Sunday, August 31, 2025

August '25 Roundup & Ramblings

 


Raw Data:

Novels - 22 ↑

Short Stories - 1 -

Manga/Graphic Novels - 0 ↓

Comics - 1 -

Average Rating - 3.10 ↑

Pages - 6484 ↑↑

Words - 2071 ↑↑


The Bad:

A Kiss Before Dying - 1.5stars of horribleness

See Them Die - 2stars of me stopping the 87th Precinct books


The Good:

A Wizard of Earthsea - 5stars of still good as ever!

Lord of the Isles - 4stars of re-reading'ness


Miscellaneous Posts:


Personal:

I was off of work due to my eye, again. Thankfully, I am now back to work and everything is working as it should. 2 months of not working has not treated us well and thus I am actually happy to be back at work and earning money again. Bills don't magically disappear. And that is all I am going to say on that subject.

Because of the enforced time off, I read a massive amount. 24 book reviews made themselves right at home on the blog. I read almost twice as many books and I did read twice as many pages and words. Near the beginning of the month I began posting reviews on Saturdays because I realized what a tsunami of reviews was coming down the pipeline. I didn't want to end up 6 weeks ahead as 4 weeks is my limit. After that, I begin forgetting what I wrote in the review and can't intelligently respond to comments (some might say I don't anyway, but phooey to them! hahahahaha).

This past week was my return to work. Oh man, had I gotten soft. I did more walking on Tuesday-Thursday than I did in the previous two months combined. I woke up Friday (the day I was getting my eye injection) and my legs and lower back hurt and were stiff enough that I had to take some acetaminophen (tylenol) to get going. Thankfully, Monday is Labor Day, so I have that off. That means I only have to work 4 days this week and I have a feeling I'm going to hurt as bad by the end of this week as I was by the end of last. Getting back into fighting shape is going to be hard and brutal. At least my books aren't beating up on my this bad!


Plans for Next Month:

Work more, read less and desperately try to get the creative juices flowing again. 24 book reviews in one month just killed my creative side. I'd kill to be creative again.


Saturday, August 30, 2025

Ghosts (Hell Divers #2) 2Stars

 

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Title: Ghosts
Series: Hell Divers #2
Author: Nicholas Smith
Rating: 2 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 247
Words: 82K
Publish: 2017



Yep, I’m done. There are times when mediocrity is even worse than badness. This is paint by numbers writing. No heart, no soul, no talent. I can’t think of a more damning review except to say that Smith needs to stop writing. And those fething jackasses who keep buying his books month after month need to learn what a good book actually is.

If readers won’t have standards, neither will writers. I condemn them both! I have nothing more to say.

★★☆☆☆


From the Publisher

Ten years ago, Hell Diver Xavier “X” Rodriguez fell to Earth. Those he left behind went on without him aboard the airship he once called home.
Michael Everheart -- the boy once known as Tin -- has grown into a man and the commander of Hell Diver Raptor Team. While Michael dives to help keep the Hive in the air, Captain Leon Jordan rules with an iron fist at the helm of the ship. But unrest stirs under his strict leadership as a prophecy of hope sweeps the lower decks.
When a mysterious distress signal calls the Hell Divers to the surface, Michael and his loyal team begin to uncover long-buried truths and the secrets Captain Jordan will do anything to keep. They dive so humanity survives… but will they survive the ultimate betrayal?


Friday, August 29, 2025

Shards of Honor (Vorkosigan Saga #1) 3Stars

 

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Title: Shards of Honor
Series: Vorkosigan Saga #1
Author: Lois Bujold
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 222
Words: 80K
Publish: 1986



My eyes, my eyes, my manly eyes! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh……

I didn’t realize this was going to be a romance. Of course, romance fans would cry out that their delicate feelings had been manhandled by all the science fiction, so both camps should be unhappy. I HATE when authors like Bujold pull crap like this. I almost rage quit the first time “his long eye lashes” were mentioned. Even as I’m writing this review I’m getting upset.

Bloody expectations. If I had known this had female wish fulfillment elements (like Mack Bolan the Executioner is male wish fulfillment) I would have been prepared, as much as I could be anyway. I do not want to read a book where I am in a woman’s head as she’s thinking about some guy and all her feelin’z. Spare me!

The story is still decent and I do plan on reading more. BUT! I will be putting on my man armor when I go to read future books so any “romanz thoughtz” bounce off and don’t stab me in the back. And I’m bringing a gun to that knife fight.


Bookstooge's Man Armor Mark I

★★★☆☆


From Wikipedia

Cordelia Naismith, the captain of a Betan Astronomical Survey ship, is exploring a newly discovered planet when her base camp is attacked. While investigating, she is surprised by a soldier, hits her head on a rock, and awakens to find that, while most of her crew has escaped, she is marooned with an injured Betan ensign and Captain Lord Aral Vorkosigan of Barrayar, notorious as the "Butcher of Komarr", who has been left for dead by a treacherous rival. During their five-day hike to a secret Barrayaran cache, she finds Vorkosigan not at all the monster his reputation suggests, and she is strongly attracted to him.

