Wednesday, July 03, 2024

Mansfield Park 2Stars

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Title: Mansfield Park
Series: ———-
Author: Jane Austen
Rating: 2 of 5 Stars
Genre: Classic
Pages: 346
Words: 160K


This is my third time reading this. Sadly, I think this is the lowest rating for an Austen story yet. First time I read it in ‘06 I gave it 3stars, then when I re-read it in ‘14 I gave it 4stars, now in ‘24, I’m giving it 2 stars. I am definitely a mercurial reader and reviewer.

I did not enjoy this at all. Fanny Price wasn’t just a milk sop, she was someone who wouldn’t defend herself or standup for herself, in any way. I get that she grew up being put down by her extended family and that she was sickly, but she is one of these people who is so conflict averse that she will suffer harm to herself rather than even say “No”, just a plain “No”. Instead, she gives all these fatuous reasons, and reasons can always be overcome by someone who is motivated. Just Say No! And Fanny Price wouldn’t.

I think part of my dislike is that since my last read in ‘14, I’ve had occasion to deal with someone very similar to Fanny. Mrs B and I had an older friend who was living on her own in a little one bedroom apartment. Her daughter needed a temporary place to stay and so she opened up her place to her. Her daughter agreed to pay the rent, as she was working a pretty good paying job. She paid the rent for 2 months, then quit her job, starting working at a convenience store for half the money, told her mom she couldn’t pay the rent but kept living there. Then she started bringing her latest boyfriend home. To the one bedroom apartment. Our friend complained and lamented but wouldn’t DO anything. We told her what needed to be done (call the police and have the daughter and boyfriend escorted off the premises and told not to come back) and that we would come over and be right with her as she made the call. But she wouldn’t do it. She wanted us to make the call, us to be the ones to kick her daughter out. And this had happened before. So we told her that we would help her but that SHE needed to be the one to take that first step. She ended up getting someone else to do her dirty work and we haven’t been in contact since. She would not help herself.

Fanny Price reminded of that mindset during this read. I didn’t expect her to solve her problems by herself, but I did expect her to take a step of asking for help. She expected help from her Uncle and her Cousin, and I must say, she was right in that expectation, but when they were being obtuse or confused or just plain stupid, she refused to ask outright. It frustrated me incredibly. We all have problems that are bigger than we can handle ourselves. But pretending they don’t exist, or expecting others to read our minds to know our wishes on the issue isn’t the way to solve them. USE YOUR WORDS!

Maybe in another 10 or 15 years I’ll re-read this again and have yet another reaction to this, I don’t know. But for this time, it was not a good read for me and I did not enjoy it. Which saddens me incredibly because I love Austen’s works 🙁

★★☆☆☆


From Wikipedia.org

Synopsis – Click to Open

Ten-year-old Fanny Price is sent from her impoverished home in Portsmouth to live with the family at Mansfield Park. Lady Bertram is Fanny’s aunt and her four children – Tom, Edmund, Maria and Julia – are older than Fanny. All but Edmund mistreat her and her other aunt, Mrs Norris, wife of the clergyman at the Mansfield parsonage, makes herself particularly unpleasant.

When Fanny is fifteen, Aunt Norris is widowed and her visits to Mansfield Park increase, as does her mistreatment of Fanny. A year later, Sir Thomas leaves to deal with problems on his sugar plantation in Antigua, taking with him his spendthrift eldest son Tom. Mrs Norris, looking for a husband for Maria, finds the rich but weak-willed Mr Rushworth, whose proposal Maria accepts but only for his money.

Henry Crawford and his sister Mary arrive at the parsonage to stay with their half-sister, the wife of the new incumbent, Dr Grant. With their fashionable London ways, they enliven the great house. Edmund and Mary then start to show interest in one another.

On a visit to Mr Rushworth’s estate, Henry flirts with both Maria and Julia. Maria believes Henry is in love with her and so treats Mr Rushworth dismissively, provoking his jealousy, while Julia struggles with jealousy and resentment towards her sister. Mary is disappointed to learn that Edmund will be a clergyman and tries to undermine his vocation.

After Tom returns to Mansfield Park ahead of his father, he encourages the young people to begin rehearsals for an amateur performance of Elizabeth Inchbald’s play Lovers’ Vows. Edmund objects, believing Sir Thomas would disapprove and feeling that the subject matter is inappropriate but, after much pressure, he agrees to take on the role of the lover of the character played by Mary. The play also provides further opportunity for Henry and Maria to flirt. When Sir Thomas arrives home unexpectedly, he is furious to find the play still in rehearsal and it is cancelled. Henry departs without explanation, and in reaction Maria goes ahead with marriage to Mr Rushworth. The couple then settle in London, taking Julia with them. Sir Thomas sees many improvements in Fanny and Mary Crawford initiates a closer relationship with her.

