The Fourth, and supposedly final, Shrek film. I enjoyed my time watching this, and rewatching it, and I plan on enjoying it when I watch it again in the future. BUT. I have to deliberately not think for that to work.
It is Shrek’s kids 1st birthday and Shrek is feeling overwhelmed at being a responsible adult and has a fight with his wife Fiona and gets tricked by Rumplestiltskin and has to convince Fiona (because the world changed) to fall in love with him all over again, only now she’s in ogre form and leading a band of freedom fighter ogres against Emperor Stiltskin. And of course it happens and the world is back on course and we get our happily ever after.
There’s a lot of grrrrl power lingo jazz thrown around and at one point Fiona states that she had to save herself. It was not subtle or woven in, but just hammered. Then you have Shrek not being able to cope with being a dad and not an ogre any more. I feel like the writers didn’t know how to deal with family life and so just put Shrek in a situation that they remembered from some sit-com way back when.
At the same time, I thought the basic idea was very good. Shrek gets to be a complete ogre for one day in exchange for giving one other day to Rumplestiltskin. So Rumple chooses the day of his birth, so Shrek never gets born, never rescues Fiona and thus they never fall in love and have a family. Shrek comes back to this world, he remembers how it is supposed to be and has until midnight to convince Fiona that they are indeed true love’s vessels. It was silly but at the same time it was heart breaking. The relationship between Shrek and Fiona has always been the backbone of the franchise, no matter how shallow or trivial, and to see that ripped away from only one of them really amped up the pathos for me.
I’ve got 92 books on my kindle, 203 in Calibre with the tbr tag, approximately 100 waiting to be added to calibre (residing in my “new books” folder) and then untold numbers of manga and comics. These are all books I have pretty much committed to actually reading. This not a vague wishlist of “some day maybe”.
So yeah, I may have 99 problems but finding books to read ain’t one of them. Peace out, my bookahs….
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Title: Asterix and Caesar’s Gift Series: Asterix #21 Authors: Goscinny & Uderzo Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars Genre: Comics Pages: 53 Words: 3K
From Wikipedia:
Having completed twenty years of service in the Roman Army, veteran legionaries Tremensdelirius and Egganlettus await their honesta missio (Latin: honorary discharge) in the morning, but that night a drunk Tremensdelirius insults Julius Caesar and gets arrested. When Caesar is informed of Tremensdelirius’s mishap, he decides to play a practical joke on him. Caesar awards a “special gift” to Tremensdelirius: Asterix’s village in Armorica, the only territory of Gaul not yet conquered by the Roman legions. Tremensdelirius sees little merit in a gift he cannot drink and winds up exchanging the gift for wine and food at an inn in Arausio, owned by Orthopaedix.
Orthopaedix, his wife Angina and daughter Influenza arrive at the village only to be disappointed to find it already inhabited, and that Caesar does not own the village at all (making the gift worthless). With no place to go, Angina berates her husband for selling their inn to travel to Armorica. Vitalstatistix overhears the conversation and decides to offer Orthopaedix a building to open a new inn. Obelix soon has a crush on Influenza, while Geriatrix doesn’t welcome Orthopaedix and his family, regarding them as outsiders. The villagers attend the new inn’s opening night, but Vitalstatistix’s wife Impedimenta and Angina start arguing about who owns the village. A fight ensues and the inn is trashed as a result.
The next morning, a bruised Orthopaedix is ready to leave and return to Lutetia, his hometown, but Angina wants to have revenge on Impedimenta and makes a claim to the leadership of the village on behalf of her husband. Vitalstatistix, shocked, has Cacofonix obtain an opinion poll of the villagers and learns that aside from Geriatrix, the villagers don’t really care, until Vitalstatistix makes a few remarks that offends some of the villagers, making them go to the other side. A political race starts, and Geriatrix thinks Vitalstatistix is weak and tries to stand for Chief himself. Asterix becomes worried that internal conflict could benefit the Romans. Meanwhile, Tremensdelirius arrives at the village to visit Orthopaedix, explains that since their last meeting he unsuccessfully tried all kinds of trade and he wants his land back, since he is in fact not allowed to sell the land. When the family refuses, he draws his sword. Asterix arrives, and the two fight, with Asterix winning. Influenza is impressed, while Tremensdelirius, swearing revenge, goes to the Laudanum Roman camp and finds his old friend Egganlettus serving as an aide-de-camp under the local centurion (as he found retirement boring and signed up for another 20 years). With his support, Tremensdelirius makes an official request to the centurion to restore his land. The centurion is reluctant to face the Gauls, but the veterans threaten to report him to Caesar, and he agrees to prepare a military attack with the new weapons they have.
