I was never the type of player who could strategize well enough to take advantage of a card like this. Knowing what my opponent had never gave me enough to turn the game to my favor. Black had a lot of cards that would allow you to force your opponent to discard, which this card would synergize with quite well, but I never played black back in the day either, so I was STILL out of luck :-D
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Title:
Starfishers Series: Starfishers #2 Author:
Glen Cook Rating: 3 of 5 Stars Genre:
SF Pages: 211 Words: 72K
The
boy narrator from the previous book is now just one of two undercover
agents for Luna Command, the military machine of humanity. They have
infiltrated a Starfisher world ship to discover its secrets for all
of humanity. The Sangaree, the humanoid aliens also from the previous
book, have also sent their own undercover agent. She ends up outing
BenRabi and Mouse but they for some inexplicable reason don’t out
her. This allows her to get a Sangaree Clan fleet to attack the world
ship and then there’s some space sharks (I’m not kidding) and
there’s big battles, blah, blah, blah.
The
whole time BenRabi has been having an existential crisis and he’s
as whiny as a 15 year old. It gets real old real fast. I wanted to
slap him across the face so many times and tell him to grow up and
stop being such a baby. Why Cook chose to write him this way is
beyond me.
In
the end BenRabi chooses to abandon Luna Command and join in with the
Starfishers. Which is what they also wanted. However, Mouse is Luna
Commands long term bullyboy BenRabi going over was all part of his
plan. Aye yi yi.
This
wasn’t a waste of my time and I actually enjoyed this a tiny bit
more than the first book, but my goodness, BenRabi made it very hard
to enjoy the story. It almost seems like Cook is deliberately writing
his SF to be as unpalatable as possible. Why, I have zero idea. Maybe
Cook has a split personality and the side that wrote SF hated
everybody, but especially the people who read his SF? OR! Cook didn’t
actually write his SF. He subcontracted it out to guy named Vladimir
Gonzalez from China who only wrote in Bavarian and then used a corgi
to re-translate it into english. Hey, that works for me! It neatly
explains everything.
The REAL Glen Cook
★★★☆☆
From
the Publisher
Starfish:
Treasure troves of power. They were creatures of fusion energy,
ancient, huge, intelligent, drifting in herds on the edge of the
galaxy, producing their ambergris, the substance precious to man and
the man-like Sangaree alike. In deep, starless space the herds were
protected by the great harvestships of the Seiners, or Starfishers -
the independent, non-Confederation people who dared to skirt the
deadly boundaries of Stars' End and battle the Sangaree. It is with
them on the harvestship Danion that Confederation agents Mouse Storm
and Moyshe BenRabi have to fly and fight, probing mystery and myth.
And where BenRabi, man of many names, must surrender his dreams and
his mind itself to the golden dragons of space and their shepherds,
the gathering... Starfishers.
I have been using ereaders since
‘08. However, in 2017 I bought a Kindle
Oasis. It was everything I wanted in an ereader. It was small and
light enough to hold comfortably in one hand. It had a warm front
light so I didn’t need to sit directly under a lamp to see what I
was reading. It worked with Calibre without a hitch. Most
importantly, it had BUTTONS. I hate touching a screen when I am
reading. Mainly because I half the time I am eating and my fingers
might be greasy, etc. Thus, for the last 7 ½ years I have enjoyed
ereading bliss. Sadly, the battery is beginning to wear out on the
Oasis (it has the bulk of the battery in the cover) and I have to
charge it twice a week now (when I first bought it, it would last
from 7-10 days on a charge). It has also begun to show signs of
software degradation as well as hardware degradation (screen might
take a double tap to select something, or a button will have to be
pressed several times to get it to respond). I realized it was time
to get a new ereader.
The
landscape has changed dramatically since ‘17 though. Amazon no
longer makes an ereader with buttons. They have also begun seriously
locking down their kindle devices in much the same way that Apple has
screwed their Iwhatever users over. So a new kindle wasn’t an
option this time around. In fact, most ereader makers had stopped
making devices with buttons. I ended up going with the Pocketbook
Era, a device from ‘22 that still had buttons.
I
knew there would be a learning curve and I had hoped that any issues
would all fall into that category. One positive thing from the
get-go was that I didn’t need to register the device or create an
account at Pocketbook to use the Era, unlike any kindle device. I
created my various collections (series or authors) and then began
moving books onto the device from Calibre. I only moved a couple at
first, as I didn’t know how things would go and I am glad I started
small.
