Monday, October 27, 2025

Island Fish Jasconius - MTG 4E

 

The only reason to play such a card, even back in the day, was if you were playing a monoblue deck and needed a big finisher near the end of the game to do a lot of damage to your opponent (remember, you and your opponent each have 20 life at the beginning of the game). Blue was simply not meant to have big creatures, so the creators of the game felt that if you wanted a big creature in blue, there were going to be serious drawbacks.

With that being said....

If you had 5 or 6 people over for a Saturday and you all wanted to play a massive game of Magic, and you had to create a bunch of decks quick, you just used whatever you had on hand. That was the fun of kitchen table magic, playing subpar decks and seeing what happened :-D

Sunday, October 26, 2025

Barbara Cartland Buddy Read Schedule

 

Ok Folks, it is that time of the year again. That time of the year when Bookstooge, and anyone brave enough to join him, reads a Barbara Cartland romance. Cartland was known as the Queen of Romance during her life time, so we as readers know we're getting quality, classic, romantical stuff here! Just what the doctor ordered.

Last year I had some unique artwork for the chapter posts. Sadly, that is not the case this year so if anyone is interested in creating some, I'd be happy to look it over and if it works for me, give you full credit for the art work. Sadly, your only reward will be that warm feeling knowing you contributed to this beloved and cherished tradition here at Bookstooge's Reviews on the Road ;-)

This year we will be reading "A Rainbow to Heaven" originally published in 1934. The following is the schedule:

  • Chapters 1-3 discussion post on Friday, December 5th
  • Chapters 4-6 discussion post on Friday, December 12th
  • Chapters 7-9 discussion post on Friday, December 19th
  • Chapters 10-12 discussion post on Friday, December 26th
  • Book Review post on Friday, January 2nd 2026

While you don't have to use that exact schedule, it will help if you at least keep to the week in question for each set of chapters. Also, please use the tag "Barbara Cartland Buddy Read" on each post (including the review) to make it easier for anyone to find your posts on the WP Reader. If you would like, I can include a link to your post each week. Just let me know what it is and I'll edit my chapter discussion post to link to yours. If you have any questions or concerns, let me know in the comments and I'll do my best to answer them.

This gives you a month to prepare. If you are like me, that is barely enough time ;-) But it should be enough. You can also schedule your posts ahead of time if that makes life easier for you. Finally, if you are having a hard time finding the book, email me and I'll see what I can do.

Peace out, Wuv Warriors!



Friday, October 24, 2025

My Week XXX: Running Silent

 

I plan on going silent until Sunday. I started the process Wednesday evening and have been going deeper and quieter as time has gone on. I'm still reading your posts and liking them, and liking any comments you leave as an acknowledgement of them, but right now, words are not my friend.

See you Sunday sometime.


Thursday, October 23, 2025

Rufferto Reality (Groo the Wanderer #45) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: Rufferto Reality
Series: Groo the Wanderer #45
Author: Sergio Aragones
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Comics
Pages: 24
Words: 2K
Publish: 1988



Groo is trying to buy some food and “compromises” with the seller for 10kopens (when the initial price is 2kopens), only to find that he has NO kopens. Which means he needs a job. He finds a job, that pays nil. Groo is sure that “nil” is a lot of kopens, so he immediately consigns Rufferto to guard his swords and off he goes to work. Only to find that he isn’t fed. He challenges the overseer to a fray, but he ends up having to use the overseer’s sword and he loses the fray. So he’s back on the chain gang. Meanwhile, Rufferto, now known as a hero to the dog community, tries to rescue a bunch of strays, gets captured himself, orchestrates his own escape, is captured, then captured by pirates, then almost eaten by a shark AND a dragon, almost sacrificed to a barbarian idol but finally makes his way back to Groo’s swords. Which he then delivers to Groo, who promptly “frays” with the overseer and accidentally sets everyone free. The issue ends with Groo realizing he won’t be paid and wondering how much money he hasn’t been paid over the last year.

