the Survey Head think I was trash talking the Enviro Department. So I got a private talking to on Thursday. While it was couched nicely, it was obvious my boss wasn't happy with me about the situation. He's talking about us all being one company and being a team player. I just said yes sir, yes sir, but inside I was screaming "I DO this forsaken job BECAUSE I'm not a team player, you office dubber". The upshot is that I can't say anything to the new guy because I know he'll talk about it to whoever he comes into contact with. Man, I hate working with people people. Work itself was up and down too. Monday and Tuesday we had rain and snow. It was cold, in April. So wrong! Thankfully, the rest of the week was sunny, even if a bit chilly.

Man, getting chewed out, even nicely, just overshadows everything right now.

A Parental Pod flew up and she and Mrs B are heading over to a weekend ladies retreat starting tonight. While I joke about having a stag weekend, the reality is that I'm going to play some Magic on Saturday and then some more Magic on Sunday. That and eat pizza. Yep, Bookstooge really knows how to have a wild time ;-)

I hope your week went well. Feel free to tell me about it. No really, do. Good, bad or even blase. I'd appreciate some distraction for sure!


Thursday, April 10, 2025

The House on the Borderlands (Standalone) 3Stars

 

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Title: The House on the Borderlands
Series: -----
Author: William Hope Hodgson
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Horror
Pages: 157
Words: 52K
Publish: 1908



(This book was recommended by Snapdragon Alcove and the link goes to her review from 2023)

I am putting the “horror” tag on this even though it could just as easily go into the fantasy camp. Mainly because the story does start out very horrifyingly. An old man is living with his aged sister at a big old empty house and he starts seeing these horrible pigmen around the place. They are trying to get into the house, he has to board the place up, lock his sister into her room so she doesn’t accidentally open a door and keep the pigmen at bay with his small arsenal of guns. That part was genuinely scary. Then throw in the fact that the author gives hints that maybe this is all happening in the head of the main character and the “creep” factor rockets off the charts for me.

Sadly, then we get a section of out of body experience that was extremely similar to the Time Traveller in Wells’ The Time Machine, where he just watches the earth age and looks at things on a cosmic scale. It was genuinely boring.

Then Hodgson tries to throw in some sort of romance thing. It was the worst part of the book because it was so hamhandedly handled. She doesn’t even get a name, just “My former love”. Oh my goodness, it was like reading something a twenty year old would have written. It made me cringe. Then he went back to the cosmic journey thing and I was bored again.

Thankfully, the old guy comes back to earth with no time having passed (hence another hint that it all might be in his head) and the pigmen assault the place again. Creepy.

So this read was a complete mixed bag. I enjoyed it enough to give it 3stars and decide to seek out a Complete Works of Hodgson’s stuff. Public Domain is a wonderful thing. But I am tempering my expectations because of his cosmic passage parts of the story. I fully expect to be bored out of my skull by some of his dumbassery in future books.

I must also admit that this got a bit of a ratings bump just because of the cover. I mean, how awesomely scary looking is that? Wicked, man…



★★★☆☆


From Wikipedia

Two men on a two-week fishing holiday in remote western Ireland are surprised to discover a strange abyss. On a rock spur above this pit they find ruins and buried in them a journal, which they read.

The author of the journal introduces himself as an old man who has lived for years in an ancient house accompanied only by his sister, who serves as housekeeper, and his dog, Pepper. He has no contact with the local inhabitants, who say he is mad. The house is circular in form and its weird appearance includes peculiar decorations that suggest leaping flames. It has had an evil reputation for centuries and had been empty for many years when he purchased it. The diary will record his strange experiences and thoughts.

Late one night, as he was reading in his study, the light suddenly turned green and then red. Pepper hid under his chair and he sat still, frightened. The red light went low, and he was no longer afraid. The far side of the room became a vision of a vast empty plain. He floated like a bubble into space, leaving the earth and sun behind as he travelled into utter darkness and despair. He reached the world of the vast plain, whose sun is a wreath of red flame. He was brought to an arena: an immense green jade copy of his own house, at the centre of a circle miles across, circled by mountains containing hundreds of huge idols of Beast-gods and Horrors. As he nears the huge building, a humanoid creature with the repellent head and face of a huge swine is trying to get into the House. The Swine-creature suddenly and horribly moves toward him, but he is borne upward, then reverses his travel through space to return to his study.

