Monday, November 24, 2025

Jade Monolith - MTG 4E

 

I never used this card nor do I remember ever actually seeing it used.

What this brings to my mind now are scenes from the epic fantasy series, Malazan Book of the Fallen by Steven Erikson. In that massive series, jade statues play a significant role. In The Bonehunters (book 6), the world is bombarded with massive jade statues, which are an invasion force from another reality (I think). I wonder if there is a universal jade statue myth I'm not aware of that both the artist for this card and Erikson drew from? Otherwise, I'm going to say Erikson was totally influenced by this card. 


Sunday, November 23, 2025

12 Years and Counting

 

Ahhh, see that last part of that sentence, the part where it says "...the good blogging"? Yeah, I remember when Wordpress was about the bloggers. Pepperidge Farms remembers too!

Please excuse me as I stomp off and sulk in the corner...


Friday, November 21, 2025

SciFiMonth Friday Fives: Strange New Worlds

 

Today I participate for the first time in #Scifimonth2025. Each Friday they have a theme based around the number 5. Today's theme is Strange New Worlds: Places We'd Love to Visit. So while I hate traveling in real life, I am more than happy to travel in the books I read. So without further ado, here are five SF worlds I'd love to visit.

Prism. An intriguing world that I have visited five times since 2000. Sentenced to Prism is a wonderful standalone book by Alan Dean Foster that explores a world made of crystal instead of flesh and blood. The cover drew me in as a teenager in the 90's and now I find it to be like mashed potatoes, warm and comforting.

Otherland. Technically, this is/was a prototype virtual reality, but it is its own place. The Otherland Tetralogy by Tad Williams is some of my favorite SF to date. Considering my last re-read of it was back in 2011, it is about time to add it to the TBR pile again :-D

Spatterjay. A world infested by a virus that turns you into an immortal, nigh indestructible being. The downside is that you constantly want to eat everything, even other people and you can possibly (usually, sigh) go stark raving mad and have to be put down. But I've always wondered, could I handle the Spatterjay virus? Neal Asher shows us varying cases of failures and successes in his Spatterjay Trilogy.

The City World of Coruscant, the capital of the Star Wars galaxy. Michael Stackpole and Aaron Allston did a wonderful job of bringing Coruscant to life in their X-Wing books. Given my penchant for "paving the planet", I'd fit right in on Coruscant, a knock-off copy of Trantor. But most of Star Wars is a knock-off, if you know what you're looking for. And that's no knock on Star Wars ;-)

Dune, Arrakis, Rakis. The world of the giant sandworms, of the Spice, of Fremen, of continent sized dust storms. Frank Herbert created a modern classic with Dune, and while I am not sure I'd actually like to visit such a place, the very challenge of survival draws me in. 


Thursday, November 20, 2025

Groo’s Clothes (Groo the Wanderer #46) 3.5Stars

 

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Title: Groo’s Clothes
Series: Groo the Wanderer #46
Author: Sergio Aragones
Rating: 3.5 of 5 Stars
Genre: Comics
Pages: 25
Words: 2K
Publish: 1988



Groo is hungry and needs kopins. He accidentally sinks a boat and everyone starts telling him how smelly he is. After not taking a bath for weeks, wearing the same clothes for years, carrying two fish in his clothes for a day and sleeping in a pigpen, Groo can’t understand why no one will hire him. He proceeds to hit various people on the head and steal their clothes. This leads him to being mistaken for very non-Groo people, like a world famous architect, or a brain surgeon, with very predictable and Groo-like outcomes, hahahahaa. Groo eventually steals his own clothes back from a scarecrow. He is then hired by a mercenary and given kopins to go buy himself some new clothes, which he does. Only he forgets who hired him and wanders around the town asking people if they hired him. Some tough guys start making fun of his clothes, not realizing he is Groo. Groo attacks them, gets his clothes all cut up and then finds the mercenary who hired him and who demands why Groo didn’t buy himself some new clothes (the new clothes were all cut up in the fight with the toughs AND Groo fell into a pot or orange dye). Groo reacts as only Groo can and starts attacking everybody. Both armies race away from the fray for their lives.

The clothes that you see Groo wearing on the cover are the actual ones in the comic. And it only takes Aragones four pages to have Groo turn them back into his old clothes. Each step along the process made total sense, especially for Groo, and nothing about it felt forced or out of place. It was hilarious!

The page I’m showing for this comic is the one of Groo sleeping in the pigpen. It just struck my funny bone :-)


★★★✬☆



Tuesday, November 18, 2025

D is for Deadbeat (Kinsey Millhone #4) 3Stars

 

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Title: D is for Deadbeat
Series: Kinsey Millhone #4
Author: Sue Grafton
Rating: 3 of 5 Stars
Genre: Mystery
Pages: 209
Words: 72K
Publish: 1987



Ahhhh, Kinsey is just a stupid woman. Call me sexist, but while I can understand a man being stupid (because I usually understand the WHY of why he’s being stupid), I simply do not understand some, errrr, most of the things Kinsey does, I just don’t. What she reacts to, and how she reacts to those things, completely mystifies me. And not in an inscrutable way, but in a head scratching “WUUUUUT?!?” kind of way.

