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Title: Asterix and Caesar’s Gift
Series: Asterix #21
Authors: Goscinny & Uderzo
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Comics
Pages: 53
Words: 3K
From Wikipedia:
Having completed twenty years of service in the Roman Army, veteran legionaries Tremensdelirius and Egganlettus await their honesta missio (Latin: honorary discharge) in the morning, but that night a drunk Tremensdelirius insults Julius Caesar and gets arrested. When Caesar is informed of Tremensdelirius’s mishap, he decides to play a practical joke on him. Caesar awards a “special gift” to Tremensdelirius: Asterix’s village in Armorica, the only territory of Gaul not yet conquered by the Roman legions. Tremensdelirius sees little merit in a gift he cannot drink and winds up exchanging the gift for wine and food at an inn in Arausio, owned by Orthopaedix.
Orthopaedix, his wife Angina and daughter Influenza arrive at the village only to be disappointed to find it already inhabited, and that Caesar does not own the village at all (making the gift worthless). With no place to go, Angina berates her husband for selling their inn to travel to Armorica. Vitalstatistix overhears the conversation and decides to offer Orthopaedix a building to open a new inn. Obelix soon has a crush on Influenza, while Geriatrix doesn’t welcome Orthopaedix and his family, regarding them as outsiders. The villagers attend the new inn’s opening night, but Vitalstatistix’s wife Impedimenta and Angina start arguing about who owns the village. A fight ensues and the inn is trashed as a result.
The next morning, a bruised Orthopaedix is ready to leave and return to Lutetia, his hometown, but Angina wants to have revenge on Impedimenta and makes a claim to the leadership of the village on behalf of her husband. Vitalstatistix, shocked, has Cacofonix obtain an opinion poll of the villagers and learns that aside from Geriatrix, the villagers don’t really care, until Vitalstatistix makes a few remarks that offends some of the villagers, making them go to the other side. A political race starts, and Geriatrix thinks Vitalstatistix is weak and tries to stand for Chief himself. Asterix becomes worried that internal conflict could benefit the Romans. Meanwhile, Tremensdelirius arrives at the village to visit Orthopaedix, explains that since their last meeting he unsuccessfully tried all kinds of trade and he wants his land back, since he is in fact not allowed to sell the land. When the family refuses, he draws his sword. Asterix arrives, and the two fight, with Asterix winning. Influenza is impressed, while Tremensdelirius, swearing revenge, goes to the Laudanum Roman camp and finds his old friend Egganlettus serving as an aide-de-camp under the local centurion (as he found retirement boring and signed up for another 20 years). With his support, Tremensdelirius makes an official request to the centurion to restore his land. The centurion is reluctant to face the Gauls, but the veterans threaten to report him to Caesar, and he agrees to prepare a military attack with the new weapons they have.
The following day, Influenza expresses her admiration to Asterix, making the jealous Obelix feel betrayed. Asterix attempts to warn everyone about Tremensdelirius, but his warning falls on deaf ears. Hence, Asterix decides to investigate and discovers that the Romans are preparing siege weapons. The Romans see him, but are afraid to attack, allowing him to retreat and escape (as he has no magic potion with him to fight against them). His escape gives the Romans the belief that the Gauls can no longer resist the Romans, and makes them more confident.
Asterix returns to the village and attempts to warn them, but everyone gathers to witness the public debate between Vitalstatistix and Orthopaedix, until it is interrupted by rocks launched from the Roman catapults. Vitalstatistix begs for Getafix to give them magic potion, but the druid refuses, too disgusted by the Gaulish in-fighting. When Vitalstatistix asks for the druid to give magic potion to his rival instead, Getafix finally agrees to help them. The villagers manage to defeat the Romans, with Orthopaedix himself confronting Tremensdelirius and smashing Caesar’s gift on Tremensdelirius’s head.
The Gauls are reconciled following their victory. A much more confident Orthopaedix befriends his former rival, and decides to withdraw his claim for leadership and return to Lutetia, despite Angina’s objections. Impedimenta and Angina also become friends. Obelix is saddened that Influenza will be leaving with her parents but is reconciled with Asterix. The village then hosts a banquet.
This was quite amusing. The Gaulish village being sold to a roman and then traded to an innkeeper and the shenanigans as said innkeeper tries to become chief of the village. And the Romans think they have everything in the bag and attack the village with various new ranged weapons.
So of course that unites the Gauls, even the erstwhile Innkeeper and they trounce the romans with their magic potion and the innkeeper goes back to the city where he and his family were originally from. And everybody has a happy ending.
Man, the Romans, much like the pirates, just can’t catch a break. Of course, if they’d left well enough alone and not tried to get greedy by attacking the gaul’s village, the village might have split. But just like every other time, a roman incursion unites the fractious dolts and they just wallop the romans. It’s funny in small doses 🙂
The stories are formulaic and as long as you can take that, it’s great. But after reading One Piece Vol 41 earlier this week, I needed something light and that didn’t meander. A formula story works very well in that regards and I suspect part of my I enjoyed this as much as I did was just because of that contrast. I don’t read in a vacuum and how I’m feeling at the time can affect things. Life can affect things, people can affect thing, other books can affect things. So I note what I think is affecting me and move on. And as Chief Vitalstatistix so expressively says in this edition “And anyone who doesn’t like it can shove off!”. That man has a great way with words 😉
★★★✬☆
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