Several months later, horrible man-sized creatures with dead-white skin emerge from a nearby Pit and assault the House. The Swine-Things are strong and intelligent but are unable to break in; after a night and day in which the Recluse kills some of them they disappear. He is terrified by the violent creatures and he waits several days before leaving the House with Pepper to search the former gardens outside.

A week later, he and Pepper explore the Pit that appears to be the source of the Swine-Things. A tunnel leads to an immensely deep abyss. Water flows down the tunnel and the struggle of wading against it to get back out is exhausting. Two weeks afterwards the Pit has become a lake. He revisits a trap door in the Cellar, realizing that it opens to the bottomless abyss.

Asleep in his study, the Recluse awakens into a place like a mist of light and meets his lost love. She calls the place the Sea of Sleep, and implores him to leave the evil House, but admits that they would never have met again had he been anywhere else.

The journal starts again, with the passage of time increasing in speed. Days and nights pass more and more quickly, the sun and moon become flickers and years blur. Pepper's body, then his own, crumble into dust. The House falls, the world fades, time slowly grinds to a halt and the solar system ends with his perception of an immense green star, celestial globes, and another timeless meeting in the Sea of Sleep with the lost love. He is brought again to the Arena and into the great House. He is again in his own study, with time running normally.

The malicious Swine-creature from the Arena inflicts a luminous fungal growth on a dog and the Recluse is barely able to stop himself from letting it into the House. He has also contracted the disease, and the manuscript ends with the man in his study as the creature comes through the trap door in the Cellar.

The two men recover from reading the journal and return to fishing, making no attempt to revisit the horrible pit. Their driver interviews an old man in the local village who remembers the evil house that everyone avoided had once been occupied by an unsociable old man and his elderly sister. Once a month, a man who told the villagers nothing took supplies to the house; years went by until suddenly that man excitedly reported that the house had disappeared and there was now a chasm where it had been.


Wednesday, April 09, 2025

Empire’s Gambit (Empire Rising #13) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: Empire’s Gambit
Series: Empire Rising #13
Author: David Holmes
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 515
Words: 204K
Publish: 2022



Oh man, this was long. It felt long too. The main issue is that Holmes needs an editor to hack and slash and force him to write tighter. I’ve noted this in previous volumes, where he goes into world building detail mode and suddenly, 5 pages later, the scene ends but the story is still at the same exact place. World building should NOT be indulged in at the expense of the overall story pacing. With this being the thirteenth book in the series, I’m obviously not going to abandon it over this, but it is a continual little irritant to me. I’m sure there are other people out there who love it. Those people probably only read this series, or stuff just like it, so they don’t care. I do care however.

The other irritation is the flow of time. This one could very easily be on me and thus I’m not knocking any half stars off, but it really feels like almost no time has passed since the first book. I “know” it has, and events prove that (James losing his first wife, getting re-married, having a child, now having twins) but James feels exactly the same as Emperor as he did as the captain of a small ship. James’ voice hasn’t aged or changed. I think that is what I’m picking up on here. Other authors are guilty of this literary sin as well. Dean Koontz and his Odd Thomas. Terry Brooks and ANY of his Shannara characters. Dan Willis and his Alex Lockerby creation. A counter example would be Simon, from Tad Williams’ Memory, Sorrow, Thorn epic fantasy trilogy. You get the idea. Once again, it’s not something I’m going to stop reading this series over, but it is a weakness.

This volumes ends the War of Doom with the karacknids. From the little chapter headers in previous books, I know there will be a second War of Doom plus other wars with even more insidious species. I also know there will be a civil war that almost tears the Empire apart. This is a good stopping place. I wondered, for several days, if I wanted to continue the series. Book 21 was just released in January, so there’s still a LOT of Empire Rising ahead of me if I want it. I decided that I will continue. I was not surprised by my own decision. As I’m sure you aren’t either.

I have been reading this series for over two years now. I read the first book (The Void War) back in February of ‘23. I thoroughly enjoyed it. If this series sounds like something you might enjoy, read my review and then for a 180degree difference, read Nancy’s Review. Between us, hopefully you can decide if starting this series would be good for you or not.

★★★✬☆


From the Publisher & Bookstooge


The Karacknid assault on Earth has been turned back at great cost to both sides. Only the intervention of the Kulreans saved Humanity’s homeworld from certain destruction. Yet the Kulrean worldships cannot be used for offensive operations. This means Humanity and her allies have only a few months of respite before the Karacknids can make good their losses. When they do, everyone knows they will resume the offensive and Tanaka-lan will seek to end the war once and for all.