When Henry returns to Mansfield Park, he decides to entertain himself by making Fanny fall in love with him. Fanny’s brother William visits, and Sir Thomas holds what is effectively a coming-out ball for her. Although Mary dances with Edmund, she tells him it will be the last time, as she will never dance with a clergyman. Edmund drops his plan to propose and leaves the next day, as do Henry and William.

When Henry next returns, he announces to Mary his intention to marry Fanny. To assist his plan, he has used his family’s naval connections to help William achieve promotion. However, when Henry proposes marriage, Fanny rejects him, disapproving of his past treatment of women. Sir Thomas is astonished by her continuing refusal, but she does not explain, afraid of compromising Maria.

To help Fanny appreciate Henry’s offer, Sir Thomas sends her to visit her parents in Portsmouth, where she is taken aback by the contrast between their chaotic household and the harmonious environment at Mansfield. Henry visits, but although she still refuses him, she begins to appreciate his good features.

Later, Fanny learns that Henry and Maria have had an affair which is reported in the newspapers. Mr Rushworth sues Maria for divorce and the Bertram family is devastated. Tom meanwhile falls gravely ill as a result of a fall from his horse. Edmund takes Fanny back to Mansfield Park, where she is a healing influence. Sir Thomas realises that Fanny was right to reject Henry’s proposal and now regards her as a daughter.

During a meeting with Mary Crawford, Edmund discovers that Mary’s regret is only that Henry’s adultery was discovered. Devastated, he breaks off the relationship and returns to Mansfield Park, where he confides in Fanny. Eventually the two marry and move to Mansfield parsonage after Dr Grant secures a post in Westminster. Meanwhile, those left at Mansfield Park have learned from their mistakes and life becomes pleasanter there.

Tuesday, July 02, 2024

"I"mergency

Some of you might have noticed that you can’t use the letter “I” here on this site, or at other sites across the wordpress.com system. It does appear to be completely random and comes and goes. Feel free to use the letter “Y” or even “Eye” in the comments if it affects you here.

I highly recommend you contact WordPress. Not because I think they will actually do anything, but simply so that other people know that they are not alone with this problem. If you are a freeplan user, wordpress can be reached through the Forums. click on the blue button that says “Add New Topic”. Make sure you list out what sites you’re having the problems on, what specific posts (if you can remember), what browser you are using and be sure to tell them that Bookstooge sent you, because I hate them and have been banned from the forums but I want them to know that I’m still here knowing how utterly useless they are.
https://wordpress.com/forums/forum/support/

If you have a paid plan, you can contact them through email, supposedly. I tried that and had the problem of using the letter “i” within their system. It’s totally bs and at the moment, I hate wordpress.com more than I have in a very long time.

Signing off before I say things I shouldn’t.

Imperial Command (Empire Rising #10) 3.5Stars

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Title: Imperial Command
Series: Empire Rising #10
Author: David Holmes
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 420
Words: 166K


This was a great return to the Empire Rising series. Taking this little break from it was just what I needed to make me appreciate the space opera that is involved.

A lot of ship to ship fighting. A tiny bit of space marines kicking butt, but (hahahaaha) not nearly enough.

The little bits of “Imperial History” written in 3002 have already referenced a war with another advanced alien race AND a potential pretender to the Throne. So I’m already preparing myself for those events.

At the same time, I’m not allowing that to rob me of any enjoyment of the present conflict with the Karacknicks (giant space spiders who rule a gigantic empire). They make wonderful badguys and it’s quite enjoyable to see them getting smacked around by humanity.

★★★✬☆


From the Publisher

Synopsis – Click to Open

Trapped behind enemy lines, the survivors of the raid on Jaranna have been forced to flee deeper into enemy territory. Behind them Karacknid fleets gather to exact revenge. With danger at every turn, Admiral Lightfoot must find a way to get his ships home or Earth will be left defenseless.
On Earth the Empire has been formed and is bringing the outlying colonies into its fold. Yet there are those who see themselves and not the Empire as the rightful rulers of Humanity. At the very moment when they should be preparing their people to face the Karacknids, James and Christine instead find themselves facing the threat of a civil war. If it spreads and Humanity’s strength consumes itself, the Empire will fall.
For their part, the Karacknids have not removed their sights from Earth. Even as the war along the Alliance border rages on, ships are on the move. For it is through Earth’s conquest the Karacknids’ believe the end of the war will come.
For those who have sworn to serve the Empire, everything hangs in the balance

Monday, July 01, 2024

Elvish Archers - MTG 4E

This is one guy who doesn’t skip arm day!

