I looked, but there was no one to help;
I was appalled, but there was no one to uphold;
so my own arm brought me salvation,
and my wrath upheld me.
`Book of Bookstooge, Chapter 63, Verse 5
Thankfully, anyone who suffers from Eggnog Withdrawal Syndrome (or EWS) during the year gets a reprieve now. Eggnog flows like, well, eggnog. While it may look mighty, that container is already 3/4's empty and I'm adding eggnog to the grocery list again. I suffer enough without having to deal with EWS unnecessarily. So cheers to all my fellow EWS sufferers, this is the season we can rest, relax and imbibe!
ps,
In all fairness, Mrs B bought me that eggnog from the grocery store. I don't want any of you thinking that I chopped down a tree, created the cardboard carton, created the eggnog by magic and put them together. Even I am not THAT egotistical.
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