Which leads to you asking “But Master Bookstooge, WHY did you give this 3stars then?” That is very astute of you, oh useless student who I’ve taken pity on. Maybe once you’ve worked like a death slave for me for another four years you’ll understand the Mysterious Ways of Master Bookstooge.

Needless to say, I think I’m fast approaching Maximum Nopeage for this series. But today is not that day!

★★★☆☆


From Fandom

Kinsey Millhone receives a contract from ex-con Alvin Limardo to deliver a cashier's check for twenty-five thousand dollars to a fifteen-year-old boy named Tony Gahan. According to Limardo, Tony helped him through a tough time in his life, leaving Limardo indebted. However, when the retainer check Limardo made out to Kinsey for four hundred dollars bounces, she learns that Alvin Limardo is actually John Daggett, a man known by all and liked by few, and recently released from a local prison. He is also a bigamist. His first wife Essie's fanatical religious views have kept her married to Daggett, while Daggett, in disregard of his marital status, underwent a second marriage to Lovella on his release from prison, whom he has subjected to domestic abuse.

In her search to find Daggett and get her money back, she discovers that he was found dead on the beach only a few days after hiring her. Through Daggett's daughter Barbara, Kinsey learns that Tony Gahan was the sole survivor of a family killed in a car accident caused by Daggett, for which he received a conviction on charges of vehicular manslaughter. Tony's been a wreck since the death of his family, rarely sleeping and doing poorly in school. He now lives with his uncle and aunt, Ramona and Ferrin Westfall. Also killed in the accident was a friend of Tony's young sister, and a boy called Doug Polokowski, who had hitched a ride in the car. Kinsey tracks down an ex-con friend of Daggett's, Billy Polo, now living in a trailer park with his sister, Coral. Billy introduced Lovella to Daggett. Kinsey finds out that Doug Polokowski was Billy and Coral's brother. There's no shortage of people with a motive for Daggett's death, but the police are classifying it as an accident.

Kinsey discovers that shortly before his death Daggett was staggering about drunk at the marina in the company of a blonde woman in a green outfit. She sets out to discover which of the numerous blonde women in the case might be the killer. She also suspects that Billy Polo is not giving her the full truth about his involvement with Daggett, a suspicion confirmed when Coral finally levels with Kinsey and reveals him to be blackmailing someone he suspects of Daggett's killing. The blackmailer murders Polo at the beach, using Kinsey's own gun, stolen from her car a few days earlier. Coral also admits to scheming with Billy and Lovella to rob Daggett of money he had come by illicitly in prison, not knowing that Daggett had given the money to Kinsey to pass on to Tony.

The police investigating Billy's murder discover a home-made silencer used in the killing. Kinsey immediately recognises the towelling used as padding as coming from the Westfall household, and Ramona jumps to the top of her suspect list. This means confronting Tony, who has given Ramona an alibi for the time of Daggett's death. In pursuing Tony, Kinsey realises Tony himself, dressed as a woman in his aunt's wig, was actually the killer. He was also the one who stole her gun, and killed Billy Polo, who had recognized Tony at Daggett's funeral. Killing the man who killed his family has done nothing to ease Tony's torment, however, and he commits suicide by throwing himself off a building in front of Kinsey, despite her best effort to talk him down.


Monday, November 17, 2025

Ivory Tower - MTG 4E

 

This was another card, much like Howling Mine or Black Vise, that I really liked the idea of it, but could never actually make it work. The problem is that cards in your hand aren't doing anything and you need those cards to be out on the field, doing something. Sure, it's nice to get a little life, but all it takes is one Goblin Rock Sled smacking you and your life gain is nullified. And if you have 5 useless cards in your hand, then you probably built your deck wrong.

I am sure some game genius could have built a deck and made this work wonderfully, but I was not that genius. So I know I tried this a couple of times and the deck always fizzled and never won me a game. But that was the whole fun to be honest, trying out strategies to see if you could get something to work. As long as you didn't take losing, personally. 


Sunday, November 16, 2025

Tower Lord (A Raven’s Shadow #2) 1Star DNF@74%

 

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Title: Tower Lord
Series: A Raven’s Shadow #2
Author: Anthony Ryan
Rating: 1 of 5 Stars DNF@74%
Genre: Fantasy
Pages: 638 / 471
Words: 239K / 176K
Publish: 2014



Due to some of the moral subject matters brought up in this story, I decided to dnf this book and to add Ryan to my list of authors to avoid in the future. 
I am leaving the synopsis unhidden so this post isn't just 5 words long :-/

★☆☆☆☆


From Fandom.com

The book follows four POV characters, each with their own separate plot lines that overlap and interweave to tell the story: Vaelin Al Sorna, Frentis, Princess Lyrna Al Nieren, and new character Reva Mustor. The chapters are divided into sections, each proceeded by a first person narrative recounting from Lord Verniers, the Alpiran Imperial Chronicler (much like Blood Song). Lord Verniers is in the captivity of a high-ranking Volarian noble, who commands the army attacking Alltor, and his wife.

