Howdy Folks! Honest Bookstooge here. We here at Big Bookstooge's Used Soul Emporium only sell the finest in used souls. If you are looking for a new-to-you soul, well, you've come to the right place. We have a Patented 101 Checklist that our soul technicians rigorously put our used souls through before we even think of offering them for sale to the public. That means every soul you buy from us, you KNOW it is good to go the moment you step off of our lot. I also personally inspect each soul after the Patented 101 Checklist, because Honest Bookstooge stands behind every used soul he sells, yessiree! So come on down for our once a year sales extravaganza and get a free used book with every soul bought.
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Definitely interested, just wondering if you deliver overseas...? ;o)
ReplyDeleteSorry, we do pickup only. Keeps us off the radar of the tariff men ;-)
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