The following day, Influenza expresses her admiration to Asterix, making the jealous Obelix feel betrayed. Asterix attempts to warn everyone about Tremensdelirius, but his warning falls on deaf ears. Hence, Asterix decides to investigate and discovers that the Romans are preparing siege weapons. The Romans see him, but are afraid to attack, allowing him to retreat and escape (as he has no magic potion with him to fight against them). His escape gives the Romans the belief that the Gauls can no longer resist the Romans, and makes them more confident.
Asterix returns to the village and attempts to warn them, but everyone gathers to witness the public debate between Vitalstatistix and Orthopaedix, until it is interrupted by rocks launched from the Roman catapults. Vitalstatistix begs for Getafix to give them magic potion, but the druid refuses, too disgusted by the Gaulish in-fighting. When Vitalstatistix asks for the druid to give magic potion to his rival instead, Getafix finally agrees to help them. The villagers manage to defeat the Romans, with Orthopaedix himself confronting Tremensdelirius and smashing Caesar’s gift on Tremensdelirius’s head.
The Gauls are reconciled following their victory. A much more confident Orthopaedix befriends his former rival, and decides to withdraw his claim for leadership and return to Lutetia, despite Angina’s objections. Impedimenta and Angina also become friends. Obelix is saddened that Influenza will be leaving with her parents but is reconciled with Asterix. The village then hosts a banquet.
This was quite amusing. The Gaulish village being sold to a roman and then traded to an innkeeper and the shenanigans as said innkeeper tries to become chief of the village. And the Romans think they have everything in the bag and attack the village with various new ranged weapons.
So of course that unites the Gauls, even the erstwhile Innkeeper and they trounce the romans with their magic potion and the innkeeper goes back to the city where he and his family were originally from. And everybody has a happy ending.
Man, the Romans, much like the pirates, just can’t catch a break. Of course, if they’d left well enough alone and not tried to get greedy by attacking the gaul’s village, the village might have split. But just like every other time, a roman incursion unites the fractious dolts and they just wallop the romans. It’s funny in small doses 🙂
The stories are formulaic and as long as you can take that, it’s great. But after reading One Piece Vol 41 earlier this week, I needed something light and that didn’t meander. A formula story works very well in that regards and I suspect part of my I enjoyed this as much as I did was just because of that contrast. I don’t read in a vacuum and how I’m feeling at the time can affect things. Life can affect things, people can affect thing, other books can affect things. So I note what I think is affecting me and move on. And as Chief Vitalstatistix so expressively says in this edition “And anyone who doesn’t like it can shove off!”. That man has a great way with words 😉
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Title: The Island Deception Series: Gateways to Alissia #2 Author: Dan Koboldt Rating: 3 of 5 Stars Genre: Fantasy Pages: 310 Words: 97K
From the Publishers
What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas. But what happens after you step through a portal to another world, well…
For stage magician Quinn Bradley, he thought his time in Alissia was over. He’d done his job for the mysterious company CASE Global Enterprises, and now his name is finally on the marquee of one of the biggest Vegas casinos. And yet, for all the accolades, he definitely feels something is missing. He can create the most amazing illusions on Earth, but he’s also tasted true power. Real magic.
He misses it.
Luckily—or not—CASE Global is not done with him, and they want him to go back. The first time, he was tasked with finding a missing researcher. Now, though, he has another task:
Help take Richard Holt down.
It’s impossible to be in Vegas…
Sigh. Quinn Bradley goes through the portal to the fantasy world and is supposed to be spying for his corporate masters, again. His secret goal is to learn real magic. What frustrated me was that he was enrolled in classes to learn magic and instead of allowing the teachers to break his resistance, continually tries to use his sleight of hand/magician skills and the tech from our world to fake it. It was like he didn’t actually WANT to learn magic. By the end of the book thankfully it was forced upon him but his resistance to the training made him look stupid to the reader and like a stubborn jackass. It detracted from the enjoyment for me.
Then you have Richard Holt, the guy who defected in the first book who is THE expert on this fantasy world. He has plans and plans to defend it against the corporate raiders. And everyone who we read about (in fairness they are employed and by the end of the book coerced by CASE Global) is on board with hunting Richard down. It was like no one even thought to question why he was doing this or to even ask themselves if maybe he had some justification for it. Nope, it was the Company Line straight down the page.