When the trio reaches the base camp, Vorkosigan regains command of his crew. He returns to his ship with Cordelia and her crewman as his nominal prisoners. She meets Sergeant Bothari, a career soldier with mental problems which he controls through adherence to rules and an attachment to a strong commander—in this case, Vorkosigan.

Vorkosigan informs Cordelia that upon their arrival on Barrayar, she will be free to return to Beta Colony; however, he asks her to marry him and remain on Barrayar as Lady Vorkosigan. Before she can consider his request, the crew of her ship, who have returned against her orders, join forces with Vorkosigan's rivals to "rescue" her. Cordelia helps defeat the resulting mutiny before returning with her crew to Beta Colony. During her captivity, she realizes that the Barrayarans seized the planet because the system it is in provides a way to reach Escobar. Escobar is a rich system with many "wormhole" access points and thus control over a lot of interstellar trade.

The invasion of Escobar is led by Crown Prince Serg Vorbarra, the vicious son and heir of Emperor Ezar. Now a captain in the Betan Expeditionary Force, Cordelia goes to Escobar in command of a decoy ship that distracts the Barrayaran ships on picket duty at the wormhole exit so that transport ships can deliver a devastating new Betan weapon to the defenders. She is captured by the sadistic Admiral Vorrutyer, who orders Sergeant Bothari to rape her. Bothari refuses, calling her "Admiral Vorkosigan's prisoner". Vorrutyer, Vorkosigan's embittered ex-lover, decides to do the job himself. As she fills a profound psychological need of his, Bothari kills Vorrutyer before he can do anything. Vorkosigan, having heard Vorrutyer is holding Cordelia captive, comes to kill him himself, only to find the deed already done. He hides Cordelia and Bothari in his cabin. In disgrace, he has been assigned a minor role in the invasion under the watchful eye of Imperial Security Lieutenant Simon Illyan, who has a brain implant that gives him total recall of all he sees and hears. However, he is required to report only to the Emperor, so he does nothing when Vorkosigan concocts a story that Cordelia killed Vorrutyer and escaped.

The new weapons enable the Escobarans to drive the Barrayarans back with heavy losses. Crown Prince Serg and his flagship are lost, as are all officers senior to Vorkosigan, leaving him in charge. He commands his fleet's retreat under fire. Cordelia overhears one critical fact and deduces that the entire invasion was orchestrated by the dying Emperor to remove his unstable son (via an honorable death in battle) and discredit the war party in order to avert a civil war after his death. When Vorkosigan no longer needs to hide her in his cabin, she is placed in the brig. When the ship is attacked, Cordelia is injured when the violent maneuvers toss her around her cell.

Cordelia recovers in a prison camp on the same planet where she first met Vorkosigan. The camp inmates, mostly women, have been mistreated and in some cases raped by their captors. When Vorkosigan finds out, he summarily executes the commanding officer. Cordelia assumes command of the POWs by virtue of her rank and spends much of her time dealing directly with Vorkosigan. She informs him she knows the real reason for the Escobar campaign. She again rejects his marriage proposal because she sees what Barrayaran society does to people.

When the war ends, prisoners are exchanged. Vorkosigan has to deal with some uterine replicators – artificial wombs, each containing a fetus from a prisoner raped by a Barrayaran soldier; one of the fetuses is Bothari's. The Escobarans refuse to take them, so Vorkosigan arranges for their care and later adoption on Barrayar.

On her way back to Beta Colony, Cordelia is unable to convince a psychiatrist that her injuries are not the result of being tortured by Vorkosigan, and her fervent denials only make it seem she has been psychologically tampered with; she is suspected of being an unwitting Barrayaran mole. She fears that she will be interrogated using drugs and reveal damaging information about Vorkosigan.

She escapes to Barrayar and marries Vorkosigan. She also encounters Bothari, now one of Vorkosigan's father's personal guards and somewhat saner, thanks to better medical care. Bothari's daughter Elena is cared for by a local woman.

The dying Emperor Ezar Vorbarra wants Aral to become the regent to his grandson and heir, the four-year-old Prince Gregor Vorbarra. Aral at first refuses, but Cordelia convinces him to take the job.


Thursday, August 28, 2025

Slave (Groo the Wanderer #43) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: Slave
Series: Groo the Wanderer #43
Author: Sergio Aragones
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Comics
Pages: 24
Words: 2K
Publish: 1988



The misadventures occasioned by Granny Groo continue. Granny sells Groo into slavery and tells Rufferto (Groo’s dog) to guard Groo’s swords. Thus she gets rid of both Groo and Rufferto, gets some money and goes on her way unhindered.