With no way to compete with the Karacknids’ superior numbers and industrial might, Emperor Somerville has proposed one final stratagem. The Allied fleet must strike right at the heart of the Karacknid empire in a last ditch effort to try and end the war. Yet to do so would mean venturing into the enemy’s most fortified systems and leaving the Allied worlds at the mercy of Tanaka-lan. Risking everything, James has no choice but to attempt the impossible. No sacrifice can be too great to save his people and his family.

James challenges the Imperator to a one on one duel, Imperator vs Emperor. James wins and the karacknids immediately fall back along clan lines and thus begins a civil war. This gives humanity and the Alliance a chance to regroup and begin recovery. Empress Christine also gives birth to twins, setting the stage for the next series of adventures in the Empire Rising chronicles.



Tuesday, April 08, 2025

Mayenne (Dumarest #9) 3Stars

 

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Title: Mayenne
Series: Dumarest #9
Author: EC Tubb
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 182
Words: 52K
Publish: 1973


When we last left Dumarest, he was safely ensconced on a world where he could be happy. So what happened? I’m not exactly sure to be honest. The following is all we, the readers, get from the author:

He leaned back against the wall and allowed the hypnotic cadences to wash over his conscious mind, dulling reality and triggering sequences of unrelated imagery. A wide ocean beneath an emerald sky. A slender girl seated on a rock, her hair a ripple of purest silver as it streamed in the wind, the lines of her body the epitome of grace. A fire and a ring of intent faces, leaping flames and the distant keening of mourning women. Ice glittering as it fell in splintered shards, ringing in crystal destruction. Goblets shattering and spilling blood-red wine, the chime of chandeliers, the hiss of meeting blades, harsh, feral, the turgid chill of riding Low.”

Not much to go on, now is it? It feels like Tubb wasn’t sure HOW to explain Earl leaving a place that could have been a new home to him, so he didn’t. For that reason alone I docked this a precious half-star.

The book, by itself, was fun. It ends up being about a planetary mind (much like the Star Trek Episode Firewater recently reviewed) that falls in love with Earl. Of course it does. Everybody falls in love with Earl. He’s worse than Captain Kirk in that regards. I did check out the date and this book was published in ‘73 while the Star Trek episode was back in ‘68, so it is quite possible Tubb just lifted the idea wholesale. Of course, the idea of a planetary intelligence was bouncing around a lot, so Tubb might have just lifted it from the generalized zeitgeist of his generation. Either way, he wasn’t being original at all. But if you tell an exciting story, does it really matter?

Make no mistake, this was exciting. Tormyle (the planetary intelligence), puts the group through quite a few tests that are life and death.

The reveal at the end that Mayenne was a cyclan agent was not one I saw coming. I probably should have, but it was just too preposterous to consider, so I didn’t. The very end, with Tormyle sending Earl to some random world was more on par with how Earl gets separated from his various lady loves and didn’t bother me at all.

Thus the Eye Rolling Adventures of Earl Dumarest, Male Gigolo, Continues!

Sadly, the cover art changed. There are no more bubble spacesuits. Awwwwww….

★★★☆☆


From Jeffbuser.com

This one has very little to do with the arc story, and is almost a stand-alone SF piece. An accident strands the ship on which Dumarest is traveling in deep space. The eerie songs of Mayenne, a Ghenka singer also on board, are accidentally transmitted over ultraradio, and are received by a mysterious entity that eventually transports the whole ship to an unknown planet at the very edge of the galaxy. It is quickly revealed that the planet itself is the entity Tormyle, which proceeds to eliminate passengers and crew in “10 Little Indians” fashion while performing a series of experiments to understand the nature of human emotion. Tormyle notices and tests the love between several sets of passengers, including the budding romance between Dumarest and Mayenne. By the time the cast is down to five, Tormyle is desperate to make Dumarest love it, and reveals that Mayenne and another passenger are actually agents of the Cyclan. Dumarest kills the man and Mayenne kills herself before Tormyle allows the other two to escape in the repaired ship. Finally alone with Tormyle, Dumarest convinces it that a human (at least Dumarest) simply cannot fall in love with a planet, and Tormlye releases him.



Sunday, April 06, 2025

PSA: Blogging and Personality

 


I am writing this post because it struck my fancy, that's it. No deep revelations about the human condition will be revealed. You won't learn how to attract 10,000 followers with "this one simple rule". You certainly won't make any money out of this. And finally, to be honest, you might not even be happy by the end of this post. So with all of that out of the way, let's get on with things!

Personality 101: How to have one.