Vaelin returns to the Realm determined to reunite with his sister and find his lost brother Frentis. After he disembarks from a ship, presumably from the Alpiran Empire, he encounters Reva, who is given the task of retrieving the sword of the deceased Trueblade, her father Hentes Mustor. Reva detests him at first, but gradually accepts his companionship and training when Vaelin tells her he knows where the sword can be found. She is confused as to why he trains her when she plans to kill him, but the blood song tells him it will be necessary later. They travel together until by complete happenstance, they meet Vaelin's old sergeant turned traveling minstrel Janril Norin and his wife, Ellora. They eventually reach Varinshold, where Vaelin finds his sister Alornis and Alucius Al Hestian, a former soldier and companion to Princess Lyrna, residing in his family's old run-down estate.

Vaelin attempted to keep his return to the realm a secret until this point, but he has no choice but to reveal his identity to petition for his sister and their family estate. He meets with King Malcius and his queen, who apparently is not of the Faith, and swears his loyalty to them. He requests the opportunity to search for Brother Frentis, however the well-meaning but weak King Malcius Al Nieren has other ideas, and appoints him Tower Lord of the Northern Reaches. Vaelin is initially tempted to refuse, but the blood song tells him to accept. After he consults with Alornis' master, the famed artist Master Lenial, and brief meetings with Brother Caenis (now Brother Commander), Aspect Tendris al Forne and Aspect Arlyn, they depart for the North, much to the reluctance of Alornis. Along the way, Vaelin reveals the truth about the Trueblade's sword to Reva, telling her he doesn't know where the sword is. He tries to convince her to leave her old ways and join them as a true friend and sister, but her internal conflict overpowers her and she flees, now armed with great skill in combat due to Vaelin's training. Alornis, who grew fond of Reva, is upset about this, but Vaelin soothes over her anger by telling her his complete history, including the details of his blood song and how it instructed him to let her go. In the north, Vaelin proves himself a peacemaker among the many Dark gifted people, despite his reputation and their initial uncertainty and hostility towards him.

We follow Princess Lyrna on her journey as an ambassador to the High Priestess of the Lonak. Her journey opens her eyes to many things, she meets a minion of the One Who Waits and finally finds proof that the Dark exists. However, she has countless more new questions than answers.

Reva, the orphaned daughter of the Trueblade, has been pushed to seek revenge for her father’s death, but after an encounter with Vaelin she begins to question many facts about her life. When she foils an assassination attempt on her estranged uncle, the Fief Lord of Cumbrael, she finally breaks from her past, and finds a family and a future as heir to the Fief Lord.

And finally, Frentis is in fact alive, and finds himself magically enslaved by a mysterious woman on an assassination spree all across the world in preparation for a dark purpose. The purpose is finally revealed when Frentis’s journey ends in the Unified Realm where he is forced to kill King Malcius, triggering the massive invasion of the Realm by the Volarian Empire.

Vaelin learns of the invasion from his Blood Song, and gathers an eclectic army of North Guards, some gifted northerners, Eorhil horsemen, Seordah warriors, the remnants of the Realm Guard, and his old friends and former brothers Caenis and Nortah.

Meanwhile, Princess Lyrna is taken captive by the Volarians like many of her people, but no one knows who she is because her face was badly burned during the initial attack. Thanks to her shrewdness and intelligence, and a surprisingly friendly shark, she escapes to the Meldenean Islands, where she and the Shield destroy the Volarian fleet.

At last Frentis has escaped his magical enslavement, and fights a desperate guerrilla war against the Volarians, during which he finally learns who is the mysterious Aspect of the Seventh Order.

The action culminates at the siege of the Cumbraelin capital Alltor, where Reva fights a desperate defence of the city against the Volarian host. Just as Alltor seems lost, Vaelin and his host, and Princess Lyrna and her Meldenean fleet, arrive and crush the Volarians.

As she walks ashore after the victory, Princess Lyrna is recognised as the new Queen of the Unified Realm. Now all she needs to do is free Asreal from the enemy, deal with the traitorous Renfaelins, and ultimately destroy the Volarian Empire and their ally the One Who Waits. At her side will be the ultimate warrior Vaelin Al Sorna, although he seems to have lost his Blood Song. What could possibly go wrong?




Banquets of the Black Widowers (The Black Widowers #4) 3Stars

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