There is a running gag (one among many) about Groo being called “mendicant” and going ballistic about it because he doesn’t know what it means but thinks it is an insult. Aragones leans HARD into that joke in the following panel. I laughed my head off:

Of course Groo and Rufferto (now Rufferto the Swordsdog!) are reunited. Considering Granny stole away, I am kind of hoping Aragones is done with her character for now and we get somebody new for Groo to interact with. We’ll see what future issues hold.

I thoroughly enjoyed this 24 page comic. I laughed, then I laughed some more and finally, I laughed even more. Aragones humor, while not exactly like mine, parallels it enough that he never fails to get a good chuckle from me. I always look forward to reading the Groo comic each month and I want to keep it that way. If I was in a weird mood, I could read 20 Groo comics in a row and have a Groo Month, but I know I would burn out and that is a fate I want to avoid at all costs.

★★★✬☆


From Bookstooge

After the debacle from the previous issue, Groo and Granny are chased out of town by an angry mob. Granny wants to recoup some of what she lost AND get rid of Groo. She convinces Groo she is going to sell him as a slave and then “save” him later, like she used to do when he was a child. She gives Groo’s swords to Rufferto and sells Groo into slavery. Without his swords, Groo is helpless. Rufferto is very proud of now being a Swordsdog and brags to all the local dogs, who laugh at him. Even as an unarmed slave, Groo gets into so much trouble that everyone wants to kill him and without his swords, everybody IS about to kill him. Rufferto shows up at the last second and gives Groo his swords and thus the tables are turned on everybody else. Groo and Rufferto are reunited in their proper role as Unstoppable Swordsman and Trusty Canine Companion. The issue ends with Groo wondering how Granny is going to rescue him since he already rescued himself.



Wednesday, August 27, 2025

Lord of the Isles (Lord of the Isles #1) 4Stars

 

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Title: Lord of the Isles
Series: Lord of the Isles #1
Author: David Drake
Rating: 4 of 5 Stars
Genre: Epic Fantasy
Pages: 681
Words: 199K
Publish: 1997



Ahhh, the 90’s. A mythic time when everybody and their brother was writing an Epic Fantasy series so big, so fantastic that it was sure to top the book charts and become immortalized forever. Jordan, Martin, Goodkind, Erikson, Weiss & Hickman, Cook and Williams, just to name the authors that spring to my mind. Us fantasy fans ate it up with a spoon and asked for more! Authors like David Drake took up the challenge and churned out their own epics, which nobody would remember, nor, in all honesty, should they.

The strength of the Lord of the Isles series was that Drake turned them out every 12-18 months. He wrote a total of nine books from 1997 to 2008 and he finished up the story. He gave us what we wanted and we got our fix almost every year, like the junkies we were. Bloody magical mayhem with main characters punching their way through a maelstrom of demons and otherworldly monsters. It was fantastic.

The weakness of the Lord of the Isles series was that Drake turned them out every 12-18 months. The action was fast and furious, but the characters were about as deep as cardboard. Stock, cliched phrases defined who the characters were. They weren’t people, they were tropes.

When I first read Lord of the Isles (the book, not the entire series) in ‘97, I loved it so much that my brother gave me his hardcover copy for my birthday. I was happy as a clam. As each book came out I enjoyed them even while realizing how shallow they were. I got my magical mayhem fix and that was all I was looking for. Once Drake had finished the Lord of the Isles series, he began another unrelated series and I realized he was writing almost the same story with pieces just moved around and I gave up on him. I had not recorded or reviewed that I had read the first three books in the Lord of the Isles series so in 2012-2013 I remedied that but stopped after book three as I then had all nine books in the series recorded.

Which brings us to 2025. I am always looking for books and series to re-read (you can see some of my reasoning in my old post “Why I re-read” from 2018) and I remembered how much I had enjoyed Lord of the Isles and so the whole series went into the tbr rotation. I also remember how wooden Drake made his characters though, so I decided to break the series up by interspersing it with the Dracule Files. I’d read three of the Dracula books, then three of the Lord of the Isles books, then Dracula, rinse and repeat. That gave me a break and I vaguely remembered the nine books being broken up, story wise, into three trilogies, so that would work out well too. Which FINALLY brings us to the actual review of this specific book.

I usually compare books to food. I haven’t done that in a while and I’m not going to do it here either. But I have found that I like to compare the books I read to other things that I have an emotional resonance with or against, depending on the book in question. This time I’m going to compare it to a music album I came across years ago. Gregorian: The Dark Side of the Chant. I’d say the album cover describes it well enough. It also describes this book.



There are six main characters who all meet in a small village, go their separate ways, have an unending stream of world shaking adventures and then come back together to have the biggest adventure of all. Then it is revealed that that was just the tip of the iceberg, so stay turned for the next book!

We get everything from cannibal eskimos to humanoid insectivores to slime liches to parasitic demon trees to literal demons and boy howdy, do our characters mow through them like they are on a rocket powered lawn mower.