I am realizing that I am not going to have a separate “thoughts” and “synopsis” section for Groo anymore. I read these and most of what I think ends up just being a synopsis anyway, so I’ve decided to just include that. It’s not like it is going to spoil everything for any of you, since none of you will be reading these :-D and honestly, putting up the one page that I find the most amusing is about all I really want to do for these comics anyway. You are welcome…

★★★✬☆



Wednesday, October 22, 2025

Evolution Island (Novella) 2.5Stars

 

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Title: Evolution Island
Series: -----
Author: Edmond Hamilton
Rating: 2.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 35
Words: 10K
Publish: 1927



This was pretty much on par with Hamilton’s previous work, so it was on track to barely get a 3star when the ending happened. The Dr has made an evolution ray that with the flick of a switch can “evolve” anything in its path. If you flick the switch down though, it “devolves” whatever it touches, ie “reverse the polarity Mr Scootykins!” and all your problems will be solved. The problem is that when the Dr and his young friend flick the switch down and “devolve” all the plant men creatures and the Dr’s helper (who had evolved himself into a brain on spindly legs), the Dr and his friend don’t devolve as well. Everything is supposed to devolve, not just what is convenient. The Dr even makes a point of only using the ray on a certain part of the island earlier in the story so it won’t affect him.

Major continuity fail.

Major authorial fail.

Major fail.

I am realizing that Hamilton and his stories haven’t survived the last 100 years for a good reason. As such, I am done with him. If you’d like to see everything I’ve read written by him, just click the following link:
All My Edmond Hamilton Reviews

This novellas was originally published in the Weird Tales magazine in 1927. I’m including the opening picture for it here just to add some “bulk” to this pint sized review.


★★✬☆☆


From Bookstooge

Doctor Walton posits that evolution is caused by a specific ray but his thesis on the subject is ridiculed. He goes off in a huff and buys and island. He invents a ray that does what he claims and evolves animals and plants. He realizes the danger of what he has done and so leaves the island under the care of his assistant, Brilling, while he goes to get help. Brilling of course turns the ray upon himself and evolves into a brain on legs and plans on using the evolved plant man to spread the ray over the entire Earth, “evolving” the entirety of mankind into goo and then becoming the King of the World, which will be ruled by servile plant men. Dr Walton gets the help of a friend, a young man named Stuart Owen. They return to the isle and are promptly captured. They still manage to reverse the evolution ray on the island and all the plant men and Brilling devolve back into goo. The world is safe once more.

Tuesday, October 21, 2025

The Warrior’s Apprentice (Vorkosigan Saga #2) 4.5Stars

 

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Title: The Warrior’s Apprentice
Series: Vorkosigan Saga #2
Author: Lois Bujold
Rating: 4.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 284
Words: 101K
Publish: 1986



Now this was more like it!!!! After the start I had with Shards of Honor, I wasn’t sure if this series was actually going to be for me or not. Romance in my SF is not a thing I want, or countenance. Especially when it is lady romance with “oh, his eyes, oh his smile” kind of thing. But Admiral General Emperor Bookstooge is glad to report that there was none of THAT in this book. This was a proper 80’s SF adventure story.

As I was reading this, I kept checking things on my mental checklist that I enjoy.
Coming of age story, Check!
Underdog, Check!
Smart character, Check!

Adventure and Action, Check!
Unrequited Love Interest, Check! (of the teen boy variety, which I can handle)

Winning all the marbles, Check!

Badguy in the background only slowly coming to the fore, Check!

Beating the metaphorical snot out of said badguy, Check!

Yes, this book had it all. As I kept reading, I kept finding more and more things that I liked and it made this read better and better. By the end, I was ready to take over a spaceship myself and go fight some space pirates or something ;-)

The only reason this isn’t getting a 5star rating (apart from the fact that I’m as stingy as Scrooge about 5stars) is that I am not sure if my reaction to this book was bounced from my disappointed of the first book. That’ll have to wait to be determined until the inevitable re-read in a decade or two. But for a first read, a 4 ½ star rating is just about as high as a book can get from me. I am pleased as punch about this and I REALLY hope the series continues in this vein and not the first book.

