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Title:
Lair of Bones
Series: Runelords #4
Author:
David Farland
Rating: 2 of 5 Stars
Genre:
Fantasy
Pages: 396
Words:
147K
Publish: 2003
This
(almost) 400 page book takes place in just three days, yes, that is
right, three days. I also realized that this entire end of the world
epic fantasy only took about six months from start to finish. I don’t
know if Farland was reacting against the time frame experienced in
the Wheel of Time books. Those take years from beginning to end and
the world of the Wheel has time to prepare as best they can to face
the end. Here, The End is right there, in their face, bammo!
One
thing about Farland’s writing, that I’ve mentioned before, is how
he’ll spend an inordinate amount of time on useless descriptions of
the setting but only give one sentence to big, huge, impactful
things. I just found out in this book, by ONE bleeding sentence, that
the planet itself was moving closer to the sun! Maybe that was
obliquely referred to in the previous books, but it sure didn’t
have any impact on the weather or the characters and it (insert your
choice of pejorative) should have! I almost quit the book when I read
that sentence because it ticked me off so bad. Besides not actually
finishing this series, I can see why Farland never became a big name
in Fantasy. His writing sucks. Personally, “I” think the only
reason his books sold at all were because of the Darryl Sweet covers,
which was the same guy who did the Wheel of Time books so everyone
thought they were going to get the same kind of story. Ha, the joke
is on us, poor schlubs.
I
am glad I read these, just so I know what it was about. This was one
of those series that I grew up with but hadn’t ever bothered to
read and now that is rectified. But I’ll read no more in the series
(there is another story arc of 3 or 4 books before Farland kicked the
bucket) and I’ll never re-read these. I clap the dust off of my
metaphorical sandals on his grave and go my way.
Grumpy
Level 1000 achieved!
★★☆☆☆
From
Wikipedia
In
order to save mankind and all life on Earth, Gaborn is charged by the
Earth to descend into the underworld and confront the One True
Master, ruler of the Reavers. Taking Binnesman, Averan, and Iome
with him, he seeks the Lair of Bones in the heart of the Reavers'
home. As he descends, Gaborn's powers grow as he takes many
endowments, vectored through his dedicates. Gaborn and his
companions follow the trail of the previous Earth King, Erden
Geboren, to its furthest, and when attacked by Reavers, they are
forced to leave Binnesman behind and press on without him.
Meanwhile,
Borenson and Myrrima venture into Inkarra in search
of Daylan Hammer, only to be captured and brought before King
Zandaros. The forces of Raj Ahten, fresh off their victory over the
Reavers, march north to Carris once more. Erin and Celinor meet
Celinor's father, King Anders, who claims to be the new Earth King
after Gaborn's loss of power, and they are forced to follow him south
into Mystarria. During all this, mysterious earthquakes and countless
falling stars herald the very world's shifting in the heavens, as the
chaotic forces of destruction seek to unmake the Earth, as the One
True Master attempts to bind the Rune of Desolation with the Runes of
the Inferno and the Heavens.
When
Averan is captured by a Reaver, Gaborn has no choice but to leave
Iome behind and press forth on his own. Eventually, he reunites with
Averan, Iome, and the wylde, and he begins slaying dedicate Reavers
of the One True Master. Meanwhile, Borenson and Myrrima escape
Inkarra with the help of a Days named Sarka Kaul. They race
towards Carris, where they find the city fortified beyond belief in
anticipation of another attack by Reavers, this horde making the last
look small in comparison. Also near Carris are the massed armies of
Raj Ahten, Queen Lowicker of Beldinook, and King Anders of South
Crowden. Right before the Reaver attack, Binnesman arrives at Carris
to aid his fellow men for one last time.
In
the underworld, while Averan attempts to destroy the Rune of
Desolation, Gaborn battles the One True Master. With the battle
raging at Carris, Gaborn, with aid from the Earth, the wylde, and
Glories and with Iome slaying dedicate vectors to the One True
Master, is able to defeat the Reaver queen, and Averan, instead of
destroying the Rune of Desolation combines it with the four other
heavenly runes, creating a perfect rune to heal the Earth.
With
the One True Master's host dead, the remaining Reavers at the Battle
of Carris flee to the underworld, and the Earth transports Gaborn,
Iome, and Averan to the battlefield. Raj Ahten, seeing his chance to
finally kill Gaborn, rejects the Earth King's guidance and is
subsequently struck by an ensorcelled arrow, shot by Myrrima. Before
he can recover, Raj Ahten is attacked by dozens of Runelords,
who hack his body to pieces and throw him in the river, killing the
man and drowning the fire spirit within him. With the Earth no longer
in danger, peace comes over the land. Iome births her and Gaborn's
child, a son named Fallion, and Gaborn travels the land in service to
the Earth. The year is now longer by one day, which Gaborn
names Brotherhood Day.
(No easy link to the whole series because Farland doesn't deserve that much positive attention)