The weakness I talked about before are all here, in smaller doses so for this book it isn’t intolerable. But it is why this will never get more than 4stars from me and I suspect that after this series re-read that I will not consider re-reading it again. I did debate about even re-reading the entire series after finishing this one book, but that streak of masochism I have buried deep inside of me decided to show up and so I’ll be reading the whole series, no matter how much I suffer. Much like the read of Neuromancer, this will be A Project and not just a read. But it shouldn’t be a hate read as I plan on ringing every drop of enjoyment out of the series that I can :-D Magical mayhem and demon guts all over the place has a special spot in my hard little grinchy heart, hahahahaa.

★★★★☆


From the Publisher

Into this world, as the wellsprings of magical power rise to a millennial height, a sorceress from a thousand years past is cast upon the shore of a small island. She has survived the cataclysm that destroyed the powerful empire of the Isles in her time. She finds herself in a small town far from the new centers of power, but among a small group who, all unknowing, will become the focus of a new struggle for dominance and magical power that will shake this world, and others.

For The Hooded One, the most powerful sorcerer of all time, has also survived the ancient catastrophe he created. The peace of the small village is destroyed in an instant, and the young principles must set out on a quest to meet their destiny.



Tuesday, August 26, 2025

Moonraker (James Bond #3) 3Stars

 

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Title: Moonraker
Series: James Bond #3
Author: Ian Fleming
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Thriller
Pages: 211
Words: 74K
Publish: 1955



Matt reviewed the movie version of Moonraker last year, and while I knew from his review that the movie and book shared almost nothing, I still had this idea of Bond going into space and doing something.

Not in this book.

A Nazi, who has hidden his old allegiances, has built a super missile that can reach anywhere in Europe from England. This is supposed to give England the upper edge and the government is just wild about it. Everything seems to be going smoothly until one of their two operatives dies. Bond replaces him and tries to find out what “might” be going on. Agent Girl and Bond bond over an almost successful assassination attempt on them both and realize the German guy and his 50-100 “scyenzetists” are nazis in disguise who are hellbent on sending a nuclear tipped missile into the center of London with help from the Russkies.

While this was fun, it was also the most ridiculuous thing I have read in a very long time. The English government is sinking tons of money into this military project and they only have 2 agents looking out for their interests? There was no oversite, no military presence double and triple checking everything? Bond and Agent Girl survive the rocket taking off and the superheated steam it produces by dunking themselves in cold water 10minutes before it happens? Plus some other things. I don’t mind ridiculous in many stories if it doesn’t take me out of the story, but those two things I mentioned just felt like hitting a brickwall while going 60mph.

I still enjoyed the adventure and it didn’t make me want to stop, but it did make me glad that I’m switching this series and Discworld every three to four books. I don’t think I could read more than three of these in one rotation.

★★★☆☆


From Wikipedia

The British Secret Service agent James Bond is asked by his superior, M, to join him at M's club, Blades. A club member, the multi-millionaire businessman Sir Hugo Drax, is winning considerable money playing bridge, seemingly against the odds. M suspects Drax is cheating, and while claiming indifference, is concerned as to why a multi-millionaire and national hero would cheat. Bond confirms Drax's deception and manages to turn the tables—aided by a stacked deck of cards—and wins £15,000 (about seven times his own annual salary).

Drax is the product of a mysterious background, purportedly unknown even to himself. Presumed to have been a British Army soldier during the Second World War, he was badly injured and stricken with amnesia in the explosion of a bomb planted by a German saboteur at a British field headquarters. After extensive rehabilitation in an army hospital, he returned home to become a wealthy industrialist. After building his fortune and establishing himself in business and society, Drax started building the "Moonraker", Britain's first nuclear missile project, intended to defend Britain against its Cold War enemies. The Moonraker rocket is an upgraded V-2 rocket using liquid hydrogen and fluorine as propellants; to withstand the ultra-high combustion temperatures of its engine, it uses columbite, in which Drax had a monopoly. Because the rocket's engine can withstand high heat, the Moonraker is able to use these powerful fuels, expanding its range across Europe.

After a Ministry of Supply security officer working at the project is shot dead, M assigns Bond to replace him and also to investigate what has been going on at the missile-building base, located between Dover and Deal on the south coast of England. All the rocket scientists working on the project are German. At his post on the complex, Bond meets Gala Brand, a beautiful police Special Branch officer working undercover as Drax's personal assistant. Bond also uncovers clues concerning his predecessor's death, concluding that the man may have been killed for witnessing a submarine off the coast.

Bond catches Drax's henchman Krebs snooping through his room. Later, an attempted assassination by triggering a landslide nearly kills Bond and Brand, as they sunbathe beneath the Dover cliffs. Drax takes Brand to London, where she discovers the truth about the Moonraker by comparing her own launch trajectory figures with those in a notebook picked from Drax's pocket. She is captured by Krebs, and finds herself captive in a secret radio homing station—intended to serve as a beacon for the missile's guidance system—in the heart of London. While Brand is being taken back to the Moonraker facility by Drax, Bond gives chase, but is also captured by Drax and Krebs.

