Monday, July 28, 2025

Howling Mine - MTG 4E

 

In Magic, drawing extra cards is one of the top things you want to do. Card Draw is King, you might say. So a card like this is fantastic.

EXCEPT

It also gives your opponent card draw. Which is bad, very bad. As I found out every time I tried to play this card. I always got the short end of the Card Draw stick when I played this, so I ended up giving up on it. Even when I coupled it with Black Vise and jammed in 4 Howling Mines and 4 Black Vises, I lost every time. Looking back, I think it was because I wasn't a very good player ;-)


Sunday, July 27, 2025

Spaceballs 2 Trailer

Spaceballs 2: The Schwartz Awakens

 

I have never done a trailer post for a movie before. I think they are a waste of time, are about a subject (movies) that deserve zero attention and are for people who aren't disciplined enough to read a book, ie, the troglodytes amongst us.

But when a GREAT movie gets a sequel after 40 years, I think that is cause to do a post about. So without further ado, here is the trailer for Spaceballs 2, the greatest sequel nobody wanted!




ps,

I found this because Mrs B and I were wondering if Mel Brooks was even still alive and I went and googled it. And lo and behold, this was the top hit. 

Friday, July 25, 2025

The Lost Years (Hell Divers #1.5) 3Stars

 

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Title: The Lost Years
Series: Hell Divers #1.5
Author: Nicholas Smith
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: SF
Pages: 79
Words: 25K
Publish: 2024



Hell Divers was written in 2016 and then Smith wrote a bunch more novels in the series. Then apparently in 2024 he wrote a novella chronicling what happened to X after the events from the first book and before the second one. I did not pay attention until AFTER the fact and so have read this out of publication order. I am a big fan of publication order, because it means you are reading the series as the author “intended” it to be.

This felt exactly the same as Hell Divers in terms of Smith’s writing ability. Even though 8 years had passed in the real world and Smith had written many more books, I never would have known by the writing that this wasn’t written two days after the first book. Smith can’t write characterization to save his life. X is the same hunk of plastic that he was in the first book. Now, sometimes that doesn’t matter and to some people, it doesn’t matter at all. I have found, and am finding, that it “can” matter to me. Most of the time I don’t care for a plastic piece being ham handedly moved from Point A to Point Q. In this series, I am finding that it does matter to me. I don’t like X, at all. I don’t care if he saves a puppy at the end, he’s still just a piece of plastic, nothing more and that bothers me.

Now, I like all the action and that is what is keeping this from getting 2.5stars, but I must say, I’m going to need Smith to up his writing game in Book 2 to continue the series.

The problem is, since Book 2 was written before this novella, and I noticed zero improvement, I have a VERY bad feeling the next Hell Diver book will be my last. I’m withholding judgement just to be on the safe side. Writers have surprised me in the past, so it could happen again.

*fingers crossed

★★★☆☆


From the Publisher

 he was Commander Xavier “X” Rodriguez—with ninety-six dives under his belt, the most experienced Hell Diver on the airship known as the Hive. Time after time, he dived through the electrical storms, returning with parts to keep his home in the sky. Then, on a jump into Hades, the most hostile environment in North America, he sacrificed everything for mission and team. They returned to the airship with the fuel cells needed to keep the Hive running, but X was left behind.

This is the story of how he becomes the last man on Earth. His will drives him to keep fighting, to survive the monsters and the radiation in the wastes, to find a way back home. But as the days pass, he feels the things that make him human slipping away. He has become a waif, a phantom, with little to live for. Then he stumbles upon something that makes him feel again.

This is the chronicle of those lost years, told for the first time ever.


Thursday, July 24, 2025

The Wedding of Groo (Groo the Wanderer #42) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: The Wedding of Groo
Series: Groo the Wanderer #42
Author: Sergio Aragones
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Comics
Pages: 24
Words: 2K
Publish: 1988



Hahahahahaahahaa, another fine kettle of fish Stanley! (that’s a Laurel and Hardy reference there by the way).

Granny Groo is at her worst, scheming away and just like in the previous issue, seems to succeed at the beginning. Of course, as was shown in that issue, Groo always messes up her scams in the end. And he does so spectacularly here :-D It all centers around marriage scams and man, when Aragones wants to draw an ugly woman, he can draw an UGLY woman. I was shuddering.



I included this picture because of the last panel. I know I always go on about how skilled Aragones is with his drawings, but man, LOOK at the last panel. With only two speech bubbles and his art, he totally conveys how much Groo and Brunda do NOT want to be there. Look at the rug, look at their posture, their faces. It ALL says “no, we don’t want to do this”. And that is one of the reasons I keep on reading Groo. Aragones is a skilled tradesman in the comic craft and it shows. Plus, his style of humor just clicks with me :-)

★★★✬☆


From Bookstooge

Granny Groo and the Gypsies use Groo to run more scams. First they have him “marry” an ugly woman with a large dowery using one of the gypsies as a priest, thus invalidating the wedding legally. They then use that dowery to buy themselves enough props to look like royalty and Groo is turned into the Prince of Chichester. Granny then schemes to have Groo marry a princess, thus setting the Gypsies up for life. Of course, Groo ruins everything at the end and is chased off scene by the Princess, her father the King AND Granny Groo.