First off, I realize I am not the most qualified to be speaking on this subject. I tend to the narcissistic and thus make everything about me. I have followed people like myself and had to stop because their ego was too big and I didn't like it. So I understand if people feel the same way about me.

But that is where personality as a blogger comes in. You may not like me, you may not follow me, but if you've interacted with me, you will not forget that experience. I have Blogging Personality.

The thing with blogging personality is that you have to have your own. You have to create it, grow it, be it. You can't copy it from someone else. If you do, you are a phoney and it will come crashing down at some point as the weight of being someone else will crush you to death. Being yourself is hard enough, so don't make it harder. Even if you are one of those bloggers who do nothing but follow the herd and read the same books as everyone, watch the same movies as everyone, do the same blogging prompts as everyone, you can still stand out and not be a little bowl of vanilla pudding that tastes like nothing and just sits there and jiggles.

Jifflypuff

You don't have to be a lion and dominate the scene. You can be a quiet, gentle lamb. But you have to be unique. That means having an opinion about something and sticking to it. Don't hem and haw and try to please everybody. You don't have to go out of your way to offend people, but remember, it is YOUR blog and everyone else can go slag off.

Now where do your opinions come from? Your mind of course. So think. Think for yourself. Don't parrot everybody around you. The world is filled with idiots and sadly, the world includes bloggers. If you remember that most bloggers are idiots, it will help you examine what they are saying and force you to think for yourself instead of just regurgitating their idiotic pap.

I hope this post has been helpful to you. If not, I will gladly refund your money. Or throw you in a big bowl of vanilla pudding. People pay to watch that kind of thing, so I bet I could clean house with a Pay-Per-View of you sloshing around in a swimming pool of vanilla pudding while an alligator tried to eat you!


Friday, April 04, 2025

[Journal] Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

 

Journal #29, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein. Considering I'm currently on Journal #23, well, it will be quite some time before I get to this one. But having it all ready to go takes that miniscule amount of pressure off of my shoulders and as an inveterate long term planner, that means a lot to me.

I've only got a few more journals to showcase before I'm caught up. Of course, Paperblanks is always bringing out new ones and since I have to buy 4 to get free shipping, well....
The alternate is to buy them individually on Amazon and just order 2 to qualify for free shipping from there. It never fails to amaze me how that kind of thing works. Why doesn't Paperblanks offer free shipping over $35 on their own website, since that is what they are actually doing when they sell through Amazon? I'd much rather buy direct. The mysteries of commerce I guess.

But back to this specific journal, ahem. I read Frankenstein back in '12. I am glad I read it and I can see why it is a Classic, but it is not a book I've been tempted to re-read. I thought maybe seeing this journal would kindle a little ember of interest in re-reading it, but so far, nada. Considering it will be several years before I ever get around to writing in this, maybe by that time I'll be ready for a re-read. I remain doubtful of myself though. Some books speak to you on multiple levels over the years (Dickens for me) but Shelley's book just didn't seem to have that power when I read it. That is ok though, not every book has to be like that. 


Thursday, April 03, 2025

The Dracula Tape (The Dracula Files #1) 3Stars

 

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Title: The Dracula Tape
Series: The Dracula Files #1
Author: Fred Saberhagen
Publish: 1975
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 186
Words: 76K



When I was looking around for another series to add to my tbr, I ran across these and didn’t really pay attention to the author. I probably should have, as I haven’t had the best luck with Saberhagen for the most part. However, it has been over 8 years since I last read a book by Saberhagen, so when I realized this series was by him, I figured I’d give him another chance.

Back in ‘14 I called his Berserker book dry and pedantic and “workmanlike” (and not in the good way). This was very much in the same vein. What saved it from an ignominious 2star rating and series abandonment was reading about Dracula try to justify everything that took place as chronicled in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. He’s an unreliable narrator and what’s more, he’s a big fat whiny loser. It was hilarious. I don’t know if Saberhagen intended things to turn out that way, but my goodness, watching Dracula perform mental contortions of unfathomable proportions to justify himself was better than going to the circus.

For this book to work, you really need to have read Dracula, not just know the basic premise but have read it and be familiar with it. Which leads to the biggest drawback, for me, in regards to this book. I knew, roughly, what was going to happen and was bored. Dracula’s re-writing of the events aren’t different enough to make this book stand out as something truly new. Kind of like watching an actor’s commentary track on a movie. Sure, it is a little different and you get a slightly different view, but it is not a different movie. Same with this book, and since it wasn’t in epistolary format, it automatically wasn’t nearly as good as the original.