Drax tells Bond that he was never a British soldier and has never suffered from amnesia: his real name is Graf Hugo von der Drache, the German commander of a Werwolf commando unit. Disguised in an Allied uniform, he was the saboteur whose team placed the car bomb at the army field headquarters, only to be injured himself in the detonation. The amnesia story was simply a cover he used while recovering in hospital to avoid recognition, although it would lead to a whole new British identity. Drax remains a dedicated Nazi, bent on revenge against England for the wartime defeat of his Fatherland and his prior history of social slights suffered as a youth growing up in an English boarding school before the war. He explains that he now means to destroy London, with a Soviet-supplied nuclear warhead that has been secretly fitted to the Moonraker. His company is also selling the British pound short in order to make a huge profit from the disaster.

Brand and Bond are imprisoned where the blast from the Moonraker's engines will incinerate them, to leave no trace of them once the missile is launched. Before the launch, the couple escape. Brand gives Bond the coordinates he needs to redirect the gyros and send the Moonraker into the sea. Having been in collaboration with Soviet Intelligence all along, Drax and his henchmen escape by Soviet submarine—only to be killed as the vessel makes its escape through the waters onto which the Moonraker has been re-targeted. After their debriefing at headquarters, Bond meets up with Brand, expecting her company—but they part ways after she reveals that she is engaged to a fellow Special Branch officer.


Monday, August 25, 2025

Hurr Jackal - MTG 4E

 

He'll not only eat your liver, but your face as well! THEN he'll steal all your chickens ;-)


Sunday, August 24, 2025

Evil Triumphant (Dark Conspiracy #3) 3Stars

 

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Title: Evil Triumphant
Series: Dark Conspiracy #3
Author: Michael Stackpole
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 269
Words: 95K
Publish: 1992



A very whimper’y end to this trilogy. It wasn’t even necessarily bad, it just was Stackpole writing a story he felt nothing for and so it was just a book he wrote to pay the bills. Sometimes you can’t tell when an author does that, but Stackpole shows his heart on his sleeve when it comes to his writing.

Overall, I am glad to have finally read this trilogy by Stackpole but I do wish it had had more heart.

Well, I can’t win them all I guess.

★★★☆☆


From the Publisher & Bookstooge

In this concluding volume of the Fiddleback Trilogy, the old saying that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend," is sorely put to the test. Pygmalion, apprentice to the Dark Lord Fiddleback, has rebelled against his master and has established himself as a Dark Lord. To defeat him, Coyote and Fiddleback must join forces.

Pygmalion is not without his own allies. He has taken an apprentice, the god-man Ryuhito, grandson of the Japanese Emperor. Through him, Pygmalion horrific power is amplified. But the fires of betrayal burn within Ryuhito's heart, and his grandfather will spare no expense to get his grandson back.

Deceit, treachery and revenge boil together in this war of Dark Lords and their minions. Coyote and his aides, mere humans all, go to war with the Dark Lords to prevent the nightmare of... Evil Triumphant


Saturday, August 23, 2025

Dead Lions (Slough House #2) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: Dead Lions
Series: Slough House #2
Author: Mick Herron
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Thriller
Pages: 286
Words: 104K
Publish: 2013



Another enjoyable ride on the Screwup Train. Herron (the author) kills off another character and I was rather surprised. I guess it means that none of the sub-characters are safe and I should expect somebody from Slough House to die in each story. That has the added benefit, for the author, of allowing him to bring on new screwups in each new book, even if they don’t play a big part. They are new fodder.

Also on the plus side, River Carter also plays a much smaller part. He’s just one among the 5 or 6. I was able to handle that.

★★★✬☆


From the Publisher

Now the slow horses have a chance at redemption. An old Cold War-era spy is found dead on a bus outside Oxford, far from his usual haunts. The despicable, irascible Jackson Lamb is convinced Dickie Bow was murdered. As the agents dig into their fallen comrade's circumstances, they uncover a shadowy tangle of ancient Cold War secrets that seem to lead back to a man named Alexander Popov, who is either a Soviet bogeyman or the most dangerous man in the world. How many more people will have to die to keep those secrets buried?


Friday, August 22, 2025

Conan at the Demon’s Gate (Conan the Barbarian #33) 3Stars

 

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Title: Conan at the Demon’s Gate
Series: Conan the Barbarian #33
Author: Roland Green
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 198
Words: 78K
Publish: 1994


This was much more enjoyable than the previous Conan adventure by Green, Conan the Relentless. I compared that to store brand rice crispies. This adventure felt more like the Real Thing and I enjoyed all the magic and fighting.



