THE RULES
The Bookstooge doesn’t need no stinkin’ rules! YOU follow the rules….
QUESTIONS
AUTHOR – WHO’S WRITING YOUR STORY?
I used to think it was myself. But since I get to choose for this tag, I’m going with Charles Dickens. That way I KNOW I am either getting a happy ending or a heroic and romantic ending. I can deal with either of those two outcomes.
WORLD – WHAT LITERARY WORLD IS YOUR STORY PART OF?
Monster Hunter International. The Bookstooge is Agent Franks nightmare and I’m what really keeps him in line for the MCB.
ROMANCE – WHO WILL BE YOUR LOVE-INTEREST?
Mrs B has graciously consented to take this role. She said she wanted to be an artistic language student who is also a vet. Now is that talented or what? AND she puts up with me every day. For those of you who have followed me on this blog for any length of time, you know what a heroic effort that is
APPEARANCE – WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER LOOK LIKE?
Nobody sees my face, not even fictionally.
SIDEKICK – WHAT CHARACTER/CREATURE WOULD YOU HAVE BY YOUR SIDE?
I’m going to need someone that won’t out-cool me but will emphasize everything that is great about me and also mitigate my one or two teensy weensy weak points. Superman should do nicely.
GOOD, EVIL, OR GRAY – WHERE DOES YOUR CHARACTER STAND?
Totally Good. I am going to be so Good that Gandalf will look like Evil Incarnate in comparison.
DESIGNATION – WHAT WILL YOU BE? (HUMAN, FAIRY, PIRATE, PRINCESS, ETC..)
I will Identify as Saint Bookstooge, The First Bear Pope
OPPOSITION – WHO WILL BE YOUR NEMESIS?
Kermit, under the mind control of Disney+, turns evil and goes on a murderous rampage. Only I am tough enough and smart enough to outmaneuver him at every turn.
THE ENDING – HOW DOES YOUR STORY END? SPOILER ALERT!
It was a double bluff by Kermit and Me all along. Mickey had gone Evil soon after Walt died and created the Evil Empire. Only someone on the inside could get the info that was needed. Superman tried to get the info by brute force but Evil Mickey killed him. It was very sad. Jim Henson also died, but he was able to bring the data to Kermit, who in turn got it to me. Kermit, in his undercover role of Jigsaw, trapped Evil Mickey in an electric chair. Unfortunately, that had no effect on Evil Mickey, so I had to gather up every single Disney movie and tv show ever made or even financed and destroy them. The sympathetic connections between the films and Evil Mickey meant the destruction of one was the destruction of the other.
Good triumphed over evil and the World was Free at last! Hurray.
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