While not bad, the issues of Quinn acting so immature and the supposedly special forces people just blindly accepting what their civilian overseers state were enough to knock off half a star. I’ll be going into the third and final book with some VERY adjusted expectations.
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Title: Declaration of War Series: One Piece #41 Arc: Water Seven #10 Author: Eiichiro Oda Rating: 1.5 of 5 Stars Genre: Manga Pages: 227 Words: 10K
From Wikipedia:
“Response”
“Accepting the Challenge”
“The Girl They Called a Demon”
“Dereshi”
“Olvia”
“The Demons of Ohara”
“Ohara vs. the World Government”
“Saul”
“In Hopes of Reaching the Future”
“Declaration of War”
“Jump Toward the Waterfall!!”
The Straw Hats and CP9, and their two captives, face each other down. Nico Robin tries turning the crew away again, but when Monkey D. Luffy tells her that she can die as part of the crew instead, Robin experiences a flashback to her childhood. Raised on an island of archaeologists, Robin and the rest of the islanders attempt to discover the secret of the void century, a period in time that the government forbids anyone to know. To prevent knowledge of the void century from spreading, the island and its inhabitants (except Robin) are destroyed. Aokiji allows Robin to escape, challenging her to find friends and to live. Realizing that she had almost given up on both, Robin decides she wants to live with the rest of the Straw Hats. Touched by their words, Franky reveals that the blueprints CP9 have been searching are hidden on his person, but they are not that of Pluton, but an “opposing weapon” and he promptly destroys them, giving CP9 no further reason to keep him in custody.
We are treated to another extended flashback, this time to Robin Nico’s childhood and all the wah wah wah baggage she’s carrying. Because her mother abandoned her to find out about the poneglif. What really chapped my backside is that the mother doesn’t want Robin to the be “the daughter of a criminal” so she tells Robin she’s not her mother. As the island is under attack from the World Government and Buster Call (the One Piece Equivalent of a nuclear strike). So nobody is going to survive and the mother still denies to Robin that she is her mother. It made me sick.That’s like worrying about causing your child pain because of pulling out a splinter while some chainsaw wielding psycho is chasing said child. And I hate this kind of flash back, as I’ve said before. It absolutely destroys the pacing of the story and while it may fill in some chunks, it doesn’t advance the Main Story about Luffy becoming King of the Pirates.
THAT, and THAT ALONE should be Oda-sensei’s focus. And it is very obvious that he’s doing all he can to stretch out the main story with all this crappy bull caca back story. I swear, he’s as bad as Brandon Sanderson and his disgusting love affair with world building at the expense of everything else. At the ¾ mark I was just about ready to quit I was so disgusted with this.
But I kept reading.
And wished I hadn’t. Because the scholars who are researching the Ponegliff, which is the cause of the island getting the Buster Call, are one and all complete fething idiots. They are researching forbidden material but have no plan to relocate or save their works. They squawk and squawk about “oh, they just CAN’T burn history, it wouldn’t be right”. Ivory headed idiots without one brain that works in the real world. I know Oda-sensei is writing them this way on purpose, but it’s like authors who make their characters really dumb just to make the plot happen. There was no need for these scholars to die, or for all their works to be destroyed. It was lazy writing and I couldn’t get past it.
The end of the volume is back in the present and Robin decides she wants to live after all, so the Straw Hats all jump off of a cliff to save her.
But it was too late for me. This was not fun to read and I hate being taken away from the main story and I am going to consider if I actually want to continue this series. I quit reading this series once before because of the manga-ka’s proclivity towards selling the manga instead of telling the story and I was hoping I could get past that. This volume has shown me that I can’t. And from what others have said, these flashbacks continue.