★★★☆☆


From Wikipedia

In a first-person prologue set during the sixth year of Conan the Second's (formerly Prince Conn) reign over Aquilonia, a soldier, Nidaros, tells of his company's harrowing experiences during a frontier war with the Picts. The prologue culminates when Nidaros, his companion, Sarabos, and their followers are trapped by the enemy inside a cave. The Picts seem to fear the place, understandably, since it shows signs of having once been a site sacred to Set, the serpent god of Stygia. Oddly, the Aquilonians also discover a great stone statue in the image of the former king Conan the First (or Conan the Great, as he is also remembered). Should they doubt it, they need only look at Sarabos; it's an open secret that he is a bastard son of the first Conan, and hence a half-brother of Conn.

The tale then shifts to events many years earlier in the life of Conan the First, well before he became ruler of Aquilonia, in the wake of "Queen of the Black Coast". Following the death of his lover, the pirate queen Belit, Conan ventures inland into the jungles of Kush. He encounters and joins forces with a band of Bamula tribesmen. Aiding the Bamulas in their conflict with an enemy tribe, he rises to a position of precarious authority among them.

Suddenly, creatures alien to the Bamulas begin invading their territory, including a dragon and a polar bear. They turn out to have been transported through a magical portal. Entering the portal with his warriors in an attempt to end the threat, Conan finds himself teleported to the far-distant Pictish Wilderness. The portal, known as the Demon's Gate, turns out to be the creation of an exiled wizard. He intends on sacrificing both Conan and the Bamulas, so he can animate the statue of an ancient warrior for his own evil purposes.

Plot complications present themselves in the form of the wizard's beautiful daughter and the native Picts, who are violently hostile towards all strangers. All of Conan's prowess and craft are needed to deal with the impossible situation as one threat follows another in rapid succession.

Much of the concluding portion of this story is narrated to Nidaros and Sarabos by their comrade in arms, Vasilios, a half-Pictish Aquilonian warrior who had heard it in turn from his Pictish mother. The tale gradually unfolds of how Conan eventually defeated his enemies, before transporting himself and the Bamulas safely back to their country—and how the statue took on his aspect.

An epilogue returns the scene to Nidaros, Sarabos, and their companions listening to the end of Vasilios's tale. The company is rescued from the besieging Picts by a relief force who had been informed of their plight by a mysterious messenger the very evening they were trapped in the cave. According to Vasilios, it's said that the statue will aid the blood-kin of the warrior it is fashioned after at need, and the three speculate that the messenger was a magical sending from the statue, prompted by Sarabos's presence. They decide to keep silent about it.



Thursday, August 21, 2025

Jane Austen: Scraps 3Stars

 

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Title: Scraps
Series: ----------
Author: Jane Austen
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Juvenilia short story
Pages: 7
Words: 2K
Publish: 1790


This section of the Juvenilia was literally labeled “Scraps” because that is all these stories were. There are five “stories” but it only takes up about seven pages. They are not even as brief as some of the “Letters” from before. There is no proto-story, just some writings that were obviously Austen just having that itch to write and this is the stuff that she scribbled in the margins of her notebook, literary doodles as it were.

There isn’t really even enough to talk about any particular “Scrap”. As a Jane Austen fan, this is the kind of thing I am glad to read to give me a fuller picture of her as an author but it’s not something I plan on ever re-reading or to wax eloquent on.

★★★☆☆


Table of Contents:


  • Scraps to Miss Fanny Catherine Austen

  • The female philosopher

  • The first Act of a Comedy

  • A Letter from a Young Lady

  • A Tour through Wales

  • A Tale



Wednesday, August 20, 2025

See Them Die (87th Precinct #13) 2Stars

 

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Title: See Them Die
Series: 87th Precinct #13
Author: Ed McBain
Rating: 2 of 5 Stars
Genre: Crime Fiction
Pages: 337
Words: 52K
Publish: 1960


I’ve mentioned in previous reviews how dark these books are, in a very real world way. I’ve been uncomfortable with that in several books and noted it. That feeling again happened to me reading this book and so I’ve decided that I’ll be done with the 87th Precinct novels.

I don’t feel that the shame, degradation and brokenness of humanity as it is in real life should be something for our casual entertainment. While events happen in real life just like McBain chronicles in these police procedural stories, reading about such things as my “entertainment” cheapens them and jades me. That is simply not right and I will not do something that darkens my soul.

★★☆☆☆


From the Publisher & Bookstooge

Kill me if you can.”

Local thug Pepe Miranda’s open challenge to the police has pushed July’s heat to a boiling point. His latest crime elevated him to the top of the 87th Precinct’s most wanted list, and now his dare is earning him street cred as well. With the city’s most dangerous gangs mobilized for an epic showdown, the fate of the precinct hangs in the balance.

But Lieutenant Peter Byrnes and his detectives are ready for anything. They certainly aren’t going to let a challenge like that lie—not from someone like Miranda and not when a tip puts them hot on his trail. As the men of the 87th close in, they could be heading into a deadly gunfight that blows their city apart.

At the same time, a group of youths are in a struggle to define who they will be, killers or defenders of their city. Miranda is the end game if they choose one path and the cops of the 87th are the results if they choose otherwise.