My
first, and probably biggest, issue with the Era was that I couldn’t
go into a collection and then add multiple books to it. Everything on
the Era is built around books as individual files and how everything
is handled is based on that. That meant that I had to select each
individual book and move it into the collection I wanted. That is
totally bassackwards! It was also incredibly frustating as I had to
do this for all 80’ish books. There is a plugin for Calibre called
Pocketbook Collections that was created to take care of this problem,
but most plugins are created by people who live this kind of stuff
and so what seems easy, commonsense and “duh” to the creators are
like calculus problems for the rest of us, while blindfolded. I gave
it 10min of my time and then gave up. I was already frustrated and
trying to do something “more” while frustrated would just lead to
more frustrations. So I moved each individual book into its proper
collection, one by *&^% one. I will not do that again. Which
means I will have to conquer the plugin. I’ve conquered other
Calibre plugins, so I know I can conquer this one too. The slight
hitch is that I have recently quit Mobileread.com (where the Calibre
and plugin help forums are) because I told someone from Massachusetts
to step in front of a bus. That’s not acceptable behavior and so I
closed down my account so there wouldn’t be any repeats of it. I
can’t act like that and I won’t accept it in myself. But that
means its up to me and my pal Google (the lying piece of trash) to
figure this thing out. I will, albeit very slowly. But I work best in
first gear anyway. It’s just annoying when you know you could be
going 60mph.
So
everything was loaded up and I got the light settings how I wanted,
the text size and spacing just how I wanted and the margins how I
wanted. I was good to go! Then I experienced the second issue. The
bleeping buttons, of all things. They were not the softpress buttons
like all of the kindles I have used to date, but were much more
“haptic” (a hard press until it literally “clicks”) like the
Barnes and Noble Simple Touch of years gone by. The reason that is a
problem is that kind of hard pressing does a number on your thumb
after a while. Considering that I will read for hours at a time,
necessitating a LOT of button pushing, I could tell my thumb would
end up hurting after an hour or so. Now, the Era also has a touch
enabled screen so I could touch the screen, but I don’t like being
forced that way. That’s
it, my only problems. Both are surmountable and something I’ll get
use to. But for anyone thinking about the Era, they need to be aware
of those issues.
The
biggest thing I like about this Era is that it is bigger than my
Oasis. That means I can use the same font size and have more words on
the page to read. And the Era actually weighs a little less. More
words on the page means more reading between page turns, which adds
up to more time reading overall. While it might only mean an extra
minute or two per book, given the number of books I read per year
means an extra book or two per year. That’s not a lot and for some
people it would mean nothing but that they are worrying about
numbers. But I LIKE to read and getting the opportunity to read even
one extra book a year is a wonderful thing.
As
I begin to use the Era on a full time basis, I’m sure I’ll
stumble over other negatives and positives. But this is my reader now
and I’ll simply have to accept those for the quirks they are.
The time change here in the US happened this past weekend. "Springing" forward always does a number on me, but man, this time around, it hit me harder than it ever has before. It also messed Mrs B up too. I ended up waking up Sunday morning at 9:45am (I'm usually up at 5am) and that was when Mrs B finally got to sleep. Needless to say, we didn't go to church that morning. Of course, church was having issues with their equipment so there was no livestream.
The discombobulation continued throughout the week. Several days I fell asleep before 8pm and then woke up at 2am. THAT made for some miserable work days. But to balance things out, it was mostly sunny and warm! No snow shoes, hurrrahhh! That made my mood much better. I am hoping to reset my internal clock this weekend.
I also bought a box of Twinkies. That really helped my mood :-D Sugar and fat sure do taste yummy.
My reading has been really off. Sleeping such odd hours has made it almost impossible to focus on reading for hours on end like I'm used to. The flip side of that is that I've been able to do a bit of blogging. I'm fully 3 weeks ahead with some extra random days in April already done. That makes me feel good.
Speaking of feeling good. I am in a much better place than last month but I'm still pretty fragile. Kind of like I'd gotten a wound over winter and it has finally scabbed over and begun healing under the surface. Unfortunately, I've still got a couple of situations ahead of me that might just rip the scab off and force me to start healing all over again. But I hope it goes better than my pessimistic self believes :-)
I just want to have enough energy to read again. I think that will be my goal for the next two weeks.
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Title:
The Courageous Exploits of Doctor Syn Series:
Doctor Syn #6 Author: Arthur Russell Thorndike Rating:
3 of 5 Stars Genre: Historical Fiction Pages:
199 Words: 75K
Somehow
I misnumbered the series and got ahead of myself with this book. I
didn’t notice a thing though, so I suspect the episodic nature of
this series insulates it from problems like that.
I
have NO idea why this is called “The Courageous Exploits…”.
There’s nothing courageous about a smuggler of liquor out to avoid
taxes. We also find out that when one of the Dymchurch gang disagrees
with the Scarecrow, if they aren’t killed, they and their family
are exiled to an island off the coast of France where one of the
Scarecrow’s suppliers lives in luxury. They have a decent life too,
but that is where their life is going to stay. It’s always good to
be reminded that Doctor Syn was the pirate captain Clegg and he’s
as hard and unrelenting now as the Scarecrow as he ever was as Clegg.