And that little quote at the bottom, how funny is that? I wish we knew who created them. They become as much part of the card as the art.

Sunday, June 30, 2024

June '24 Roundup & Ramblings

Raw Data:

Novels – 15 ↓

Short Stories – 0 –

Manga/Graphic Novels – 0 ↓

Comics – 0 ↓

Average Rating – 3.20 ↓

Pages – 3608 ↓

Words – 1304K ↓

The Bad:

Life, the Universe and Everything – 2 stars of utter stupidity. Not funny, just stupid.

Remains – 2.5stars of watching a favorite series slide into something I didn’t want.

The Good:

Jenny Trapdoor – 4stars of Polity goodness and ultra-violence.

The Pinhoe Egg – 4star ending to the Chrestomanci series.

Movie:

The Clow. The first four episodes of the anime Card Captor Sakura. When story telling still meant something.

Miscellaneous Posts:

Personal: (there’s a lot)

Thankfully, that nasty cough is gone for both of us. Took me two weeks longer than Mrs B, but we eventually beat it. Man, I do not want to repeat that any time soon!

Got both my eyes injected for my diabetes, at the same time. I usually have one eye done one week and then the other the next, but that is an extra vacation day to use up, so I took the latest time slot and Mrs B came with me so she could drive home. It’s a good thing. I normally drive myself home when it was just one eye, but man, doing both at once really did a number on me. Once we got home, I took some tylenol, a sleeping pill and slept until it was time to go to work the next day. And I didn’t even have to use up any vacation time. Score!

One of our cars developed a gas leak, but the garage said they didn’t have an opening until the next week, so we drove it there and parked it. That way the gas would get on THEIR parking lot and not ours 😉 I was hoping that would help convince them to put it into the schedule sooner. That meant juggling our remaining vehicle as we both had to work. Thankfully, our work times have enough leeway that one could drive to work and the other drive back. Meant one had to sit around in the morning the other sit around in the afternoon, but better than walking 4 miles each way next to a four lane highway. It was taken care of, quicker than they said it could be, so I think leaving it on their premises helped 😉

It was also a busy month. Mainly for Mrs B, but when she’s busy, there’s always spillover and so I’m busier too, even if not as busy as her. Several various doctors appointments. Lots of social meetings (including picking strawberries at a local organic farm), a highschool graduation party, a bbq sendoff for a childhood friend of mine who I haven’t seen in years, singing at a local rest home, helping our new (future) pastor and his family move in to their home and going to a work friend’s place for more bbq’ing.

In fact, we were so busy that I forgot to read a Groo comic this month. Is that a crying shame or what? Never fear though, I’ve made sure to pencil it in for July so I won’t miss it. Wouldn’t want to deprive you of your one piece of good literature you’ll read about 😉

I also managed to forget about $2000 worth of equipment on a jobsite one day. Thankfully, the contractor saw it and set it aside so no one stole it, but man, that really shook me up. I’m usually very meticulous about making sure we pack everything up at the end of the day. It was about an hour away, so Mrs B and I went on a road trip that weekend to pick it up. Lovely scenery anyway.

I participated in my first “group thing” in several years. #ReadingtheMeow2024 was a very simple group activity of just reading a book that involved a cat. The Pinhoe Egg (linked above) slotted right in without me even having to try. THAT’S the kind of group activity I like. Where I am by myself and nobody tells me what to do 😉

The Mysterious Spike In Stats (chronicled in the “So This Happened” post, which also broke the 100 view mark in a single day) got me some big numbers for the month. I believe I was able to find out the cause of some of them, but definitely not all. Either the bots are truly becoming intelligent (as shown by their consuming my words like honey) or my ascension as the King of Blogging has begun. Personally, I suspect you may start calling me “Your Majesty” by this time next month. 👑

We had a heat wave mid-month. For three days it was 100 degrees. Had to go into work an hour early so we were done before the temps peaked in the afternoon. It was pure misery.

Plans for Next Month:

READ A GROO COMIC!!!! I know I mentioned it above, but seriously, that is important stuff.

Independence Day is coming up later this week and I’ll be doing my usual posting of our Founding Document.