Tuesday, August 19, 2025

A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle #1) 5Stars

 

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Title: A Wizard of Earthsea
Series: Earthsea Cycle #1
Author: Ursula LeGuin
Rating: 5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy / Middle Grade
Pages: 123
Words: 61K
Publish: 1968



This is one of those books that I’ve read since childhood. My first memory is reading the first couple of chapters in a fantasy anthology when I was still in my single digits. I have no idea what that anthology was but I suspect it was a collection of chapters from full books to whet the interest of the readers. If I cared more, I could probably track it down, but I don’t care enough, not this year anyway.

I loved this book as a kid, I loved this book as a teen, I loved this book in my 20’s, I loved this book in my 30’s and now, I’m loving it just as much in my 40’s.

Now, I don’t know how this would go over with me if I was approaching this for the first time, but I have a feeling I’d still love this. This is a coming of age story about a young man who grievously screws up and then has to take responsibility for that mess and fix it.

LeGuin writes an entire world with just a sentence. A hint here, a brushstroke there and and the world of Ea comes to life. I know I am always going on about writers who aren’t wordsmiths but my goodness, when I see an author being an AUTHOR, it just brings joy to my heart. It also brings rage when other people don’t appreciate that, kind of like a food connoisseur sneering at people who think a Big Mac from McDonalds is the height of food goodness. It has its place, but it is NOT good food. I will wear my Book Snob badge proud and loud!




★★★★★


From Wikipedia

Earthsea itself is an archipelago, or group of islands. In the fictional history of this world, the islands were raised from the ocean by a being called Segoy. The world is inhabited by both humans and dragons, and most or all humans have some innate magical gift, some are more gifted sorcerers or wizards.[18] The world is shown as being based on a delicate balance, which most of its inhabitants are aware of, but which is disrupted by somebody in each of the original trilogy of novels.[19] Earthsea is pre-industrial and has diverse cultures within the widespread archipelago. Most of the characters are of the Hardic peoples, who are dark-skinned, and who populate most of the islands.[20] Four large eastern islands are inhabited by the white-skinned Kargish people, who despise magic and see the Hardic folk as evil sorcerers: the Kargs, in turn, are viewed by the Hardic people as barbarians. The far western regions of the archipelago are the realm of the dragons.[20]

Plot summary

"Only in silence the word,
only in dark the light,
only in dying life:
bright the hawk's flight
on the empty sky."

From the Creation of Éa, with which A Wizard of Earthsea begins.[21][22]

The novel follows a young boy called Duny, nicknamed "Sparrowhawk", born on the island of Gont. Discovering that the boy has great innate power, his aunt, a witch, teaches him the little magic she knows.[15] When his village is attacked by Kargish raiders, Duny summons a fog to conceal the village and its inhabitants, enabling the residents to drive off the Kargs.[16] Hearing of this, the powerful mage Ogion takes him as an apprentice, and later gives him his "true name"—Ged.[15] Ogion tries to teach Ged about the "equilibrium", the concept that magic can upset the natural order of the world if used improperly. In an attempt to impress a girl, however, Ged searches Ogion's spell books and inadvertently summons a strange shadow, which has to be banished by Ogion. Sensing Ged's eagerness to act and impatience with his slow teaching methods, Ogion asks if he would rather go to the renowned school for wizards on the island of Roke. Ged loves Ogion, but decides to go to the school.

At the school, Ged meets Jasper, and is immediately on bad terms with him. He is befriended by an older student named Vetch, but generally remains aloof from anyone else. Ged's skills inspire admiration from teachers and students alike. He finds a small creature—an otak, named Hoeg, and keeps it as a pet. During a festival, Jasper acts condescendingly towards Ged, provoking the latter's proud nature. Ged challenges him to a duel of magic,[16] and casts a powerful spell intended to raise the spirit of a legendary dead woman. The spell goes awry and instead releases a shadow creature, which attacks him and scars his face. The Archmage Nemmerle drives the shadow away, but at the cost of his life.[15][20]

Ged spends many months healing before resuming his studies. The new Archmage, Gensher, describes the shadow as an ancient evil that wishes to possess Ged, and warns him that the creature has no name. Ged eventually graduates and receives his wizard's staff.[16] He then takes up residence in the Ninety Isles, providing the poor villagers protection from the dragons that have seized and taken up residence on the nearby island of Pendor, but discovers that he is still being sought by the shadow. Knowing that he cannot guard against both threats at the same time, he sails to Pendor and gambles his life on a guess of the adult dragon's true name. When he is proved right, the dragon offers to tell him the name of the shadow, but Ged instead extracts a promise that the dragon and his offspring will never threaten the archipelago.

Chased by the shadow, Ged flees to Osskil, having heard of the stone of the Terrenon. He is attacked by the shadow, and barely escapes into the Court of Terrenon. Serret, the lady of the castle, and the same girl that Ged had tried to impress, shows him the stone, and urges Ged to speak to it, claiming it can give him limitless knowledge and power. Recognizing that the stone harbors one of the Old Powers—ancient, powerful, malevolent beings—Ged refuses. He flees and is pursued by the stone's minions, but transforms into a swift falcon and escapes as Serret, having taken the form of a gull, is killed. Ged also loses his otak to the shadow.