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Title: Atomic Age Cthulhu Series: Cthulhu Anthology #10 Editor: Glynn Barrass & Brian Sammons Rating: 4 of 5 Stars Genre: Cosmic Horror Pages: 287 Words: 106K
Table of Contents:
Introduction
Bad Reception by Jeffrey Thomas
Unamerican by Cody Goodfellow
Fallout by Sam Stone
Eldritch Lunch by Adam Bolivar
Little Curly by Neil Baker
The Day the Music Died by Charles Christian
The Terror That Came to Dounreay by William Meikle
The Romero Transference by Josh Reynolds
It Came to Modesto by Ed Erdelac
Within the Image of the Divine by Bear Weiter
Yellow is the Color of the Future by Jason Andrew
Fears Realized by Tom Lynch
Professor Patriot and the Doom that Came to Niceville by Christine Morgan
Rose-Colored Glasses by Michael Szymanski
The Preserved Ones by Christopher M. Geeson
Putnam’s Monster by Scott T. Goudsward
Operation Switch by Pete Rawlik
Names on the Black List by Robert M. Price
The End of the Golden Age by Brian M. Sammons & Glynn Owen Barrass
This was a great collection of Cthulhu mythos stories set during the 1950’s and ranged from the commies being Eldrich Horrors to the Eldrich Horrors taking over America so THEY could fight the commies. In most of the stories any commies got what was coming to them.
This was on track for being a 4.5star rating, but I ran into 2 stories that made that impossible.
The first one, Eldrich Lunch, almost made me quit the book. It was vile, and brought to mind my reaction to Lapvona last month. It really made me question if I was being hypocritical or not. I don’t think so for two reasons. First, the story was meant to be vile. Cosmic Horror is meant to have that edge. Second, it was just that one story and not the entire book. Quantity does matter. But it made me want to be much more careful about how I judge others for the books they read in the future. I’m still going to judge the heck out of the books and possibly the authors, but the people reading and praising them, I can at least keep my mouth shut.
The second story, Yellow is the Color of the Future, was obviously a King in Yellow story. My hopes skyrocketed. Sadly, they were dashed even before my real reasons for disliking the story came into play. Some sad sack of a movie producer finds the play The King in Yellow and a friend reads it and they decide to film it. The character playing the King gets possessed and is preparing to use the movie to enter our world and rule it. The sad sack producer figures out how to stop him and destroys the film. Happily Ever After. No. There are NO happily ever after’s in a good KiY story. Because even when you win against the King, you still end up losing. That’s what I appreciated so much about The Yellow Sign, that author understood that conundrum and wrote it well. And a movie producer? Come on, those guys don’t have a working brain cell, much less a whole brain, to be able to fight against the Horror of the King. That would be like Petunia Pig taking down a Gundam, bare handed. Inconceivable!
Fallout, on the other hand, was an excellent story. It follows a teen boy who’s about to turn 16 who is living in an American Dream. His family, no, the whole town is well off and doing well beyond imagination. Sure, his dad built a bunker in the backyard that gives the teen the heeby jeebies, but you gotta be prepared right? Turns out, the town has made a pact to offer their first borns on their 16th birthday for wealth and prosperity. It ends well too, with the boy being sacrificed and one of the people who threw him into the fallout shelter saying something like “next month is my Suzie’s 16th”. Cosmic Horror for the win!
To polish things off, I’d just like to take a second and talk about the editors, Glynn Barrass and Brian Sammons. So far, I have had very good luck for books edited by Barrass. Unlike Joshi, he doesn’t seem to have his head stuck up his fundament and instead focuses on telling stories that fans want to read. I like that attitude and I am beginning to recognize his name. If I see his name on a cover, chances are good I’m going to eventually pick up that book. More importantly, I’m probably going to enjoy it. Sammons, I don’t know. I’ll see if he shows up in other books that I end up enjoying.
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Title: The Black Master Series: The Shadow #8 Authors: Maxwell Grant Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars Genre: Crime Fiction Pages: 174 Words: 82K
From the Publisher & Bookstooge.blog
Five die and many are injured when Wall Street is bombed, followed by Grand Central Station and the subway entrance at Columbus Circle. When a reporter for The Classic claims to have information on the bomber’s identity, the office explodes. As the death toll rises, The Shadow races to uncover who is the bomber known as The Black Master.
Turns out the Blackmaster is a german scientist who had a sister back in the day. Said sister married an American and died from starvation. The american went on to become a multi-millionaire and the Black Master has decided that HE is the one to mete out justice for his sister’s death. If a multitude of New Yorker’s must die in the process, that is a price the Black Master is willing to pay.
The Shadow is not a big fan of this course of action and sets himself in opposition. Of course he wins and destroys the Black Master, who was also a crime fighter helping the police with his new fangled german “criminal psychology”.
First things first. This is not some filthy urban fantasy erotica porn. I mention this because I am reading the Shadow omnibuses and so have to search out the individual titles to find the covers, pages, etc. The crap I had to wade through was not right. I ended up searching for ISBN 9780450027420 to get the correct info. So use that, not the title if you’re ever searching this out.