Syn
has his usual adventures with traitors and new authority figures.
Thankfully, there seems to be no new romance on the horizon. That is
good because we all know it wouldn’t turn out well and the poor
woman would just die or be killed or kidnapped and killed or
something that would end with “She’s daid Jim”.
★★★☆☆
From
Wikipedia
In
1781, Doctor Syn continues his adventures as the Scarecrow of Romney
Marsh, foiling all attempts to catch him and to break up
the Dymchurch smugglers.
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Title:
The Wild Adventures of Cthulhu Vol 1 Series: Cthulhu Anthology
#21 Editor: Will Murray Rating: 3 of 5
Stars Genre: Cosmic Horror Pages:
199 Words: 66K
Will Murray wrote Cthulhu short stories
for various magazines and collections and they all had the
overarching element of being connected by an organization that was
trying to prevent the intrusion of the elder gods into our dimension.
Each story was standalone, not necessarily dependent on previous
stories OR future stories and if one story contradicted how our world
ended, it didn’t matter, because what did matter was that the elder
gods WOULD break through, period.
I had only read one of these stories
before, so the novelty of them all was pretty good. My usual
complaint occurred, which didn’t surprise me. One of the top men of
the top secret organization (CEES? I can’t remember what ridiculous
thing it was called. It made sense when reading but as soon as I
stopped I simply forgot because it had no real world application) was
a devout Christian and when the elder gods broke into our world and
were eradicating humanity, said leader went insane, spouted some
specific blasphemies about God and Jesus and then blew his head off
with his service pistol. What concerned me about it was that it
didn’t concern me.
I am thinking that I have gotten too
used to such things, and that isn’t good. So I’ve got one more
Cthulhu anthology on my ereader and once I’ve read that, I’m
going to take a break from the cosmic horror for the rest of the
year. Let my standards reset to what they should be. Repeated
exposure to blasphemy is doing what it always does, it dulls and I
refuse to accept that in my life.
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Title:
The Lost and the Lurking Series: Silver John
#3 Author: Manly Wade Wellman Rating:
3 of 5 Stars Genre: Folk Fantasy Pages:
178 Words: 56K
Silver
John is tasked by the gubbamint to investigate a town. Turns out the
entire town is in thrall to a witch woman and she has BIG plans.
John
does his usual self-effacing thing, calls on demonic powers (but
supposedly benign) and ends up letting a black preacher save the
souls of Wolver when the witch woman accidentally kills herself.
Yeah,
this story was about evil devouring itself. John does very little,
just a nudge here and there. Exactly as in the previous two novels.
The
only difference here is that Wellman lets his politics peek through
for just a couple of sentences. I was disappointed in him for doing
so because he hadn’t done so before. It felt very whiny.
I
gave this the same rating as the previous Silver John stories because
it was a template and just like the previous ones. As long as you can
deal with that aspect of these stories, then you’ve nothing to fear
from diving into this series.
I
usually like to include the covers for these, but I simply couldn’t
find one that was even halfway decent. The big ones were just smaller
versions stretched out and pixelated OR they were pictures of an old
paperback with all the attendant damage an old book cover has. That’s
actually what I’m using here but with it being smaller it isn’t
so noticeable.
★★★☆☆
From
the Publisher and Bookstooge
Country
folk, especially backcountry folk, are like to be a mite suspicious
of strangers. But a plain man with a civil manner and no highfalutin
airs can count on a neighborly reception from simple, decent people,
so when the natives of Wolver looked to be fixing to whale on Silver
John, he reckoned maybe it wasn't the sleepy little hamlet it seemed.
But then, if it was, he had no business there anyhow.
The man
who picked the guitar with the silver strings had seen some doings in
this mountain country, and had a reputation with some almighty
powerful souls, not all of them flesh and blood. So when the
government got curious about the goings-on in Wolver, it wasn't so
strange that they should have asked Silver John to see what he could
see, nor at all peculiar that the wanderer had shouldered his pack
and his guitar and hiked up the trace of a road to take a
gander.
Wolver had a desolated look, from the smoking trash
piles outside the town to the tumbledown ruined church. The children
in the grimy yards stared at him dully, while their elders ignored
him or watched him with undisguised hostility. John had no quarrel
with them, but it sure looked like they were set on picking one with
him.
With
Tiphaine the witchwoman in talks with foreign agents to bring down
the United States, John must call on all his arcane knowledge to not
only save the deceived people of Wolver and his own life, but the
American Way of Life itself.