Ged flies back to Ogion on Gont. Unlike Gensher, Ogion insists that all creatures have a name and advises Ged to confront the shadow.[16] Ogion is proved right; when Ged seeks out the shadow, it flees from him. Ged pursues it in a small sailboat, until it lures him into a fog where the boat is wrecked on a reef. Ged recovers with the help of an elderly couple marooned on a small island since they were children; the woman gives Ged part of a broken bracelet as a gift. Ged patches his boat and resumes his pursuit of the creature into the East Reach. On the island of Iffish, he meets his friend Vetch, who insists on joining him.[20] They journey east far beyond the last known lands before they finally come upon the shadow. Naming it with his own name, Ged merges with it and joyfully tells Vetch he is healed and whole.



  • A Wizard of Earthsea (2005 Review)

  • A Wizard of Earthsea (2012 Review)

Monday, August 18, 2025

Hurricane - MTG 4E

 

I never liked this card. It damages me as well as the other players. Unless I'm playing a blue player who relies on flying creatures. Then yeah, jam it in and bring those suckers down!


Sunday, August 17, 2025

Gambit (Nero Wolfe #37) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: Gambit
Series: Nero Wolfe #37
Author: Rex Stout
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Mystery
Pages: 147
Words: 56K
Publish: 1962


A book involving chess and murder. It was ok and I didn’t dislike it but it definitely is not high up on the list of most enjoyable Nero Wolfe books.

Part of it is that there is just too much uncertainty and while Wolfe and Archie figure out who the killer is, they can’t prove it legally. So Wolfe does his thing and the perp kills himself to prevent the truth from coming out because of a woman.

If I was forced to pick and choose which Wolfe books to re-read or to skip, and someone held a gun to my head to force me to skip some, this would get cut. It just lacked “something”...

★★★✬☆


From Wikipedia

Sally Blount's father, Matthew Blount, has been arrested for the murder of Paul Jerin, a chess master. Blount had arranged for Jerin to play twelve simultaneous games of blindfold chess at his club. Well into the contest, Jerin complains of physical discomfort and cannot continue. Shortly thereafter, Jerin dies of what tests show to be arsenic poisoning.

During the contest, Jerin had been sitting by himself in a small library off the chess club's main game room. He had nothing to eat or drink except a pot of hot chocolate, brought to him by Blount. After Jerin fell ill, he was diagnosed by a doctor who was playing in the contest; the doctor called for an ambulance but Jerin died at a hospital.

Not only had Blount brought the hot chocolate to Jerin, he had washed out the pot and the cup after Jerin complained that he didn't feel well. Blount is charged with murder.

The only people to enter the library where Jerin sat, other than Blount, were four messengers, who relayed the moves between the main game room and the library. The messengers apparently had no good opportunity to put arsenic in Jerin's chocolate.

Dan Kalmus is Blount's corporate lawyer, and represents Blount after he has been jailed without bail. Blount's daughter Sally is convinced, however, that Kalmus is in love with Blount's wife Anna, and that he won't be inclined to give Blount his best legal efforts. Furthermore, Kalmus' specialty is business law, not criminal law, and he might not have the needed background.

But Sally is certain that her father is innocent, so she hires a reluctant Wolfe to investigate on her father's behalf. Neither Wolfe nor Archie seems to have his heart in the case because the circumstances point so clearly at Blount. And Wolfe learns from the police that their own inquiries discovered no connection between the messengers and Jerin, whereas Blount was unhappy that Jerin had been seeing Sally.

Because none of the messengers could have a motive to kill Jerin, and because he has assumed that Sally is correct that her father didn't, Wolfe conjectures that Jerin was poisoned not because the murderer had it in for Jerin, but to get at Blount, whose apparent motive would surely get him arrested. Wolfe's hypothesis, then, is that Jerin was a pawn, sacrificed in a gambit to get rid of Blount.

Wolfe speaks with each of the messengers as the best alternative suspects, to try to determine which of them might have wanted Blount, not Jerin, out of the way. Each of the four has a possible motive: Sally thinks Kalmus is in love with her mother, Farrow would like to take over Blount's firm, Yerkes wants Blount's vote in a board election but won't get it, and Hausman resents Blount for going easy on him in chess games but winning anyway.

Wolfe learns that there is, in Blount's words, "a certain fact" known only to Blount and to Kalmus that will demonstrate his innocence. The fact turns out to be that Blount really did put something in Jerin's chocolate, but it was sedative in effect, not poisonous. This puts a very different face on things, and as a result Wolfe and Archie, independently, are able to infer both the murderer's identity and how the arsenic got into Jerin.




October '25 Roundup & Ramblings

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