Second thing. This gave me YUUUUGE 9/11 vibes. New York was getting bombed and there was panic in the newspaper and speculation was rife and nobody knew what was going on. It reminded me exactly of my experience on 9/11. I was working and the radio was going nuts. There were “reports” of bombs going off in cars, of bombs going off in garbage cans, of “sporadic gunfire”. The *&^%%% media didn’t know what was going on and they let their speculation run rampant and increased the panic. Until the plane hit the towers, nobody actually KNEW what was happening. That sense of bewilderment was spot on. Of course, in this novel everybody just goes back to normal the next day and life carries on.
Thirdly, the Crime Fighting Psychologist. Come on, I mean, really? As soon as it was revealed that he was german and profiled criminals, it was painfully obvious he was the Black Master. And if that comes as a spoiler to you, shame on you for being so gullible. It reminded me of the first episode in the Sherlock tv show with Benedict Cumberbatch and one of the police officers, who is not a fan of Sherlock, tells Watson that someday Sherlock will get bored of solving crimes and begin committing then. That is the exact vibe I got from Dr Proffessor Germano (yeah, yeah, whatever, who remembers his real name anyway?) and so as soon as he was introduced he had a big fat arrow pointing to him screaming “Dah Black Meister!”
Now, with all of that being said, I still enjoyed the daylights out of this story. The Black Master was a very worthy adversary for the Shadow and gave him a good run for his money. When a villain seeks to go head to head against the Shadow in a game of mental manipulation, you know he’s not just some thug with a .38 police special.
And Harry Vincent gets his brain blasted by the Black Master and his magic crystal ball. Sadly, we all know he’ll recover and show up in future books. I would have liked to see his drooling corpse slumped against a wall. Oh well, not every story can be a completely Happily Ever After.
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Title: Order to Kill Series: Mitch Rapp #15 Author: Kyle Mills Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars Genre: Thriller Pages: 324 Words: 101K
From the Publisher and Bookstooge.blog
In the next thrilling novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling Mitch Rapp series, the anti-terrorism operative heads to Pakistan to confront a mortal threat he may not be prepared for. In fact, this time he might have met his match.
Mitch Rapp is used to winning.
But in this follow-up to #1 New York Times bestselling The Survivor, the CIA operative finds himself chasing false leads from continent to continent in an effort to keep Pakistani nukes from falling into the hands of terrorists. Together with friend and colleague Scott Coleman, Rapp struggles to prevent the loss of these lethal weapons, particularly because Russia is also interested in the nukes, though not for the same reason as Rapp and Coleman.
Soon, it becomes alarmingly clear that the forces in Moscow are bent on fomenting even more chaos and turmoil in the Middle East, and Rapp must go deep into Russian territory, posing as an American ISIS recruit. There, he uncovers a plan much more dangerous and insidious than he ever expected, one that could have far-reaching and catastrophic consequences.
At the same time, a younger assassin is hired to take out Rapp. The problem for Rapp is that this younger guy is even better than Rapp was at that age. So Rapp has to deal with a faster, more agile version of himself AND a bunch of ISIS jihadists who want to dirty nuke the oil fields of Saudi Arabia.
Being Mitch Rapp, he does it and he woos the widow of the man who tried to kill him in the previous books. Now there’s a lady who can handle Mitch Rapp.
Well, Kyle Mills has definitely made Mitch Rapp his own character and it’s slightly different from the version Vince Flynn created. And not for the better. This Rapp is angrier without cause and has a lot less control of his words and temper. I haven’t watched the movie “American Assassin” yet, but from the reviews of it, the version of Mitch Rapp in the movie is much more like the Kyle Mills version than the Vince Flynn version.
Confused yet? Yeah, it’s a mess and it is not making me enjoy this series more.
At the same time, this was a great story. I mean, dirty nukes and Russian hitmen and ISIS terrorists and a take no prisoners secret agent who is kicking all of their butts. How can you not enjoy that?
So I’m going to take a break from Kyle Mills and “his” Mitch Rapp for a couple of months and come back when I feel like I can treat it like a new character and series. I’ve also taken Vince Flynn’s name out of the info box and am not using his name as an author tag for this series either.
I am just waiting for some Fae Lord to walk out from among the pillars and claim the throne. Or maybe, just maybe, I will claim the throne. Dangerous Fae or Unpredictable Mage of Shadow, whose Refuge will this be?