Hey look at that, the Foglio's can draw something that isn't all cartoony and jiggly! Color me surprised. I wouldn't have guessed that in a million years. Of course, back in the day I never paid attention to who the artists are anyway. That's changing as I'm doing these posts though.
It is time to once again celebrate that Authorial Recluse, Mr Zip. Mr Zip is turning 40 this month and that is something worth celebrating. Heck, he's older than my little sister for goodness sake!
This is as far into "The Jungle" as Mr Zip ever wants to explore. Give him concrete and pavement any day! Plus, all the accoutrements of civilization.
Point in case. You will NEVER find a Mr Mac's in the deepest darkest jungles of Africa or the Amazon. Mr Zip has never looked, but he's pretty sure it is the case. He's also never looked on the Moon OR Mars, but he's pretty sure there aren't any Mr Macs there either. Mr Zip is one smart monkey!
Besides, all Mr Zip has to do is traipse the couple of feet over to the oven and voila, there is a Deluxe Hamburger mac-n-cheese. It's almost like magic. And it tastes better than magic too, guaranteed!
Once he's stuffed himself and is about to enter a food coma, Mr Zip likes to go to his favorite haunt and just chill. Bookshelves are the place to be for Mr Zip and it's about all he's actually up for these days anyway. Mr Zip is feeling his age and wants some warm food, a comfortable place to sit and an uninterrupted snooze, preferably 2-3 days at a time.
Mr Zip wasn't always such a sedate, comfortable bachelor. Back in his hey-day, he was tearing up the carpets like you wouldn't believe. He also got hitched. Yes, you read that right, Mr Zip was married.
She was a blonde haired temptress from the Cabbage Patch clan. While both she and Mr Zip were just reaching their majority (they were both a couple of months old by that time), it was obvious that this Romance was Meant To Be. A lavish wedding was thrown by the entire First Grade class at school and unending bliss was just ahead, or so they thought. But forces beyond their control tore them apart and they were destined to never see each other again. After that, Mr Zip swore that his heart was a stone and he would never love another. It is a vow he has kept to this day.
Thankfully, Mr Zip has made friends over the years. Of course, when he first met Jimbo the Desperado, nobody was sure if it was going to be friendship or a bloodbath. It could have easily gone either way.
Thankfully, they bonded over their shared love of the book Grumpy Monkey. Now they're best buds as they occupy their own favorite niches on the bookshelves.
Of course, once Mr Zip wakes up from his 3day long nap, he needs a little pick-me-up. Thankfully, he's as fond of energy drinks as I am. Down the hatch! He hasn't exploded yet from that much caffeine.
Then it is time for some light reading. This decade it is the Complete Works of Shakespeare. Mr Zip ain't no rube from the turnip farm after all!
Mr Zip has enjoyed his time with you all, but now he says "Shove off". You heard the monkey!
I
know the pictures make this look a good bit purple’ish, but in real
life, it’s a much more dark blue. This was one of Paperblanks “Old
Leather” collections, where they had various colors and tried to
simulate that look of scuffed leather. If you look at the big
picture versions, you’ll see all those “scuff” marks and
recognize “old leather”. Of course, it’s not actually scuffed
and it’s not old leather, but it sure does look like it. I had some
old leather book marks once that had those same kind of scorings and
beatings just from getting moved around and pressed. That’s what
leather does after all, takes a beating and keeps on enduring. From
the name you can tell they were trying to be clever. I’ll give them
points for trying anyway.
The
Old Leather Collection had several beautiful options, but sadly,
Paperblanks only carried three that had the flap on the front, all
the rest were open edged and were closed by an elastic band. That’s
just not acceptable to me. It’s not aesthetically acceptable (as
they would not match all the rest of my paperblank journals that DO
have a flap closure) and it’s not privacy acceptable to me. Should
my journal fall out of my bag in a public place, I know that flap
will keep it closed and if someone picks it up, they won’t be able
to see anything of what I wrote. It’s not so much that I’m
concerned as I just value my privacy, even in such little things.
In
one of the previous journal posts, Lashaan (from Roars and Echoes)
asked if I would ever consider buying a boatload of just one style of
journal and using that for years and years. I had never thought of
things in that light and I had to sit back and give it a think. I
wouldn’t want one of the Embellished Manuscripts, where they are
highlighting an author and a particular work, because after 2-5 years
I’d get tired of that. It would have to be a design oriented
journal that I could just look at and enjoy. Or something plain that
didn’t challenge me on an artistic level at all. A journal like
this one is very close that ideal of plainness. But not quite. After
two of these in a row, I’d go quietly insane and likeAbdul
Alhazred the Mad Arab, I’d
probably end up writing the Bookstoogenomicom, that most evil,
alluring and world ending book. And ain’t NOBODY got time for that
any more.