Book Recommendations. I garnered enough suggestions in the Intro Post to start replying in July. So put on your thinking caps and come up with MORE suggestions. And you people who comment rarely or never, jump on in would you? I would love to link to some of you folks and get to know you, even if in a very silly way. You can do it! I would say there is nothing to be afraid of, but honestly, there is. That Chartreuse Flag is flapping menacingly in the background. You can hear it, flap, flaaaap, flaaaaaaaap…

Saturday, June 29, 2024

Pound of Flesh (Arcane Casebook #10) 3.5Stars

This review is written with a GPL 4.0 license and the rights contained therein shall supersede all TOS by any and all websites in regards to copying and sharing without proper authorization and permissions. Crossposted at WordPress & Blogspot by Bookstooge’s Exalted Permission

Title: Pound of Flesh
Series: Arcane Casebook #10
Author: Dan Willis
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Urban Fantasy
Pages: 312
Words: 100K


I was looking, it’s been over a year and a half since I read the last Arcane Casebook, Hidden Voices. This is why I don’t usually read a series as it is being written. But in a few select cases, I let that rule slide. The Arcane Casebook is one of those series.

In this story, Alex is dealing with the fallout from the previous book. He had become addicted to a drug that enhanced his abilities but with the usual costs of a drug. This time, he had to be cutoff from using ANY magic or else his own system might kill him. Which means that by the books end, he was forced to rely on help from others and to begin thinking on his feet again. It was a return to form from the first book where Alex was a very weak runewright. I liked it.

The multiple mysteries were entertaining too. My only issue was at the 70% mark I suddenly realized how everything tied together. It didn’t ruin the book for me, but it definitely took the edge off of the thrill. I suspect mystery readers will piece things together much faster than me.

With this entry I am now content to read the next book whenever it becomes available. I’m in no rush nor do I feel a burning desire to HAVE to have the next book. That’s a good feeling to be content.

★★★✬☆


From the Publisher

Synopsis – Click to Open

One of the first things a private detective learns is that people have secrets, and people with important secrets attract trouble.

When a young woman is brutally murdered in a back alley, the police quickly turn to Alex Lockerby to help them. Hampered by the fallout from his own secrets, Alex goes to work, only to find that the victim in this case had secrets of her own, starting with her identity.

As Alex tries to trace the origins of the mysterious murder victim, a woman comes to his office, begging Alex’s help because she believes the new house she’s purchased is haunted. When Alex investigates the house, he finds that even it holds a secret, one that someone is willing to kill to keep.

With political pressure mounting to solve the murder of the nameless woman, and the tabloids blaming the police for the lack of progress, Alex finds himself caught in a web of secrets, lies, and murder that he might not be able to escape from. Can Alex bring a violent maniac to justice while, at the same time, stopping a methodical killer determined to bury the past forever?

Friday, June 28, 2024

Top Dog! (For A Day Anyway) or My Week II

This past week I’ve been getting a very steady trickle of Google search hits for my reviews on the Metaframe War books I’ve read so far. It was enough that I decided to investigate and see what was going on. Most of the time when that happens it’s because I’ve pissed somebody off and they’ve cried to their mommy about it and that sends the drones my way. Thankfully, it was nothing like that.

Mommy Drone in Attack Mode!

As you can see in the first picture, my site pops up Fourth in a google search for Metaframe War Review. Most of the hits after that are from various bookstores, etc, much like the Amazon hit shown.

I didn’t show it, but my review for Traitor’s War (book 2) is at Fourteen. So I’ve got 2 frontline eyeballs for anyone curious about the Metaframe War. Of course, in about a week I’ll have sunk to the 100th page and I’m ok with that.

But for right now, I’m basking in my own notoriety and the power that comes from being A Book Reviewer. I am the power behind the throne. Dreams live, or die, at my whim. Hope and Despair live within my gaze and I turn it where I will, much like the Eye of Sauron! Mwhahahahaha!

Yeah, ok, I’m giving myself a Chartreuse Flag for an out of control egotrip. But it was worth it, every single second!

Hopefully you’ve had a good week too? Probably not as good as mine, but that’s ok. Not everyone can be the Mad Chartreuse Emperor of the known Universes after all. But just to show you how much I care, I will actually read any comments that are left and if you’ve been a really good boy/girl, I might even respond. Wowzer, talk about incredibly generous! That way you can tell your grandkids that you actually talked with someone who was on Google. But wait, there’s more!

Oh, no there isn’t.

Have a good Friday and I’ll see you in the comments. Or on your blog. Or on Whatsapp. Or email. Or text. Don’t think that just because I’m ending this post means I’m stopping talking. No sirree bob. There are words to be said. Many, many, many words. Like “extra large bottle of bbq sauce”.

`dragged away by the men in white coats carrying a strait jacket

ps,
If you don’t find this amusing, don’t worry. I am amused enough for everyone.

Happy Thanksgiving 2025

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