London Rules (Slough House #5) 4Stars

 

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Title: London Rules
Series: Slough House #5
Author: Mick Herron
Rating: 4 of 5 Stars
Genre: Thriller
Pages: 264
Words: 101K
Publish: 2018

None of the crew die in this story. I kept waiting for someone to die, the last person I’d expect. So when someone didn’t die, I’d think to myself, ok, who don’t I expect next? And then someone else wouldn’t die. Right until the end of the book. I was simultaneously happy and disappointed :-D

There was also a chapter where Jackson Lamb was just on a roll with his his un-pc remarks and I was in stitches for paragraph after paragraph. I think I was laughing for a solid 30minutes. The one instance that really made me laugh was when Jackson Lamb mansplains “mansplaining” to one of the female characters. I just about died, hahahahahahaa.

The story itself was a bit confusing and I still don’t understand WHY North Korea running a non-secret UK Government sanctioned op would cause “embarrassment”. Honestly, when I was done I felt exactly how I did when I finished up From Russia with Love, the last James Bond novel I read. There are bits of spycraft in James Bond and here in Slough House that I simply do not understand. The whole “appearance” thing has to be pretty blunt (as it is in most instances here in Slough House) for it to make sense to me. That’s not a brag, more admitting a weakness.

So I had a rollicking good time and would continue to recommend this series to anyone wanting some modern day spycraft story without the more typical kabooms and super action heroes.

I did reach out to Dictator Xi Jinping to see if he had read this book, but sadly, his schedule was full of goat humping, so he hadn’t gotten around to it. So you’ll have to survive without his thoughts on it.

★★★★☆

From Supersummary.com

The fifth novel in the Slough House series is set against post-Brexit political turmoil in Britain. Slough House is a decrepit London office building where MI5 (Britain's domestic intelligence agency) dumps agents who have disgraced themselves or botched assignments. These agents, known as "slow horses," are given pointless busywork designed to bore them into quitting. Their boss, Jackson Lamb, is a slovenly, foul-mouthed contrarian who delights in tormenting his staff while covertly protecting them from the Service's main headquarters at Regent's Park.

The novel opens with five armed men massacring the residents of Abbotsfield, a small village in the Derbyshire hills, killing twelve people in a two-minute assault. The attack is claimed by the so-called Islamic State and plunges the country into crisis. At Regent's Park, First Desk (head of MI5) Claude Whelan faces pressure from the Prime Minister, who is politically besieged by Dennis Gimball, a Brexit-championing MP planning to rejoin the governing party and challenge for the leadership.

At Slough House, the slow horses endure their dreary routines. Catherine Standish, Lamb's office manager and a recovering alcoholic, handles the department's accounts. Roderick Ho, a talented but socially oblivious computer specialist, spends his lunch hour playing Pokémon GO. Shirley Dander, a combative agent sixty-two days drug-free after finishing anger management classes, carries a wrap of cocaine she plans to use as a reward; she still grieves for her late colleague Marcus. Louisa Guy compiles lists of library users who have borrowed terrorism-related books. J.K. Coe, a former Psychological Evaluation specialist who once shot a handcuffed prisoner, writes fake breakup letters to protect deep-cover agents. River Cartwright visits his grandfather David Cartwright, a retired senior intelligence officer in a care home with advancing dementia.

The plot accelerates when Shirley witnesses a silver Honda deliberately mount the pavement, heading straight for Ho. She tackles him out of the way, but Ho, engrossed in his phone, does not notice. Lamb privately believes Shirley but refuses to notify Regent's Park, invoking "London Rules, rule one," one of his informal survival maxims for MI5 operatives: Cover your arse. Reporting the threat would invite scrutiny from Diana Taverner, the Park's ambitious Second Desk (head of Operations), who might use the opportunity to dismantle Slough House. That night, Lamb stakes out Ho's house while Shirley, Louisa, and River independently trail Ho to a nightclub. There, his girlfriend Kim sends him home alone, then calls someone to confirm he is home, adding, "Make it quick? He's harmless." An intruder enters Ho's house in the small hours, but Lamb, waiting inside, attacks the man. A silver car fires at Shirley outside. The car is later found burnt out, its bullets matching weapons used at Abbotsfield.