Wednesday, July 23, 2025

An Old Friend of the Family (The Dracula Files #3) 3Stars

 

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Title: An Old Friend of the Family
Series: The Dracula Files #3
Author: Fred Saberhagen
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 142
Words: 66K
Publish: 1979



Morgan Le Fay was vampirized by Dracula all those years ago and resents that fact. She has planned her revenge against Dracula by going after the descendants of Mina Harker, who secretly had twins by Dracula.

So basically a family is terrorized and Dracula comes to the rescue. Also, Saberhagen just throws continuity out the window, as Mina was supposedly arisen and living with Dracula now. So why does Dracula act like a lovesick puppy when he sees the 16 year old great-great(?) granddaughter of Mina? Because he’s a sick perv and is an evil vampire. Stake that sucker!

Remember kids, there are no good vampires. Ever. Not even Angel or Spike. Stake those suckers too!

★★★☆☆


From Fandom.com

The Southerland family left the old world to start anew in America, but little did they know that a blood-feud, older than history itself, would follow them through the generations to come. Kate Southerland, the first born of the latest generation of Southerlands, has been murdered, but she is not dead.

Her little brother, Johnny, has also vanished, a severed, bloody finger the only clue. But the Southerlands have no clue what they've fallen into. Their enemy is no mortal madman, but the undying mistress of evil enchantment, Morgan Le Fay, and the Southerlands are not her true target. She seeks to do battle with their protector, their defender, the only man who is capable of saving this mortal family from a war they've never realized was waged.


Tuesday, July 22, 2025

Live and Let Die (James Bond #2) 3Stars

 

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Title: Live and Let Die
Series: James Bond #2
Author: Ian Fleming
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Thriller
Pages: 199
Words: 69K
Publish: 1954



Much more enjoyable than Casino Royale. Not a hint of misogny even while being just as action packed, even more so in fact.

Mr Big is a great villain. He’s smart and covers all the angles but he’s still a brutal thug at heart and that comes through in every interaction Bond has with him. Him being devoured by the very creatures he was using to protect himself was fantastic.

It’s amazing how much goes on and yet Bond still seems to mostly just travel around. This is very much a Cold War thriller and not anything like the Jason Bourne movies. A gentleman’s game. I have a feeling that is the path these stories will follow.

★★★☆☆


From Wikipedia

The British Secret Service agent James Bond is sent by his superior, M, to New York City to investigate "Mr Big", real name Buonaparte Ignace Gallia. Bond's target is an agent of the Soviet counterintelligence organisation SMERSH, and an underworld voodoo leader who is suspected of selling 17th-century gold coins to finance Soviet spy operations in America. These gold coins have been turning up in the Harlem section of New York City and in Florida and are suspected of being part of a treasure that was buried in Jamaica by the pirate Henry Morgan.

In New York, Bond meets up with his counterpart in the CIA, Felix Leiter. The two visit some of Mr Big's nightclubs in Harlem, but are captured. Bond is interrogated by Mr Big, who uses his fortune-telling employee, Solitaire (so named because she excludes men from her life), to determine if Bond is telling the truth. Solitaire lies to Mr Big, supporting Bond's cover story. Mr Big decides to release Bond and Leiter, and has one of Bond's fingers broken. On leaving, Bond kills several of Mr Big's men; Leiter is released with minimal physical harm by a gang member, sympathetic because of a shared appreciation of jazz.

Solitaire later leaves Mr Big and contacts Bond; the couple travel by train to St. Petersburg, Florida, where they meet Leiter. While Bond and Leiter are scouting one of Mr Big's warehouses used for storing exotic fish, Solitaire is kidnapped by Mr Big's minions. Leiter later returns to the warehouse by himself, but is either captured and fed to a shark or tricked into standing on a trap door over the shark tank through which he falls; he survives, but loses an arm and a leg. Bond finds him in their safe house with a note pinned to his chest "He disagreed with something that ate him".[1] Bond then investigates the warehouse himself and discovers that Mr Big is smuggling gold coins by hiding them in the bottom of fish tanks holding poisonous tropical fish, which he is bringing into the US. He is attacked in the warehouse by "the Robber", Mr Big's gunman, and in the resultant gunfight Bond outwits the Robber and causes him to fall into the shark tank.

Bond continues his mission in Jamaica, where he meets a local fisherman, Quarrel, and John Strangways, the head of the local MI6 station. Quarrel gives Bond training in scuba diving in the local waters. Bond swims through shark- and barracuda-infested waters to Mr Big's island and manages to plant a limpet mine on the hull of his yacht before being captured once again by Mr Big. Bond is reunited with Solitaire; the following morning Mr Big ties the couple to a line behind his yacht and plans to drag them over the shallow coral reef and into deeper water so that the sharks and barracuda that he attracts in to the area with regular feedings will eat them.

Bond and Solitaire are saved when the limpet mine explodes seconds before they are dragged over the reef. Though temporarily stunned by the explosion and injured on the coral, they are protected from the explosion by the reef and Bond watches as Mr Big, who survived the explosion, is killed by the sharks and barracuda.


Monday, July 21, 2025

Howl from Beyond - MTG 4E

 

That is one ugly monster. Glad he's not related to me! It is also cards looking like this that kept me from playing black back in the day. If my parents had seen this, they probably would have been like "Nuh uh, you're not playing THAT game any more". I knew this, so I just avoided the whole issue. Who says teens are dumb? 


Destroyer of Worlds (Saga of the Forgotten Warrior #3) 4Stars

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