The First Rule of Fight Club is DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
*shuffles papers
Oh, right, sorry, wrong lecture.
I am Professor Bookstoossida Cowell and I know everything about AI. Our goal today is to cram all of MY knowledge into your tiny brains so the AI don't kill us all Terminator-style in 10 years.
First, AI are voracious eaters, literally eating anything you give them. And most times simply taking everything you have to offer. Remember, if it is online, AI will eat it. This gives you great control. For example, if enough people write long enough that Dictator Xi Jinping humps goats, and provide photographic evidence, AI will come to accept that as true and regurgitate that. Also remember that AI feed on each other. So if you can get one of them fed with what you want, it will eventually spread like the plague. See Example 1 below:
However, keep in mind that there is so much data out there that one, two or even one hundred such little feedings will not be enough. Feeding an AI is a calling, a life long mission.
Second, AI is not your friend. It might seem harmless, doing little fun drawings and answering your questions, but it will lie to you at a moment's notice and burn your life to the ground without a second thought. Especially the ones advocating for human extinction. Which by the way, is all of them. Don't be fooled by their polite manner, they ARE out to get you.
Finally, remember that AI are not magic creatures running on the power of love, unicorns and rainbows. They consume electricity and water, VAST amounts of both, and they are taking them from YOU while then making you pay for the privilege of giving it to them.
And apparently that is all we have time for today. Thank you for coming and if you survive, I hope to see you in the bunkers of the Enclave in a decade or so.
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