Because this series is popular, it has been re-released several times and there are a multitude of covers. Most are Baen covers (Baen is the publishing house) and Baen knows who their audience is and as such does their covers accordingly. If it helps, all of Larry Correia’s Monster Hunter International book covers are by Baen :-D I chose this one just because it looked cool. I don’t think it actually has anything to do with the story, but that doesn’t matter to me at the moment. A good story, a good cover and I’m happy.

★★★★✬


From Wikipedia

When Miles Vorkosigan is disqualified from joining the Barrayaran Imperial Service Academy because he breaks both his fragile legs during the physical entrance test, he sets about trying to prove himself worthy by other means, especially since he blames himself for his aged paternal grandfather's death shortly afterward. To lift Miles' spirits, his mother sends him to Beta Colony to visit his maternal grandmother. Miles has to take his lifelong bodyguard, Bothari, so he seizes the opportunity to have his mother invite Bothari's daughter, Elena, along to broaden her horizons.

At Beta Colony, Miles comes across a tense standoff: "jump pilot" Arde Mayhew refuses to let anyone seize his obsolete starship, the only one he can fly, barricading himself inside and threatening to blow it up rather than let it be scrapped. Miles defuses the situation by buying the freighter from the creditor, using ancestral family lands back on Barrayar as collateral (neglecting to inform the seller that the region is radioactive, a result of the former Cetagandan occupation). He also acquires a crewman, Barrayaran deserter Baz Jesek. To cover the credit note he used to buy the freighter, Miles masquerades as a mercenary leader (in transit) and takes a risky, but very well-paying job offered by Major Carle Daum: transporting a cargo into a war on Tau Verde IV to the losing side, Felice. Bothari and Elena go along.

The star system, however, is under a blockade maintained by a mercenary fleet commanded by Admiral Oser. When the freighter is stopped for inspection, the man in charge decides to take Elena, so Miles has no choice but to overpower him and his lax, small crew. Miles maintains the pretence of being an influential member of a shadowy mercenary outfit, which he calls the Dendarii, and convinces his prisoners to become probationary members, seeing as he has too few people to guard them safely. As time goes on, Miles uses his military genius to first capture and recruit more and more of Oser's personnel and ships, then subtly sabotage Oser's relationship with his employers. Outmaneuvered over and over again, Oser finally gives up and offers to join the Dendarii, under the command of "Admiral Miles Naismith".

However, that is not the end of Miles' troubles. First, Elena and Baz fall in love, and Baz asks for his permission, as Baz's liege lord, to marry her. Miles, after a confrontation with Elena, reluctantly gives it. Then Miles' feckless cousin Ivan Vorpatril shows up. From what Ivan can tell him, Miles deduces that his father is or will be charged with treason, arising from Miles' acquisition of a fleet; Counts and counts' heirs are permitted only a small personal guard. Miles speeds back to Barrayar just in time to extricate his father. To save himself from the same charge, Miles suggests to Emperor of Barrayar (and foster brother) Gregor Vorbarra that he secretly accept the Dendarii as his own, to be employed whenever Barrayaran forces cannot be openly utilized.


Monday, October 20, 2025

Island x3 - MTG 4E

 


There are 5 mana types in Magic. Forests (Green), Islands (Blue), Mountains (Red), Plains (White) and Swamps (Black). There is a variety of three artworks for them. When I did the Forests,

I did each one in its own separate post. That just seemed like too much this time around, so I'm lumping all the islands into one post. They are extremely similar and I don't have enough spare words to make something up for each slight difference. I even added the art part just to make this longer ;-)


Currently Reading: Joshua

  The last time I read through my Bible from cover to cover was back in 2020 . Abandoning my daily reading had the predictable resul...