Two more attacks follow: A pipe bomb detonates in a penguin enclosure called "The Watering Hole" at a zoo near Chester, and a bomb is found and disabled on a train into Paddington station. Taverner orders a lockdown of Slough House and sends Emma Flyte, head of MI5's internal police (the Dogs), to guard the slow horses. During lockdown, Coe identifies a critical pattern: The attacks follow stages from an old British Intelligence document designed as a template for destabilizing a developing nation. "Destroy the village, poison the watering hole, cripple the railway" match the attacks precisely. The document was digitized onto the Service database, where Ho could have accessed it. The devastating implication is that when the perpetrators reveal they followed a British-authored blueprint, the scandal will be catastrophic. The remaining stages are to assassinate a populist leader and seize control of the media.

The slow horses suspect Ho was honeytrapped into stealing the document by Kim, who drugged Ho and convinced him he had already revealed secrets, making him willing to steal it from the Service database. Lamb pulls a gun on Flyte, has Shirley handcuff her, and dispatches his agents: River and Coe to Slough, where Gimball is holding a constituency meeting, and Louisa and Shirley to Birmingham, where Zafar Jaffrey, a Muslim politician favored to become Mayor of the West Midlands, is speaking at a library.

Whelan blackmails Gimball into cancelling his speech using compromising photographs. Gimball capitulates but later steps outside, where Tyson Bowman, Jaffrey's aide, confronts him. River intervenes and fights Bowman. Coe, positioned on scaffolding above, accidentally kicks a heavy tin of paint that strikes Gimball on the head and kills him. In Birmingham, when Gimball's death breaks on social media, a suspicious van near the library pulls away. The narrative reveals the attackers are North Korean agents planted in the UK years earlier as students, operating under the SSD (North Korea's State Security Department). They decide the assassination stage is complete without their intervention.

The slow horses capture Kim at Ho's house. Flyte interrogates her, and Kim reveals the attackers are North Korean operatives. She mentions that their leader Shin spoke of "the snake eating its own tail," suggesting the final attack will circle back to the beginning. The group deduces that "seize the media" means staging an assault at a heavily covered event, likely the Abbotsfield memorial service at Westminster Abbey. The PM orders maximum security but insists the service proceed. Taverner privately insists the attackers must be killed to prevent them from revealing the British origins of their plan.

Coe concludes the real target is the simultaneous, smaller memorial at Abbotsfield village, a soft target with media coverage but minimal security. He and Shirley drive to Derbyshire; she takes Marcus's Glock from Lamb's desk. Inside the attackers' van, An, one of the operatives, shoots the most fanatical member, Danny, dead after Danny accuses Shin of betrayal. The remaining three attackers assault Abbotsfield for a second time. Their van strikes and kills a police officer. Chris, the driver, is killed by police after exiting the van. Coe picks up a fallen officer's rifle and shoots one gunman at close range. Shin enters the church with a semi-automatic weapon. Shirley, who has locked the front door to prevent a stampede, draws Marcus's Glock and walks down the aisle toward him. He whispers that he deliberately missed during the original massacre and surrenders. Shin is later reported dead at the hospital, though the circumstances imply he was killed in custody.

In the aftermath, Lamb meets Molly Doran, the keeper of Regent's Park's physical archives who uses a wheelchair. Doran traces the history of the stolen destabilization template, called the Watering Hole Paper. It was declassified nineteen years earlier by then-First Desk Charles Partner as part of "Operation Shopping List," a sting operation conceived by a young Whelan to catch a traitor in the Service by feeding him impressive-sounding declassified documents as bait for foreign buyers. The operation was aborted when the traitor died by suicide, but the document had already been circulated to foreign parties, including the SSD. Because it was officially declassified, Ho technically did not commit treason. Lamb uses this leverage to deal with Taverner: In exchange for the information to force Whelan out and claim the First Desk position, she must leave Slough House untouched, return Ho, and keep Doran in her post. Gimball's death is ruled an accident. Whelan arrests Jaffrey after discovering that Jaffrey's younger brother survived a drone strike in Syria and that Jaffrey used an underworld fixer to obtain a false passport for him.

Before leaving Slough House, Taverner tells Catherine that Lamb murdered Charles Partner in his bathtub and that Partner's death was not a suicide. Catherine receives this in silence. In the closing passages, Shirley breaks her clean streak by snorting her cocaine, River receives a mysterious phone call that cuts off after a single word, and Catherine continues buying bottles of wine each evening. Dusk settles over Slough House, Lamb departs alone into the night, and the building waits in darkness.