With all of this complaining, I’m still giving this 3stars. Dracula is a great story and even Saberhagen couldn’t cover that up. I’m really hoping that the next book is more original though, or I’ll have to dnf the series.

★★★☆☆


From Fandom.com

The Dracula Tape is a novel by Fred Saberhagen where Dracula tells his version of the events in the Dracula novel.

Dracula tries to paint himself in a better light and while some of his claims ring true (like the issue of blood type and the blood transfusions Lucy Westenra received) others (such as what happened on the Demeter) have an unreliable narrator quality about them.

According to this novel the final events of Dracula took place in early November 1891.

Per this novel the fates of the other characters are:

Jonathan Harker - dies of apoplexy in 1938 while raging at Neville Chamberlain.

Mina Harker - dies of old age in 1967; rises as a vampire her youth restored in the "present" day

Lucy Harker (Mina's daughter) - still alive

Quincey Harker (Mina's son) - killed in the Battle of the Somme, 1916


Wednesday, April 02, 2025

The Amazing Quest of Doctor Syn (Doctor Syn #5) 3Star

 

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Title: The Amazing Quest of Doctor Syn
Series: Doctor Syn #5
Author: Arthur Russell Thorndike
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Historical Fiction
Pages: 164
Words: 81K



In previous books, the Scarecrow had refrained from killing government people because of the problems it would bring down on his head. In this book, he throws that all to the dungheap and kidnaps and hangs a Revenuer in the public square. He also kills several other men in the process of rescuing one of his confederates. The reasons given were spurious and cheap.

The “Amazing Quest” only takes up about the last third of the book. I was expecting more. The other “despicable smuggler” let me down too. Dr Syn defeats him so easily that it made me wonder how the Revenuers had any problems with him in the first place. I wanted a battle of wits and I didn’t get one. Some of the government men down in Romney Marsh put up a smarter fight than this guy did.

I think most of what I’d like to talk about are the covers. The little one I used as my featured image shows some white haired gentleman with an eyeglass. I’m guessing it is supposed to be Dr Syn? But the reality is that it is an Uncle to the kidnapped girl and said Uncle gets pushed off that stone he’s sitting one and splattered all over the ground by the Despicable Smuggler. Then I saw this black and white wood cut style cover. These are the first edition versions and you know, I really like them.



Syn is showing his age here and yet you look at his arms and you know he can swing that sword with the best of them. And looking at his face, that is the Scarecrow and not one shred of the Reverend Doctor Syn. I see the entity that hung a Revenuer, kidnapped families and exiled them to France and generally thinks he is above the law.

★★★☆☆


From Bookstooge

Doctor Syn, as the Scarecrow, battles it out with revenuers and dragoons and kills at least one of them. Due to this, he heads to Wales to investigate another smuggler who has kidnapped a young girl. Money is involved. Doctor Syn plunders and kills the other smuggler and gives the money to the girl so she can marry the man she wants. Who is a revenuer. How Ironic.


Tuesday, April 01, 2025

The Wild Adventures of Cthulhu #2 (Cthulhu Anthology #22) 1Star

 

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Title: The Wild Adventures of Cthulhu #2
Series: Cthulhu Anthology #22

Editor: Will Murray
Rating: 1 of 5 Stars
Genre: Cosmic Horror
Pages: 210
Words: 77K


The first story in this anthology ends like this:

All mysteries are contained in the Great Mystery. The Great Mystery has authority over all lesser mysteries. Lesser mysteries have no power over the Great Mystery. Wakan Tanka is far more powerful than they. I walk with Wakiya medicine. So I partake of that power.

Thus, the Great Spirit is elevated so far above Cthulhu and his ilk that humanity doesn’t need to worry. Then you have a later story about a preacher of Christianity and it goes as you’d expect. God and Jesus are denigrated and spit upon and shown to be impotent and powerless before Cthulhu.

I’m stopping reading these anthologies. The hypocrisy shown here finally pushed me over the edge. I’ll revisit the idea of reading more cosmic horror later this year or early in ‘26.

Not exactly the way I wanted to start the month.

★☆☆☆☆


Table of Contents

Introduction             5

God General Nakji             7

Evacuation Day             31

The Hindmarsh Abomination             46

Moonday             60

Smoking Mirror             88

In The Lightless Chambers of Hellish N’gah-Kthun  100

The Purple Emperor              127

The Cow-Men of Coburn             134

The Arcade             149

The Wild Ones of Weirport             158